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September 26, 2007

Mad As F*ck Wednesday: Why Is Ja Rule STILL Trying To Sing? Why Is Irv Gotti Getting a Reality Show?

F*CK! F***********************************CK!!!!!!

After a VERY LONG day, I'd typed out an ENTIRE blog, pressed preview, and then the sh*t just went BLANK on me. I freaked out, called some people, and began rebooting and pleading with my laptop to act right. It took about twelve minutes of struggling. Which means twelve minutes that I am behind schedule... twelve minutes of my life I won't get back... and I'll be getting to bed TWELVE MINUTES LATER THAN PLANNED! So, excuse my b*tchiness today.

First off, I just want say something about the people calling me "heifer" after I made a comment about my cup-size... let me tell you, all girls who are carrying some D's (or DDD's, for that matter) AREN'T hefty... and I NEVER said I DIDN'T work out, which I do, regularly.

So, unfortunately for me, I came across some Inc footage. Now, I'm pretty sure most of you couldn't give a f*ck, but we have to discuss the new Ja Rule Video entitled "Body".
Only the Inc would waste their time hiring a video-ho to actually sing.

Question 1: Who sings worse, Ashley Joi or Ja?

Question 2: Why does Ja look like an @$$hole wearing that bandana on his face? He needs to GAG himself with it.

This video looks like Diddy's Unforgiveable commercials -- the ghetto version. And fellas, PLEASE don't disappointment me by commenting on how "fly" Ashley Joi is. She's by far one of the LEAST hottest video chicks I've ever seen, and she gets even less respect from me 'cuz you know that in order for her to even be on this track, she had to go a couple of rounds with Irv in some random hotel room.

Speaking of Irv and his f*cking habits...

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Written by SOHH Breezy on September 26, 2007 9:00 AM