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Celebrity Rap Superstar AND A Lil' Surprise From Breezy...

Posted on September 21, 2007 9:00 AM

Hey, y'all.

Now, I've noticed that some of you don't care very much for Celebrity Rap Superstar... which is understandable, to each his/her own, ya dig? But I know that ALOT of you are definitely looking forward to the new, upcoming season of I Love New York (and that reason is beyond me). However, despite MY personal feelings toward the show, I will be recapping it when it premieres October 8th. So sit tight, your regularly scheduled buffoonery is closer than you think.

But, like I mentioned yesterday, I have a lil' surprise for y'all...

And I do mean little.

Below is one of the casting videos from a new I Love New York contestant, who obviously is related to Lil' Wanye in some way. (NOTE: If you have a fear of small people, DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO!)

So, what's your opinion of Midget Mack? Do you think New York's mama will approve?

For those of you who ARE into Celebrity Rap Superstar, I WILL be continuing to recap it thoroughout it's run.

This week's episode, the celebs had to get into duets and perform a classic hip-hop track. Now, I thought it would be each celeb with their mentor, but no; they were celeb pairings. At least it meant that I only had to sit through three performances tonight.

The other lil' midget that I am afraid of, Kevin Hart, revealed which groups were paired together based on the votes they received last week. So, the groups ran like this:

Shar and Sebastian; Countess and Jason; (CAN WE SAY SABOTAGE!!!), and Kendra and Perez, who were the top and bottom in votes, respectively.

So.... how did the performances go?

Shar and Sibby (I’m calling him Sibby, because one of my bosses at my other job is named Sebastian, a.k.a. Sibby, and he’s cool as hell just like Bach) were to perform “It’s Tricky” by Run DMC. I gotta give it to them, if I had to perform this song in front of its creator, I might've choked. In my opinion... for non-rappers, they did the damn thing. The energy was high, they had GREAT stage chemistry. Sibby even tried to get a lil’ bit of chocolate on his tip! I ain't mad atcha, Sib.

Countess and Jason were to perform “Ain’t Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thing”, but Jason Wahler’s candy @$$ didn’t show up for rehearsal, blaming the fact that he didn’t call on his phone batteries. You think we’re stupid, Wahler? Mind you, this guy is known because supposedly he’s “baaalllerrrrrr”. Damn, you couldn’t stop chasing that baby-pink coochie on the beach long enough to handle your business? That performance was .... dismal, even though Count Vee maintained her own. You see how Countess kept walking away from Jason’s non rhythmic self like, “you betta check yo’self befo’ yo’ wreck yo’self!” (’cuz you know she’s hoooooord-core, ha ha ha ha ha) And he complied; he stayed in his lane, for the most part. At this point, I’m just DONE with this dude. Bubba, Paul Wall, Eminem, Beasties, Pete Nice, sh*t, even Jamie Kennedy doing his “B-Rad” skit, all y’all need to go to ‘Bu (as in Malibu) and beat this dude’s @$$.

The Ho’ and the ‘Mo– sorry, I meant Kendra and Perez. Sigh. Perez keeps talking about how Shar shouldn’t have been allowed a do-over last week (due to Lyte's mic difficulty). Well, I think Perez shouldn’t be allowed to purchase spray can hair dye, or eat any more Twinkies. Their song is Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push It”... hmm... how appropriate. The performance? Kendra did what she does best: turn Da Brat on. They had energy, although a lil’ bit off beat, and forgot the lyrics halfway through. But I swear!!! Da Brat ALWAYS looks at Kendra like she’s tossing her salad with her eyes. Don’t be fooled if you find some online pics in the future– remember, Breezy said it first!

I think there’s no question as to who was the worst duo here.
That lil’ speech Boy Boy gave almost had me fooled... I thought they were really gonna save Count Vee and the “BALLLLEERRRRRRR”!

The showdown: The two of ‘em have to perform a rap verse of Lil’Mo and Fabolous “Can’t Let You Go”, LIVE, with Lil’Mo onstage. That’s right, Mo. Get that publicity any where you fit in, girl!

And again... Jason punked out of his performance. HOW does this guy get ANY play on The Hills? I don’t watch the show... but these girls must be DESPERATE to be taking the tool from this guy. He’s such a lame! Why did he even consider doing this show anyway? For “street” cred? Give me a damn break. I still can’t believe Jamal Anderson left before this dude, but guess what? The judges ruled... it’s OVER for the “BAAAAALLLLER”. Bye-bye, Wahler!

Now, this competition is pretty much a toss-up...


Aight, I'm tired. This was definitely an interesting week with y'all... and I know there's gonna be a helluvalot more. I rarely do this, so I just got to give a shout out to some of the readers that always holla at me; heyyy Just My Thought, Bird, Syndicate, Young Lynx, Jones Corleone, Xclusive BK Dude, and even Standupguy with his perverted @$$. Don't think I don't see those lewd comments, dude. And to everyone else, whether you love me or hate me, just remember...

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
--Breezy

Holla at me about whatever's on your mind!

Posted by SOHH Breezy

Comments

  • $OUTHNIGGA says...

  • "Below is one of the casting videos from a new I Love New York contestant, who obviously is related to Lil' Wanye in some way." NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. LMBAO

  • September 21, 2007 11:24 AM
  • Bird says...

  • I hate this damn show, yet I watch it every damn week. Perez is taking this shit way to seriously. I know when he gets eliminated he's going to cry. On the other hand Jason what's his face thought of it as a game forgetting that it is a regularly scheduled TV show so no matter how silly you think it is you actually need to show up. What an idiot. As usual it was ok and as usual Shar, Sebastian & Countess were the best. Perez get the showmanship award for the night.

  • September 21, 2007 12:24 PM
  • get knocked n ya coochie eater quick says...

  • Where's the application to be a sohh journalist and a jive records a&r? I know I can offer the people way more. I definately won't promote a bs show on a music " hip hop" website by comparing a nobody to an artist. Censor these journalists who can't be consistant with stories. Send their ass home early n don't pay em for the day when they're unproductive. I been in new york for three weeks, and I c they use shit talkin as a defense mechanism to avoid the physical confrontation. But that shit aint workin with me. All u journalists please post your where abouts, have sohh put a few dollars up, and lets slug it out. No breakin it up. Then lets post about that on the days yall don't have nothin to talk about. One!... Nah, holla at me sohh hoes

  • September 21, 2007 1:46 PM
  • erinn says...

  • I don't know about insulting journalists as a way to bump your own shit, but I've got to call bullshit on this article as well. Not only is the topic ridiculous, but the "journalist" that created this blog somehow missed the note in 1st grade English that said that "alot" is not a word. I know it's a hip hop blog and grammar isn't always the first priority, but Word still comes with a spell check. Use it.

  • September 21, 2007 2:08 PM
  • standupguy says...

  • midget mack is the marketing tool they decided to run wit this time round hmnn funny.lol@the lil wayne comparison.

  • September 21, 2007 2:50 PM
  • JHERICURLJUICEANDVANS says...

  • THAT SHOW IS ONE THE REASONS HIP HOP IS DEAD

  • September 22, 2007 12:13 PM
  • DANTE' SIMIAUTOMATIC says...

  • @@@@@@BREEZY!!!!!!
    "IMMA WHUP" LOL, YOU ARE HELLA FUNNY.
    I KNO YOU LOVE ME......

  • September 22, 2007 1:23 PM
  • prince ceasar says...

  • THIS BLOG IS ABOUT SOME DUMB SHIT.

  • September 23, 2007 10:29 PM
  • prince ceasar says...

  • WHOEVER POSTED THIS LAME SHIT SHOULD BE FIRED, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE POINTLESS REALITY SHOWS. BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT ENJOY WATCHING THESE BULLSHIT SHOWS THAT GIVE FALSE PERCEPTIONS OF WHAT HIP-HOP IS. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS NONSENSE.

  • September 23, 2007 10:40 PM
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  • December 16, 2007 5:56 AM

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