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Woo-Fuck*n-Hoo, Bytches! 2007 is OVER!

Even though the start of a new year means new beginnings (and clean slates), I couldn't help but reminisce on some... okay, a lot of the bull-ish that went down in the OWE-SEVEN. You had n*ggas swearing they were stylin' on you, various comedy spoofs, and celebrities that were just making damn fools of themselves.

Which is why there are many, many, many individuals out there who are being honored with a Breezy Award.

I tried to make these categories as entertaining as I could for you, being that I'm working through an influenza. Still, I think that most of you will agree with some of the choices that I've made. If you don't, come see me at Breezylovesyababy@hotmail.com and we'll talk it out.

ON WITH THE MUDSLINGING! YESSS, THE VENOM IS POPPIN', IS POPPIN'!

**These are given out specifically to the individuals who added that extra “ughh” to our prime-time television viewing. **

Best Personality In a Reality Show: Sandy “Pepa” Denton

Who would’ve known that ya girl Pep’s still trying to work that ill rep? The premiere season of The Salt N’ Pepa Show gave us a glimpse into the life of Pepa that we hadn’t seen after the demise of the infamous duo (or trio, depending on how you see them). From her crazy antics such as arriving late to rehearsals, singing facedown into unsuspecting crotches, her unrelenting search for a whatta man and her obsession with weave led us to wonder… is forty really THAT fabulous? But you know what? Ya damn straight it is! Pep never switched up, and she always kept it real. You never got the feel that this Amazonian queen was peppering it up for the camera, she was always like this. Like I previously stated in other posts, she is a hero to sexually confused African-American males all across the world! Keep on pushin’ it, baby!

Worst Personality In a Reality Show: Irving “Irv Gotti” Lorenzo

Come on now. This is a no brainer! Irv just oozed of sleaze for the entire run of Gotti’s Way . He basically treated the only woman who’d put up with this overbloated, fat a$$ (and head) like she was some regular chick off the Ave, in favor of skeets that probably want nothing to do with him. Listen, you know Irv was fucked up when he said in front of the camera that Deb wasn’t special enough for him to stay faithful to. But karma, karma,karma comes back to you hard… that’s why his recording studio is the only “Crackhouse” that even Whitney Houston could come out completely sober.

Best Unscripted Moment in a Reality Show: The Budda Vs. Tailor-Made fight, “I Love New York 2”.

“Oh, my God… Tailor-Made is about to die!”
What is it about this show that brings out the worst in Black on White crime? I mean, damn, first Mr. Boston and Chance duking it out in the ring and now this? Damn…

But you know what? Buddha DID come back, and then they got their Daddies involved… I don’t care who won or who’s now going to be “tippin’ for life”. THE BOTH OF THEM are bytch ass n(w)*ggas if you ask me.

Worst Unscripted Moment in a Reality Series: Maurice’s Striptease, Making The Band 4

Sorry I couldn’t provide footage, but y’all gotta remember this! It happened during the third episode of Making The Band 4, after the boys had to walk the five boroughs singing in the cold, stopping in BK to pick up P Sh*tty some cheesecake on the way DESPITE the fact that there is now a Junior’s in Manhattan, and has been for at least a year now. Anywho, the B.B. King performances weren’t going well. Maurice probably felt desperate. He probably knew that his group wasn't cutting it so he had to show some skin to get the girls to holla. However, he learns the hard way that stripping will get you nowhere (he was cut later on).But I'm pretty sure if he offered his services to Diddy on the low, he could've made out with a nice lil' severance check (which is why Diddy had to disassociate himself with Maurice IMMEDIATELY to cover up the tracks!)

Best Reality Show— Making The Band 4

As much as I hate to admit it, this season’s installment of MTB was the best that the industry had to offer. It was the only show that proved Black people bond conducively despite the abundance of the P. Sh*ttyness, the bytchfights… and the boom kat kat (RIP). Even I got admit.. when I went to blog LIVE at the MTB4 Season Finale and got love from Qwanell, Donnie & Brian A. .. a shorty was OPEN... what can I say? We got caught up in their lives. Even the illest haters on the boards had to put it aside when it was believed that Carlos’ child might be born with a disability. Plus, we got to witness a clash of extreme egos with the Laurie/Diddy showdown. We know who won that battle; Diddy’s on Forbes 1,2,3… and where’s Laurie?

The N*gga,You Should Kill Yourself Moment Caught on Television: Fiascogate at the 2007 VH1 Hip Hop Honors.

Hooooooooooooow do you mess up one of the most classic, most memorable (and easiest to recite) lyrics in hip-hop history? Then, to further bury yourself, you front like you never listened to a Tribe record AND my man Q-Tip personally handpicked you to do said tribute? Negative, dunn. Kick, push… yourself off a cliff.

Aight SOHH.com heads, that's it for today! Peep back tomorrow for the SECOND installment of THE 2007 BREEZY AWARDS-- This time we're taking it to MUSIC VIDEOS!

Remember, you still have time to vote for Best Online Comedy Sketch/Parody (The Juelz Santana/Lil' Wayne spoof, The MTB4 Spoof, "R-E-A-D-A-B-O-OKAAAAY", or "B-Boy Stance". GET YOUR VOTES IN BEFORE DECEMBER 28th, 10 PM EST!)

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--Breezy