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Give it up for Hong Kong Phooey, y'all!

Last night on 106 and... I mean, Ultimate Hustler, a new breed of lackey was annointed. The Ultimate Shuffler was crowned and recieved all the perks of being the best... the best... the best... You know the shit from opening credits. Money & Respect, Diamonds & SUVs, Skeet and Cristal backwash! Let's talk about what everyone knew was going to happen... Brian beating out Dashawn for the affection of Daddy Damon.

Oh, shit! Is that Kevin Bacon?

This week’s episode of The Negro Channel's Ultimate Hustler saw the flunkies-in-training competing for Dame’s attention at the most intimate level to date. Dame actually let these clowns run his operation for the day. This is why reality television sucks: Dame either put his business in the hands of these amateurs for real, or he was watching them all day and not REALLY getting anything done. Neither seem like a good call to me. So many fuck-ups I almost felt like I was watching a Police Academy movie.

I'm the Ultimate Hustler! Donga donga donga dong! (Dammit, Sizza!)

With 5 contestants remaining it was every ho for him/herself this week on The Ultimate Hustler. This week's challenge was actually pertinent and true to the grassroots, street-level essence of hustling. The contestants were asked to turn 5 to 8, 8 to 20, 20 to 100, 100 to 1,000 and that to 100,000... in front of housing! No, they didn't selll rocks (but that would have been funny). Some of them should have though.

Today marks the first Talkin Videos entry devoted to Damon Dash and The Negro Channel's shameless attempt at ripping off "The Apprentice."

If you don't know already "The Ultimate Hustler" is a reality show in which contestants compete for a Jeep, "respeck" (yeah, right), and a spot on Dame's nuts closer than anyone not named Rachel Roy. This week, the prospective cutthroats' assignment was (in two teams of three) to assemble a professional-looking photo shoot for Dame Dash's self-glorifying urban fashion trade magazine "America." I must say, the shit was kinda entertaining. I was surprised.