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August 8, 2006
Midweek Madness: Pee-Wee on Crack
Monday Madness is getting the bump for Flavor Flav and his stable of skrippers.
In honor of the return of Flavor of Crack, I thought it appropriate to share this heartfelt public service announcement from Mr. Paul Rubens... AKA Pee-Wee the Jerker.
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Written by Ron Mexico on August 8, 2006 10:06 AM
August 15, 2006
Midweek Madness: Kid 'N Play 2-for-1
I have been in a very "House Party" mood this week. So the madness are two heartwarming, age-indicating Kid 'N Play videos.
The first is the ever-classic dance-off at Play's party.
Ain't my type of hype, baby!
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Written by Ron Mexico on August 15, 2006 10:03 AM
August 22, 2006
Midweek Madness: "Harlem, NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
What the fuck is this?!
Harriet Tubman just rolled over in her shit.
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Written by Ron Mexico on August 22, 2006 9:00 AM
August 29, 2006
Midweek Madness: How To Eat Watermelon
He'll show you how to do this, sonnnnn!
Get your rind on.
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Written by Ron Mexico on August 29, 2006 9:00 AM
September 6, 2006
Midweek Madness: H.D.TV (Live from the VMAs)
Rapper/Journalist H.D. (I like to call him Diddy) was SOHH.com’s inside man at the VMAs last week. Dot’s a nice nigga. I decided they didn’t want me there talking to them folks. Check out what he was able to scrounge up for us! (Just push stop on the bangin ass music, then play the video.)
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Written by Ron Mexico on September 6, 2006 10:03 AM
September 12, 2006
Midweek Madness: Rent-A-White Folk
I wanna thank my good buddy Dark Kent for putting me on to this.
Here's some new shit under review by your local Dept. of Social Services.
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Written by Ron Mexico on September 12, 2006 9:02 AM
September 20, 2006
Midweek Madness: Something In Common
This kinda brings moisture to my eyes now. This was back when they still had some freshness to em. Whitney look like dried up tamarindos now... and Bobby knows she's gettin booooooooored.
I'm scaaaared of her too, Patti.
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Written by Ron Mexico on September 20, 2006 10:00 AM
September 27, 2006
Midweek Madness: "Don't Look Any Further" video
The video for one of the most sampled songs in recent hip-hop history, Dennis Edwards' 80s classic "Don't Look Any Further" [watch above] featuring Siedah Garrett displays the gum-chewing ex-Temptations frontman showing off some of them old man moves that brought you into this world.
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Written by Ron Mexico on September 27, 2006 10:09 AM
October 4, 2006
Midweek Madness: Borat's Guide to Wine
Classic Ali G Show clip... in honor of the full-length Borat film about to drop, here's one of my favorite moments!
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Written by Ron Mexico on October 4, 2006 10:01 AM
October 17, 2006
Midweek Madness: Give Me The Night
Y'all little motherfuckers ain't up on this George Benson shit! Young ass niggas need to bounce, rock, rollerskate!
"Give Me The Night" is still that shit.
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Written by Ron Mexico on October 17, 2006 10:04 AM
December 26, 2006
Midweek Madness: My Dick In A Box!
The Christmas Gift Revolution is upon us!
For the benefit of the twelve or so of you that have not yet enjoyed the latest work of Adam Samberg featuring Justin Timberlake on SNL a little while ago, the instant classic viral video is here on Talkin' Videos.
Come on, now. Who don't love them some EweTouble? Ronaldinho damn sure do.
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Written by Ron Mexico on December 26, 2006 8:00 AM
January 2, 2007
Midweek Madness: Bobbito Bustin' Ass
If you're a hip-hop fan from the east and don't know who Bobbito Garcia is, you should probably hang yourself with your shoelaces. While you probably know of him from his legendary radio program and journalistic efforts, you may not know he is one of the most vicious streetball combo guards ever to do the thang in New York.
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Written by Ron Mexico on January 2, 2007 8:00 AM
February 22, 2007
Midweek Madness: Bill vs. Luda Again
It's my day off, so I thought I'd leave you with something to gnaw on.
Bill O'Reilly still comin' at us hard. As per usual setup, he has a reputable white source that agrees with him and a random house negro hand puppet he can ejaculate via prostate stimulation.
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Written by Ron Mexico on February 22, 2007 8:00 AM
April 20, 2007
Midweek Madness: The New Vagina Monologues
This is a new classic. Thank you, Atlanta!
She was addicted to Common.
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Written by Ali Asghar on April 20, 2007 10:07 AM
April 25, 2007
Midweek Madness: Hottie's Anthem (Preview)
Sloppy Joes apparently has a single.
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Written by Ali Asghar on April 25, 2007 10:00 AM
May 1, 2007
Midweek Madness: Nobody Wants To See Them Together!
How the hell was Akon supposed to know she was 14?
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Written by Ali Asghar on May 1, 2007 10:40 AM
May 8, 2007
Midweek Madness: All-Star Dance Party
Never knew they did this for the kids!
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Written by Ali Asghar on May 8, 2007 11:00 AM
June 27, 2007
Shake Those @$$es, Kids!
I hadn't found a video that I thought was worthy of Midweek Madness, which is why I hadn't done one. Until now.
I'm saying, was it Teacher Cut Day at this school or something?
This is why we pay taxes, ladies and gentlemen.
Our money provides high school audio/visual clubs with the proper equipment so that bored teens can rampantly @$$-ault their classmates, one white girl at a time.
These are our future leaders of tomorrow!!!! (Are you scared?)
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Written by SOHH Breezy on June 27, 2007 6:37 PM
September 12, 2007
A Little Britney Support and a Whole Lotta Kanye (Breezy's Got the "Good Life" Video!)
Well, I guess this post can be appropriately deemed as the "VMA Aftermath" post, or the "Graduation" post as well, because that's what the bulk of today's blog is going to deal with. But to start things off, I want to share with you guys something that I peeped over at Concrete Loop.
This is a video of a person named Chris Crocker (I say "person" because honestly, I can't tell if it's male or female). Chris Crocker is basically telling all y'all Britney haters to shove it and "LEAVE HER ALONE"... but he/she does it in such a p*ssy way that after you finish p*ssing on yourself from the laughter, you just want to kick his/her @ss just because.
Do not consume liquids while watching this clip.
Someone go upside Chris' head with a dildo, PLEASE! Put him out of his misery!
Written by SOHH Breezy on September 12, 2007 9:00 AM
October 3, 2007
Midweek Madness: A LOT of New York and Soulja Boy Hate... But Mostly New York Hate Because That Bytch Needs to Suck a D*** and DIE!
Before I get started with today’s post, I got to give a shout out to my boy (and supportive reader) B’Ham Vet. What it do, homie? Young Lynx told you I was gonna give you a shout out on this thing, didn’t he? Holla @ ya girl and thanks for the love!
So what up everybody? Ready for some hate?
Well today, I definitely have two videos for y’all to sink your venomous teeth into.
Up first: THE WICKED B*TCH OF THE EAST!
Written by SOHH Breezy on October 3, 2007 9:00 AM
March 5, 2008
Midweek Madness: Gnarls Barkley-- "Run"
Yes, this video well-deserves to be blogged under the title "Midweek Madness".
When I first heard this song, I thought it was some weird, subliminial message Gnarls Barkley was sending out to any delusion child that STILL wishes to visit the Neverland Ranch.. so I thought that the video treatment would naturally feature a bunch of lil' kids running away from some ghastly figure holding a baby-sized figure covered in a blankie.
How foolish of me.
Just something really quick to get your morning started. I love this track-- when I'm listening to it, I feel like I'm on Mars, dancing in a Martian discotecque... after doing quualudes with Lindsay Lohan in the unisex bathroom, ha ha ha. In addition, I'm feeling the whole "Soul Train in Outer Space" vibe going on with this one... but Justin Timberlake as the white, hip-hop wannabe Don Cornelius? Uhhh....
Kinda reminds me of when Ryan Phillippe did the opening for Andre3000's "Hey Ya".
WHY??
ANYWAY... Cee-Lo, you did it again!
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Written by SOHH Breezy on March 5, 2008 9:00 AM
March 19, 2008
Midweek Madness: Lupe Fiasco-- "Hip Hop Saved My Life", and apparently, Charlie Murphy Invented Back-pack Rap!
IT'S A BACKPACK RAPPER WEDNESDAY CELEBRATION, BITCHES!!
We've been spinning this joint for a minute on Equilibrium Radio (which airs TODAY from 4-6pm, stream it here at www.whcr.org if you don't live in Harlem), so when I saw that Buckshot finally released a video for it, I had to check it out.
I've been down with Buckshot since that "Two Turntables and a Mic" joint way back when, so I had to show him some love on Talkin' Videos.
The video's cool, nothing spectacular, just meant as a vehicle for the track... but Charlie Murphy smackin' n*ggas up? Sheeeeiiit.... that's what every music video is missing these days, lol.
Check the vid to see how it breaks it down:
"My name is Charlie! Shoulda 'ducked down', b*tch!"
Written by SOHH Breezy on March 19, 2008 9:00 AM
March 26, 2008
Midweek Madness: Fif And The Crew Shouts Out The Bottom Chicks, And Some White Trash That Will Put Lil' Kim To Shame
As you read this, I’m in bed, recovering from the wicked time I had at Tha Gecko Brothas’ album release party last night. Even though I’m cool with the brothas Priest Forever and John O., their music is straight fire, B. They’re two Harlem cats that still rep for hip-hop as an art form and a culture. And if you don’t believe me, check out their myspace at http://myspace.com/thegeckobrothas.
Support Independent Hip-Hop!
Aight so I’ve been purposely ignoring the 50/Fat Joe beef because... it’s a waste of time to devote energy to, plain and simple. I could be watching the Obama “A Perfect Union” speech, or, at the very least, watch Mario shake his thang on Dancing With The Stars– anything then witness Fiddy try to destroy the career form of action one uses to exchange their time for money, such as Fat Joe.
But has all of that stupidity made him lazy? ‘Cuz this new G-Unit video is extremely low budget for them as a whole and for Fif as an a representative of him. Why?
Because G-Unit has chosen now not to give props to the side chick, nor the jump off, nor the babymama who they can’t stand but can always get it from. Certainly not the little mami who only serves to roll up the blunts, and suck off the whole squad; and not the chick that carries the work and hides the sh*t from the Feds.”
And that crazy stripper that can put her foot in her mouth? This ain’t about her either.
This is about the bottom bitches chicks! She’s the Renaissance woman, because she embodies ALL of the above qualities!! YES!!
And to think, at first I thought they’d remade that love song Ice-T made for Coco.
But this joint is weak, man. The beat’s aight, but the rhymes are nothing out of the ordinary..Also, listen to that chorus, can’t you imagine him singing, “N*gga, you’s a window shopppaaaa....”?
LOL @ Fif saying “it’s like the beginning!”... you damn right, ‘cuz y’all n*ggas look like y’all don’t know what the f*ck y’all are doing in this one!
And what the f*ck is up with that “please listen to my demo” sh*t?>
You’d expect more from someone that made the Forbes list, right? ::shaking my head::
More f-ckery on the next page...
Written by SOHH Breezy on March 26, 2008 9:00 AM
April 2, 2008
Midweek Madness: Soulja Boy Explains His Alleged "50 Cent is Old School" Comment, And DMX In New *ahem* Acting Role
Wassup y’all–
I wasn’t going to blog this interview, but someone left an interestig comment on the Snoop Dogg post yesterday about the whole "Old School vs. New School" argument that’s beaten TO DEATH on this site, SOHH I thought it would be interesting to see what y’all thought of this Soulja Boy interview with Tim Westwood when he discusses rappers he grew up listening to.
Although I don’t think Soulja Boy is the most eloquent of the bunch, I will give him the benefit of the doubt with this one. I know what he meant by that. But, at the same time, was there no one around him who attempted to put him up on the Golden Age Era of Hip-Hop? Sheeeit, even Puff made those misfits in Da Band learn the words to "Rapper's Delight."
To tell you the truth, it could've been worse... he could've called Jay-z a Hip-Hop Pioneer...
Written by SOHH Breezy on April 2, 2008 9:00 AM
April 9, 2008
Midweek Madness: Somebody FINALLY Made a Song About a Yankee Fitted! + La Pequena Amy Crackhouse
What up, what up, what up!
Aight, so let’s run down the list. In this world of hip-hop, rappers have made songs bigging up their favorite articles of clothing and accessories, from BIG flossing Gucci and Coogi sweaters on wax, Ghostface doing the album cover with the custom-colored Clark Wallabees to the present day where (in my opinion) yooooooouuuuuuuu’ll find the most annoying song lyric: “Haters getting mad ‘cuz I got me some Bathing Apes”. No, scratch that. The worst comes from Kia Shine trying to big up his whole damn wardrobe (read: 6 brightly colored Ralph Lauren Polos and 1 pair of Sean John jeans) that he borrowed his video shoot. Wooooow.... Wooooww....
And we haven’t even begun to scratch the surface.
Seriously... it was only a matter of time before this song came along.
It had to be done. Besides the ubiquitous white tee, this is the only accessory n*ggas in EVERY region has sitting at the top of their closet, with the sticker still attached like it was advertising their d*ck size– despite the fact that most of ‘em can’t name at least 5 actual New York Yankee team players.
I don’t know about the whole thing being "a way of life”, but it ain’t exactly a gang of dudes crobbing their crotches yelling, “my jeans 900, shoes 850", so... I only rolled my eyes once. Actually nodded my head a bit to the second verse. I’m still trying to figure out what mandatory project skyline was featured in this clip.
Aight J-Ral, you get a pass, I mean, a $2 Metrocard, for today. When the deal gets signed, don’t be making sh*t like this no more, though.
Written by SOHH Breezy on April 9, 2008 9:00 AM
April 16, 2008
Midweek Madness: If You Thought Kobe Jumping An Aston Martin Was Crazy, Wait Til' You See This! + The Barack/Hillary "Town Hall Meeting" You Can't Miss!
Heyheyhey!!
By now, I know most of you have seen that Nike Commercial of Kobe Bryant proving the "aerodynamic ability" of the new Hyperdunks the only way someone of his show-boating caliber would.... by jumping over an Aston Martin while it was coming toward him. And if you HAVEN'T seen it already:
How much you want to bet that the higher-ups at Nike just wanted the n*gga to run a few laps around a gym wearing the damn shoes!? More power to them for finding a 6'6" stunt double.
Anyway, my dude John O. decided to see if he could do the same thing... with a Toyota. And THIS is what happened:
John and David, y'all inspire me. If you're reading this, please know that whenever I'm having technical difficulties... I will always "cut to the baby." HA!
Written by SOHH Breezy on April 16, 2008 9:00 AM
April 23, 2008
Midweek Madness: 50 Responds to Buck's "Interview" + Somebody's Singing About The Boogeyman
Good morning, y'all!
When I saw this clip, I knew I had to post this up here for y'all to see. Now, I haven't actually sat and listened to the entire "My Interview" track, but I did listen when excerpts of the song were highlighted on Ed Lover's radio show, specifically, the parts where Buck admits to his drug use. I have no comment on that.
However, this interview conducted by MTV's Tim Kash proved to be quite interesting. Honestly, it's the only one I could watch (I can't STAND the interviews he does while surrounded by his dead weight). You might learn some interesting factoids you didn't know.
Wow... is it me, or did you also start singing "everybody's breaking, breaking uuuuuuup! Let's staaay toooogethhheeeer!" after watching this?
Question: Being that 50 is widely known as a teetotaler (as well as abstains from other drugs, I'm sure) and that he and Buck used to be friends, shouldn't he tried to help him out with his problem? Let me know what y'all think...
Written by SOHH Breezy on April 23, 2008 9:00 AM
April 30, 2008
Estelle Rocks Out With A Fly A*s American Boy! + Rent-A-White-Folk?!
Wassup y'all!
I'm actually excited about showing you guys this first video up for your viewing pleasure today.
I've been feeling this chick Estelle since I first heard that single "Wait A Minute" featuring Will.i.Am and am definitely gonna cop that Shine album with the quickness. (Them Brits are doing it right now, aren't they?!)
Anyway, if you didn't know, she's currently in the states promoting said album and she happened to do a show at NYC's Highline Ballroom with an "American Boy" that I am in LOVE with... Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes (Ladies, you gotta admit, Travie is a HOTTIE)! I don't know the name of the song they're performing, but it sounds dope and hope that its possibly included on the debut. Check it out:
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Written by SOHH Breezy on April 30, 2008 9:00 AM
May 7, 2008
Midweek Madness: Diddy Tosses 'Em Back With Ellen, Olivia Is A Diplomat + A Method Man Surprise!
Wassup y'all!!
Wow, have I got a bunch of madness for y'all today, I'm gonna skip the niceties, I'm just gonna go in!
First up on the chopping block is Diddy's appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Of course, this was bound to happen, especially after somebody decided to give this n*gga a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, furthering propelling his delusion of him believing there's a Black trifecta that exists in America: Oprah, Barack, and himself. Whatever.
Diddy visits Ellen (aww, gays supporting each other-- I LOVE IT! RAINBOW POWER!) to talk about his acquiring of Ciroc Vodka.... but why is your man rocking the Mr. Belvedere look? That is NOT how you preserve your sexy!
Diddy: [to Ellen]: Are you drinking water?
Woooow. Like we actually BELIEVE the both of y'all were sipping anything stronger than water! Gotta give this man credit though. If and when he dies, America will NEVER forget that Sean John Combs existed, NEVER...
Written by SOHH Breezy on May 7, 2008 8:00 AM
May 14, 2008
Midweek Madness: Did Trina Get At Weezy or Khia on Rap City? And NOW... We're Dancing Like White Boys?! + MUCH MORE
What up y’all, it’s Hump Day... so go hump. Ha, ha, ha, corny joke, I know.
ANYWAY–
Y’all know that I am passionate about women’s hip-hop, and if you read any of my numerous blogs about this subject, I’ve never brought up Trina’s name. I never checked for her, and the songs I did hear from her were basically... ass (take that whatever way you want to). However, we all know that the true measure of a (f)emcee is displayed through freestyling, so when I saw that she spit on Rap City’s golden mic (no pun intended), I checked it out.
Okay, okay.
First of all, I don’t even know why she’s entertaining that broke down, "Huked un Fonikz" sounding Khia for.
I have NOT been paying attention to the drama between them AT ALL, but I hope it’s not over Wayne’s Rastafarian cocker spaniel-looking a*s. However, when she said “nappy headed mutt”, didn’t you think she was getting at Wayne first? Hmm....
But if she IS going at that VH1 reject, you gotta give Trina credit for the way she handled herself though. Trina’s rhyme WASN’T HOT AT ALL, but , but she didn’t go the “R-E-S-P-E RESPECT ME” route (I will NEVER let that go), so she gets half a prop from me today.
Unfortunately, she just gave Khia more fuel for her to sit down and write another one of those blogs she writes that’s dripping with slave-speak (I’m not posting the link for OBVIOUS reasons, Google it).
What do y’all think of her rhyme?
Written by SOHH Breezy on May 14, 2008 7:00 AM