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Making The Band 4 Season 2-04: The Adventures of Barbie and Ken, or, Gangsta White People
Posted on February 19, 2008 9:00 AM
Okay, first off the bat: I HATE Diddy’s lil’ intros to the show. And furthermore, n*gga, you thinking that you’re pale amuses me just as much as Aubrey’s “sistagirl” impressions. Fall back!
And speaking of The Valtrex Spokeswoman...
I tried to find a video that was appropriate for this episode, and I thought of course!
Why not highlight the girls that Donnie likes? (We know the truth!)
Damn, this song sucks...
EFF THAT, I WANNA SEE DONNIE HOOK UP WITH A BLACK CHICK!!!
Anyway, this episode was HIGH on the drama. But you know what? I think I’m gonna lay off of her a lil’ bit– for this re-cap, at least. I gotta admit... that double-dipping sh*t was wrong.
What double-dipping sh*t am I speaking of? Well, I’m glad you asked. And no, it doesn’t involve sharing vaginal cremes or ice cream.
So, Aubrey and Donald (excuse the hell outta me) finally went out on a date! I gotta admit, whenever they show a DK girl and a Day26 guy together in an intimate setting without their bravados on full-blast, it always looks completely natural and sweet. They shared information, and found out that they both come from broken families. Aww. You and 2 million other Americans.
And guess what? Aubs didn’t give it up on the first date– she actually pulls back a bit from their goodnight kiss. I don’t know who’s more surprised– me, or the rest of Day26.
However, the guys, frustrated because they’re getting no play, decide to go out with some girls Donnie previously met awhile ago. ON THE SAME NIGHT! This plan could’ve almost been seamless, however, Que decides to demonstrate his bitchassness this week by calling Dawn and Aubrey down to the bar. NOW WHY THE F*CK WOULD HE DO THAT FOR?
‘Cuz Donnie’s getting mad play, and little Q was getting none.
Of course, Dawn and Aubs– excuse me, the formerly “love, peace and hair grease Aubrey”-- WHERE DOES SHE FIND THESE "BLACK-ISMS!?-- come to the bar and it’s a situation... she almost showed her @$$.
This sh*t is twisted.
It gets even further twisted when all the guys get home and Donnie confronts Que about his bitchassness. I think Big Mike sums it up perfectly:
“Yeah, it was kinda f*cked up”.
How you gonna play ya mans out like that?
Tensions arise, and more bitchassness ensues... I won’t even give you guys a straight blow-by-blow.
Country Dumb (aka Willie) just knows that “it’s finna go down” if he can’t go back to sleep.
Uggh... you need to really just not talk, man.
Remember how I thought some major f*ckery was gonna go down when Puff decided to take the crew to Miami? Well... it doesnt, really.
The guys straight up act like they haven’t been ANYWHERE before, and go ga-ga over the house.
Or, as Robert (Bitchass Numero Uno) puts it:
“I never seen a crib like this on MTV Cribs– and you know Cribs be havin’ some cribs!”
Uhh, Diddy? Can we hire an English teacher for these boys? Ankh-Ra isn't the only guidance they need.
At least teach this dumb f-ck that half of the cribs on that show don't belong to the featured celebrity.
So... what did y’all think of that scene with Aubs and Donnie on the pier?
Who was in the right, who was in the wrong?
As a female, I can totally understand why Aubs felt betrayed. It looked like he didn’t take their situation seriously. However, she really needed to fall the f*ck back with that “regular girl/artist” comparison. Chick, don’t you pay attention? If Halle Berry can get messed around on, NO WOMAN IS SAFE. Not even a hot lil’ white thing like you. I’m saying, it would’ve been a situation had she went out with another guy the same night, no?
I noticed something about her...which, I’m sure EVERYONE AND THEIR MAMA notices as well. When she’s feeling vulnerable, insecure, and threatened, she goes into “Aubrella” mode. Ugghhh, girl! You’re gonna get an honorary bitchassness award if you don’t stop (I CAN’T STOP TYPING THAT WORD!!!)
Oh yeah... actual singing went on in this episode, too. Is it me, or is it downright depressing to hear these guys sing the slow-mo version of “I Want You (Exclusive)”? It’s not even necessary. Let’s not include that on the album, k?
Now, I’m gonna critique the girl’s voices. I’m genuinely surprised. The singles they put out really don’t do them justice in the vocal department, not after what I watched tonight. I still can’t get over their image, though, and I will probably forever associate them with bubblegum. Still, I gotta give credit where credit is due.
Shannon has stepped it WAY up since Diddy was getting in that @$$ during MTB3.
Aundrea has ALWAYS been the group’s not-so-secret weapon.
D. Woods is eye candy. ‘Nuff said. She’s the member I can do without.
Dawn’s vocals are beautiful.
And Brey-Brey? We all know the girl’s got pipes. But was homegirl showboating for Donnie or what?
Damn... she might as well been singing this:
Day26 needed some prodding from Ankh-Ra, and requisite intimidation from Diddy to finally get it that over projected gestures do not equate to good vocals. They get it at some point though... for now.
And Diddy lets them back into the studio. Whatever. I’m pretty sure they’re gonna get kicked out again at some point.
NEXT WEEK: A ho finally talks back to the pimp. Is P. Diddy gonna have to smack a bytch?!
** The Salt N' Pepa Re-Cap will air THIS FRIDAY!! **
Comments
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Ummmm all these bands are going to flop HARD on the Billboard charts so its whatever. All the little relationships going on are a bit too General Hospital for me...forced and over dramatic. Donnie is not even fine for a white boy so why all the dramz?lol
and Q cannot handle a dime piece like Dawn (no lesbo)
what happened to SOHH GOYA or whatever?lol
aubrey needs to fall back some, donnie isnt her man, I dont see why shes so surprised, hes displaying the behavior of a single man who just chillin. Shes actin as if she really wants that love connection. Q is officially a bitch, plain and simple, the fact that he was tryin to include others into his lil fight with donnie proved that tonight. Nigga u called the bitch, knowing it was gonna start some drama, and then when the heat comes his way he wanna reply with some bitch ass comment "it was a joke". Dawn is deadly with the vocals, always has been and d woods voice is GARBAGE! she sung the worse out of everyone during the live show and when they were singin for puff!
Here is the skinny on Aubrey and Donnie. Both were wrong and neither was wrong. They are not a couple so it's ok for him to have 20 dates in a night if he wants as long as the women don't find out. Aubrey has no claims to him, but of course her ego is going to be bruised if her date immediately comes home and calls another date. The actually guilty part is Q and the rest of the fellas. They were all aware of the plot and did nothing to stop it knowing that Aubrey would be hurt and Donnie embarrassed. Brian wanted to act all salty about being included, but he did nothing to stop it either.
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That being said, out of these first 4 shows I only liked one. It's turning out to be as corny as I thought it would be with the girls being included. Diddy should have put their second album out on the heels of the first successful one rather than neglecting them. This season won't do anything to help their record sales unless it gets more entertaining.
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I hope the girls stick to their guns because Diddy and his producers are falling off big big big time. They give their real singers the same studio treatment as they give the non singers. I got a newsflash for the Didster: If an artist can actually sang we want to here them sang dammit. Don't be covering up their voices with heavy production.
QUE IS GAY AS WE ALL THOUGHT. THAT NIGGA SAID TO BRIAN "LOOK YOU DONT KNOW ME AND I DONT KNOW YOU, SO YOU TOUCH ME, THATS WHAT YOU NOT GO DO", LOL LOL LOL. IT SOUNDED SO FEMININE
I still think its way too many of them to be in one group. They can sing and all but the aint nobody's New Edition..they get cornier with each episode. Q was definitely this week's bitchass! He likes starting shit and involvin other people. He's only 19 so some of that immature shit can slide for now....but one day he might really get checked hardbody for one of his jokes.
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Aubrey played herself cause Donny aint feelin her like dat...he always be lookin uncomfortable around her and she stay up in his face. He shoulda jus been an asshole from the gate instead of playing nice...either way there's no winning, cause this broad is open and is having dillusional thoughts of her & him.
Tha Nigga Q is Gay as hell!!!.... NO REAL NIGGA WOULD EVER PULL THAT type of stunt and them otha niggaz n tha group and real 4 even lettin tha shit go down!!! I really was flabergasted when i was that shit and then when Donny confront dude tha dude was tryin 2 bring everybody down wit him like it was THERE idea but it really was his (It was tha group fault 4 not checkin tha lil bitch on tha shit!!!)..... But when Donnie confront Q tha nigga really couldnt say shit but did u hear tha MOST HOMO(IST) THING COME FROM Q MOUTH!!!....... After Donnie ask y u do that? what i do 2 u?....Tha nigga Q said
'U actually did it 2 urself!!!" ...... (R u fuckin kiddin me here!!!!).... I jive always had a funny feelin about dude but that defitnelly confirms that shit and tha nigga was on tha wedny willaims show and said he still didnt hit yet even tho Dawn wants 2? (i dont understand?).... But i do respect Donnie bc he that dude!!! Got bitches and niggaz wanna hate SO TYPICAL!!! huh!!...... But one thing i liked about donnie when he confronted Q and he said u did this 2 urself Tha nigga Q couldnt even get tha whole sentence out bc tha nigga said "JUST GO 2 SLEEP!!!!) that was tha realest shit on tha show bc i woulda did tha same I prolly would of had 2 make him look more of a bitch on tha show!!!...... That waz so pussy!!!..... Where is tha code?... Where did he get his trainin from!!!...... They sure dont makem like they use 2!!!!....Pussy niggaz about 2 run tha world!!!!!....
I wasn't feeling Donnie at first because I thought that they were going to make him into Justin Timberlake #2 (and I can't stand Justin with his little double agent a*s), but Donnie conducted himself like a real dude. He's quiet and shy, but he stepped to Q in private and said what he had to say and then Q went and acted like he was 14 years old. Aubrey went way overboard. Yeah, I would've been a little salty but she had no right to confront them or stare them down for the rest of the night. She looked desperate. They were just hanging out and that is not your man. I like Mike because he seems like the only one who isn't shady. If he got something to say, he says it to their faces and I notice that Puff never tries that gangta mess with him.
Yeah, I think that song that Aubrey sang was a sublimnal to Donnie.
And is it me or does Ankh-Ra look like the black Spock(from Star Trek). haha
Q is a hoe for that move. He threw donnie under the bus because the girls they were with weren't feeling him. That was a punk move and donnie should have beat his ass fopr that.
I must say that all those dudes display bitchassness!!!
Hey I why my gurl D.Woods gotta be just eye candy, even though she is the best looking to me on the show.I feel she can sing nothing special but hey it works for Diddy's Angels and me.
Aubrey is funny as hell, she is the only one who speaks up and tells Diddy how she really feel. When she sang that song looking at Donnie, I was lmao.
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Q is a straight FAGGOT with that move he pulled on Donnie. Real men would never put their mans on blast like that.. fuckin hater with his gay ass pink lips.
Okay i have been watching this show for a couple of weeks and I must say these cats are lames. I enjoy Danity Kane but theses dudes one minute they gay acting next minute they wanna thump. Their album will flop which will extend their reality career one more year. Can Day 26 come back from flopping? MTB 5 tagline.
The Danity Kane girls will be successful but the Day 26 emo thugs will flop harder than Hillary. Oh yeah shouts to Breezy and Hate and more hate you are a lame also. We see you bitch made!!
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Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile at a millionaire dating site called millionairecupid.com. Seems he is hooking up with nice girls there.
Dang Breezy I was hopin for your commentary on the Salt n Pepa show....they gave us plenty of material last night lol...
BeeBee--
Hold those comments on SNP for Friday. I will MOS DEFINITELY be posting a re-cap for that show then!! I heard it was a good one!
-- Breezy
Yea I'm glad I been calling that nigga Q, but that shit don't stand for Qwanell even though that shit is weak too, it stand for queer that dude just broke the #1 guy commandment BRO'S BEFORE HOES!!! He was so open wit it and alright about the situation that bothered me just as much as the hoe move he pulled itself.
"i'm not a regular girl." Aubrey honey, your more average than you might want to believe. I officially don't like her thirsty ass.
Q has to be gay but being gay doesn't excuse him for being a bitch ass.
Donnie, now that's my dude. I like his swagger and in the end he behaved like a real G.
i think the other guys was a little salty because Donnie was real comfortable with ole girl. Q was in the wrong but the look on Donnies face when Aubrey came in the door was priceless, i think Que meant it as a harmless joke but the people involved didnt quite get what was so funny
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