Itâ€™s Breezy on painkillers, bytch! Yeah, Iâ€™m in a lot of pain tonight, but I know yâ€™all donâ€™t give a f*ck so lemme just get into it...
This is the SECOND TO LAST episode of Celebrity Rap Superstar, which I know most of you are THRILLED about. But you gotta admit, itâ€™s been quite the lilâ€™ experience. Perez summoning the Gay Mafia while doing Kanyeâ€™s â€œJesus Walksâ€, the Jason Wahler taking the show as serious as Bobby Brownâ€™s heart attack, Efren Ramirez, also known as the Lilâ€™ Vato That Could.... yeah, MTV DEFINITELY pushed it with this one.
And now, itâ€™s almost over.
Does this mean that Andy Milonakisâ€™ show is gonna come back? Now HE was the sh*t!
So far, two of the celebs are going to be going to go head-to-head to battle it out to see who is going to the final two...which basically means... either Kendra or Sebastian Bach are going head to head to take it against Shar in the finals.
OMG.... MTV just lost ANY kind of credibility that they desperately clung to tighter than Marion Jonesâ€™ reluctance to relinquish her Olympic medals. Kid Rockâ€™s daddy is going home! Thatâ€™s right, Sebby! Tell â€˜em off! America doesnâ€™t suckâ€" itâ€™s those f*ckin drunk white boys that suck! How yâ€™all gonna do my mans dirty like that? Are you voting on Kendra's skills, or on her outfits? This isnâ€™t Celebrity Rack Superstar! But he just dropped some knowledgeâ€" his new album, Angel Down is coming out later this year and DMC and Kurupt will be featured guests. I might have to download that. Then, K. Hart got the nerve to say, â€œbut we want you to perform at the end of the show, though!â€
Sebastian Bach, if you're reading this, you are waaaay too nice, dude. The proper response to that would be to scream, â€œf*ck you, Choco-Smurf! Iâ€™m out!â€ then throw up the rock devil horns, exiting stage right. But whatever.