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Monday Mayhem: Today's Menu-- A Flav Roast, And More Chocolate Reign
Posted on August 13, 2007 9:00 AM
What up, y'all! Hope everybody's weekend was poppin', and geared y'all up for the work week. If you're starting back classes this week, keep ya head up, and if you bring your laptop to class-- feel free to check out this blog during lectures. Why the hell not?
Anyway, to start things off, I got another helping of Chocolate Rain (Reign) for y'all today. I'd like to make a quick comment on the homophone discrepancy; if you go to different sites or newsstories, they spell it differently. I don't even think Tay Zonday knows how HE wants it spelled, especially if you saw his nonchalant appearance on Jimmy Kimmel.
Remember on Friday I said that if Prince re-did this song, it would be a hit? Prince didn't do it, but someone else did.
Check out this clip below. John Mayer's doing his own version of Chocolate Reign that aired on an episode of VH1's Best.Week.Ever. He remixed it to the beat of Nelly Furtado's "Say It Right", and comedian Sherrod Small (the dude on the show that almost ALWAYS has white goo at the corners of his mouth) does his Timbaland impression. Oooookay.
I have one question: Doesn't it sound like John Mayer says, "I'm a cracker" at :32?
Y'all remember this clip I posted a few Monday Mayhem's ago?
Yep, the Comedy Central Flava Flaaaaaaaav Roast aired last night at 10:00 p.m. EST. It was hosted by Katt Williams, wearing a very un-flava-ful gray suit and slicked back hair. I was expecting some Leprachaun get up, but I guess they didn't want anyone to out tack-ify Flav. Snoop Dogg, Ice-T, Sommore, Carrot Top, Lisa Lampanelli (the blonde who's known for her work with Rolling Stone, but infamous for her love of black tools, and I don't mean chainsaws & hammers), Jimmy Kimmel and others showed up to crack on Foofy-Foofy. They even had DJ Spinderella on the 1's and 2's, and she looked GORGEOUS, might I add. One thing I made sure to catch was Flav arriving to his throne by floating above the audience, like a flying monkey-- or a bat out of hell. And, behind Flav's throne, there was a statue of a LARGE CLOCK WITH A VIKING HAT ON TOP OF IT. Yeeeaaaaah booyyyyyy!
This entire show was GOOD, but what made it funny is that ALL the roasters caught it, not just Flav. Sh*t, even the Charm School girls showed up, and they caught it too, just like I'm sure they caught some sort of STD after their season on Flava Of Love wrapped. Seriously, you should've SEEN how tight the girls got when Bridgitte told the audience, "I gave [Flava Flav] fame... I got him a show! I even got all his prostitutes a show! You're welcome, ladies... you're welcome!"The truth hurts, don't it? Leave it to a woman (and I use that term loosely) to keep it TRULY 100.
HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE SHOW
Katt was funny, but this comedian Greg Giraldo got him when he said, "Katt Williams, you're like Afro Sheen-- white folks know who you are, but don't know what you do!" Oh sh*t. Guess you didn't see that HBO special, buddy.
And his Ice-T joke was kinda funny. Check it here:
Jimmy Kimmel was like he always is: kind of funny. Here's a clip from his bit:
S-N-Double Gizzle decided to tell the audience a joke:
Ice-T, "the legend in the light-skinned black community," according to Katt, was up in the place. He made a joke about Snoop, but I think the joke about Snoop smoking so much weed he sh*tted a rope of hemp was funnier.
But for me, THE BEST JOKE came from my girl Sommore. Once again, gotta hand it to "such a f*ckin' lady" for keepin' it TRULY 100.
I'd definitely check the listings to see when this will repeat, if you didn't catch it last night.
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I hate you Breezy. You still blogging? Can we get shorter more to the point blogs instead of Harry Potter epic long blogs that repeat the same point 100 times? Thanks.
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Breezy AKA the worst blogger on the Internet....go to hell and get a real job
Yo you should do a Rush Hour 3 review
That show was toooooo funny i was laughin' so hard my dinner almost came up LOL
But the quote of the night was when dude told Flava Flav
"Chuck D would've showed up for the show but the D stands for Dignity"
LOL alot of youngn's ain't gonna get that line but nevertheless it was still funny as hell.
GOOD JOB BREEZY, I FUCKS WIT U.
-I dunno how they got Chuck D to participate in this but oh well lol.
-why is Carrot Top involved??
-Katt looks like he just came from under the dryer.
-Damn, Pumpkin still has like the worst body ever lol.
-Why is Flav flying from those Sisqo strings?? I thought they didn't do
that shit anymore after Sisqo overused them back in 2000...
-Did I just see Bootz's ugly ass momma??
-Katt is wylin the fuck out.
-Wow they just forgot to bleep out shit
-Greg Giraldo is wylin the fuck out! LMAO
-Its about time he got around to Flav.
-I think either Ice T or Carrot Top got it the worst.
-Thank goodness Ice T brought CoCo, I love her....ass! ....and titties
^_^.
-Damn Spinderella's arms looks swoll like hell.
-Sommore startin off pretty slow.
-She didn't really come wit that heat but its all good here come Jimmy!
-Jimmy Kimmel goin hard (no homo) just as I expected lmao.
-Yes, please cancel Mind Of Mencia for real that show is so wack lol.
-Aww damn he just let those "whores" have it LMAO.
-Flav's son looks like Yung Joc at the BET Awards
-Man Jimmy killed!
-Why is Ice T goin??
-I know Snoop aint up there smokin a blunt?? LMAO that nigga just don't
care.
-Damn Hottie looks terrible.
-Ice was decent
-Jeffrey Ross is goin hard!
-Ice T is tryna pick his nose on the sly lol.
-Oh goodness Carrot Top
-Well that wasn't as bad as I expected so Sommore is still the worst...I
spoke too soon here Brigitte Nielsen
-They should only have comedians on Roasts, seriously!
-Brigitte is borderline bombing...okay she's just bombing now lol.
-If the Flavor of Love girls were gonna get mad every time someone
talked about them they shouldn't have come...its a fuckin Roast for
goodness sake! ...whatever Brigitte still better go out the back door
tonight lol.
-Damn Chyna looks terrible!
-Patton Oswalt was good.
-Comedy Central missed shit again with Snoop lol.
-Snoop isn't bad at all.
-How didn't Brigitte get that joke??
-Damn that's the 3rd shit they missed lol...oh well at least they
bleepin nigga lol.
-Snoop did his thing though!
-Welp there's shit #4...I should make a ticker lol.
-Lisa Lampanelli comin wit it!
-At least Buckeey & them seem to be loosening up some.
-Flav is bombing lol.
-This is the only exception for crying after you bomb lol.
-The best roaster was Jimmy Kimmel.
-The worst was Brigitte Nielson.
-Carrot Top, Lisa Lampanelli, & Brigitte Nielsen all got it worse than
Flav lol.
-Whoever is supposed to be censoring the show is now fired I'm sure lol.
-Goodnite folks!
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i swear i couldnt stop laughing,,
Flav is da man......everyone should go check and cop that new PE album: How You Sell Soul to a Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul? It's a truly a dope ass album, and I'm not talkin' as a 80's baby type shit that real hip hop head will like and are fans of the group... I'm talking about younger kids who don't know who the hell PE is will like this album....Flav is kickin' some serious rhymes on this album!! Dude surprised me...I thought he lost it for a sec.
I didn't get to watch the whole thing but what I saw was hilarious. I forgot his name but one guy said this:
"I mean, the fact that Flav's black is...at least the 5th thing wrong with him"
Dat mofo had me dying
That Tay Zonday dude is in that weird Kanye/Pharell lane..but seriously worse...but it works for him..he needs a lining and a Dr Dre piano chord riff to even be considered for any label anything....
Damn Fiyah ain't else to be said about the roast..that $hit is fvcking verbatim...
dude said flava flav is so black he looks like Idi Amin on a 3 week crack binge on the sun... HAHAHA!!!
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