TALKIN' VIDEOS

Heeeeeeeeeeyyy!! We're getting our freak on today!!

First of all, I want to thank y’all who decided to vote your picks for the Naughty Throwback. I took a look at what you thought of the vids I suggested, and the ones y’all took upon yourselves to suggest. Needless to say, I skimped on QUITE a few dirty songs but, like I said at the time, those were the ones that crossed my mind.

However, there was one selection from my list that quite a few of you chose, which, coincidentally, was my pick as well. However.... I couldn’t find the actual music video to this track, which pissed me the f-ck off.

Before I post the track, I’ll tell you a secret.

Y’all know I’m all for the empowerment of women and all ( and don’t get twisted what I’m about to say, because I’m not speaking about my own preferred or not preferred sexual practices, I’m speaking in the broader sense) but when it comes down to it with you and your man, BOTH OF Y’ALL should be handling THE BUSINESS. But that’s not the secret.

The secret is...
I LOVE THIS SONG!

I can’t explain it! It’s just sooo bad that it’s good. And Akinyele did do us right by having the chick Crystal Jones sing the part about dudes going down on chicks. You gotta give head to get head, baby!

You also gotta also give him credit for covertly including gays in the song with the line “whether you choose to lick, p*ssy or d*ck, people throughout the world, it’s your pick!”

Sidebar: You know what I noticed? From Ak in 1996 right on down to Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop”...even though the majority of rappers have spit about this subject, doesn’t it sound extra raunchy when it comes from an ugly dude?

Hold up! We’re not done yet...

I felt that it was necessary to actually post a VIDEO, since I couldn’t find the Akinyele one. Someone actually suggested this joint, and I thought it was a good idea... another track that I was feeling back then, mainly because that chorus was crazy (PUMP! PUMP!). Some may call Adina Howard self-empowering, able to blatantly place her a-s on your face without any shame. Some might think she was just a skank. The track went platinum, but didn’t get her far– she didn’t start pulling Mariah numbers or even Brandy numbers. Regardless of all that, although she was a singer and not a rapper, she kind of helped give birth sexy rapper movement because Kim and Foxy got big not too long after this single dropped. Today, I personally don’t prefer nasty joints like these from women, but it was hot and provocative at the time, which is why I’m giving it an honorable mention.

This one is strictly for the fellas, ‘cuz I can’t think of one that wouldn’t want to get ALL UP in her gangsta lean. Don’t say I never gave you anything.

Before I wrap this up, I just gotta ask one question: How could NO ONE have chosen Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl"?! You KNOW that was the SH******************T!!!!

Are you a freak all through the day until the dawn? Ladies-- is going down on your ex's friend the best way to get him back (WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A NO!!!)? Holla @ me!

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