TOTALLY DUUUUUUDE!
I don't give enough of a f**k about these bum ass niggas to investigate where they are from or anything like that. I think it's safe to assume they're from the south though, right? Wherever they're from, their single "Party Like A Whiteboy" -- oops. I mean... "Party Like A Rockstar" [watch above] is pretty sh*tty, but their video definitely has some points of interest.
See. I'm really not a bad nigga.
Fuck it. Bobby Valentino's "Special Occasion" is out and ain't gonna sell but 17 copies, so we'll give him the throwback this week. His old group Mista had a shot to pour these "Blackberry Molasses" into Lil' Kim's asses.
--All of them.
Why you gotta be anonymous?
Hmmm... Maybe she doesn't wanna give you the digits, Bobby. Have you thought of that? In an attempt to be sweet, contemporary R&B has brought us yet another stalker anthem. With a little help from Timbaland, Mista Valentino will find out your name, Social Security, home address, work number and mama'nem house totally without your consent in "Anonymous." [watch above]
I know you ain't think that blindfold was gonna stop him, girl. That's just how you end up in the shelter.
Never knew they did this for the kids!
All these hoes, I got to like one.
(I don't care whose TV this bootleg came from!)
This week on "Charm School," our hoe-roines finally face a challenge of wits as opposed to a display of tits. For many of the contestants, the visit to Cal. State-Fullerton was the first time their $54.11s had touched university tiling. After briefly learning the rudimentary principles of debate, the girls must spit their game and talk their shit in a formal collegiate debate setting.
Oh boy.
As last weekend’s "Run’s House" installment came in a hard-to-handle flurry, I will try to return the favor. Today we’ll discuss the highlights of all four episodes that aired this past Sunday afternoon.
What you know about dem Texas boys?
Throwin it back to the days of "Super Tight" with one of my favorite rap groups EVAR. An evidently younger Bun B and Pimp C show you nun-snarters, nun-sippers and simple-ass, lame-ass, ho-ass, cake-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass niggas a little somethin' about finer living.
It's Dom Perignon. "It's Supposed To Bubble!" [watch above]
Shauna Paul... Preddy Rickee... What's next?!
I ask myself the same damn question.
You would think the feature would be from the scruffy, strung-out-looking Sean Paul from Atlanta. Nope. Mr. Deport Dem is playing in the sandbox now. While the strange combination works pretty well on record, this video for "Push It, Baby!" [watch above] is hysterical from beginning to end.
Keep fuckin around, SP. The gub'ment is gonna take your papers next.
How the hell was Akon supposed to know she was 14?
