I'm sorry y'all. I don't know how old this is, if someone else posted it, and frankly I don't give a damn. When I saw this vid from Hurricane Chris -tastrophe, I had to go in and lay my two cents down.
Yeah, I gotta agree. Collipark, you're definitely a fool for this joint. Seriously.
And I guess Chris must've took time to attempt to master the English language. Think he'll get it right on the next try? "Ay, no way! Ay, no way!"
Seriously, Chris needs to take that money he's using to pay off whatever chick is braiding his hair like he's wearing his Venus Williams 1994 Halloween costume and pick up "Hooked on Phonics", not "Hook'D on Fonex".
Time for my favorite phrase of the year: "R-E-A-D-A-B-O-OKAYYYY!"
But enough about him trying to rhyme "riding" with "ride". Let's talk about this video that is apparently... uhh... MAD SUSPECT!!
Now I know what y'all are going to say after you read what I say next. "Breezy, you talk so much about video ho's, why you hatin'?" That may be true, but let's take a minute to relax and take notes. If you're going to make a video about how playas rock, shouldn't you have more than one clip of a girl than a whole bunch of n*ggas giving each other pounds? Or is it like that, playa??? How yooouuuuuuuu doin'?
Maybe it's the new way to playa rock.Have kids & confused looking chicks walking out the door and more dudes around them for a sausage-fest. However, I asked a friend about it and he just shrugged it off as Chris being "a smart n-gga". He figured that since Chris doesn't have the money to pour Belvy down a chick's throat, or pose on cars he doesn't have, he had to be resourceful and save as much money as he can "in preparation for him being dropped from his contract".
Whatever. The final thought is, I don't see this catching on like the Crackbaby's Nursery Rhyme (read: "Ay Bay Bay").
HALLELUJAH!
Holla @ me, let me know what you think... and DON'T FORGET to peep Salt N Pep as well as the Season Finale of Gotti's Way tonight!
WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
--Breezy
Comments
how in the fuck did this nigga get four videos, especially after only doing 24k his first week?
I guarantee by this time next year thyaqt nobody will remember this wack ass dude
Really! You just dont understand. You simply hate because it's easier than writing something constructive. But the funny thing is your hatred makes you look stupid. You write negatively about this guys use of the English language, but what you are really doing is downing his culture/environment. Do us all a favor and ........................bitch kill ya self!
This is a good song and okay video, wtf you hatin for. This song probably the best song on his cd. This got that smooth, soulful sound to it. Quit hatin.
"And then she told me she want me to cut her, but she aint want me to use no rubber, no rubber, no rubber"
What are y'all talking about? This song is garbage and Hurricane Chris is garbage. Y'all must be reaaaallly ignorant to like some junk like this. PERIOD!!!!!
NOBODY HATININ ON HIM... HE'S JUST WEAK as FUCK! Frankly Im tired of "Tropical Storm Chris". He doesnt make good music, He looks like a rough dike, he did 24k first week...
Its a wrap for this coon, stick him in the toy box with "Dj PUnk, Dj Chicken noodle soup, and Shoejah boy..
~peace
Now would you rather see this on tv or Ecomog.....www.myspace.com/ecomog........www.soundclick.com/ecomog
I don't know why everyone is hating on Hurricane Chris. This record is hot. If you don't like the music, don't buy the album, but please don't hate. Chris keep it going for Rachet City...we're behind you. Keep making your money.
Maurice White and the whole Earth, Wind, & Fire band need to run up on Mr. Collipark and Hurricane Chris and personally deliver them a good old fashioned azz-whupin' for messin up their classic
Hurricane Chris is the wackest nigga I have ever seen in my life! He is kinda cute though maybe I should introduce him to Senator Craig!
hey boxie you is so fine and cute you can be friend
hey boxie you is so fine and cute you can be friend
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