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::Playing "Drop It Like It's Hot" in the background::

Wassup, cuz! Breezy here checking in after a craaazy weekend (I went to an 80's Old School party at the Hip Hop Culture Center in Harlem... it was hot until the DJ threw on "Soulja Boy" but we won't get into that).

Now, if you read my post on Friday, I told y'all I was going to check out this show due to it's apparent complete antithesis to the now-on-hiatus Gotti's Way. I was lil' worried, 'cuz the shows that appear on the E! Channel are just dumb (why the F_CK does Kim Kardashian's @$$ have a reality show? She let an r&b nobody skeez on her!!!)

Anyway, back to Big Snoop Dogg. Those of you who didn't catch the show, here's a lil' clip of the theme song and first minute of last night's episode:

I know y'all wanna know what the hell goes on in their house. It ain't the Simmons... not quite, at least.

They're a lil' older than what they appear to be in this pic... check it out..

The show starts with some bumpin music and lil' Cori is trying to study. She goes next door to her brothers telling them to shut down the noise. But it isn’t them blasting the music– its daddy!

That was cute, I must admit.

For all y'all who think the Broadus Bunch would be off the hook... well, they are. But not anymore than your typical pre-teens. Like Snoop previously said, you got

-- Corde, aka "Spank", who is supposed to be an athlete. Uhh, dude, you got potential, but work a lil' harder on them push-ups.

-- Cordell, aka "Lil' Drummer Boy" from the DILIH video. He's a cutie, but his actions remind me of a West Coast version of Diggy AND Russy Simmons. Ha.

-- Cori, the sweet, adorable, yet slightly annoying lil' sister. Very Rudy/Olivia Huxtable-ish. We all know she's the apple in Daddy's eye.

We also have the "honorary son" Anthony, aka Fat Albert (not really, ha ha). He's older than all of them, and is supposed to hold it down when the 'rents ain't home... which is exactly why he let's them tear up the place.

I also think it's cute the way he calls his wife "Boss Lady". After all the sh*t they've been through, it's a title well deserved. She's definitely paid the cost to be the boss.

So, in this particular episode, we learn two things about S-N-double Gizzle:
1) He's under stress, and 2) This n*gga's afraid of needles! When he goes to the doctor, he does NOT allow the practictioner to inject him with ANYTHING. So they suggest doing yoga exercises to calm his nerves, to which he replies:

"Yoga? I don't eat yoga!"

You would if it had weed sprinklings, my nizzle! So he winds up going to the yoga instructor anyway. Watching Snoop do a downward facing dog position reminds me of that "Doggystyle" album cover when the b*tch's booty is hanging out of the dog house. But anyway, he cracks about it and even makes even more jokes aimed toward his very large bodyguard/roll dog.
During the yoga session he has to imagine something that makes him happy. Hmm... I think it’s easy to figure out what that was, especially when he says, “that was like exercise with a blunt instructor, that just made me sleepy!”

Oh hell naw... they about to give this dude ACUPUNCTURE... does he NOT know what that is?! This is TOO funny... When Snoop gets to the doc, he must’ve explained to him what it was, to which Snoop responds, “Hold up, let me take off my jacket”. I'm thinking he REALLY is gonna take off his jacket.. This dude goes leaves the office and EXITS THE FACILITY... I’m saying, all you hear is the receptionist saying “have a nice day!” Snoop was GHOST. That was the funniest part of the episode!

Back to the kids: they filthy up the house with Silly String, and Boss Lady gets so mad that she doesn't want to eat there... so she takes her kids out to dinner. Wow. Can I be one of their kids? She does give them the business over grub, though. However, when they come home, they discover that the house is on its way to being tidying. Why?

Here's another little known fact about Snoop: He likes to vacuum. Wow, 'cuz! You need to call up your boy Irv Gotti and give him some pointers on how to be a real family man, for real for real.

Comments/Questions about the show? Hit me up!

NEXT WEEK: I will definitely check in to find out. Father Hood airs on E! Sunday nights at 10:30 p.m. EST

Hit me up around 2:00 -- I got more stuff for ya!

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
--Breezy