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R. Kelly and Usher-- "Same Girl"
Posted on June 20, 2007 10:00 AM
Yes, Ush. You and R.Kelly been f*cking the same chick. Experiencing any painful cramps or blood in your p*ss? One of y'all better get tested for a UTI or something.
Is this supposed to be Beyonce & Shakira's "Beautiful Liar"-- the male version? Because that's the impression I got! What about y'all?
Wait, wait, wait. Let me not get ahead of myself here.
Let's start by breaking down the GAYEST MOMENT OF THE VIDEO: THE BEGINNING.
What the f*ck was that anyway? Oh yeah: Public Service Announcements! "I'm R.Kelly, and besides p*ssin' on your lil' sister, here's what else I do!" Sigh. We all surf the 'net, listen to the radio. We really didn't NEED them bigging themselves up. Damn, the self-promotion seems to run rampant these days (check yesterday's blog on MTB4 to see what I mean). And furthermore, NOBODY (well, I shouldn't generalize, but be honest with yourselves!) is going to see the Double Up concert, Kells! Not after the way you did Hov dirty the last time. Sh*t, this time you might pull a "I see dead people" in mid- "Bump and Grind" and flee off the stage, thinking the Grim Reaper's sitting in the front row.
And I don't even have any words for Mr. I'm-Too-Damn-FLY-To-Have-My-Mama-As-A-Manager. Please, the reason you GOT the fragrance deal and what have you because Mama URSH hustled her @$$ off to get it for you! You can never make a damn man happy, not even if he's your own f*cking son! Don't get mad, Mama: GET EVERYTHING! Still, I hope she gave him a good @$$kickin' before she bid him adieu. Exhale...
Okay, so, the R in R&B and the U in homosexUal are on the phone, discussing a chick that one of them is in love with. Does it REALLY matter whom? All I know is that Kells describes her to a tee, literally. This b*tch's name is Tee-Tee! Kelly, you are MIDDLE-AGED, WHY THE F*CK are you messing with a broad that calls herself Tee-Tee!? Did Moo-Moo, Niecey or Peaches not come to the club that night? Oh, right, I forgot WHO I was talking about. Should I go there? Naw, TOO easy.
So they come to their revelation. At first they think they're cool and sh*t; they even toast to it! BUT then, they REALLY go into b*tch mode and plot to catch her in the act. I mean, they really want to catch this chick over the phone (Kelly to Ush: Shh!! I ain't here, dawgg, gas her up!! Please Kells: The underage girls have permanently screwed your brain because NOW you're thinking/behaving like ONE) and then resort to doing it in person. Surprise, surprise, chumps: The SAME GIRL is actually TWO GIRLS... twins! Talk about a Double Up.
HOW F*CKING DENSE ARE YOU TO BE MESSING WITH A CHICK AND DON'T KNOW THE B*TCH HAS A SISTER, A LOOK-ALIKE AT THAT? Any person on this board HAS to agree with me that that's the FIRST thing you find out about someone you're trying to talk to!
I'm gonna wrap this up with this last statement: I read somewhere that there will be a Part Two to this song/video featuring Akon. Hmm... does that mean that we'll soon discover that the SAME GIRL(S) are actually sixteen years old?! Ohhh no....MORE bang bang boogie?! Spare us, please.
Comments
What I wanna know is...
How do these sisters have not only the same physical descript...
But they work at the same job...both have one kid...AND THE SAME FUCKING TATTOO ON THE SAME PLACE?
And why did both of these broads show up to the same place?
*Sigh*....this was prolly produced by Kells....
C'mon everybody sayin the same shit how bout somethin called game you know everybody wants a twin so they can switch up wtf are ya'll slow.....
The songs says "Loves some waffle house." Everybody needs to pay attention to the lyrics. Its possible what happened. Kells did it again. The video was on point. Yall need to pay attention before you start hating.
Alright alright!!! I admit you brought the heat this time Breezy. I knew you was gonna get those legs. I know the teen-type required by SOHH is a pain in the neck, but we need our profanity!
But just like I always do I got to call you out. I know a 45 year old woman named Moo Moo, a 40 year old named Tee Tee and countless Neicy's of all ages.
The video and song are vintage R. Kelly whackness and I am disappointed that Ursh allowed himself to be pulled into this bullshit knowing that Akon was coming down the pike. They would be remiss if the girls turn out to be older than 15.
The only thing that could save this series and bring the comedy is if the "twins" are 15 and Ursh learns he ain't even in the drama because he was bangin the moms all along.
Sh*t, this time you might pull a "I see dead people" in mid- "Bump and Grind" and flee off the stage, thinking the Grim Reaper's sitting in the front row.
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Lol, good one. You are actually funny now Breezy. Keep it up.
PEACE
Man Fuck I actually chuckled at this garbage I feel like a hypocrite. The I see dead people joint was on point. You still suck and need to get fired though, one good joke don't make up for no talent.
Ya need to chill out with all the hatin..because regarless of what yah think. At the End of the day.....THEY ARE GETTING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stopp judging niggas
you said
Yes, Ush. You and R.Kelly been f*cking the same chick.
but later you said...
HOW F*CKING DENSE ARE YOU TO BE MESSING WITH A CHICK AND DON'T KNOW THE B*TCH HAS A SISTER, A LOOK-ALIKE AT THAT?
thats called a twin....and that means they are not sleapping with the same girl...
you are a oxy moran.
I ain't no r&b type nikka, but the video was decent and the song was tight.
I can't not like somebody's music just because they fire they momma right b4 Mother's Day or pee on fast lil girls. Hmmn. Lemme re-phrase that...
There are lots of entertainers that I know I wouldn't wanna hang out with and whom I don't agree with their morals, but are still good at what they do.
Kobe an a$$hole, but currently the best player in the NbA.
Most rappers talk about shooting black people, selling drugs to black people, robbing black people, but a handful of them are pretty good at it musically.
Uh... so the moral of the story is... the song ain't that bad and even a puzzy-whipped ex-fat kid and a career pedophile can still make good music.
hmmn.
I think the twin ending was a copout. That was some bullshit!!!!!
They should've showed her at the end with another singer/rapper/actor or another chick wearing the shit she tricked out of them. But what else would you expect from a dirty old man (who puts the R in Chester the Molester) and a punk ass mama's boy both with inflated egos.
This video was almost a chick flick except with two dudes.
Good job today Breezy. =)
Fuck SoHH
bring back Ron Mexico
Yeah this joint whack! Done with "Kells" since the child stuff anyway.
The ending was wack. Great concept for a song, but it was really pulled off in the video.
Everybody calling Kell's a child molester but what was a underage child doing at concert for kell's by herself in the first place. We have all seen the kell's tape, that wasnt a 14 year old girl doing what she was doing. I know grown ass women that haven't done that shit. Where the fuck was her parents at. My 14 old better be with family, kidnapped or dead. When will personal responsible come into effect. She wanted to be pissed on. Shit when I piss and it hit's my leg, I move. Her folks should be in trouble for no adult supervision.
Everybody jumping on him for being with a underage girl but, society has married 13 and 14 year old girls to men double and triple their age. And we don't get upset about that. There shit that happen to women everyday that not there fault and we do nothing about. Just act like nothing happen and we go on with our lives. But when a person in the lime life gets into trouble, we become judge and jury. Celeb's put there pants on 1 leg at a time. Stop judging people and worry about yourself. Because you my not be messing around with a underage girl, but your done probably worst then that.
Two things are for certain you will die one day and we will be judged by GOD himself.
The song is good and so was the video. If you snitches won't try to go so deep and analyze everything about a MUSIC VIDEO they you would enjoy them more. Anyways this one is better than most.
Now that I've seen the video, the song has grew on me. I like the concept of the video as well.
damn breezy u steppin your game up but i still miss ron! BRING RON BACK!!!!
Even though I'm steadily speaking on the issues I have with the site spreadin the hate...and not speaking on positivity, I definetly do not agree with Ron leaving.
The problem with the blogs was three fold as far as I could see it.
#1. You got bloggers stating un truths and promoting the mean, hateful spirit. With that said…think back, how many posts did you get from readers when you posted up the Shock G blog? How many thankful posts did you get when you posted up your other blogs with a positive spin on it? There is no balance.
#2. You got these people signing on with fake names, posting homo, racists, and just straight ignorance. Now, it’s one thing to have an opinion..but it’s another when you come on just to show your behind and act ignorant on the blog in order to try and destroy the blog and all the discussion on it. There needs to be a way for SOHH to ban the IPs based on straight ignorance and stupidity. And nobody should get this confused with someone speaking opinions...that is not what I'm talking about.
#3. The blog does not have any avenue dedicated to any positivity going on in the music, community...or anything else that is being done BY hip hop to contribute towards change.. I’ve said it before, and have said it again….we should have a SOHH Spiritual Blog.
And I ain't talkin about just having a Christian blog, but I'm talking about one where we could all spit down about the lyrics of the different beliefs...talk about how it affected us in a real way, and speak on how we believe that these lyrics on beliefs have potential to make positive change should people listen and learn.
My point with the spiritual blog, is that by claiming that there should not be no censorship…SOHH is being irresponsible by censoring the site from having such a blog. Create a balance…not just an atmosphere of disgust. There is NO REASON not to..unless SOHH is being controlled by someone , or something who does not have the best interest of the readers in mind. Then…like Ron, everyone should begin looking for a change.
That DigiPimp even deleted one of my comments. And in the comment all I did was post up information regarding Kurtis Blow’s tour, the Texas Holy Hip Hop awards, and a huge event here in San Antonio where we are hosting 14 of the hottest Christian Hip Hop underground artists in the country. And THIS after claiming he’s giving shine to the underground tryin to come up.
There is no balance. The problem wasn’t Ron Mexico or his blog. If you are gonna start censoring, you need to be more worried about consistency and equality and accuracy. Even though Ron and I had our discussions, we both had an understanding and there was a level of respect.
We need to work to change the spirit of garbage, and not suppress those who are products of it.
SOHH should holla at me!
CHRIST BLESS!
PZ
@PZ
I bet your really proud of that nonsense. Take that shit to TBN.com son. I know you swear we are all lost souls and it is your purpose to save us all. Really this isn't the place to peddle your religious beliefs. Like I said before go do something that would actually make a fuckin difference donate the time you spend preaching garbage to the boys and girls club DO SOMETHING that's what jesus did didn't he?
@future
Just Look Up!
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That's two Breezey. Good job ma. Three more of these and you get a free burger from Jimbo's. You gotta pay for your own fries though. :)
not a bad song if you like this sort of thing
Ya'll need to chill with the hate! Breezy nice try today, very good joke. You started quite well, but again u go mess up the facts. Look when in doubt, do this, shut the f up! Kells never says her name is TeeTee, he actually says I CALL her... ready? TTP! I call her Total Package! Apologize to ur readers!
Yo. Don't let this hostility get at you. Stay on your grind and u WILL come good. Try more than one joke next time, ok?
@PZ
You a joke son
Once again it must be a slow day @ SOHH. There's way too much overanalysis of this video and song, reality check: it's just a fantasy, it's not real.
@PZ, I agree with some of what you said especially the negative posts and lack of balance.
Lol @ all the posts.
ESPECIALLY the first one. I'm saying...
Gerard....one thing is for certain......
you are a dumbass!
There is no "but" when a grown ass man is pissing on and having sex with an underage girl regardless if her parents knew where she was or wasn't and if they did,then they all need to catch the next flaming bus to hell. I don't know anyone in the "lime life", but celebrities are known to be in the limelight. The bottom line is that it's been forgotten about and we still dance to R-uh's music like nothing happen.
wow haters now adays, i think u guys r jus jealous cause u aint gettin none, who cares if the girls dont hav the same features. Some people are stupid maybe ushers girl called her twin to come meet usher. People need to think before u speak.
GET FAMILIAR. TRUTH BE TOLD 7 10 07
what nobody here seems to have is common sense.....
how can the twin ending make sense if they both agreed that the girl had the name Tee Tee...
now how many sisters have you met that had the same first name??
cbw when you are named GOD then I might be worried. cbw almighty.
Was I saying it was smart of him to what he did. No I didn't. But how can you judge someone when you not sure the you going to heaven. That why the say Heaven is not crowded and Hell has a line. Sin is Sin. One doesn't out-weight the other.
Breezy Breezy Breezy...You was shaky in the beginning but i think you getting the hang of it...Keep up the good work..I laugh at the U in homosexual ..good one...peace...
@PZ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TOOK FIVE SECONDS OF MY LIFE THAT I CAN NEVER GET BACK!!
@Breezy - Suprisingly you were actually funny for a change...And know you see why we loved RONNIE MEXICO...Because he brought the hate!! So keep it up.....or we will turn on you faster than Kells Brother!!!
yo who gives a fuck about if kells and usher were in the video...theres nothing gay about that...they are gettin that paper and its a hit while your here hatin..faggot
btw who wants to be with kells??...isnt he like 45 years old already
Don't give a fuck what haters say, the album(Double Up) is bangin.Maybe one or two weak songs, but overall it's a great album. That song ''Having a Baby''
is a classic,''Leave your Name'' is tight, and ''Real Talk'' and '' Best Friend'' are dramatic with great beats,and ''The Zoo'' shows off that timeless R.Kelly creativity. This album
breaks the cycle of record-company controlled bullshit. Baisically, ya'll can hate all day, but I'm still a loyal fan to R.Kelly (R&B Legend)
Sorry I spelled basically wrong, I'd also like to know why are ya'll listening to the song and commenting if you don't like Kellz?Go listen to Ne-Yo
or Robin Thicke's music jealous no-life
having ass niggas.
ya'll some hatin' bitches, get off kels and usher's dicks. don't hate!!!
I ain't hatin on Kells or Usher...as a parent, I ain't a fan of the 14 year old stuff, but his music is good. Can't front. Always been a fan of Usher's...I even have the first CD.
Anyway, the video makes no sense. If Usher is setting his girl up....and Kells' girl is actually dating her twin, then she has no reason to be at the resturant, because Kells never made a call to "his girl". Then add in the fact that they both have Angel on their license plate, both work for TBS and have the same tattoo...I guess Kells got what he wanted because we are all talking about this dumb video.
I think this is one gr8 song.C'mon guys,jealousy wont get u anywhere, Big-up to 2 "The King Of RnB and Usher"
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