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What up, what up, what up!

Aight, so let’s run down the list. In this world of hip-hop, rappers have made songs bigging up their favorite articles of clothing and accessories, from BIG flossing Gucci and Coogi sweaters on wax, Ghostface doing the album cover with the custom-colored Clark Wallabees to the present day where (in my opinion) yooooooouuuuuuuu’ll find the most annoying song lyric: “Haters getting mad ‘cuz I got me some Bathing Apes”. No, scratch that. The worst comes from Kia Shine trying to big up his whole damn wardrobe (read: 6 brightly colored Ralph Lauren Polos and 1 pair of Sean John jeans) that he borrowed his video shoot. Wooooow.... Wooooww....

And we haven’t even begun to scratch the surface.

Seriously... it was only a matter of time before this song came along.
It had to be done. Besides the ubiquitous white tee, this is the only accessory n*ggas in EVERY region has sitting at the top of their closet, with the sticker still attached like it was advertising their d*ck size– despite the fact that most of ‘em can’t name at least 5 actual New York Yankee team players.

I don’t know about the whole thing being "a way of life”, but it ain’t exactly a gang of dudes crobbing their crotches yelling, “my jeans 900, shoes 850", so... I only rolled my eyes once. Actually nodded my head a bit to the second verse. I’m still trying to figure out what mandatory project skyline was featured in this clip.

Aight J-Ral, you get a pass, I mean, a $2 Metrocard, for today. When the deal gets signed, don’t be making sh*t like this no more, though.

This next video I saw on my boy Fiyah’s blog to show to y’all, because this video is tooo toooo funny. I can’t even describe it– I’m too busy trying to decide if I am extremely amused, bewildered or frightened.

Before you look at this video, try and create a mental picture for you.
Imagine what you would get if Charo and Amy Winehouse had baby... and it didn’t grow...

Got it? Okay, now press play:

I wonder if there’s a tiny lil’ crackpipe hiding in her beehive...

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