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F*CK! F***********************************CK!!!!!!

After a VERY LONG day, I'd typed out an ENTIRE blog, pressed preview, and then the sh*t just went BLANK on me. I freaked out, called some people, and began rebooting and pleading with my laptop to act right. It took about twelve minutes of struggling. Which means twelve minutes that I am behind schedule... twelve minutes of my life I won't get back... and I'll be getting to bed TWELVE MINUTES LATER THAN PLANNED! So, excuse my b*tchiness today.

First off, I just want say something about the people calling me "heifer" after I made a comment about my cup-size... let me tell you, all girls who are carrying some D's (or DDD's, for that matter) AREN'T hefty... and I NEVER said I DIDN'T work out, which I do, regularly.

So, unfortunately for me, I came across some Inc footage. Now, I'm pretty sure most of you couldn't give a f*ck, but we have to discuss the new Ja Rule Video entitled "Body".
Only the Inc would waste their time hiring a video-ho to actually sing.

Question 1: Who sings worse, Ashley Joi or Ja?

Question 2: Why does Ja look like an @$$hole wearing that bandana on his face? He needs to GAG himself with it.

This video looks like Diddy's Unforgiveable commercials -- the ghetto version. And fellas, PLEASE don't disappointment me by commenting on how "fly" Ashley Joi is. She's by far one of the LEAST hottest video chicks I've ever seen, and she gets even less respect from me 'cuz you know that in order for her to even be on this track, she had to go a couple of rounds with Irv in some random hotel room.

Speaking of Irv and his f*cking habits...

IF THIS N*GGA CAN HAVE A REALITY SHOW, THEN DAMNIT, IT'S TIME FOR VH1 TO HOLLA AT BREEZY!

Apparently, VH1 is giving these sh*ts out now like gub'ment cheese.

If hip-hop is dead... you think VH1 can save it?
Apparently, they seem to think so, the way they're just gifting any "rapper/producer" with a show these days (Salt-N-Pepa excluded, we all know THAT show is gonna be good).

I have NO idea as to when this show is going to debut, so please don't ask me. But I do know that Irv makes a comment about him being considered "one of the greats" in this video. I hope he was being facetious. The person who is responsible for introducing us the sideburned spawn of Kermit The Frog and reintroducing us The Gravelly-Voiced Squirrel against our will? That's not quite Quincy, Russell, L.A., or Diddy. At least Vanessa Carlton is getting a clue, albeit a lil' too late. Poor girl looks like she just realized she sold her soul to the devil [watch].

"She was special, but not special enough for [you] to stop f*cking?" N*gga, please. Go drown in Ja Rule's sperm.

Do y'all think you'll be checking out this fiasco? (And if you do, it's probably just because you want to see if Superhead pops up).

I'm out-- check back tomorrow to see the Throwback y'all chose. I'm on it.

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
--Breezy