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Bad Boy Videos That Suck Friday: Diddy... En Espanol!
Posted on July 6, 2007 10:00 AM
Bad Boy Videos That Suck Fridays are in full effect!
Shout out to the person who suggested "P.E. 2000" for the next installment. That almost seemed perfect, but I did some research and I thought, I'm gonna do you one even better, kid.
How many of y'all remember this?
Sh*t, when this song first came out, honestly, I DID like it... a little... I'll admit. I was in my youth! Mind you, I'm talking about THE ORIGINAL P.E. 2000, and its predecessor. But the Spanish version? That's going too far just to impress some chick. And where was J-Lo anyway? Why wasn't she rollin' in the passenger side showing us just how down and "from the block" she is?
Did Diddy wait until the Puerto Rican day parade to film this, or did he just hit up Washington Heights, see people sitting on their fire escapes and yell out, "Ayo Papi! Wanna be in a video! Come outside and bring Jesus with you! The first person who can bring me some flag jerseys gets a close-up! It's Bad Boy, baby!"
Here are some other things I... noticed about & while this video (and by the way, just because I point out something, doesn't make me a HATER!):
1) If you listen VERY closely to the track, you'll notice where Didddy's real voice stops and that Diddy-En-Espanol Pod Person starts rapping. It's a slightly different pitch (LISTEN AFTER HE SAYS: "I LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE... OH I'M SUPPOSED TO SPEAK SPANISH") Either way, somebody made a lil' extra cheese because this video probably went down before Sh*tty went on ADHD medication to let him focus on one task at a time.
2) Diddy's not just denigrating the Puerto Rican flag. Oh no, Dominicans and Mexicans. Y'all get it, too. And why is he rolling around in a drop top like he's trying to be a Mexican gang banger in Cali? Talk about perpetuating stereotypes. Diddy: QUIT IT! STOP TRYING TO REP PARA LA RAZA, ESE!!
3) Where the hell is Hurricane G? It is SO not a good look that THIS was one of her last noted appearances on a track. I guess she got the day off from doing wash & sets at Mamita's Hair Salon to appear in the video. Naw, who am I kidding, this is Erick Sermon's baby mama! She probably owns a whole chain of them joints up in the Bronx.
4) WHY wasn't Flava Flav featured in this video yelling, "Siiiiiiiiiiiii, muchachoooooooooo!" Now THAT would've been hot.
5) Can we give this song/video partial blame for the explosion of reggaeton in New York?
Damn, I know I made some of y'all mad with one... calm down, bytches! Tego Calderon is that dude!
What did y'all think of this video? Does it take you back to any particular memory or whatever?
****NOTE: Before you make @$$-brained comments about, "Ohh, Breezy, shut the f*ck up, Diddy's getting money," THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT THE TITLE OF THE POST YOU ARE READING TODAY AND ITS PURPOSE. And the "getting money vs. artistic integrity" discussion is for another day, boys and girls.
However, if you have a suggestion for BBVTS, please leave them in your comments below... thanks!
Comments
I didn't have to read the blog for laughs. That video alone had me dyin. Diddy is an industry ho for real. He be on the stroll hard.
That has to be the whackest video I have ever seen in my life.
prolly seemed like a good idea at the time lol but yall remember this shit??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUGHvydK35I
HATER!!! (y u say u aint a hater when u just plain hating? at least if u goin do it, dont denie it)
Wsup SOHH BREEZY!!!
ST. LOUIS IS THE SHIT!!! LOOK OUT FOR HUEY, GENA, TAYLOR MADE, MYZPHYT, RUKA PUFF, HAKEEM DA DREAM.....
THE LIST GOES ON! I AINT A RAPPER, I JUST LOVE THAT NEW ST. LOUIS SHIT!
I'm sorry to say but breezy ya blogs are not good. I see u tryin,but u tryin to hard to please the people that u even tossing subliminals like I'm not a hater. I read @ least 5 of your blogs and got 2 good laughs. The jokes are no where next to the funny.seem like
LOL at that nigga Puffy! Even he would laugh looking at that video and say "damn, I'll try to sell any fucking thing! I'mma hustla!"
I forgot all about Hurricane G. She looks like she can suck a mean dick! That fire head!
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Shout out to Breezy!! I suggested this video but I was talkin' about the regular joint but you was right this sucked even worse!!!! Now when you do worst celebrity cameos again put any appearance by bitch ass "Fonzworth Bently" if you can actually call him a celebrity! For another Bad Boy joint I say do I need a girl Pt. 1 where Puff and Usher look like two Queers!!
You've been catching a lot of heat but you killed it today :)
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Great video choice. Your writing didn't make me laugh but the video itself was ridiculous enough. What's funny is that this use to be the shit back in the day.
Suggestion: Breezy leave out the extra shit. Just when I'm about to chuckle, you say something like "Tego Caldron is the shit" or "I'm not a hater." I know you do that for the stans but everybody else wants flow in their reading. I think omitting that stuff will make your posts funnier also.
Oh and Fiyah, wtf was that. Fortunately I don't remember that video.
PEACE
first off..breezy is not ron, so stop comparing her to him. move on to better upgrade ya self and respect breezy's hustle. i'll admit no it's not as funny as ron, but breezy isn't ron, so i dont expect these blogs be like ron's. if you don't like breezy then stop reading this shit. go give soulman and the rest some comments then.
second off, i don't have to watch da video, sadly i remember it. that was my senior year in high school man what a memory lol. that was the most horrible that diddy did at least until press play came out. be eazy man!
Diddy should be set on fire for this one. Seriously he disgraced the Cuban flag as well. Whoever wrote the rhymes on this one should join him in a grave.
lol , this video is terrible and i do remember it. as far as that fat female doing the intro, take goodness she's gone, with all that yelling and her TONY MONTANA accent (peep around 3 25)
What this shows me (i already knew this btw) is that at the PUERTO RICAN parade, those animals will cheer for anything.
Personally (im ecuadorian btw, born and raised in nyc) I cant stand that parade looks like a riot with Ballons and dancing. Everyone acts stupid, yelling , disrespectful, young girls butts hanging out, public drinking, gang signs, if a white guy WROTE that scene for a movie, then you ALL would be SHOUTING racism and stereotypes, but in reality ,
MY (so-called) LATINS love to live up to the lowest standards that society has for us.
Thank You (shi)Diddy for just giving us more garbage for a trashy display of behaviour called the PR Parade
breezy you're not funny please quit...p.s yes you are a hater oh and believe me Diddy is getting money bitch!
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