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Bad Boy Videos That Suck: Mase -- "Welcome Back"

Posted on July 13, 2007 10:00 AM

Oh my G-d. RUN KIDS!!!
Can you tell me how to get, how to get away from this HORRIBLE @$$ VIDEO!?


DISCLAIMER: Allowing your child to watch this song & dance MAY may result in an onset of sudden mental retardation. Proceed with caution.

Note to Mase: If you're going to host a kids' show, PICK ONE ICON TO EMULATE. You cannot be Mr. Rogers AND Big Bird at the same time.

Sadly, that's not even the worst thing about this video. But, (in intended order) here are

THE TOP 3 REASONS WHY THIS VIDEO IS A BAD BOY VIDEO THAT SUCKS:

#3-- WALTER LEE?! ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?! Lorraine Hansberry's estate should've sued the sh*t outta Puff for using that name to promote his horrible acting stint on Broadway. Real talk, that sh*t wasn't cute.

#2 -- Okay, so Mase is reborn and all that. Meaning: Instead of getting a hot chick poppin' her ass in a bikini, he gets the mother from Everyone Loves Raymond to be his video ho. The chuuch ain't gonna like you exploitin' the old folk that way, Passa.


and

#1 -- Loon, Ness, and Babs were chosen to be "the rappers with street cred" for this vid. Seriously. Mase probably reaaaaaaaaaaaally was into his seminary, because obviously he didn't realize how bad of a look this was. At least Babs didn't try to bring back one of those Mary J Blige reject- weaves she used to rock!
Shout out to *Future*. I LOVE YOU!

Posted by SOHH Breezy

Comments

  • *Future* says...
  • Damn you might have me this time Breezy!
    Love you too tho

    Hell Date

    Iight I gotta admit BET got themselves a hit. This show is hilarious it had me dying!

    The basic premise is Blind Date mixed with a little bit of Punk'd. Everyone is in on the joke except for one person on the date.

    Now its damn near impossible to take something that's already funny and make it funnier. Believe me I tried, So imma just hit yall up with the Top 3 moments on each date.

    Vernetra and Martin

    Vernetra is the "Mark" in this one, she seems like a very likeable funny woman. She reminded me of Sappyrhi on Charm School. She says her Turn Ons are tall manly men that know how to treat a woman and she runs if a man is disrespectful.

    Martin is the actor, his ex is Sasha, and Sasha's sister is JoJo

    3. Martin and Venetra are doing a yoga class and Jojo comes up and snatches the hell out her arm. All Venetra did was push her off but in front of the camera she was like "Jojo want a beatdown, Jojo need a beatdown! She put her hands on me."

    Don't you hate when people do that fake shit? I have a friend of a friend who went to the club one unfortunate night. Nigga got hit in the back of the head "Miami Style!" by a girl, Pepper sprayed by the fuzz in his new Stash House tee, and punched in the face by a lil nigga half his size. After all that shit happened he was like "I shoulda beat they ass."

    ??????????

    2. Venetra telling Martin that he's "Under her Radar". Nigga even got outta character on that one. His voice changed and everything he was like "What does that mean??". Then she explained it like that shit made perfect sense "I'm watchin you boy, you under my radar!". I think he wanted to ask her if she was drunk after that.

    1. At the last stop on their date, they hit up a Mexican resturant. Before they order though this nigga Martin checking all the exits just in case Sasha show up. So about 10 minutes in Venetra proceeds to tell this dude how much he sucks. She actually said "I don't think its registering how bad you suck!". So then out of nowhere a man comes storming over screaming "What you doin Martin?" I thought it was Sasha's crazy ass brother. This nigga was Sasha!

    First thing outta V mouth was "I knew you was gay, I knew it!" then "Sasha" had the quote of the show

    "Damn right he gay, he loves the booty juice!"

    I was floored.

    Then when the devil came out and tapped her on the shoulder, I thought she was about to have a heart attack. She was like "You got lil people too?!?"

    At least she was politically correct

    One of my good friends swears you can buy midgets. I've argued with her countless numbers of times that a midget is a person and therefore cannot be bought or sold. Her reasoning behind this is that if you can buy a baby you can buy a midget. I always just end the convo right there, she is very lucky that she's fine as hell.

    Aaron and Zainab

    Aaron is the "Mark" in this one, he's a musician who absolutely hates kids.

    Zainab is the actress who has a lil bad ass daughter.

    3. Aaron and Zainab go out to an art studio and halfway through the date she gets a call. Its her brother telling her to pick up her daughter.
    So they go rush over there to some apartments and the lil girl is standing there with her "Uncle". There's only one problem...the "daughter" looks Nothing like Zainab.
    Zainab looked a little Ethopian, the lil girl looked like one of Lionel Richie's love children.

    BET strikes again!

    2. They all go to an arcade like a big happy family and then the daughter asks if Aaron could be her daddy. That dudes face was classic, I really think he might of slightly passed out. Then she told him he was much nicer than the guy "Mommy had in her room last night".

    See that's the deal breaker for me, I could never date anyone with kids. Them lil midgets got something wrong with them. My aunt used to babysit this lil boy "Baby Gentry" was his nickname. At age 3 he was a certified pervert, he used to blow raspberries on girls stomachs. Yea cute until he kept on moving down.

    We think he might have seen the wrong channel at his momma house.

    1. When Aaron doesn't agree to marry her mother the lil girl tells Zainab that he called her a "hoochie". He just looked at her and was bewildered, Then Zainab charged him up and snatched the drink outta his hand. He just calmly stood up and started to walk away. When the devil came out I was sure that it was Bushwick Bill from the Geto Boys, he sounded just like him.

    Remember that video when they tried to make a comeback and Bill was slappin some girls ass that was 4 ft taller than him? I always disagreed with that, they shoulda got him another little person.
    That shit aint cool, that stripper prolly still has flashbacks when she sees her kids in the dark.

    Anyways I aint doing another BET show, these things are so bad they hate on themselves.

  • July 13, 2007 10:44 AM
  • Bonanza says...
  • Hook is catchy...even if it is sampled.

  • July 13, 2007 10:48 AM
  • *Future* says...
  • Oh yea

    SoHH Get at Me
    Thatboi2487@hotmail.com

  • July 13, 2007 10:49 AM
  • jacquez says...

  • www.myspace.com/southcrak

    go listen

  • July 13, 2007 11:18 AM
  • Naw Son says...
  • Good work Breezy u actually had a couple of good ones in there. And the Loon, Ness, and Babs line was pretty good.

    And Future that "Miami Style" line had me dyin!!! And please don't do this show again cuz it's not worthy of your review. The Negro channel continues to float around in the toilet.

  • July 13, 2007 11:48 AM
  • jaybmore says...
  • Yes this is a video that sucked. Good look Breezy on "You cannot be Mr. Rogers AND Big Bird at the same time".
    I was wondering why Ma$e had Loon A.K.A. Mini Me A.K.A. M-A-Cent sign-E in the video. Here's where I blame Puff for the demise of Bad Boy; "Well I lost B.I.G (R.I.P. G.O.A.T.) and Ma$e so let me try to fool folks with sound alikes (Loon and Shyne). Be on the lookout for new projects from the boy band 211 and the raw spittaz from Bonkers, NY - Bagels and Cream Cheese.

    Secondly why say "The End..." in the video like it is even a question? This was a nail driven into Ma$e's career with the force of The Wire's Snoop's nail gun.

  • July 13, 2007 12:02 PM
  • MRMUSICPRODUCER.COM says...
  • Yea, this video was Trash.

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  • July 13, 2007 12:13 PM
  • adrian says...
  • lmao future that shit was funny i didnt even see the show! damn they need to throw talkin videos your way... brezzy step ya game up mama, no hate just stating facts. u got dude up here stealin the show!

  • July 13, 2007 12:17 PM
  • S.I.G.(I'm So Rich) says...
  • S.I.G. the fuckin' mixtape comin' BI-ATCH!!!!!!

  • July 13, 2007 12:53 PM
  • S.I.G. says...
  • S.I.G. the arrival....................

  • July 13, 2007 12:55 PM
  • New_Skool says...
  • Damn, Future needs to get signed to SOHH. Breezy, no offense, but you were kinda corny. The video speaks for itself. How you gon diss a video that doesn't take itself seriously in the first place?

    PEACE

  • July 13, 2007 1:10 PM
  • Sherance says...
  • fuck masde this video sucked man it was horrible sampling tv theme songs is nothing new but come on mase sucked he should have stayed retired we did'nt miss him.

  • July 13, 2007 1:16 PM
  • S.I.G.(I'm So Rich) says...
  • S.I.G.

    I'm So Rich!

  • July 13, 2007 1:35 PM
  • KingJafee says...
  • Breezy...

    I have been coming to this site for about 3 1/2 years and seen it go up and down....it really sucks compared to allhi...well we know the rest.

    The only reason I came here because the blogs were halfway interesting...then came Ronnie Mexico...

    He was the reason I kept coming back because of the hate he brought...real funny hate...not hate sounding like it's coming from a 5th grader.

    Where's the sarcasm?

    Where is the wit?

    Where is the jokes it takes you a few secs to digest?

    They are long gone...

    If I wasn't at work with nothing else to do I swear Breezy...Pow!! One right in the kisser!! Straight to the moon...

    Because at first it seemed like you might eveolve into semi funniness...

    Now you got Future coming on here straight clowning...and it's not a good look for you.

    It's nothing personal, you just need to go somewhere get some funny bones and eat the marrow...

    Future 4 Breezy 1

  • July 13, 2007 3:08 PM
  • The Picket Line says...
  • breezy, are you even tryin anymore? Come on, ma. Put the cheetos and wine cooler down and put some effort into it!

  • July 13, 2007 4:40 PM
  • New_Skool says...
  • If I wasn't at work with nothing else to do I swear Breezy...Pow!! One right in the kisser!! Straight to the moon...
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Lmfao!!! Damn, why you had to take it back like that.

    PEACE

  • July 13, 2007 7:55 PM
  • Bird says...
  • Welcome Back is so bad I can't even bring myself to hate on it. Mase suffered enough already with that one.

    Damn Future I done missed another one apparently. That show sounds crazy as hell. Or is it just your commentary that is making it sound that way? I'ma check it out next time. I guess my BET boycott is gonna have to be on hold for a minute.

  • July 13, 2007 8:00 PM
  • tha1 says...
  • Fellow readers...I'm passing tha plate around...let's help *Future* start his own site...I'm gonna start the collection with $10....

    *Future* you are damn funny....stop wasting ur talent up here and start ur own...I think you will have a following!

  • July 13, 2007 8:24 PM
  • relz says...
  • Why does ma$e still do all of the dances like its 98'

  • July 13, 2007 9:38 PM
  • skizzle says...
  • This video was queer!!! But Mase can still rap as evident with the mixtape he dropped with Whoo Kid! But that cat Puff he always promoting some shit!! That's the wackest dude in history he needs to promote how he jerks all of his artists...Mase, Lox, 112, Faith Evans, Carl Thomas, still owns B.I.G. publishing whoever signs with Bad Boy be prepared to be broke forever!!!!!!!

  • July 14, 2007 2:57 AM
  • HeruRaDaPharaoh says...
  • dnt question loon's street cred. i heard his family used 2 move WEIGHT in Harlem back when. he just dnt glorify it.

  • July 14, 2007 1:08 PM
  • ayo says...
  • quick question; why was styles p in the video. didnt he have beef with bad boy and and diddy. just wonderin..i never seen this video

  • July 15, 2007 5:49 PM
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