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Making The Band 4.3: Diddy's Not In Luv With a Stripper!

Posted on July 3, 2007 10:00 AM

Last week, I couldn't even bring myself to blog about Making The Band because it was so f*cking ridiculous, I felt like my brain cells were dying.

This week's episode, however, was different. No, Laurie Ann didn't get the boom kat kat smacked outta her (unfortunately) but we did get to see someone else get verbally checked: Robert. But it was so stupid though, because this chick he's seeing gets all defensive when he brings up her partying, and then towards the end tries to pull some ish like she's "counting the days until [she] sees [him] again." Maybe I'm overly cynical, but I'm not buying this sh*t man. But what does it matter? The way you flipped your limp wrists when stating how long you guys have been together makes me think that just maybe, you're not that in to her as you'd like us viewers to believe, wink, wink. And why you keep calling her "dawg" for? Do you use that term of endearment so you won't slip the names of your girlfriend and your boyfriend? Yeah, they're all your dawgs! I'm on to you!

Da Band couldn't walk from Manhattan to Brooklyn in a nice, midnight summer's breeze. The MTB3 chicks practically collasped after jogging around the Central Park reservoir. What does P. Sh*tty do to up the ante this year? Mix both of the two tasks (sort of) and see if the MTB4 guys can hack it!

And guess what? THEY COME THROUGH LIKE SOLDIERS! DIDDY: Take that, take that, take that!!

For starters, P. Sh*tty wakes the guys out of their sleep at 2 am one morning to let them know that they're getting the royal Chopper/Dylan special: shielded behind a seemingly faux cause to "raise money for the homeless" (read: He's so f*cking lazy he can't even dial up Fonzy's number to pick up his sweet quick-fix) he tells the twenty guys that he wants to "introduce them to the New York City which he loves so much." He wants them to go to several spots in all of the five boroughs to sing a cappella, in the cold, to promote their showcase at B.B. King's Restaurant. Here's the catch: they have to WALK to every locale, including from Yankee stadium all the way across the George Washington Bridge. Oh and yeah, on the way, they must pick Papa D up some Strawberry Cheecake from Juniors-- in Brooklyn.
Sigh. I know, I know-- when Da Band didn't want to come through with this demand I thought of them as ungrateful f*cks. But come on now-- that was 2003. It's 2007, Sh*tty, they done built a f*ckin' Juniors in Times Square, TWO BLOCKS FROM FUTHAMUCKIN' B.B. Kings since then! Did they really have to go to BK?

Yet, the guys comply, which I commend them for. But I couldn't help thinking, "Damn, that one dude (I forgot his name-- oh well) is a lil' too hyped to be getting Diddy some cheesecake. I hope you don't drop it like Sara did!" It doesn't happen though. These guys go and try to sing as well as they can in freezing temperatures. What's funny is the clip they showed with Big Mike talking about he felt like he was going to die because of the cold. Riiight, because walking in frigid air will do you in WAY faster then gobbling up three fatty grilled cheeses a day, bruh. Someone needs to consult their food pyramid (yes, I'm still pissed over last week's f*ckery).

Speaking of f*ckery, I'm going to not even comment on the Anzeo/Brian egg fight, except to say that is the kind of fight I expected Mike and Diddy to actually get into. It was REALLY petty and b*tchy (WHO THE HELL ARGUES OVER EGGS?!), and for that, they've been awarded this week's GAYEST MOMENT OF THE SHOW. You can't deny it.

So, on to the breakdown of the showcases:

37th Ave (Shai, "If I Ever Fall In Love") -- Impressive. Especially that fine @$$ white boy Donnie. You've redeemed yourself for proudly announcing that you performed "Mo Money, Mo Problems" in a talent show. LOVE BIG, DESPISE THIS SONG, HATE THE VIDEO!!!!! (I digress...)

Campus Block (Boys II Men, "On Bended Knee") -- They get a credit in my book for owning up to the fact that their voices were weakened from their challenge and switching their vocals. It didn't sound as great as it could've been (this is not the song you can just simply get by with mediocre vocals) but could you imagine what they would've sounded like had they remained in denial? Just imagine Michael Jackson screaming while taking a dump-- or listen to Chris Brown singing "Umbrella/Cinderella".

Face (112, "Peaches & Cream") -- Maurice probably felt desperate. He probably knew that his group wasn't cutting it so he had to show some skin to get the girls to holla. However, he learns the hard way that stripping will get you nowhere (he was cut later on). For that, he's awarded the ASSHOLE OF THE EPISODE stamp. But I'm pretty sure if he offered his services to Diddy on the low, he could've made out with a nice lil' severance check!

Switch (N*Sync, "Gone") -- Trying hard not to laugh at the group's name being said out loud, I focused on the fact that this is the ONLY N*Sync song thats allowed on my MP3 because it's so damn hot. These dudes definitely did this song justice and did it almost better than Justin.

Legit (Boys II Men, "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye") MICHAEL! After watching this I just have one thing to say: STOP F*CKING AROUND, PUT DOWN THE CRISCO OIL AND FRYING PAN AND GET IT, SHAWTY! I'm feeling a Saaphyri moment-- if Mike can grow up and take himself a bit more seriously, he's got a spot in the group, no doubt. But it's all up to him though.

That was basically the gist of it, y'all. Four heads got cut-- and next week, there's going to be more dudes in the building. Judging from the previews, there are definitely going to be more b*tchfights in the works. Someone call Jason from MTB3 to mediate.

Posted by SOHH Breezy

Comments

  • ONE says...
  • This is probably the worse blog I Never read

  • July 3, 2007 11:04 AM
  • Student says...
  • I m in my Biology class cracking up (silently), while reading this blog. It was so hilarious, the person up top is just hating.

  • July 3, 2007 11:37 AM
  • Shut up says...
  • Now the person below is hating. that was a lame ass blog, once again. the only thing amusing about the blog is your a closet gay who takes the time to comment about the gays every chance you get. you want to be gay so you over exaggerant yourself by extra gaying it up

  • July 3, 2007 12:04 PM
  • SnappS says...
  • Well that wuz a wates of time!
    i dont even know why i comment this bullshit!!!!!
    oh yeah Breezy ur putting too much of ur personal opinion!!!! and nobody gives a fuck about them boys!!!!

  • July 3, 2007 12:07 PM
  • ronlover says...
  • why do u do this to urself...Go Ronnie

  • July 3, 2007 12:25 PM
  • Neesh says...
  • Did anyone notice Megan Rochell was in the crowd cheering them on!!! Um.... excuse me miss I'm still waiting on that album.

  • July 3, 2007 12:30 PM
  • fred says...
  • p diddy never made biggie rip azz walk to get him cheese cake! ..its unfortunate what hes doing hes taking his power and using it to humiliate kids with dreams so he can make a buck!
    now a reality show for diddy that would be good would be him getting knocked out by suge knight...lets all request to vh1 to have a reality show with usher and his chic..now that would be funny!

  • July 3, 2007 12:43 PM
  • NICHOLE says...
  • THE


    The show was funny and the eggs was retarded. Dude let it go but you don't eat somebody else shit. the shirt incident was fuckin funny.


    +

  • July 3, 2007 12:45 PM
  • dreweezy says...
  • when does the show come on?

  • July 3, 2007 1:15 PM
  • BITCH YOU SUCK!! says...
  • BITCH YOU ARE TERRIBLE,GO MAKE URSELF USEFULL AND SUCK A COCK OR SOMETHIN!!!

    JUST GO AWAY! YA FUCKIN PIG!

    BBRM2007!!!!

  • July 3, 2007 1:42 PM
  • You're SOHH Lame says...

  • ...


    (crickets)


    ...

    That was (yawn) a pretty lame attempt.

  • July 3, 2007 2:08 PM
  • SPECIAL K says...
  • WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO RON MEXICO????
    THIS WRITER SUCKS ASS.. CAN YOU PLEASE BRING RON MEXICO BACK OR JUST GET RID OF THIS LAME ASS BLOG ALLTOGETHER.

  • July 3, 2007 2:11 PM
  • msthing says...
  • www.myspace.com/ronnie_mexxx

  • July 3, 2007 3:04 PM
  • chyna2sxy says...
  • .....MTB4 Leak: Brian from Houston made the band! H-town stand up!!

  • July 3, 2007 4:11 PM
  • The Picket Line says...
  • *pours out a lil' henny for the dearly departed talkin videos*

  • July 3, 2007 6:09 PM
  • birthmark says...
  • This is so funny!!! I am at work laughing out loud!!

  • July 4, 2007 9:18 AM
  • youngdub says...
  • I was just on another site and they was talkin bout mofos like all the people above me who god forbid read something that doesn't have to do with a rapper

    Like it or not diddy and his making the band is hip-hop..why cause diddy been the king of sample hip-hop forever diddy introduced us to people like Biggie and Mary J Blidge made super stars outta total and 112 as well as faith even brung minor success to gdep black rob and boy band b5

    lets not forget about the platinum selling danity kane and the almost platinum Da Band

    Diddy do his numbers and no matter what has a stapple on hip-hop so if you yourself don't like watching making the band or reading her blog about it then ignore it..but this is here for people who actually care what happends on the show and may have missed it

    this is here for people who want her views cause oviously people do or she wouldn't be getting paid to do it..and ive noticed shes blogged about all of the episodes sept for last week just like i do..so what is the big idea..that is the point of a blog to write what u feel and what is going on

    Aint yall sick of reading about TI sex tapes hip-hop Beef jay-z's billions beyonce swagga jackin and 50 cent's haters?

    jesus open your fucking minds sometimes the bloggers and readers on this site are so ignorant i dont even understand how they turn on they pcs everyday doesn't that take some level of brain power?

    Well breezy im not on a name to name basis wit u bloggers i jus want to tell u to keep your head up fuck tha haters they jus mad that they only read blogs not get paid to write them..and i thought your blog was funny and well detailed u saved me tha time from doing it on my site i jus linked back here lol

    so do what u do and believe me millions of people care about making the band wether the replied here or not

  • July 4, 2007 10:24 AM
  • Bolo says...
  • LMFAO @ youngdub
    dude get a fuckin hobby fo real you must be really fuckin bored to be writin books on the blog you F-in STAN

  • July 4, 2007 10:54 AM
  • shari says...
  • WHY COME ON ANY BLOG AND COMMENT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TOPIC. YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE GO DO SOMETHING IF THE TOPICS BOTHER YOU THAT MUCH!!!!!

  • July 4, 2007 12:41 PM
  • Fiyah says...
  • ^^u gotta admit this blog was pretty wack, long & drawn out lol.

  • July 4, 2007 6:43 PM
  • curious says...
  • what is the name of the song that the chinese guy sang on the 1st episode. plz email with answer.

  • July 4, 2007 7:11 PM
  • da kid says...
  • if a million idiots buy your album does that mean your music has substance??

  • July 4, 2007 9:15 PM
  • jacquez says...
  • www.myspace.com/southcrak

    go listen

  • July 5, 2007 9:04 AM
  • Goddess says...
  • This blog was funny and Carlos is fine

  • July 5, 2007 6:59 PM
  • shay says...
  • well dat shit was kinda true but all i got to say iz i love chris he so damn sexy

  • July 8, 2007 9:49 PM
  • YOU NO ME!!! says...
  • MR.DIDDY. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR WAISTING YOUR TIME WIT DAT F???ER BRIAN ANDREW.HE SHOULDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE NEAR YOU OR IN THE BUILDIN,OR EVEN IN NEW YORK..THAT F???ING RAPPIST.I SWEAR HE HAS TO GO.THAT MOTHERF??KER NEEDS TO BE OUT.HE'S GONNA GET HIS WEN HE CUMS BACK 2 TEXAS.MY BROTHERS WILL GET HIM FOR DOING WHAT HE DID TO ME..ASK HIM ABOUT THE PARTY.HE WILL DENY IT LIKE GIVING UP HIS LIFE..CUT HIM MR DIDDY.WATCH HIM CLOSELY PLEASE.....

  • July 11, 2007 10:43 AM
  • wtf says...
  • LoL!

  • July 15, 2007 2:46 AM
  • yienessa_deshaye says...
  • response to YOU NO ME!!!>>>>>>>are u serious or r u jus tryin to get sum internet attention cuz he really doesnt look like a rapist, doesnt seem to act lyke a rapist either(although im not saying he isnt one)

  • July 18, 2007 12:14 AM
  • NiiNAz says...
  • RE:YOU NO ME!!!
    If you are 4realz wit whatchu tlkin about............DNT KILL HIM! Don't hurt his face either, Oo No cuts near tha throat...lol... j/k but 4realz u can't be tellin tha truth because you could have been put him in Jail. And I seriously don't think he would go and put his face on t.v. if he raped anybody because that's just stupid]Xxo0

  • July 26, 2007 11:53 AM
  • kdiizzy says...
  • WOOOWWWW u kno me umm yeaa i really dont think brian andrewsz would rape u..sayin that he is fuckini 22 and married wit 2 children im pretty sure he has a happi life n he isnt worryin about lil gurlsz.....comin from sumbodi who would kno da truth...

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