Recently in ego trip's Miss Rap Supreme Category

Wow.... so the Chiba/Byata sh-t finally came to an end. And the way this all built up, I must say, the climax was less than stellar. I coulda had a V8, forreal for real. But, alas, I’m getting ahead of myself (don’t worry, I’ll get into it).

When the episode starts, the girls are lamenting over the loss of Nicky2States. Whose gonna give ‘em tips on how to suck a d*ck now? How to get a cum stain out of bed sheets? How to properly take a backshot? Aww well.

ANYWAY, I want to talk about that pageant they had to do. What the f-ck was up with that pageant... at the gun range? Scratch that. What was up with Serch dubbing himself KoJew and Yo-Yo likewise calling herself Pepa Spray? Ohh Lord, haven't we put ourselves through ENOUGH as a people? As a gender? Sigh...

No, sratch that. Ms. Cherry got a record and can’t go near guns? Damn, ma. ‘Sup with your extra-curricular activities?

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Ahhh, and we get to the nitty gritty.

Chiba: “I remember when I was your top choice."

I TOLD Y’ALL she still had some lingering feelings left over for Lez-Byata. Awww.
::singing:: When a woman's fed uuuuuuupppp.... there ain't nothing you can do about it....

So we're down to the final five. This isn't who I'd pick to be in the final five, but whatever, it ain't my show, I'm just re-capping it. Whatever.

Honestly, this episode was kind of lame. Right on down from the lame pageant to the lame challenge. But let me not get ahead of myself, chickadees. Let’s start off with one of my favorite parts of the show: the beginning. Why? Because you get to see all the bullsh-t manifest.

My, oh my. Hope you enjoyed last week’s lil’ hiatus because Miss Rap Supreme is back in full swing, with the haters hating and the chickens clucking... just like back in high school. Or on your block.

You know the top of the episode always gotta include some bullsh-t. Chiba, Chiba, y’all starts mouthing off about how fake Lez-Byata is, shedding light on the fact that she hasn’t come clean about saying that Rece was fat and Nicky2States was a wack name to call herself. Well, let’s put it like this: Rece isn’t fat, she’s thick and that’s perfectly fine. But there is something alarmingly sloppy about her, and she be killing me with those get ups. And as for Nicky2States’ name? Well, someone’s gotta keep it real. Unless her name means that her legs can spread wide enough to fit in all the dudes between two states, then yeah, it’s pretty much a dumb name.

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First of all, let me start off this re-cap by stating that I was HIGHLY disappointed with this episode in all aspects. Usually, this show gives me some kind of fodder to work with, but it was just lackluster to the point where I almost can’t bring myself to comment on it.

And those of you who watched, you know that elimination was BULLSH-T.
Serch and Yo lost ALL credibility one that one.

But for those of you who didn’t peep it last night, let me bring you up to date with the fuckery.

The episode starts off by highlighting the new trifecta of the house: Lez-Byata, Rece and Nicky2States, who have joined forces with a common goal: to hate on Chiba, chiba, y’all. They want her to take off her shades and reveal her eye, which to me, they need to chill with. As much as I am starting to dislike Chiba, I think that the matter of her eye injury is a delicate matter and if Slick Rick could go around not exposing his, then she doesn’t have to expose hers. Everybody can’t be BIG and be proud of their crooked/misaligned eye. This is getting really ridiculous, as you can see. I’m starting not to give a f-ck anymore, because like I said, Chiba and Byata are cut from the same cloth. Both of their phoniness astounds me, and B got Nicky and Rece caught up like the sheep they are (especially Rece, she’s SUCH a co-signer. I still can’t get over her “Chiba’s the devil?!?” statement from last week.)

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Man, I hate it when lesbians fight. Watching this episode was like reliving my Catholic-school high school experience all over again â€" watching two girls who were rumored to be simply “best best bestest friends” have a screaming match in the locker room during basketball practice or gym class or some ish. That was when myself and the rest of my class learned that whatever sh-t they were going through was more than just a bosom buddy matter.

That is how I felt watching this episode of Miss Rap Supreme.

Damn, Lez-Byata and Chiba. Can’t y’all just get along?!

Yes, I’m talking about those two! Our former lovers have turned into sworn enemies, with Chiba going on at the beginning of the episode about how she’s not receiving her just love returned back to her and Byata just shrugs it off like she doesn’t care. Damn. Or, in her words:

Byata: “Chiba’s wack. She’s waaaaaaaack!”

Obviously, they are still upset about what happened at the lady bar last week (no pun intended).

But tell me, how do y’all feel about the entire Les-Byata/Chiba situation, especially when it escalated after the pageant, when this dialogue occurred:

(After Byata discusses that freaky dream she had): “Yeah, I kissed the devil! I’m dancing with the devil... but I don’t tango no’ more!

Chiba: “Who’s skin is white, though?!”

Byata: (walks back and forth, PISSED): “Ohh, ohh you went there!”

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Rece is such an airhead... ha ha ha ha! “Is she really the devil?!” Oh my goodness...

As for my girls...damn mamis... I’m saying... forgive whoever it was that didn’t wash off the strap off and get over it already! Sheesh!!

Okay, maybe not all of them, but there was a great deal of that going down this episode. Before we get into that, however, I need to start off with something very important.

The episode begins with Khia still tripping about how Serch gave her the business about her "R-E-S-P-E RESPECT ME!" song/rant, DESPITE the fact that it had NOTHING to do with the subject matter they were supposed to be rapping about. Wow... at this point, I'm tripping. Hasn't anyone tried to call her out on the fact that her lil' ditty was pre-written?! That must prove how much cats really DON'T check for Thug Misses.

Except, for perhaps, one person...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(yes, that was necessary!)

I got to give a shout out to VH1. What a clever way to get us to watch the series premiere! A-sholes...

YES I meant to spell it like that!! If you watched the premiere episode of VH1's "Miss Rap Supreme", then you FULLY understand why.

I *KNEW* I was going to have fun watching and re-capping this show, and it did NOT disappoint.. at least, in the humor sense. Here's the beginning part of the episode when Yo-Yo and MC Serch are running through the "contestant debutantes" to see who will go on to actually compete in the series. Check it out:

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Now, right away, I noticed a few things about the pre-contestants:

-- The two femcees I was feeling from jump were Chiba [MySpace] and Lady Twist [MySpace]. They just seemed to come sincere with theirs, especially Twist, who read to me like the chunky protege of Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony.

-- Secondly, I've SEEN Hedonis [MySpace] perform LIVE. Believe it or not, she opened up for the very fly Kween Ka$h at her album release party last week (who, coincidentally, I was on the phone with back and forth during this broadcast voicing our disdain over the show) and she performed a song called "Box of Bullets." Honestly, I do think she is a lil'... intense , but I do think they shoulda gave her a spot in the house to compete.

But let's get into it! If you didn't catch all of the names, the women who made it on to the competition (a/k/a Charm School -- The Rap Version) are:

Ms Cherry -- Nicky2States -- Byata -- D.A.B. -- Lady Twist -- Lionez -- Reece Skills -- Bre -- Chiba -- and yes.... Khia. Rejoice. All the ladies pop that thing like thissssss.

It only gets better, folks... Luckily, I'm able to take it as the entertainment that it's meant to be because if this was real femceeing... girls, we're in trouble.