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Sup, mi familia--

Hope everyone did the damn thing for Christmas, and that you didn’t punch your little brother/cousin/niece/your own child in the eye for hogging time with the Nintendo Wii … and I hope some of y’all either got some under or smoke some of that mistletoe, whatever your holiday traditions be.

Can you believe that this is my last video post of the year?
Before y’all start going crazy, I say that because the year’s remaining posts will be dedicated to The 2007 Breezy Awards (more about that after the cut). And yes, there has been a lot of sh-t that went down this year (which is why I’m doing the awards in the first place). But I thought that for the time being, I’d give light to a female who didn’t have TOO much controversy surrounding her this year. No ho,ho,ho jokes on her.

In fact… the jury’s still out on whether or not Ciara’s actually a female.

Here’s the newest effort from the Princes of Crunk N’ B, “That’s Right”.

Honestly, I can see THE TRACK poppin’ off in the club New Year’s Eve (even with that corny @$$ rap courtesy of The Clutch), but is this supposed to be the new motto/mantra for ’08? “F-ck Bow, f-ck Fiddy, I’ma find me a somebody that’s gon’ really GET UP in this man-gina! THAT’S RIGHT, GO ‘HEAD CiCi! Only a TRUE drag queen bad bytch can pull off posing & vogueing (HAA!) on a car driving at full speed on the freeway, anyway .

One last thought about this video: Seriously, ma. This was filmed in July… but it’s December futhamuckin’ 26th! Is it always summertime in your delusional mind? Damn. We all know that The Evolution of C sold more units than Kia Shine could ever hope for in a wet dream, but the label coulda spent a few bucks re-shooting the sh*t to make the goodies look fresher! I know it’s hot in the A, but let’s be clear. Once, at LEAST ONCE, can you do a video with a fur jacket on? Even for 70 seconds? You can take it off to do your requisite club floor humpin’. Give the people what they want, Carlos!

No, wait, this is the REAL final thought: Why was Lil’ Jon on the track again? Ain’t he getting a lil’ too old for this hypeman sh*t?! “I bet you won’t get cruuuuuunk!” How about you shut the f*ck up and let 2008 be the year King Fraggle goes back behind the Rock? Come on, please!?

Hey y'all... holla back a lil' later for another announcement for the 2007 Breezy Awards.

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
--Breezy