You know, it's so easy to spot a native New Yorker from the out-of-towners, because they get off on random sightings in the city that most of us wouldnâ€™t bat an eyelash at.
Hmm. Maybe using Bow Wow to demonstrate is a bad example because, well, heâ€™s a wuss, but... it proves my point.
Peep Bow Wow in a car wild nâ€™ out because he sees a white woman whoâ€™s one of those girls N.E.R.D. was rapping about in â€œEveryone Noseâ€, because now sheâ€™s lying in the street naked, berating a cab driver that opted not to have her pass out in his backseat. Typical night out on the town. Instead of being like Bow Wow and screaming like I saw Ciara coming to handle some unresolved issues, I wouldâ€™ve yelled at her to stop blocking crosstown traffic. F-ck, Iâ€™m trying to get my party on, too!
Iâ€™ll tell you what. That white chick needed to hijack Bow Wowâ€™s ride and kick his bitchass.
Speaking of ... BITCHASSNESS....
Your boys John O. (yes, the SAME John O. from Tha Gecko Brothas and the other crazy spoofs) and Affion Crockett sent out the video of... you guessed it... the preview for their anticipated Making The Band 4 Season 2 SPOOFS!! Yâ€™all know the last series they did were crazy, and from the preview you can tell that this one is going to be 10 times better! They made fun of everything I hated about MTB4 S2, INCLUDING a ghetto-fabulous Aubrey and a Seven impersonator that proclaims, â€œDonâ€™t mind the smoke, the smoke helps. Iâ€™m a hugger!â€ The embedding is disabled, so youâ€™ll have to peep the video here:
Holla at me!