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Did You Miss The I.L.N.Y. Reunion Special? Don't Worry I Got Ya Rundown On All The Sneers, Jeers, And Queers![Video]

Posted on January 7, 2008 10:00 AM

The “I Love New York Love 2 Reunion Special” aired last night. And I don’t know about you but my a*s was front and center on my perch to catch all the sneers, jeers, and might I add, the queers. Did you miss the show? Well don’t worry about it because I got all the splabovian mess – blow by blow.

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Chile, the ILNY special did not disappoint. All the guys came front and center to feel New York and her ever-growing ta-ta’s wrath. To be honest with you I watched the show with my hands over my eyes – but with my fingers separated to take in all the buffoonery. First off, I think someone needs to commit It to a mental institution. Now I love me some crazy like the next person. But that cat needs a restraining order pronto tinto.

The self-proclaimed “non human”, Sister Patterson, is a grown woman after my own heart. If you watched the show then you know former NFL football player, Champion got dissed hard by Ms. New York but it seems Sister Patterson new Pocahontas weave and glamed up looked turned her daughters diss into jump-off gold. But it's what happened on the stage that’s forever “championed” her as my own personal hero as she so eloquently stated that “though he stay in the house, he still made it !” Which sent New York into a rage that sent her storming off the stage in tears [clearly fake]. Words were exchanged, and homosexual allegations were dispelled in the air. But not before Champion claimed his prize..Sister Patterson. Go on Girl!

Midget Mac, I’m convinced, is truly a test sent from God to show us all that our uncontrollable laughter towards him is only going to send us all straight to hell wearing gasoline underwear.

My third eye tells me that The Entertainer’s mother would whoop Sister Patterson’s “non human” ass if only the fear of incarceration wasn’t looming in the balance. Let's not forget that the woman is Italian..can anyone say Mafia?

I think someone needs to explain to Pretty that he, Budha, and Punk were not in a threesome. Talk about a gay state of mind..wow! But it did get me to thinking..could Budha and Punk have in fact had a secret that’s not Victoria? I’m convinced something is awry….

The bitch of the year, Tailor Made made his appearance and that’s when the ish really hit the fan. Chile, Wise had unfinished business that he most certainly took care of last night. I don’t know how it happened but Mr. Wise leaped from out of nowhere and stomped all over Tailor Made’s ass.

Those were pretty much the highlights from last night. I’m sure VH1 will play this sh*t out for weeks to come. New York claims that Tailor Made is the love of her life. And that this will be her final Reunion show. They’re apparently getting married. I give them six months.

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