June 2007 Archives

** It's supposed to be BAD BOY VIDEOS THAT SUCK FRIDAY, and I DID have a video blog set to air for today. HOWEVER, I realized that this video was brand-new and thought it best to post it first. Don't worry, the Diddy hate will return.**

What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
This video's jumping visuals DEFINITELY didn't kill my vision, but didn't make it stronger, either.
(It's a corny joke, but WATCH BELOW and you'll get it)

Yeah, I dug DEEP in the crates for this one. I was actually searching for a clip worthy for BAD BOY VIDEOS THAT SUCK... but let's keep it 100... this isn't it. This actually made my day.

Before Lil' Kim started looking like the lost Jackson sister...

Before Da Brat became the VH1 poster child for overweight, irrelevant entertainers...

Before Foxy started going head to head with Naomi Campbell for the "Most Hated Bitch" title courtesy of the NYPD AND got her ass beat BY a trio...

She, and the aforementioned ladies, formed the HOTTEST trio.

Do y'all think when Remy-Ma, Jacki-O and Shawnna form that supergroup, will EVER drop something as hot as this was?

I hadn't found a video that I thought was worthy of Midweek Madness, which is why I hadn't done one. Until now.

I'm saying, was it Teacher Cut Day at this school or something?

This is why we pay taxes, ladies and gentlemen.

Our money provides high school audio/visual clubs with the proper equipment so that bored teens can rampantly @$$-ault their classmates, one white girl at a time.

These are our future leaders of tomorrow!!!! (Are you scared?)

*Yesterday's episode of Charm School was a repeat and the "Pamela Anderson on crack" got expelled. This is why I'm not re-capping that episode, however, I WILL be re-capping the finale. Thank you.*

But, for now...

It's MONDAY MORNING, BYTCHES! Let's start off the day with a hot, fresh, steaming cup of bullsh*t.

I've been inspired by Making The Band 4 in a twisted kind of way.
Every week or so, I'm going to post a video courtesy of Bad Boy that basically just reeks of funky ass Diddy-ness.

On today's chopping block:

I don't wanna know why he decided to go out like a sucker on this one. No, wait-- actually, I do!

Since Mike Bivins is featured on Making The BOYSSSSSS (lisp intended), I figured, why not show a video from his own boy-b*tch days, when he was just a hanger-on?
However, before I start slicing and dicing, I'd just like to point out that I actually DO like this song. Well, I did, before Monday night. How can you not make a "Slow Burn"-type cd WITHOUT adding this track?!

I know that every city's newspaper has a page dedicated to weather, but NEVER have I seen RAIN make front page news. Is that common in Boston? Then again, this was 1989. Maybe the headline and it's sub-head should've read:

Bobby Brown Quits Group, Embarks On 18- Year Crack Binge! How Will New Edition Handle This Rainstorm?

Yes, Ush. You and R.Kelly been f*cking the same chick. Experiencing any painful cramps or blood in your p*ss? One of y'all better get tested for a UTI or something.

Is this supposed to be Beyonce & Shakira's "Beautiful Liar"-- the male version? Because that's the impression I got! What about y'all?

Dream. B5. Total. 112. Da Band. Danity Kane. New Edition. Diddy couldn't breathe life into any of these groups, so he's back at the MTV drawing board. Brace yourselves.

Aight, SOHH Heads, I just finished checking out the first episode of this season's Making The Band 4. Now, the first thing I wondered before even watching this show is why the hell Diddy was still doing this sh*tty show. IT DOESN'T WORK! DO YOU WANT TO SPEND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS PRODUCING A SHOW FOR A MEDIOCRE-AT-BEST GROUP? (Don't front: Who REALLY thinks Danity Kane is coming out with a second album?)

You know why I have so much hate for this show to start with? DIDDY'S JUDGEMENT IS SH*TTY. HE WOULDN'T KNOW REAL TALENT IF IT GAVE HIM A BLOW JOB (maybe that's why Cheri Dennis is on the label? I digress!) Aight, I'ma let y'all know something: Remember Yahaira V. from MTB3, the first season? I went to college with her and we were pretty decent associates. On top of which, this girl can sing! She may not be the best dancer, but she DEFINITELY should have been apart of the group. But yet, they chose that bland-as-white-bread (literally) Shannon to be in the group. That's aight, cause my girl's doing her thing in Miami now!!

But back to this episode...the good, the bad, the boom-kat-kat.

I know you guys like to try and get on me because I'm not a natural comedian/comedienne like R.M., but I do what I do. Sorry, but I can't be anyone's doppelganger, I can only be me.

However, after watching this video I couldn't even dig deep to even try to muster up anything for this mess. Yep, I finally saw this video, and... well, what would YOU say?

I mean, is it not worth even TRYING AT ALL to make a good video these days?

The latest hip-hop/r&b duet... that's actually not ALL that.

::Sigh:: How do I begin discussing this video? I guess by stating the obvious: It's boring and redudant. The "Ooh,ooh, we in the club and we draaaankin' and we wanna get it popin' witchu' shawty" is getting REALLY OLD-- fast. I mean, once again I was expecting R.Kelly and T.I. to pop up out of nowhere to make a cameo. Who's responsible for T-Pain's video treatments, anyway?!

Since separating, Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle have been doing well for themselves. Michelle's been trying to get it popping on the gospel side of the music industry, and personally I think her voice is more suited for that realm rather than mainstream R&B.

We all know that Beyonce is giving Pope John Paul II a run for his money. With everything this girl has been up on, in, around, and through, she's pretty much one miracle away from being declared a saint (a naughty saint, nevertheless.)

But mostly I'm happy that my girl Kelly Rowland seems like she's FINALLY coming out with some hot material. She's not on Bee's level YET, but she's back with a new confidence that she previously never let shine though. Y'all didn't know she could bump like this.

But since this is Throwback Thursday, let's throw it back to an old joke. Remember when, DC3 was THE GROUP TO HATE ON?!

Yo, this is going to be a short one, because obviously after watching this video, it's self-explanatory...

Sorry, Nick. Your fake @$$ publicity-stunt engagement to Selita doesn't fool us. We know the real!

I was randomly searching online and I found this. Brokback Mountain Part 2 Starring Nick Cannon and Usher: Break Ya Back, B*tch!!

I didn't get a chance to say this yesterday, but I'm going to start this blog with a shout out to Stack Bundles... gone too soon... RIP man. Damn shame...

Let me ask y'all a question: How many of you drink Vitamin Water? I never tried it, but I don't see the point. But, if ya ain't heard by now, 50's the new spokesperson for the Coca-Cola owned brand. AND, as a result, at any given time while watching t.v., this sh*t can pop up on our screen:

Bottoms up? THINK AGAIN, YO!!

The re-cap of Charm School for this week will be posted tomorrow (I was too overwhelmed by the series finale of The Sopranos... WTF kinda ending was that?! But anyway...)

WHO is this f*cker Kia Shine and WTF is he allowed to infiltrate the game with this wack @$$ single, "So Krispy"?

And y'all had THE NERVE to get upset with me for showing love to "Pimp Juice."

Hey wassup! SOHH Breezy's back with another video for y'all. Check this one out:

You saw it right. The aisle is PURPLE.

At the top of the video, Andre and his groomsmen are preparing for Andre's nuptials. Now I respect this dude a lot, but his choice in women? Not so much. Turnin' out the fake dredgal Erykah Badu back in the day was one thing. But damn, since this dude's rumored to be dating ugly @$$ Buckwheat Buckeey from Charm School, let's hope she doesn't make a cameo. Lawdamercy if she does.

Now, when his choice in his tux wear is question, this is what he had to say:

Andre 3000: "I got Scottish in my family!"

You think THAT explains your wardrobe choices? LOL leave the kilts and pashminas ALONE Dre!

Wassup y'all! I'm SOHH Breezy from the NYC. Born and raised in BK and came of age in the 212, ya heard?! I'm filling in for Ron Mexico. So read on, because I'm always gonna keep it real with you guys about the ongoings in this crazy hip-hop industry. Keeping in fashion with Throwback Thursdays, I thought I should throw up one of my favorite rap cuts up here. I know y'all might be like, WTF?! But trust me, I got a reason!!

I know y'all thinking, NELLY?! But don't sleep!