Ok... to be honest with yâ€™all.... I donâ€™t watch MTV Cribs. At all. Why? Because half of the time, as well all know, these peopleâ€™s houses arenâ€™t theirs. I mean, when you have freakinâ€™ Frankie Muniz from Malcolm In The Middle showing off his six drop-tops in the backyard... then you have to doubt the credibility of this show and itâ€™s featured guests a lilâ€™ bit.
However... this time, 50 Cent done let MTV crash all up in his house. And I decided to check this one out because we all know this pad isnâ€™t fake (it used to belong to Mike Tyson , for goodness sake). So, I sat on the floor of my living room, expecting to see nothing but B.B.â€" Bullsh*t Bravadoâ€" and I wasnâ€™t wrong. The editors (most likely, at the insistence of Mr. Jackson) came extra hard with the dramatic shot sequences. But I did peep some VERY interesting sights in Fifâ€™s crib that Iâ€™d like to bring to your attention. If you peeped this last night, feel free to comment on it.
First of all... the show starts with Tony â€œI beat up 14 year old boysâ€ Yayo driving up to â€œThe East Coast Playboy Mansionâ€ (or as I like to call it, â€œThe Chipmunk Estateâ€) ... and there was a guy doing motorcycle stunts in the middle of the front paved lawn. Umm... is this someone that Fif hired to entertain incoming visitors, like a court jester or a trained monkey? I wonder how much heâ€™s getting paid to nearly kill himself just so Fif can impress the hoes heâ€™s bringing back to smash at the crib.
More on what being stanky rich will get you on the next page....