My, oh my. Hope you enjoyed last weekâ€™s lilâ€™ hiatus because Miss Rap Supreme is back in full swing, with the haters hating and the chickens clucking... just like back in high school. Or on your block.
You know the top of the episode always gotta include some bullsh-t. Chiba, Chiba, yâ€™all starts mouthing off about how fake Lez-Byata is, shedding light on the fact that she hasnâ€™t come clean about saying that Rece was fat and Nicky2States was a wack name to call herself. Well, letâ€™s put it like this: Rece isnâ€™t fat, sheâ€™s thick and thatâ€™s perfectly fine. But there is something alarmingly sloppy about her, and she be killing me with those get ups. And as for Nicky2Statesâ€™ name? Well, someoneâ€™s gotta keep it real. Unless her name means that her legs can spread wide enough to fit in all the dudes between two states, then yeah, itâ€™s pretty much a dumb name.
So anyway, who else was happy that Serch and Yo didnâ€™t make the girls do a stupid pageant to chose their teams? Sh-t, I felt like Lady Twist for a minute (but donâ€™t worry... if you didnâ€™t see this episode... TRUST ME... they did something to even further bury their credibility in the ground).
Naw, this time around, Serch just pulled two sashes out of a bag (Byataâ€™s and Cherryâ€™s) and the two girls were named team captains. They then had to chose their teams, which consisted of
Team Byata: Rece, Nicky2States
Team Ms. Cherry: Bree and Chiba
The girls find out that their challenge is called â€œThar She Blowsâ€ (hmm... no Iâ€™m gonna resist), meaning, they had to film a music video involving a boat. The way it was set up was so that they had to choose from a set of wack props from good props, hot guys to losers, so on and so forth. The way they divided the booty was pretty even, I thought.
The most interesting part of the episode came when we saw the girls preparing for the video.
Now let me say something about Nicky2States: I can see why the fellas on the board. To me, sheâ€™s not cute at all , but shortyâ€™s a FREAK. She starts talking about how sheâ€™s just gonna snatch her clothes off in the video, and during the actual filming, talks about how the cold air is making her nipples peak. Umm... relax sweetie, itâ€™s not that serious. And donâ€™t get me started on that â€˜Misses Rap-es Supreme-esâ€™ statement. I swear... they didnâ€™t have English literacy in your two states, Nicky?
What I found appalling about Team Cherryâ€™s prep time is that Cherry basically got in her own way. Obviously, Bree is the only one that has some idea about how to make a hot video (hint: plots actually WORK), but Cherry goes â€œitâ€™s a video, not a movie.â€ I HATE closed-minded people! On top of which, who the F-CK told her she could SING? T-Pain?! Oh man... I couldnâ€™t BELIEVE they let her get away with that. But itâ€™s whatever, I ainâ€™t on the show so hey... but I GOT to hear you guysâ€™ opinion on that one!
Oh yeah, before I forget: Ego Trip committed a CARDINAL SIN.
To get the girls prepared on how to make a hot video they bring in someone who â€œknows about making videosâ€. Iâ€™m thinking we might get lucky and get someone credible, like Hype Williams or Little X. But NO. HELL TO THE NAW!
They brought in Soulja Boy!!
Iâ€™m staring at the screen, feeling yet ANOTHER Sue Simmons moment coming on.
Soulja Boy Tell â€˜Em?! Soulja Boy was going to instruct these girls on how to make a hot dance video?! Soulja Boy who thinks 50 Cent and Jay-Z are old-school? Come on now. Youâ€™re REALLY f-cking with my emotions now!
Wait a minute. THIS is what f-cked with my emotions:
Rece: â€œSoulja Boy gave us a lot of inspiration.â€
Seriously, ego trip. THANK YOUUUUUUUUU for making me actually miss Khia.
So here are the videos for your viewing pleasure. Check â€˜em out:
Team Ms. Cherryâ€" â€œPaper Chaseâ€
Team Byataâ€" â€œBoss Chicksâ€
Sidebar: Is it me, or did â€œBoss Chicksâ€ remind you of the worn out p-ssy version of â€œLady Marmaladeâ€? TELL ME BYATA DOESNâ€™T REMIND YOU OF PINK!
Personally, I donâ€™t think Team Byata deserved this win. It was executed wrong, point blank. In Byataâ€™s own words, it was â€œwack. Waaaaaaack!â€ Ms. Cherryâ€™s over-acting stole her entire video.
So letâ€™s talk about my favorite part of every show: The Eliminations!
Chiba, Bree and Cherry are up on the chopping block. Iâ€™m feeling really bad for Bree at this point, because sheâ€™s a soldier, and in my opinion, is the only one in the house that seems to have an honest love for HIP-HOP as an art form and a culture, not just the glamorous side that a lot of mainstream rappers portray. And you HAVE to respect her heart. Speaking of glamour, that was the topic of this weekâ€™s elimination: to write about the glamour of life.
Ms. Cherryâ€™s delivery was on point, but the rhyme itself was not. She completely disregarded the topic.
Chiba: As much as I despise Chiba, she bought it this week. Did you see the look on Byata and Receâ€™s faces when Serch announced that she wasnâ€™t going anywhere? They were like, â€œDamn, muthaf-cka, send this one-eyed bytch home already!â€ Priceless.
Bree: Ohh, Bree. As usual, she is the most relevant of the bunch. And her delivery actually flowed a bit. But when she paused...I was like, â€œOh sh-t, Bree, just take off your sash now. Donâ€™t look back on this phony ass show.â€ But of course, she rode out like a soldier. I think she even knew it was a wrap at that point, but she held her head high.
So damn, yâ€™all. We got another month of this show, because weâ€™re down to five chicks: Chiba, Byata, Nicky2States, Ms. Cherry and Rece. NEXT WEEK, Chiba and Byata are gonna have to work together, so it will be interesting to see how that plays out.
Leave me a comment about how you feel about Breeâ€™s leaving. Was it time? Should Cherry have bounced instead? Who do you predict will be eliminated next? Honestly? Iâ€™d say Rece, but seeing how these producers, Serch, Yo, or whoever is REALLY at the hands of the eliminations think sending chicks not deserving to go home is a sport, I think Iâ€™m about 75% WRONG. So I may be wrong about Rece, but call me crazy if we DON'T see Byata and Chiba make the final two. N-ggas either wanna see these two f-ck each other up or just f-ck, period, and will keep tuning in until the end to see the sh-t go down either way. If the producers are smart, neither one of the girls will go home immediately.
Hereâ€™s a freebie clip for you guys. See what Yo-Yo and Serch â€œthoughtâ€ of the episode: