Happy New Year everyone. My God, the rumor mills is getting out of control over who will take Jay-Z's place over at Def Jam as it's new President. I've compiled a list of the people who I hear want the job.

1. Jermaine Dupri. - Though he's had his own label since the early 90's [probably earlier than that] it's become abundantly clear that artists don't make good executives.
2. Damon Dash - Damon is the most qualified person for the position. A lot of people don't give Dame his proper credit. Jay-Z wouldn't be the Jay-Z we all know if it weren't for Dame. Did Dash have a lot of bitch like qualities? Sure. But, the man did build an empire.
3. Chuck D. - For this I have no words...next!
I know Mary J. Blige has been getting all the post New Year's Eve attention. But I thought Alicia deserves, at the very least, an honorable mention.

And to think that she chose Ezra, AKA Buddha over this clown. Wow...Check back next Wednesday to see what my captions for this photo is going to be...wow.

Here's another one...ewwwwww!
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