TALKIN' VIDEOS

I've always been a fan of karaoke. I've been wanting to go to a set REAL BAD and just straight bust out with Papoose's verse on "Touch It (Remix)" or Remy Ma's bars on "Ante Up (Remix)", you know, just mad enthusiasm, crazy adrenaline to rival DMX on his wildest crack binge... just the crowd feeling me, and for 5 minutes I get to feel like a rock star. Who doesn't want that? But unfortunately, my schedule hasn't allowed me to grace the stages of Second on Second or Sing Sing's, and probably won't anytime soon. Neither was I able to plan that end-of-summer karaoke bash that I wanted to go down. Maybe I'll do it for Christmas/New Year's and invite all of y'all in the NYC area.

So, I was sitting at my computer one day, pissed off that I couldn't get to a karaoke bar before the summer's end, and I just suddenly started to search for other people's karaoke clips. Some of them are funny, some are good, and some are just so f*cked up I had to share it it with y'all. So here they are, specifically for your viewing (dis)pleasure...

B.I.G. HAS BEEN RESURRECTED... AND HE'S LIGHT-SKINNED NOW
The first video I'm gonna start with today comes courtesy of Mr. Aktain, also known as Dre. I previously aired two of the interviews that he did, one with BuckShot of Black Moon and one with Keith Murray. Well, he doesn't know it, but I'm throwing up this video of him performing "Big Poppa" at the Knitting Factory's monthly Hip Hop Karaoke jumpoff, where supposedly, he "has a following." Dre was always supposed to take me with him-- but never did. Well you know what? NEVER PISS OFF A CHICK THAT HAS HER OWN BLOG.

I ain't gonna lie, this ain't that bad. Too bad you mostly hear the chickens in the background.

OH, KERMIE!
Aight, before you guys go, "why you stay on Tay Zonday's d*ck for, Breezy?" let me just make something clear: Zonday's voice is fullfilling a lifelong question I had: Kermit The Frog DID reach puberty at some point!

SHOULD THEY TRY TO MAKE YOU STAY IN REHAB? YEA, YEA, YEA!
And here's why: (sorry if you've seen this video before. I know it's actually a real performance, but HUMOR ME) P.S. I LOVE U AMY BABY, PLEASE GET BETTER

HOT BRITISH MESS
These next few videos were taken at the Hip Hop Karaoke Festival in Glastonbury, U.K. After watching them, you'll know I deemed them as Hot British Mess. Charlie Murphy would probably want to do a special edition of WGTDB.

I ain't saying he a golddiger, but he ain't messin' wit no broke, broke... (BETTA HAD SAID BROKE TWICE)

Ughhh.. shut the f*ck up! There will be NO TITTY RUBBING OVER HERE, MATE!

I can't even comment about the performer, but do y'all see the chick in the brown hippie dress at the far right dancing like she's tripping off some bad acid? Bytch, this ain't Woodstock!

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