TALKIN' VIDEOS

WE JUST WENT LIVE!!!

I hope you're watching MTV @ 1:00 PM
In case you wanna see what I look like, I'm sitting in the top row furthest to the right (or left, depending on your vision) and I'm wearing glasses, green & white striped tank, my hair's curly, and I have my laptop in front of me. DO YOU FEEL A CONNECTION TO ME, FAM? Ha, ha, ha. These kids are screaming in my f*ckin' ears, but you can't help but get caught up in it. So:
WHOOOO--- HOOOOOO MUTHAF*CKAAASSSS!!! (But I REFUSE to cheer out loud.)

I know one thing that's p*ssing me off. It's f*cking 100 degrees out here in NYC, so naturally on my way to the press check-in, I stop at Starbucks and get an iced tea.
Problem is, NOW I HAVE TO PEE and I CAN'T LEAVE BECAUSE OF LIVE TAPING. G-DDAMNIT!

DJ Cipha Sounds is outside with the unlucky ones who have to witness the show in the building and I'm excited to see him.

Guess What I Just Found OUT!!
There is Going to be a new category called MONSTER SMASH OF THE YEAR!!
And HERE are the Nominees:

Avril Lavignge -- "Girlfriend"
Daughtry-- "Home" Fall Out Boy-- "Thks For the Mrms"
Lil Mama-- "Lip Gloss"
T-Pain f/ Yung Joc-- "Buy You a Drank"
Timbaland f/ Keri Hilson and Sebastian-- "The Way I Are"
MIMS-- " This is Why I'm Hot"
Rihanna-- "Umbrella"
Pet Shop Boys-- "Party Like a Rock Star"
Plain White Tees-- "Hey There Delilah"

You know what? Come on... Rihanna got this!
I SWORE that I wouldn't succumb to the "Umbrella" craze, but I was in a club about two Fridays ago, dancing with a cutie, and this song came on.... @$$es were shaked, please believe it! ::cowering in shame::

BUT--- "Buy You a Drank" was infectious (like herpes) as well. It might win.

Oh Lord-- RIHANNA JUST STEPPED ON STAGE WITH HER CANE!!!
Hey Rihanna-- we got the same hairstyle right now (she's got a short curly flip that's working).
She just said she thinks "The Way I Are" is gonna give her a run for her money.
NOW THE AUDIENCE IS SINGING "AY AY AY". OH, BROTHER.
U know what? Today Ri looks pretty innocent-- like a China Doll! -- not at all like the skank I thought she was.

Aight, I need to move around a bit. DAMN THESE TRL SEATS MAKE MY @$$ HURT!!