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Gotti's Way Episode 1 AND The Murder Inc Video That Sucks of the Week!

Posted on October 17, 2007 9:00 AM

Wasssuuuuup! It’s Muuuuuurrrdaaaaaaaaaaaa! ::cough::

The Murder Inc Video That Sucks is going on first!

What can I say about this video that hasn’t been said? John Travolta, should hire some real mobsters to stuff Gotti’s throat with his own fingers for ruining one of the best movies of all time (don’t hate, I played Rizzo in high school!).

Anyway... there are just so many things wrong with this video that I don’t know where to begin. First of all, I didn’t know that there was a Million Man March in Grease. Where the f*ck did that come from? And why was I inspired not to care (if that’s even possible)? The revolution shouldn’t not be televised.

Secondly, Ashanti, you’re supposed to look more street- not like Biker S&M Slut Barbie! And did that wig come from the Little Richard Tutti-Frutti Wig Line?!

Thirdly, for some reason... I might’ve liked this video a lot better if Ciara and 50 Cent were doing it. It would still have the same quality of singing, but more than that Ashanti’s overdone, sorry as hell “I-never-learned-to-dance-in-heels” two step. Sandra Dee would’ve gotten Missy Elliot to play Rizzo and the carnival would’ve been CRUNK.

But THE VERY WORST thing about this video is this one quote:

Ashanti: “You ridin’, I’m ridin’!”

GET THE F*CK OUT THE VAN, B*TCH! We got Ja– one mascot’s enough for this movement! At least, if they needed another, they should call on Michigan J. Frog, from Looney Tunes-- at least THAT frog CAN sing & dance simultaneously!

Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let’s get to the show!

Let me start by saying that Irv Gotti reminds me of that angry, fat kid that used to go around smacking chocolate milks out of kids’ hands on the lunch line. But, like all bullies, he was destined for a short ride at the top– and a painful, disgraceful fall to the bottom.

Can he reclaim his throne and put Murder Inc back on the map to what it “used to be”?

We know he won’t, but let’s just humor this n*ggarican a lil’ bit.

This show is like a 10-week long MTV “Diary” series. You think you know, but you have no idea how much that makes me want to vomit. The only reason I’m into it is because I’m patiently waiting for Mrs. Irv Gotti to go kamikaze and break Ashanti’s platinum album plaque over his head. Don’t lie, y’all wanna see that ish too.

Did y’all catch the beginning when Irv said that “Ja is his most prized artist”? If that’s the case, then n*gga, I’ll write your damn suicide note for ya. It might be time for you to experiment with Anna Nicole Smith's medicine cabinet, Irv Lo .

I love seeing him trying to act like the ghetto “Father Knows Best”. Too bad he ain’t runnin’ sh*t in that household. You know what? Mrs. Irv Lo is a pretty woman, and she appears not to be a bird. Not that it matters, but is she a Negro-Rican as well? It disturbed me to watch her do everything but beg Irv to get back with her at the end of the ep. We ALL know how it feels to want somebody that don’t want you back– but ma, he ain’t worth it. Props to you for already taking the most important step, though. Can you blame her for not wanting to sleep with him any more? Naw, nigga, if you publicly admitted to f*ckin amphibians with sideburns and the rap industry’s personal Hoover vacuum cleaner, the closest you’d ever get to my va-jay-jay again would be buying my tampons every month. N*ggaaaaaa, you’d be done lost your mind (please refrain from the r-e-a-d-a-b-o-OK comments).

So, Debbie is BFF with Mrs. Darkman X baby ‘cuz you asked for it, babaaayy! , aka Tashera Simmons. I’m pretty sure they have a lot to talk about– they are both involved with men who have larger than life addictions.. DMX to the rocks, and Irv to himself. But how come when Tashera talks, it’s like listening to DMX with a wig on? Admit it– y’all are brother & sister!
Hold up though– if it’s a meeting of the Finished Hip Hop Personalities’ Wives Club, then WHERE THE F*CK WAS AISHA ATKINS (Ja’s wife), on the unemployment line?! She should not only be the client, but the club's president!

Russtthhhhhel, , did you need some extra money for advanced yoga classes or some sh*t? How much did VH1 pay you to come on television and lie to Gotti’s face like that?

Gotta give Irv Lo props in one area though... he ain’t afraid to put Ja in his place. Did y’all check that nonsensical “debate” between him and the Squirrel? He kept sqawking about how he just wanted to release music just to do it, but Irv’s like, “... if [it] ain’t good, they gon’ be like, ‘yo, you can get up out of here’”. Newsflash, dunny, we’ve been saying that about Ja since... 2003, maybe? I guess 50 kickin’ dirt all over the label has affected his conscious more than he’d like to admit. Don’t be mad, it’s just the survival of the fittest in the animal kingdom– a chipmunk beats a squirrel every time. Y’all watched Chip-N-Dale Rescue Rangers as kids, didn’t y’all?

But to say he was one of the greats– how many of y’all can see this being said about Irv one day? I just don’t see him receiving a BET Lifetime Legend nod... then again, if it’s BET, he may actually have a shot at that in two years.


Next Week: Lloyd’s on a tour endorsed by Afro Sheen’s new hair gel line, but who cares... I’m just interested to see how he’s managed to brainwash poor Vanessa Carlton . Seriously, if I hear a song from her that sounds ANYTHING LIKE, "Making my way downtown, driving past, faces pass, and it's murrrrdaaaaaa!!", she will have officially lost a fan. You're skating on thin ice, VC.

Comments/questions? Looking forward to seeing anything in particular? Want to start up an Irv vs. Debbie debate? Holla @ me!

Before I wrap it up today----

I realize I haven’t spoken about the T.I. fiasco. All I have to say is this: now is the time to be playing up that schizophrenia sh*t 100 grand, dog. They can’t figure out whether T.I. or TIP did the crime, then you’re gonna get off! REASONABLE DOUBT, N*GGA!!! Plus, double jeopardy is illegal– once you’re acquitted, that’s it! When you finally get in front of a judge, all you need is this simple game plan:

Judge: Clifford Harris, please approach the stand.
T.I. silently approaches the bench, taking two quick glances behind his shoulder.
Judge: Mr. Harris, how do you plea based on the claims brought against you?
T.I.: Not guilty, yo’ honor. That n*gga TIP did that sh*t. (Makes eye contact to an empty corner of a courtoom
Judge: I beg your pardon?
T.I.: T-I-P! You don’t see him, your honor? He back chea, lookin’ straight atcha, mane! (Again, makes eye contact to empty corner once again).

Do this about six more times, and I swear, you will get off on insanity.

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
-- Breezy

Posted by SOHH Breezy

Comments

  • Young Hef says...
  • Yo, damn chick you must be a big fat, ugly, hopeless, mad at the world bitch that has a stinky pussy or something why you always hating on everybody, we need to start hating on you nigga cause if you a dude your a fagot straight up, if you a bitch then you prob a fat stinking ugly chick who gets looked over in the club and wonder why you aint getting no dudes, talking about the club scene aint interesting to you. Bitch lose some weight and stop hating on niggas doing their thing. All of these people you hate have more money and are way more accomplished than your BA in journalism. I hate these black blogs sites that talk shit bitch that shit aint artistic, its not artistic to hate on a nigga yo ass is worse than the white man, at least we know their intentions.

  • October 17, 2007 10:43 AM
  • victory park says...
  • why u taling bout this show when the boondocks is now showing? Mad funny with a pimp name slapback or whatever his name said Tom had bitch dependacy.

  • October 17, 2007 10:47 AM
  • Kano says...
  • Breezy you just a hater. We dont need people like you.

  • October 17, 2007 10:48 AM
  • shann934 says...
  • Everyone knows someone who is on prescription medicine. Go to www.nulegacyrxcard.com/sjackson to print off a FREE prescription drug card that saves up to 75%. Just print it off and use it!!

  • October 17, 2007 10:53 AM
  • realspit says...
  • On point...fuck everyone else on this blog...I never read your passages, did for the first time, and loved it. Irv Gotti is the biggest wanna be out there, next to Ja Rule. their time came and went and to see him prance around like he is relevant is even funnier.,These guys are little mofos and want to talk like they are something special...cant wait to see them flop...obnoxious assess....

  • October 17, 2007 10:55 AM
  • King Trizz says...
  • damn Young Hef needs a hug u a lil too heated fam...this blog was a lil too long for me short n sweet ma short n sweet dont need a 500 word essay about suttin we can peep on youtube...jus sayin

  • October 17, 2007 10:55 AM
  • Sherance says...
  • that was funny breezy but yeah ja was irv's most valued artist unfortunately hell he was the one keeping irv's pockets fat regardlesss of how urv sucked or not never understood why murder inc did'nt promote its other artists besides ja and ashanti.

    irv's wife is hot yeah she still loves him she might be scareed to leave him you know dmx got tashera scared shitless and ja's wife is naive you know jaq told aisha he never slept with superhead and she belives him she's hooked too maybe ja got her paranoid.

    llyod sucks and vanessa carlton is desperate she was a one hit wonder on trl guess irv's the only one who'll fuck with her I remember when suge knight tried to sign tracie bingham of all people on the row.

  • October 17, 2007 11:01 AM
  • SavvyVirgo says...
  • I usually don't agree with u bloggers and ur bias an unfair blogs but this is funny as hell and it is the honest ta goodness truth ur synopsis of the show and everything he jacking Rev Run's swag and Lloyd can't save Murder Inc nor can Ja and I like both of em can't wait tell he mention 50 playin a major roll in the demise of Murder Inc he probably won't though he don't want that heat he know damn well shit was collasping before that case. And the T.I. thing LOL yeah if he do that shit he might get off or if he get scientific and say it is Entrapment and get his Bodie on cause this was a set up they talkin 20 to 40 on the rumor tip I hope he get off and shit his Napoleone Complex ass down he has nothing to prove just like no other rapper has to prove they gangsta to us or anyone else. Styles P said it best everybody's a gangsta nobody's pussy theirs alot of niggas lyin and I know who u r. Moral of the story don't put shit past no one nothing anybody of any kind is capable of doin some off the wall shit like this.
    Be peaceful, propsper, and stay healthy
    Detroit stand up
    Murder Mitten stand up
    1

  • October 17, 2007 11:10 AM
  • SWAG says...
  • damn that shit was long...nothin but HATE HATE HATE...your like the evil person that prays for someones downfall...you need jesus.

  • October 17, 2007 11:12 AM
  • J says...
  • Breezy Is The worst Blog Writer ever maybe you should jus show tities and go.

    Plus Irv And Ja are finished maybe once Ja flops theyll give it up

  • October 17, 2007 11:17 AM
  • antdeshawn1 says...
  • Yall must not know that irv BEEN around since def jam made that comeback wit dmx and jay....and how can 50 take down a label and then right after that stea there style? I just dont get it!...btw Llod last cd was the ish

    That tip shit was funny tho

  • October 17, 2007 11:27 AM
  • realspit says...
  • You nigorant people never cease to amaze me...Fuck TI, he is the same dumb fuck that opened his mouth and bashed my Latino brothers/sisters by telling them to go back where they came from.Second, entrapment is not a defense because he is prediposed to commit a crime, simply stated he already had weapons. He is going to get hammered by the FEDS...they take into account your acceptance of responsibility, criminal history, and could care less if you are a ignorant rapper. Hope he burns in hell...stupid mooley

  • October 17, 2007 11:40 AM
  • Law Diva 1908 says...
  • The show was the business...and yeah Irv gets credit from Russel, Lyhor, Kevin, etc. for discovering Jay, X, and Ja... so it's a little more thatn the 2 or 3 years he ruled the chart w/ Ja albums...that is all

  • October 17, 2007 11:59 AM
  • Dough Boy says...
  • i guess niggas forgot that Ja ruled, no pun intended, rap for a couple years hit after hit and niggas was liking it. till niggas started following behind Curtis. That nigga is a beast listen for your own and stopped listening to the next man who probably aint listen himself.The nigga who wwrote this blog is lame.as i always say on blogs i dont need internet thugz threatening me. so dont try to scare me. im in BALTIMORE all day just ask for DOUGH BOY. JA that nigga dont hate. im mad cause that song is my shit

  • October 17, 2007 12:03 PM
  • Dough Boy says...
  • i guess niggas forgot that Ja ruled, no pun intended, rap for a couple years hit after hit and niggas was liking it. till niggas started following behind Curtis. That nigga is a beast listen for your own and stopped listening to the next man who probably aint listen himself.The nigga who wwrote this blog is lame.as i always say on blogs i dont need internet thugz threatening me. so dont try to scare me. im in BALTIMORE all day just ask for DOUGH BOY. JA that nigga dont hate. im mad cause that song is my shit

  • October 17, 2007 12:05 PM
  • Bird says...
  • Breezy, I swear I ain't lyin. I have no interest in anything this show is offering. Irv is no Run. I can't stand him and was hoping the show would change my opinion of him like Keyshia's did. No such luck. I still don't like him and since he is not a family man I don't want to see a show based on his family. Now if they do a show on him trying to rebuild the label, I'm there.

    Unlike everyone else, I actually like the last two songs Ja releaseed and I'd like to see the brotha come back. I'd also like to see Ashanti get back with Irv in the studio because he has the formula that fits her.

    So this show is a no go for me. I'll catch it when I can, but I won't be breaking my neck to see it.

  • October 17, 2007 12:26 PM
  • ballerCEO says...
  • "Making my way downtown, driving past, faces pass, and it's murrrrdaaaaaa!!"

  • October 17, 2007 12:37 PM
  • ballerCEO says...
  • ^^^ meant to say, now that sh** was funny.

  • October 17, 2007 12:38 PM
  • Charlie White says...
  • Somebody is getting some G-UNIT money. Can someone say "blogola".Your writing style is simple you simply write "frustrated" emails in the form of a blog.

    You have serious anger problems (a diabetic I'm sure). If Murder Inc is done thne the sales will show. But you sound like you are personally hurt to see minorities making money.

    It's entertainment, make it fun. You are like the girl who got invited to he ex boyfriend's wedding. Please don't hate so much because 1) people hate negative people 2) that works only on radio.


    Hollar

  • October 17, 2007 1:00 PM
  • PZ says...
  • Does anybody ever read all the way through this blog?

    Ya'll speak on it.

  • October 17, 2007 1:22 PM
  • BIZ says...
  • YO WHO EVERY WROTE THIS IZ A FUCKIN HATER THAT IRV GOTTI SHOW HOT AS S**T I SWEAR I HATE THE HATERS HOW THA F**K CAN YOU LUV THEM?

  • October 17, 2007 1:55 PM
  • Izzo says...
  • Damn gurl....you must be mad that you don't have the look or body of Ashanti...yea...the chick can't sing for shit....but she was lookin' hella fine in that video.

  • October 17, 2007 2:05 PM
  • Xclusive BK Dude says...
  • LMAO @ the very 1st comment hahahaha that shyt was funny


    Breezy Lost!

  • October 17, 2007 3:17 PM
  • Blak says...
  • Breezy Needs to kick rocks

  • October 17, 2007 4:01 PM
  • ......... says...
  • Wow, it's a lot of ignorant people with internet access.

    If you're offended by that comment, I'm talking about you.

  • October 17, 2007 4:36 PM
  • Bylaw22 says...
  • Irv is a good producer, now if he can only just find a new artist to put his beats behind he'll be o.k. As for Ja! thats it just ! cause does anything really have to be said about Ja at this point.

  • October 17, 2007 4:41 PM
  • b mealz says...
  • WHAT A PATHETIC BLOG. DAMN I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH HATRED IN ONE BLOG.

  • October 17, 2007 5:34 PM
  • EST says...
  • Breezy, it's obvious you have issues with Irv, Shanti, & Ja but damn can you put your personal bias aside and just state what happened in the episode? I just read a whole bunch of nothing and still don't know what went down in Ep #1. Get a grip or get another job.

  • October 17, 2007 6:04 PM
  • WHOArealspit says...
  • Why are u calling black people nigorant? wtf is that?!

    this is part of the reasons that african americans DO NOT respect yall's zesty asses! We have contributed alot 2 america, & the reason that the republicans wont send ur asses back is because they are 2 busy paying yall less than half of what they would give us..

    But because division keeps this ignorant shit up, Im not gonna say anything HATEFUL towards ur race, but u need 2 check urself callin black people "nigorant"

  • October 17, 2007 7:03 PM
  • kevin585 says...
  • bitch, you aint nothin but an ignorant stupid mother fucker. you hatin on the inc probly cuz youre another one of those disloyal ass, dick riding mother fuckers the jumps to the next best thing. youre too thick-headed to admit that they back, and when its finally undeniable, youll be on they dick, too. fuck you and whoever lets you post this fucking bullshit; like your dumbass opinion even matters. why dont you spend your time doing something more constructive with your time, like pulling the dick out your ass

  • October 17, 2007 8:06 PM
  • standupguy says...
  • now look here Breezy...drop down and give me DDD's!

  • October 18, 2007 4:38 AM
  • Bird says...
  • Breezy,

    I know you must be real confused write now. When you first came to SOHH people were mad you weren't on Ron Mexico's level and were missing the hate. Now that you are kind of following in his footsteps they are still hating.

    Don't fret. SOHH bloggers are generally hateful. No matter what you say, they are gonna hate. The most important thing is that they are reading the blog and commenting.

  • October 18, 2007 8:55 AM
  • EFFALLYALL says...
  • IRV WIFE IS A NUT ASS BITCH. I WISH I WOULD LET A NIGGA TELL ME HE FUCKIN OTHER BITCHES RIGHT IN MY FACE THEN TURN AROUND AND SAY I MIGGHT GET BACK WITH HIM. SHES A REAL FUCKIN JACKASS. HE BROKE TALKIN BOUT BUYIN A HOUSE, AND IF HE DOES SUEEZE A HIT OUTTA JA RULE, IT WILL BE A CHURCH SONG PRAYIN TO GOD FOR ONE MORE CHANCE AT STARDOM. I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM ALL.

  • October 18, 2007 9:56 AM
  • black says...
  • Irv gets a lot of respect from me. He went up againts the machine(FEDS)and not only did he not snitch the nigga won his case! How can U not respect that?. U bein A female I can understand why U give Irv Gotti his respect cause obviously U don't understand the streets. I know straight up killas that break and fold like bitches when faced with what Irv and his brother had 2 face. So 2 any nigga that don't respect Irv for what he went thru without folding, U can't be A real street cat. Stay up Irv and don't turn your back on Supreme. 1 pussies!

  • October 18, 2007 10:38 AM
  • Black says...
  • I see I have A so-called stan already. Oh well. All I have 2 say is 1) I agree with PZ, did anyone actually read ALL of this garbage. 2) @ real spit, 2 say T.I. Is racist and then turn around and call him A "mooley" says it all. I just hope that U have sense enough 2 keep that type of hatred behind your computer. 1

  • October 18, 2007 11:04 AM
  • Gwendolyn says...
  • Hey Gotti...Congratulations for starting again! Lil Loyld is what is happening.. I have a artist for you that will definetly help put Murder Inc. back on the top! His name Joe Johnson one of the greatest rappers that has been undiscovered, He is 22 and hot! IF you are interested, get in contact with me at gjones_32952@yahoo.com Believe me you wont be sorry!

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