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ego trip's Miss Rap Supreme ep. 7: Take That Last Puff of Chiba, Chiba, Y'all!
Posted on June 3, 2008 12:40 PM
Wow.... so the Chiba/Byata sh-t finally came to an end. And the way this all built up, I must say, the climax was less than stellar. I coulda had a V8, forreal for real. But, alas, I’m getting ahead of myself (don’t worry, I’ll get into it).
When the episode starts, the girls are lamenting over the loss of Nicky2States. Whose gonna give ‘em tips on how to suck a d*ck now? How to get a cum stain out of bed sheets? How to properly take a backshot? Aww well.
ANYWAY, I want to talk about that pageant they had to do. What the f-ck was up with that pageant... at the gun range? Scratch that. What was up with Serch dubbing himself KoJew and Yo-Yo likewise calling herself Pepa Spray? Ohh Lord, haven't we put ourselves through ENOUGH as a people? As a gender? Sigh...
No, sratch that. Ms. Cherry got a record and can’t go near guns? Damn, ma. ‘Sup with your extra-curricular activities?
Ahhh, and we get to the nitty gritty.
Chiba: “I remember when I was your top choice."
I TOLD Y’ALL she still had some lingering feelings left over for Lez-Byata. Awww.
::singing:: When a woman's fed uuuuuuupppp.... there ain't nothing you can do about it....
This Chiba and Byata situation has went from being amusing to straight (and I use that term loosely ) bananas.
After Chiba finally starts to realize that she is in fact the outcast of the house, she gets inspiration from her daughter to go outside and make friends with Byata and her bra-strap rider Rece while they sip on their Patron. Chiba starts discussing why she’s been such “a devil” to the girls. Then she does something really, really stupid. No, not take off her shades. Let’s just say that a drunken mind speaks sober, pre-written lyrics.
Damn. I can’t be mad at Byata and Rece now.
The next day, the girls find out that they have to do a “Master-Peace” theater (I was soo tired I thought I heard Master P– I was like, hold up, they gotta remake “I Got The Hook Up?!”
No, this has sunken to the all-time low of pageantry by the girls (all for one, no more teams) have spit a 16 about spreading world peace in the world. Their audience? A bunch of former gangster boos, mainly Black chicks (which highly disturbed Byata). They didn’t cut these girls any slack for their, ahem, less than stellar performances.
I know they’re pissed but damn, don’t hate on Chiba that much. For that to be pre-written, it WASN’T hot. And don’t get me started on that “waaaack”, crouched down two-step. I’d rather do the Chicken Noodle Soup.
Needless to say, you know some shyt goes down back at the Fembassy, right? They finally confront Chiba about her seemingly-sheisty ways. It ges a lil’ hectic, with Rece getting REAL BX, flailing her baby fat ladden arms all up in her face threatening Chiba if she steps to her. It also leads to Byata hitting a breaking point and she wanting to leave “because she doesn’t want to be in the house with the devil no more.” I felt like Yo-Yo. That’s some bullsh-t right there. How you gonna let someone get under your skin so badly that they take away your shine? For that, she doesn’t deserve to be Miss Rap Supreme, in my opinion.
Damn, what was up with ALL those excuses? Damn, even Foxy didn’t have that many excuses for that weed plate album that “was compiled without her approval”.
And for the record? My industry insiders tell me that Serch actually IS nothing more than a clown, so yes, Byata, you and I would’ve shared a chuckle together.
But bump all that. Let’s talk about my favorite part of the show– the elimination!
This time, all the girls are up to bat and they have to spit a rhyme about... The “B” Word. COME ON!! Are you serious?! Didn’t we go through this like the first week or something? This show is getting wacker and wacker by the minute. Anyway, here’s what I think of the eliminations.
Ms. Cherry’s rapping once again like she’s reciting poetry, not truly delivering. But her rhyme was aight.
Rece has that spit that many of the chicks in the house didn’t have. It just irritates me to hear her rhyme, because she sounds like she’s got Jim Jones’ jism stuck in her throat.
Byata was done. It was like seeing Bre and Khia mixed up in the same person. She tried to go the “R-E-S-P-E RESPECT ME!” route, but dropped the ball. I couldn’t believe it. Order up a dose of Swaggerol, stat!
Chiba Also pulled a Khia. Meaning, she obviously spit something pre-written that didn’t have sh-t to do with the directions.
At this ppoint, I’m like, damn. Two chicks right now are standing out like sore thumbs: the white and the black devil. Of course it comes down to the two of them. Do you think the right choice was made?
I don’t know what to say about this. There are no excuses for pre-written rhymes in this challenge, but Chiba’s right about a particular assertion–she can capture an audience like the rest of the girls could not. Ahhh, whatever. I don’t give a f-ck. We all know that the REAL Miss Rap Supreme was sent home some episodes a go, so this sh-t don’t even really matter.
I am, however, interested to see what will go down in the finale NEXT WEEK when one of the best femcees of all time, Roxanne Shante gets up in the place to cold act ill or get retarded! (NOW ego trip tries to regain some credibility? Ha...)
Down to the final three, Cherry, Byata and Rece. Holla @ me, y'all!
Comments
This episode had me hella confused. I don't understand why they went to the shooting range. I don't understand why Chiba was sweating Byata so much-- I mean damn, have a little pride. I don't understand why WC took the ladies' Patron with him--maybe he felt as if he needed some form of payment for participating in such a wack display of hip hop. I don't understand why Chiba revealed that she used pre written rhymes. The list goes on and on and on.
DAMN BRE....WHAT TOOK SO LONG....ANYWAY MS CHERRY IS GOING TO WIN THIS THING.....AS FAR AS ELIMINATIONS GO CHERRY HAD THE BEST RYME AND WAS THE ONLY 1 TO STAY ON TOPIC.....DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT RECE WAS TALKING BOUT...AT ALL.....BYATA DROP THE BALL BIG TIME AND CHIBA IS JUST WACK......THEY PICKED THE RIGHT 1 THIS TIME.....
O YEAH WC SAID THAT NEW YORK IS ALREADY ON THE MAP...THAT WAS FUNNY.....I WOULD OF TOOK THE PATRON TOO....
This is some bullshit right here. Out of the four girls left, Chiba was the coldest....pre-written rhymes or not. I mean, how many times you seen on a cd insert or satelite radio and it lists "artist"......singing a "freestyle"? But when you listen to it.......for the most part, that freestyle sounds too much like a pre-written song. And that shit goes unchecked. Now, I know Chiba didn't stick to the script, but her shit was way better than Byata's. Out of the four, Chiba seems to be the best bet for....at least, a "fifteen minute" super star. I mean, come on, how many of you are gonna go out and buy a cd or download an album with Reece Steele on the front of it? And Byata? She's the female Vanilla Ice....with no one hit.
Im soooo hot with this elimination. CHIBA is the hottest out of all them chicks.
I must admit I was thinking Byata would be the next to go home. Even if Chiba spit something pre-written, all of her pre-writes have killed Byata's garbage. I mean did you hear the verse she tried to spit and messed up on for the challenge? Serch was right, she didn't take it seriously, and for that she should go home. Its clear that Serch loves him some Byata though, we all know who he wants to win. Why else make her team captain everytime after those poor excuse for selecting a team captain pageants? So now with Chiba gone, I would say Miss Cherry is Miss Rap Supreme. She comes through on every elimination and proves she can create on the spot, which these ego trip shows usually come down to. I mean Cherry is the only one of the ladies left that actually is marketable. She can be like a female t-pain, and probably better because when pushed she actually produces some rather thoughtful material. So my prediction is Cherry wins this thing, Byata will choke, and Reese although she spits hard doesn't have much substance.
RECE STEELE better win, fi that cocky cracka win, ima be pissed off
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Chiba basically sent herself home last night. Ms. Cherry got this far and no one has ever heard how she flows on a real song. It always sounds like Def Poetry Jam. Pic of Chiba before and some after the accident: http://www.bourgy.com/chiba-pictures-01.html
FUCK DIS SHYT aint no body watchn dis dumb ass show no way.
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Man this was the wackest episode of the season! Not just becuz Chiba went home but either, the whole shit was just wack. Niggas 4gettin their rhymes, complaining about using old rhymes (as if the rest of them go up & freestyle lol), lame pagents....just a bad episode all around. It also didn't help that I knew Chiba was doing home hours before the show started. I missed Nicky2States :-( lol.
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Man, Chiba went out like an idiot. I couldn't believe my ears when she told her arch enemies that she wa spitting pre-written rhymes. It was bad enough that she was doing it in the first place, but telling them told me all I needed to know about her mental limitations. And then after she is called out by the other girls she has the audacity to spit an off topic obvious pre-written ryme during the elimination!?!? WTF! I was rooting for her strong, but that chick had to go. I'm not feeling Ms. Cherry as a rapper, but she gets the Gangsta of the Year award for staying out of that drama. I don't know who is going to win. I'm guessing either Rece or Ms. Cherry. Byata is a punk man. She is the devil.
Byata will win...she already has a couple of songs out....google it...limewire it or somethin.....
Byata will win...she already has a couple of songs out....google it...limewire it or somethin.....
2nd episode I've seen.
This was the best they could get?
None of them are groundbreaking, but for the sake of the show, Ms. Cherry should get it if she gets out that def poetry jam mode.
Byata is L A M E-O! Such a fuckin poser. I can't stand wen ppl try to rap so buck, but bitch up when shit hits the fan. Tryna rap hardcore bout snitchin wen she snitched on Chiba. Even Rece didn't open her fuckin mouth. She's a quitter and needs to get the boot.
Rece might need that money more than the rest cuz her weave is a little to synthetic lookin. Upgrade that bitch to at least yaki, remy, whatever the fuck it is. Her delivery is cool, but we already had a Lady of Rage. She needs work. Shit they all need work!
Corny ass show. This show gets two thumbs down and a vomit.
that was dumb as hell
chiba should have stayed
the show is full of [bs] how he gonna say that sounded like she had written it b4 when she said ["this is for the bitch callin me a bitch"] nd if she did write it nobody aint heard it before.but n-e whoooo they need to kick rece fat ass off &nd mz. cherry is the winner.cause we all sno that byata is not rap material!
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