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Charm School is done. Hurrah!
Saaphyri was crowned the First Winner of Charm School. But seriously, after a certain point in this series, was there ever any doubt that she didn't have it in the bag?

But before I get ahead of myself, let's talk about the final lesson of Charm School. No, the real one. I know that Mo'Nique said it was "Thou Shall Get Fabulous" but by looking at the tactics Saaphyri and Becky came up with (and Leilene went along with because she has no better choice 'cuz her studying methods SUCK... stupid girl... you take a drink to calm your nerves when you're about to go on stage to pop that @$$, NOT to take a pop quiz!) the last lesson could've easily been (and I'm using Becky's own words): "Thou Shall Payeth Back."

THE BIG PAYBACK, B*TCH!!

All these hoes, I got to like one.

(I don't care whose TV this bootleg came from!)

This week on "Charm School," our hoe-roines finally face a challenge of wits as opposed to a display of tits. For many of the contestants, the visit to Cal. State-Fullerton was the first time their $54.11s had touched university tiling. After briefly learning the rudimentary principles of debate, the girls must spit their game and talk their shit in a formal collegiate debate setting.

Oh boy.

Yesterday's installment of "Charm School" made a bigger mockery of our contestants than usual. Knowing damn well that more than half of these girls have some type of modeling aspirations or experience, Mo'prah, Simon and Horsey make these girls "model" wears that they fashion themselves with various household materials.

Carpets, curtains, pillows and trash bags are all in-bounds as our remaining 11 girls assemble their own lines of Ghetto Couture.

Truly fuckin painful, bitches.

This week's installment of "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School" is all about "etticupiscupiss", as our friend Saaphyri would say. These girls are in for some much-needed home-training at the hands of Mo'prah, Simon, Horsey, a lady named Miss Swan and a non-Flavor Flav "Bachelor."

Let's just hope none of the simpletons got too drunk off of the nice wine. You know, the one whose top doesn't screw off.

Charm School is officially in session, simple bitches!

This "Whip Appeal" cat Alonzo is hilarious!

Aight... Now that I've caught my breath... Who's ready for some "personal development?" I know I sure am. Over the course of 2 seasons, the 13 select Flavorettes (ugh) made asses of themselves by taking part in the most degrading and offensive programming Niggadom has ever known. In "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School," the girls are being fed the pipedream of retrieving their dignity...

and $50,000 cash money.