The Candy Shop's open! But sorry, we're only serving one concoction today:
"Chocolate Rain." Bon appetit. ::snicker:: [see below]
The first time I watched this video, I couldn't blink for a full minute.
Doesn't this dude Tay Zonday look AND sound like E.T.?! E.T.-- PHONE HOME, N!GGA!!!
At first i thought "chocolate rain" was going to be some euphemism people used when they want to be sh*tted on during sex (similiar to requesting a "golden shower").
But I was wrong... dead wrong.
Believe it or not, since its YouTube debut on April 27, 2007, it has racked up 4.3 million hits, according to PEOPLE magazine. That's 4,300,000 potheads that probably found this clip after sharing a fatty, and after they laughed so hard they made "chocolate rain" in their boxers, proceeded to forward it in e-mail to ther other stoner friends with the message: "Hey, this is muthaf*ckin' AWESOME, MAN!"
DID Y'ALL LISTEN TO THESE LYRICS, THIS SEMI-POLITICAL, NONSENSICAL BULLSH*T?
"Chocolate rain/make the prisons wonder where it went...
"Chocolate rain/made me cross the street the other day...
"Chocolate rain/say it publicly and you're insane...
Uhh, no sh!t, @$$wipe!
But I can't front. This is some sick sh*t. I think I might do my own remix to this song, call it "Cookies N Cream." Here are some sample lyrics:
"Cookies and cream/stories I sell, knowledge I tell
Cookies and cream/feed fried chicken to the pigeons
Cookies and cream/feel the pain when I smack your candy@a$$
Cookies and cream/Bush is a liar and he will burn in Hell".
That's that hot sh*t, right? (Please don't take THAT seriously)
Food, or should I say, candy for thought:
If Prince composed & released this song, it would probably win a Grammy.
Agree/Disagree? And write your own mini-remixes in the comments, if you can.
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