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N.E.R.D.-- "Everyone Nose", PLUS it's "F*CK KHIA" WEEK!
Posted on May 16, 2008 8:00 AM
THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!!! IT TOOK TOO DAMN LONG TO GET HERE!!!
I’ve been stressed the f-ck out all week, I can't even begin. I need to get tore up REALLY BADLY. That’s right– tonight Breezy will be one of the girls “standing in the line for the bathroom!” (Well, not really, 'cuz I don't snort cocaine through $100 bills, but you get the idea.)
That’s why I feel the timing for this video’s debut is PERFECT– I was feeling the song like crazy when it dropped, and we’ve definitely been spinning it on Equilibrium. You gotta admit, it’s pretty hot to hype yourself up for a night of sweating out that perm and rockin’ that freak’um dress.
But why do I get the sense that free eightballs were dispensed to every white chick that showed up for the videoshoot? Yeah... "Everybody Nose", alright! (Were Lindsay Lohan and Zoe Kravitz chillin' in the cut? "She wants that old thing back!" Ha!)
And it was nice to see that Pharrell gave Shae an actual job rather than his previous position of being the N.E.R.D. groupie that could do the best Star Trek sign. He upgraded two steps above Spliff Starr status!
No, when I said it's "F-CK KHIA" WEEK, I didn't mean that the Fish Market was open for business.
But, I do have more Khia f-ckery to share with y’all.
After watching this, I had to channel my girl Sue Simmons and ask, “What the f-ck are you doing?!”
Yes... the b*tch has sunk to an even lower level by creating video blogs to further reinforce the fact that she speaks as if she’s straight off of the cotton plantation.
Forget that– I’m not even going to insult deceased enslaved persons by comparing their speech to hers. This chick is just the epitome of a hot, ghetto mess. Check out this video about Khia discussing the haters, issues she had with a Detroit radio personality, and, of course... Trina. Sigh... and she’s thanking her for the free publicity?! They're both riding each other's tampon, come up off it already...
Don’t look at me like that. Of course we’re gonna watch this sh-t... who DOESN’T stop to check out a train wreck?! So go on, Khia, continue to do your blogs. Doesn’t mean we’re gonna cop any future albums... except if we’re in dire need of a weed plate!
Aight, that's enough, I'm off to start my freaking weekend! Ha, ha! See y'all Monday-- but if you can't wait until then, holla at me: Breezylovesyababy@gmail.com
Comments
This chick is the worst!!! Plus she's 38 years old still acting ignorant.
lol..."you can take the n*gg@ out the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto outta me," is what Khia lives by. That's my girl though, no matter what situation she in she keeps it real...you gotta respect that.
Besides cursing way too much for my taste - I like Khia.
(1) She is 99% more conscious and socially aware than most rappers, ESPECIALLY the females. She can take an odd turn here and there, but she speaks a lot of truth too.
(2) I take exception to people saying she is unattractive. She is deep brown, curvey and wears minimal makeup. Some of you cats like your sisters "looking like white girls" and you ought come out and say that so we know where you are coming from. If you have children by a woman you know that Khia is in prime condition.
@ The Sponsor:
you must be smoking some next sh!t homy...Khia looks like a damn horse - and that grill looks like it could double as a bottle opener..."prime condition"? damn u pathetic man haha you must be the most desperate person on the earth to think khia is anywhere remotely near the definition of "attractive"
Khia is wayyy smarter than people think
She goes with the flow of every conversation trust she's a cool chick
Check for the Everyone Nose Remix with Kanye!
The bitch word was every other word, but I will admit, she real as they come in that game, and that is a breath of fresh air with all the fakeness that goes on in that industry. I'm a female, and she is not all that ugly, she look better than eve or missy, my girl remy ma, lil kim, I mean the list goes on, maybe she right, yall are some hater.....LOL!!!!!
First off,i know good pussy on sight. She might not be the "baddest bitch", but I know for a fact,that her pussy is better than Trina's. Hands down,no question. And if you disagree,you probly dont know too much about women or are a 19 year old,clearly.
Seriously, I think the whole "unattractive" thing is way off base. Let's be real. Americans are getting fatter and FATTER everyday. Over 80% of black women are walking around claiming to be "thick" (when they are fat). Khia looks like she should - like someone that had some kids. Her stomach isn't out a mile wide. (its actually pretty flat for her size) Her backside is intact. Her bosum is cool.
My only issue? The gold teeth. But I see black women with gold teeth in the store, restaurants etc. They dont live by "working professional" rules, so I don't trip off it.
Lastly, some of you are acting like you actually date these emotionally fragile video models. lol I been there and done that. MORE than a few times. I AM a working professional and rest assured they go for professionals not thugs for the long term. BUT the women that look like Khia are usually more grounded, more conscious and more in touch with themselves.
Again, she can tone the cursing and ego down, but otherwise she speaks some truth. She only needs to focus on the positive to keep me attentive.
You kids better (1) learn to love your black women. (2) And work out with them so they can enjoy their natural body size, not their couch potato size or the anorexic look! lol
Sponser i co sign what u r sayin...preach! We need more real and strong positive peeps like u an less hate...now thats tru beauty. P.s. I dont think shes ugly but can stand 2 upgrade a lil...but dont we all.
anyone who thinks khia is talentless is normal....anyone who thinks she is talented and thinks she is a good rapper needs a therapist...that bitch was shit back then and she's shit now....she's not even a has-been, she's a "never was"
Sponsor, I hope you lay off of whatever drug(s) you may be using as soon as possible before you lose that professional job of yours.
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KHIA ---you 38 and still raping?
KHIA--------- you 38 and still raping?
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