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I'm sorry y'all. I don't know how old this is, if someone else posted it, and frankly I don't give a damn. When I saw this vid from Hurricane Chris -tastrophe, I had to go in and lay my two cents down.

Yeah, I gotta agree. Collipark, you're definitely a fool for this joint. Seriously.

And I guess Chris must've took time to attempt to master the English language. Think he'll get it right on the next try? "Ay, no way! Ay, no way!"

Soo... Chingy has a new video. Hmm. I had to check this one out because the 'Net's been a buzzing about how is new physique is off the chains and what not. Ehh. I still like a man that can probably pronounce the letter "Y", though.

Damn....

Fellas, please weigh in on this question: is it me, or are video girls getting uglier or more low budget? PLEASE tell me that the only reason these tired chicks were up in there was because DTP's funds STILL haven't recovered from all the Charm School Girls they used for "Celebrity Chicks".

Hey familia--

I KNOW it's Friday and what not, and y'all are probably worn down from the crazy week. So, I thought I would compile some comedy clips for y'all to check out and get your laugh on a lil' bit. Before we get into this, please note that these aren't EXTREMELY new, but I thought they would help take the edge off. See, Breezy ain't such a b-tch after all... in other words, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE THE VIDEO YOU ARE WATCHING CAME OUT IN JUNE OR SOME SH*T LIKE THAT. THANK YOU!

Now let's get it.

Up first, we have an "Ordinary People" spoof entitled "Ordinary Ghetto". Why is this song so damn spoof-able? MAD people have done it, but I thought this one was good. Check out that DISGUSTING prego belly.

"We're just ordinary ghetto... and we watch 106 & Park"... oh my goodness....

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Aight, fellas. Got some eye candy for y'all today.

Can I just say that I'm feeling Eve's look these days?

"Y'all know what time it is! Let's make em dance!" -- King Diddy

Usually a Puffy jawn accomplishes that much, if nothing else. "Come To Me" [watch it now] is a worthless, steaming pile of Pussycat shit! This wouldn't have even made their album. Diddy tries to bring Danceyback in his own special, pre-packaged, dolphin-toothed manner. Bringing the top pussy along was supposed to ensure victory.

Ehhhh...

Why did they let these 2 get together?

This is the kind of ego storm that could end human life as we know it! That’s right. We could all die in a shower of conceit, errant skeet and fresh-off-the-Skateboard Pee. What looks like a simple song for the chickadees is really this new metrosexual music superpower testing its reach. Ignore Pharrell, Kanye West and “Number One” [watch it now] to the best of your ability! They are the darkside.

Hmmm... these don't look like field niggas to me.

Finally in a place that looks nice and comfortable for them, away from the heat and whips, Shawn J and Smoke have the room to inhale something other than cotton particles. The end result? "So What," [watch it now] Field Mob and Ciara's straight-to-106 & Park contact-free teeny-bop circle-jerk. (That's a 3 hypenated word combo, people!)

Jazze's been a house nigga long enough to show these guys the ropes. They'll be okay.

This is April's top request so far? Sometimes I wonder about you people. Okay, here goes...

You know... it's hard to find good video hoes these days. They're all either famous and cost too much, or hugged up with Flavor Flav. Nick Cannon knows the game all to well. He dated a video ho with a record deal himself. For his next not-to-be-taken-so-seriously video, he's looking for a "Dime Piece" [watch it now] that hasn't been overexposed... or ran through.

After a pretty heavy and pensive week on Talkin' Videos, I'm glad to leave you this weekend with some good old fashioned clownery. Talk about "niggas we didn't get to in 2005," LL Cool J and Jennifer Lopez finally make their way to Daddy Mexico's house. For their latest collaborative effort "Control Myself," [watch above] I'm glad to be able to serve up a nice steaming plate of hate and beans.

LL... Mama called. She told me to knock you the fuck out.

Prepare yourselves for what I’m about to say.

The new Black Eyed Peas video is pretty damn dope! What feels like the 9th video from their latest album, “Like That” [watch it now] is a high quality, creative, aesthetically beautiful display that features some welcome familiar voices and faces in Q-Tip, Cee-lo, Talib Kweli & John Legend.

With that said, these niggas is still coons and they still fell off.

Big Bow Wow feels the need to show us that he can get into a grown-up club in his newest long-form Clearasil advertisement Fresh Azimiz. [watch it now] Who’s got the hearts of the little girls in a tighter grip, Bow Weezy or the pterodactyl touchdown Chris Brown?

Doesn't Fresh Azimiz look like some Middle Eastern food?

I was gonna try to do something else, but the request line has spoken. You all want to end Purple Ribbon week with a video as strange as “Closet Freak” [watch it now] by an artist as strange as Cee-lo. Why people would want to subject themselves to this, I don’t know. I’ve re-watched it on your request, and I’m blind. Thank god I know where the home keys are.

Closing out a wonderful Murder Inc week we conclude the Pep Rally with the Varsity team today in [touch]“Down 4 U.” [watch it now]

Irv Gotti and his merry band of Murderers that includes Ja Rule, Ashanti, Charli Baltimore and the long-since forgotten Vita (my favorite murderer) show us what being an Inc-ster in the current millennium is all about… Really soft songs about chicks!

What the fuck have you people requested? Didn’t you know you could control Black Eyed Peas with one finger?

The Black Eyed Peas show us their "lovely lady lumps" and little more in their newest video “My Humps.” [watch it now] You know… I heard this song once and laughed my ass off. This was the last song on that wretched album that I expected to see a video for, but the Black Eyed Gimmick never ceases to surprise, if nothing else.