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Celebrity Rap Superstar: The Fast and The Furious

Posted on October 5, 2007 9:00 AM

First of all, let me say thanks for the love for the Scarface joint and for also telling off that A$SHOLE that disrespected my cousin’s memory. I love y’all for that– you guys really know how to hold a chick down when it’s time to.

Also, your other Throwback video requests have been duly noted... you just gotta check back each Thursday to see what’s gonna go down. You may be pleasantly surprised.

So, if y’all watched last week, you’ll notice that Count Vee is no longer with the show. Yeah, she got eliminated because she fell ill. I’m sure Warren G is at her bedside, waiting on her hand and foot so he can get a chance to feel up on that silicone filled booty. I ain’t mad atcha, G. Feel better, Count Vee! Sometimes a mad gangsta f*ck is just what you need to set ya straight.

The top two performers are safe. The last two have to battle it out and the voters have to send one home. At the top the show, Shar and Puss in Boots (Kendra) are in the top spots, so its down to Perez and Sebastian Bach.

Now, BOOM! Guess who stepped in the room?

Since the contestants headcount is getting shorter, they have to bring in special guests. And tonight’s guest (in accordance with their “speed rapper”-theme competition) was Twista... and he actually didn’t try to speak in tongues... for now. Ladies, do y’all think Twista’s cute? Even though I dissed him for the “Give it Up” video (that ish was stupid as the reason for Kevin Hart hosting this show, admit it!) I think he’s a cutie. I’m a bit of a chubby chaser, but fyne and sexy chubbies, so Sean Kingston wouldn’t stand a chance. I would LOVE to really find out how quick Twista’s tongue is when he goes below, you know what I mean? AND he doesn’t need to come up for air! Sheeeeyit, I’d be stuttering just like his chorus, “Ooohhh you know I-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i”......Ha! Sigh.... dreams, hopes and wishes! God bless the groupie or video ho that traps him.

Ha, ha. Funny, Shar JAYZEE actually had to perform “Overnight Celebrity”, a joint that I love. Shar is no way, shape or form as fast as he is, but she was killin’ it though, I can’t front. All the judges was feeling it too. Yo, I LOVE how DMC gets SO EMOTIONAL when he’s judging someone... his facial contortions are a Botox addict’s nightmare. MAD RESPECT to DMC!

Back seat, windows up, that’s the way she likes to f*ck! Yup, Kendra had to perform Ludacris’s “What’s Your Fantasy”. I know tonight’s based on speed, but personally I think she should be performing Akinyele’s “Put it in My Mouth”... yeah, that’s right, I said it! Tonight’s outfit has to be the nastiest sh*t she’s worn during the entire series. I’m not feeling this "I'm-Avril Lavigne-And-Paris Hilton's-Lesbian Whore Love Child" get up. I hope it came with some Vagisil, because that ish looks like it will give her some serious crotch rot. IIIIIIICK.

Sibby B had to perform another one of my FAVORITE tracks, Outkast’s “Bombs Over Bagdad.” Now, I’m willing to give him credit just for attempting to step up to the plate with this one. This is a hard song to do. I don’t think I’ve even seen Big Boi and Dre perform this live, have y’all? But regardless, Seb rips it like Bam Bam from The Flintstones on speed – and RUNS on the stage while performing! But this dude’s a f*ckin’ rockstar, he’s used to that. But I’m sure he’s gonna go backstage and collapse now. Cough up a lung, where you from, Skid Row son, ain't nothin' nice!


Perez “P Nasty” Hilton is performing Big Pun’s “Still Not a Player.” WOW... just typing that brought back memories of shouting out “Boriquas! Morenas!” in the halls during school, and having the Puerto Ricans roll their eyes at me because my accent sounded more authentic then theirs (I spent MANY years studying Spanish throughout JHS and high school, and scored an 81 on the Spanish Regents, but that’s neither here nor there). But ANYWAY, I see you shouting out the Cubanos, Perez! He was a good competitor tonight.

You know what? I’m sitting here typing, and I’m thinking... obviously this is a speed rapping competition tonight. If there’s a tie, the two going head-to-head should have to perform Pun’s infamous verse on “‘98 Twinz (Deep Cover Remix)”, INCLUDING: "Dead in the middle of Little Italy..." Yeah, I'm not typing the rest, you cats know what I'm talking about. If not, go download the track-- it's SERIOUS. Whoever could perform THAT as close to perfection as possible would get props from me, hands down.

Buuuut, that’s not going to happen. Apparently, all four judges thought that Sebastian’s performance was better than Perez, so we had to say bye-bye-bye to the him and his Skittles-hued hair. I don’t agree– I wish Kendra had gotten voted off– but just like the lil’ white girls texted their hearts out to keep Jason Wahler as long as they did, the drunken frat boys must be doing the same for the Bunny. VOTE FOR SHAR, BYTCHES!

Anyway, they’re letting the viewers choose the old school rap song to perform next week, so if you have nothing better to do, head over to mtv.com and put in your request.

And I’m out, y’all! Next week, we got big things going down... I’m recapping the VH1 Hip Hop Honors (airing Monday night at 9 p.m. EST) AND the first episode of the new season of I Love New York (10 p.m. EST) so DEFINITELY check ‘em out, and come back to Talkin’ Videos because I will be lighting A FIRE under New York's a*s (and hopefully, burn some of those crabs off of her as well). Have a GREAT 3 Day Weekend!

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
-- Breezy

Posted by SOHH Breezy

Comments

  • Irene says...

  • I can't believe I missed this episode, I usually watch this show when I have nothing else better to do. But it sounded a bit exciting. I am going to try to catch the rerun. Yeah breezy I agree with you, kendra should have been the one sent home.

  • October 5, 2007 10:51 AM
  • THE DEVIL says...

  • @ SOHH BREEZY

    I didn't watch that bullshit last night I was too busy lighting up and putting my joint out on your dead cousin's forehead. You said she liked to smoke, so I had to do something fitting and evil, becasue I'm the Devil.

    BTW, thanks for the shout out. I know I can be an asshole sometimes, but other than that, I'm pretty much a stand up guy.

  • October 5, 2007 11:30 AM
  • Imworthamill35 says...

  • Fuck you Devil......

    Now on to the show: Nobody impressed me other than Shar. She ripped that shit. I am an avid Twista fan and know just about all his songs word-for-word, but I dont think I could have stood there in front of him and performed that as well as she did. It was so smooth she made that song sound. I ALMOST perfered her version. Nobody had a harder song than she had and she did the best out of all of them. They should just make her the winner off of her performance last night. I guess thats what you get when you have the baddest female MC EVER(MC LYTE). Fuck that bitch kendra. Im tired of these lil white girls keeping non-talent on the show for no fuckin reason. Go suck a dick you hoes.

  • October 5, 2007 11:44 AM
  • mja says...

  • dat shows mad funny i missed this one though the playboy chick prolly gonna win we all now thats who brat is pulln for lol i like shar i think she desrves it but i guess well see

  • October 5, 2007 12:25 PM
  • Mike Supreme says...

  • Whats happening Breezy? This is Mike Supreme just dropping by to comment on last nights Celebrity Rap Superstar. Honestly I think that Kendras no-talent having,herpes dick-sucking ass should've gone. Other than that the only two performances that impressed me was Shar & Sebastians.

    @ The Devil: Eat a fat dick and shut the fuck up wasting up all the space here posting bullshit.Obviously you must spend a lot of time in between taking it in the ass and talking dumb shit after gobbling up loads of semen.
    With THAT BEING SAID, get your @$$ off of your funky ass couch, stop masturbating in front of the computer talking shit , go out and do something productive with your life and you might find a reason for living instead of taking it up the ass from some guy that makes you his bitch.


  • October 5, 2007 1:29 PM
  • THE DEVIL says...

  • @ Taco Supreme

    get off my dick, you just wish you had my swag

  • October 5, 2007 3:36 PM
  • standupguy says...

  • Breezy always talkin bout gettin cunnilingus.

  • October 5, 2007 3:49 PM
  • bobby drake says...

  • Perez Hilton looks like he smells like pee.

  • October 5, 2007 4:17 PM
  • dsread says...

  • I still haven't watched on a single episode of that celebrity rapshow just got sick of mtv but good recap dont think many people could pull off that Big Pun verse off of deep cover 98, that's just hard with a capital H

  • October 6, 2007 9:26 AM
  • Mike Supreme says...

  • @ The Devil.
    You sound like a retarded dumb bitch. You are nowhere near my level. Continue taking it up the ass with your pitchfork shaped dildo.

  • October 7, 2007 5:46 PM
  • standupguy says...

  • @DEVIL
    YOU BITCH MADE MOFO DID YOU JUST PUT MY NAME IN THE BS YOU POSTING?!!!
    BACK TO HELL YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A BEING
    YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT NEEDS BANNING FROM THE INTERNET.
    BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY SINCE YOU WANT TO BE SATAN.

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