I've been inspired by Making The Band 4 in a twisted kind of way.
Every week or so, I'm going to post a video courtesy of Bad Boy that basically just reeks of funky ass Diddy-ness.
On today's chopping block:
I don't wanna know why he decided to go out like a sucker on this one. No, wait-- actually, I do!
I HATED this song when it first came out. I understand that this song is about heartbreak, but you don't want to know if you're being worked over by some ho-bag? That is a b*tch move, Mario! You mean to tell me that if and when the morning comes when you wake up and find that your pee is so strong is can bore holes through steel and that your pelvic area looks like you've been attacked by the claws of a wild bear, you're just gonna ignore that sh*t and say, "Babe, I'm runnin' to Duane Reade for some ointment real quick" just so she can say, "Pick up the extra-strength kind for me, too?"
GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!
But this video, it's just pathetic. Dude went and got Polaroids of his ex and her next hanging out. Okay, so he's a stalker-- who hasn't stalked an ex before? (Admit it, y'all ain't hard as y'all try to come across... you know you've taken a drive down your former shorty's block with the headlights off!)
But never do we lie in a tub FULLY CLOTHED with scattered photos! I don't know how much the sweater cost or who designed it, but yo, this chick wasn't worth ruining it for. I'm pretty sure the other dude bagged your girl for much less... say, a two-piece with a biscuit? So Krispy!!
I don't even want to talk about him watching home movies of this skank while he chokes back tears. GROW A D*CK, Mario! This chick cheated on you! Instead of crying over the way you were, you should be gather up those sick photos, her stupid @$$ cowboy hat, and all the other stuff she owns and light them on fire in the backyard! Exhale, shoop, shoop, LET IT BURN!!
However, if you planned on using this video as evidence to be able to sue the b*tch for $1 Million in damages due to delusional emotional distress, then forget all that sh*t I just said.
*If you have an idea for a video for Bad Boy Videos That Suck, leave them in your comment below, thanks.*
Comments
ohhhhhh the horror!!!
first is breezy f. baby
Damn, good work Breez, you startin' to get it now
you see Breezy, now this is what i'm talking about. The New Edition diss was uncalled for, but this song had a classic beat and was just horrible lol. Mad props to you my love. I just couldn't relate to the song, he sounded like such a bitch and Puffy sounded like a stalker in his verse. you see, it's not hating when you are speaking the truth.
I disagree.... When your judging songs, you have to look at them for what they are. This is a chick song. and for what it does (get chicks all warm inside) it does it well. I dont like Justin Timberlake or his image, but for what he does, he does it well( sexyback is a catchy song).
In reality your the hater, because you cant apreciate anything that isnt hard rap orientated.
Classic beat. Good Hook. Anyone agree?
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i dont have words for how sucky you suck. i thought we ran your ass off.
Breezy, I've been kinda concerned with the way this column is going, but the past few posts have made me smile. Not laugh out loud, but you're gettin there. Keep it up.
Hey why don't you do Danity Kane's "Showstoppers"? I have to admit, I actually like that video but, I don't know man. It's just a little awkward watching the video for me. Those girls are talented but they can't sing that good and they're look is all OVER MICROWAVED!!! And honestly they too different to be in the same group. It's like mixing 5 different brands of cereal; sure that shit sounds like a really good idea........
but are you seriously gonna eat that?
Even better:
Why don't you critque
Mariah Carey's "Honey"
nuff said
talk about hateration
how bout loon's "down 4 me" (aka "i need a girl" pt 27). that's all i gotta say
Every Bad Boy video that didn't have Biggie was garbage, honestly...
YUNG JOC "COEFEE SHOP"
THAT VIDEO IS GARB
i dont have words for how sucky you suck. i thought we ran your ass off.
Posted by: Oh you suck at June 23, 2007 1:54 PM
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Brilliantly said. Now go back to Kindergarten and graduate this time.
LOL, your funny. Fuck you! lol. naw for real though i dont have to speak well in this blog because the writer cant write. so i do what i want fuck nigga.
I say do P.E. 2000 by Diddy for Bad Boy videos that suck!
BRING BACK MEXICO U HALF A HOMO ASS CORNY NIGGA. RON'S POST ON HIS WORST DAY IS LEAGUES ABOVE THIS BULLSHIT NIGGA. YOU BRINGING DOWN SOHH HITS WITH THIS BULLSHIT.
Ya silly ass mofo's just mad cause ya keep sayin puff is done puff is done and hatin and hatin, but he keep doing his thing better then anyone in the game. Don't hate cause bad boy got more money then you can count. Respect bitch
Fuck all you haters now I dare one you bitches to catch me in the street Ima beat the breeks off yo azs
Please roast the "Badboy for Life" video.
aye first of all THIS SHIT IS GARBAGE... everybody in this game to eat no matter what the situation is, so u should support it if u took time to read it..and to OH U SUCK...U SUCK for hatin on sumbody 2, if u can do better then u should do the blogs yourself homeboy...my girl breezy doin her thang and im behind her 100 percent
Nigga kindergarteners write better then this broad. This is a travesty. I would rather read blogs about her posted by Hotfire, Fortune, Lowedwn, and some other cats who write circles around her... I know your probably one of her little boyfriends that have to listen to her bitch and moan at home about how no one at work likes her but don’t come on this site trying to run shit. You don’t move me with your e-thug ass. So fuck boy you can be behind breezy all you won’t. But that don’t make her writing any better. Tell her stop writing like you writing notes in high school and starting writing like you’re actually getting paid to write.
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