Sigh. High school can be so damn rough.
Watch Lil Mama navigate the mean corridors of Brooklyn High with the worlds most dangerous weapon.
Any guesses as to what that may be?
Ha! No, not an educated mind, silly! L'oreal "Lip Gloss!" [watch above]
The forgotten Knowles sister has lost her confidence. Tong Po don't send her no money. Solange don't answer her Boost Mobile. The kids at school are picking on her. Whatever to do?
Mama pteradon briefly advises Sauron, jr. on how to survive the day.
Lil Mama: Mom, what should I do?Big Mama: Baby, take this Kimora Lee Simmons lip gloss! I guarantee you'll land you a varsity basketball player or an aspiring rapper or somethin.
LM: That's what I'm talkin about! I'm trynna get this 10th grade shit poppin'!
KLS sponsored this project, huh? Now you KNOW Kimora be on that shit.
Apparently, Kimora's gloss does everything I expected it would. These kids is noodle-soupin, shuffling, throwin the jazz hands and all that. They got the full JC Penney choreography spectrum! Knowing Kimora, that lip gloss ain't nothing but a Michael Vick-Mexico secret compartment for some mind-altering substance.
Damn, the double dutch girls is stackin off the ceiling. 14-year old boys gliding through the air, pulling Nate Robinsons. I've figured it out. This is steroid lip-gloss! Some real Barry Bonds shit.
When properly used, it can definitely take your cooning game to the next level.
You see what she got called into the Principal's office for?! Not for no failed test. She ain't gettin a note home for unbecoming conduct. Smut-ass principal wanna know where she got the KLS 'roid gloss from. That’s why we can’t get nowhere as a people, my niggas! Principal passin mawfuggas in exchange for lip gloss and bootlegs. Principal need to ask where to get the Dark & Lovely from. That’s a nappy-headed ho.
Sorry... I shouldn't have said something so insensitve, especially in the wake of the Imus conmmentary. I retract the above statement. She need the High Yellow & Lovely.
Lil Mama: What's the name of this flavor again?Big Mama: This that "Magic Brain," baby. Don't act like you didn't know what you was gettin yo'self into.
LM: I-I know, Big Mama. I did good today! That lip gloss got me noticed all day. 9th period, I got to do this thing called "the J train" with these older boys who came over. Don’t worry, mom. They were cool boys!
BM: You sure they was ballers like I told you and not just old-ass niggas about to get kicked out because the school won't keep you past 20?
LM: (*looks up sheepishly*) No.
I know she's light-skinned, and because of it, significantly cuter than Biggie's rugged ass children, but she might be one of the lost Wallace children. It all adds up. She's rapping. She's from Bed-Stuy, and Sauron, sr. keeps telling these stories of how she fucked Biggie back in the day.
She spits hard, which I like (as exhibited above and in the hand-clap segment of the "Lip Gloss" video). She need to can all that crack talk, but lil' homegirl could end up aight. All jokes aside, she may have a future if she's writing her own shit.
Probably not on both counts though.
Comments
Big Mama: Baby, take this Kimora Lee Simmons lip gloss! I guarantee you'll land you a varsity basketball player or an aspiring rapper or somethin.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
had me rollin. i was wondering when u were going to Mexico this video. stupid-ass shit.
Here is the real Lip Gloss Song. I had this months before her. http://www.myspace.com/sheebany
Although we are rapping about 2 different kinds of Lip Gloss, mine is more of a Metaphor, but at the same time, we are both from Brooklyn, NY .. kinda strange she would come out to the same title I have.
What does significantly cuter because she is light skin mean RONNIE????
okay song if I was in the 6th grade I would like this kid stuff cool video reminds me of janet bacjk in 86 or joyce fendrella, sweet tee, jj fad, and l trimm.
WHACKNESS.
Lil Mama: What's the name of this flavor again?
Big Mama: This that "Magic Brain," baby. Don't act like you didn't know what you was gettin yo'self into.
LM: I-I know, Big Mama. I did good today! That lip gloss got me noticed all day. 9th period, I got to do this thing called "the J train" with these older boys who came over. Don’t worry, mom. They were cool boys!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMAO...u a fool...
Damn, when is Charm School startin..lol
AND THEY SAY DON IMUS SET US BACK WHERE IS AL AND JESSE FOR THIS SELF DEGRADING SHIT YEAH ITS DONE OUT OF FUN BUT SO IS HUNTING RABBITS NOW ASK A RABBIT DO THEY THINK ITS FUN
www.myspace.com/toofoul4yall
These kids is noodle-soupin, shuffling, throwin the jazz hands and all that.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wow. I thought that same shit when i was watching this poor excuse of a video. I just got out of high school last june, and we didnt do any of this mess. we may procrastinate and pussyfoot around, but there was no shuffling or jiving over no damn lip gloss. All I can say is my people, my people,free schools and dumb negroes
bull shit, album comes out it going to sell p nuts
Adolescent rapers from the "Golden Age" rapped about dumb shit and everybody enjoyed it. Nowadays people can't just have fun listening to music...
And this record ain't no goddamn Chicken Noodle Soup or shit like this! It's example of good ol' track that has a stupid topic, but at the same time it's enjoyable. Like Fu-Schnickens, Das-EFX or Special Ed.
all this lip gloss shit will do is encourage young girls to be hoes. then you wonder why kids go to school and tear the shit up. rappers are always shown misbehaving in classrooms then you wonder why motherfuckas cant sit still. they are programmed that in order to be cool should go to school and fuck up.
Adolescent rapers from the "Golden Age" rapped about dumb shit and everybody enjoyed it. Nowadays people can't just have fun listening to music...
And this record ain't no goddamn Chicken Noodle Soup or shit like this! It's example of good ol' track that has a stupid topic, but at the same time it's enjoyable. Like Fu-Schnickens, Das-EFX or Special Ed.
Posted by: Hakoon at April 13, 2007 2:27 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THAN THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!
Salt N Pepa anyone, Supersonic anyone?!
We Like the Cars that go Vroom, ANYONE?!!
PEOPLE PINE AWAY FOR THE "GOOD OL' DAYS" WHEN RAP WAS FUN, AND IT STARTS GETTING BACK TO THAT AND YOU STILL AIN'T HAPPY...
CHILDREN!
Ron i just wanted to say i love you for this:
You see what she got called into the Principal's office for?! Not for no failed test. She ain't gettin a note home for unbecoming conduct. Smut-ass principal wanna know where she got the KLS 'roid gloss from. That’s why we can’t get nowhere as a people, my niggas! Principal passin mawfuggas in exchange for lip gloss and bootlegs. Principal need to ask where to get the Dark & Lovely from. That’s a nappy-headed ho.
Sorry... I shouldn't have said something so insensitve, especially in the wake of the Imus conmmentary. I retract the above statement. She need the High Yellow & Lovely.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the song is corny but I just turned 23. I think the song is for the highschool kids.
And Old School Lyricist is right. Roxanne was one of those kid artists who rapped about stupid shit too.
Wow I guess history does repeat itself.
^^^whatever, flawed reasoning.
Simply put, this is no good for our troubled young girls right now. I'm not hating on the young sista because she has a hit. More power to her, but I'm just considering the youth and this shit moves them nowhere, but further behind along with all of the other trash on the radio. I'm sorry young queen, but we have to demand more from our artists. Y'all can bash me all day, but we must do better in these troubling times. Have fun, but bring more.
My point is responding to Old School Lyricist.
^^^whatever, flawed reasoning.
Simply put, this is no good for our troubled young girls right now. I'm not hating on the young sista because she has a hit. More power to her, but I'm just considering the youth and this shit moves them nowhere, but further behind along with all of the other trash on the radio. I'm sorry young queen, but we have to demand more from our artists. Y'all can bash me all day, but we must do better in these troubling times. Have fun, but bring more.
Posted by: RebelMixtapes.com - Myspace.com/rebelmixtapes at April 13, 2007 3:54 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It's music...where is it SUPPOSED to move them?
If you are suggesting some form of self censorship where we purposefully bite our tongue and watch what we say because of how it might or might not affect our young people, then I'm going to have to raise the bullshit flag. Because there has NEVER been a culture on this planet earth that has allowed itself to culturally degrade because of the fear its art would negatively affect its young people.
Scratch that.
Puritanical New England, yeah...and we saw what happened to them. When's the last time you saw a Puritan walking around this country...and they started it.
The issue isn't that the music exists, it's that there isn't a variety supplied by media outlets like Radio 1, MTV and BET. If there were more of a variety than it wouldn't matter that gangsta rap, sex rap, or crack rap exists. But when the big corporations took over and once independent companies like Def Jam and Rocafella became mainstream, then the rules changed.
They took control over our music and we are JUST NOW getting control back.
In the meantime, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with the children making non-offensive, non sexual fun rap. NOTHING. Unless you expect a 16-year-old to start pounding her chest, screaming FIGHT THE POWER. Children aren't allowed to be children anymore. They become grown so fast due to the streets, pregnancy, fatherless homes.
Just let them be children.
If that means making a silly song about lip gloss to a hard core east coast beat, then so be it.
That's all hip hop was meant to be anyway. Fun.
No wonder kids aren't learning shit in school....because of bullshit songs like this.....urban kids need to stop thinking HS is a fashion show and get some knowledge into their heads....the younger this generation gets, the worse off it gets....
"FUN RAP," I'm sure you can rationalize this song all day. But the bottom line is, WE MUST expect better form our youth. If not us, who?
The only censorship I advocate is people who see the bullshit and voice their opinion. As I said, more power to the young queen, but if you really think the "Lip Gloss" song is in anyway helping our situation you are just wrong.
FUCK RATIONALIZING THE BULLSHIT. BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR TOO LONG, IN THE NAME OF SURVIVAL. IT'S 2007. I AND OTHERS DEMAND MORE FROM OUR YOUTH.
"Unless you expect a 16-year-old to start pounding her chest, screaming FIGHT THE POWER." -- You even asking that question reflects how blind most of us are to the reality!!!!!!!!
Sorry... I shouldn't have said something so insensitve, especially in the wake of the Imus conmmentary. I retract the above statement. She need the High Yellow & Lovely.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I know she's light-skinned, and because of it, significantly cuter than Biggie's rugged ass children
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I don't care if you're joking or not, and don't try to excuse this for being a hip hop blog, and this type of thing is accepted.
Is that YOU selling the "Nappy Head Ho" tee shirts on Foogle.com now???
Our ppl are forever lost souls....
The song is ass. It seen like everybody don't see waz going on. We got female artist with pure skills and getting no backing. I'm a big fan of that girl I found on myspace name Mooka Jerz she is hot. Every time I visit her page I hear some new shit that's fire. I can't understand why she isn't on a major. To me the songs I heard from her is better then all that shit I hear on the radio. Thank God for myspace because the radio is on some bullshit.
I have to say that's a good call about Mooka Jerz. When I heard that song Dirty Game and video I went crazy. That girl is nice. I found her on myspace too. On some all females page. I never knew It was that many female rappers. She do stand out with know problem. By the way the lip gloss song is OK.It matter on my mood. If I feel like being silly I'll play that. LOL The song is maid only for girls
Damn. This was an easy target. You should be ashamed of yourself, Ron.
Except not really.
She's up there with Big and Pac and that's real!!!!!!!
Dat wuz the worst shit i ever heard. i need a q-tip to get the 6lood out my ears after that shit
*****GIVE IMUS HIS JOB BACK************
Imus is only saying what BLACK MEN have been saying for years.
Black people especially BLACK MEN cannot get upset at IMUS for saying what he said.
The only people that have the right to say anything regarding the issue is the RUTGERS WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM
All rappers who claim it's different when a white person say it as opposed to when a rapper says it is sheer BULLS***
Rap music is filled with self-hatred, hatred towards black women, hatred towards women and hatred towards the community.
Black people make me sick when they get upset with anyone who is not black using the word NIGGER
I wish all non-blacks would start calling black people NIGGERS so they would see just how hypocritical and idiotic they sound
Shame on anyone who supports HIP-HOP and than gets upset when IMUS says "Nappy Headed Hoes" he probably got that same line from a rap song
In the meantime, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with the children making non-offensive, non sexual fun rap. NOTHING. Unless you expect a 16-year-old to start pounding her chest, screaming FIGHT THE POWER. Children aren't allowed to be children anymore. They become grown so fast due to the streets, pregnancy, fatherless homes.
Just let them be children.
If that means making a silly song about lip gloss to a hard core east coast beat, then so be it.
That's all hip hop was meant to be anyway. Fun.
^^^^THANKYOU!
People get so uptight over songs like chicken noodle soup and lip gloss, when rappers are talking about Shake your money maker, and bitches and hoes.
What do you want a 16 year old girl to rap about in a song, you want her to be like khia rapping about "my neck, my back, my pus, my crack"; cot damn. Music is an art form and a form of expression. It can be serious and tackle issues within the community and it can be fun as well.
How is lil mama rapping about lip gloss, setting the black youth back??? Is lil mama raising every black youth within America or is it the parents. I am a 17 year old girl and lil mama is not setting me back by her rapping about lip gloss, Why? because I still have my priorities in tact and I have sense to use my brain and distinguish between what is entertainment and what is real. So this lil gloss song has no influence or impact on the decisions I am gonna make.
If there is anything that is setting the black race back it is Ron Mexico. Now I understand your trying to be funny, because that is like your job as a blogger, but stop the madness; continuing to promote the use of racial slurs and offensive language and such. You would think that after the Imus fiasco people would change their own mentaltity or at least try to use more appropriate and less offensive vernacular, but of course people have to clown themselves and dumb themselves down.
I don't even really know if i should accept what I just read as sattire or humor. SMH @ Ron Mexico's ignorant ass.
man forget all dat setting blak ppl bak mess its jus a song its artistic expression.. and she a kid ..so wut if its about lip gloss...america is too sensitive nowadays.......NEWAYZ SHE STRATE KILLED DAT VERSE WHEN THEY DROPPED DA BEAT OUT ... BEST FLOW IVE HEARD N AWHILE
All of you under aged uneducated Negroes need to go to School and learn.
Obviously we can tell that a lot of you have limited education
Limited Education = Ghetto Future
I think its cute for the kids! And she can actually rhyme, dance & sing. I mean, she's a kid....what do you want her to rap about! They are only having fun. I can see if Lil Kim, Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill was rapping it! Get over yourselves people and stay in an adults place!
yall all need to stop haten on her, don't be mad yall at her, for doing her thing yall some dam haters man yall the ones whack she is doing her thing man she is real nice on words man she just might me the next thing yall need to go whack and i don't mean well you know jack ass damm yall some haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lil mama keep doing your thing mama.
STRATE KILLED DAT VERSE WHEN THEY DROPPED DA BEAT OUT ... BEST FLOW IVE HEARD N AWHILE
wtf? Garbage please stop making garbage. I will make a song about submarine sandwichs to make some money. See what happened to hip hop cause the south thanks guys. This just in Nas was right hip hop is dead.
OK I GOT A QUESTION THAT I WANT ALL THE SO CALLD TRU "HIP-HOP"(NEW YORK NIGGAS LOL) HEADS TO ANSWER......everytime someone goes against the grain and comes out wit sumtin different or sumtin that may relate to them or b relevant to them maybe otha ppl to y do yall "tru hip hop niggas" say all that shit is garbage nething new dat comes out dat da north aint make i garbage.......
WHAT DO YALL WANT TO HEAR? be specific
WHAT DO YALL WANT RAPPERS TO RAP ABOUT?
OK I GOT A QUESTION THAT I WANT ALL THE SO CALLD TRU "HIP-HOP"(NEW YORK NIGGAS LOL) HEADS TO ANSWER......everytime someone goes against the grain and comes out wit sumtin different or sumtin that may relate to them or b relevant to them maybe otha ppl to y do yall "tru hip hop niggas" say all that shit is garbage nething new dat comes out dat da north aint make i garbage.......
WHAT DO YALL WANT TO HEAR? be specific
WHAT DO YALL WANT RAPPERS TO RAP ABOUT?
lil mama shits all over eazy E's daughter
Well lets see the north hip hoppers make real music south is just gimmicks the rich white kids gobble up. Lets see Throw some d's on it, walk it out, two step, laffy taffy, tatted up, tuck your chain in etc.... must i go on please its wack. Stop it call it something else it is not hip hop you are destroying it and you making blacks look bad. Minstrel show music making tap dancing bastards
the lip gloss aint saying shit on her ...shes just makin shit up just to dance off it...aint nuthin poppin on this video ..not even the lip gloss!
terrible, but she can dance a lil bit though
"I know she's light-skinned, and because of it, significantly cuter than Biggie's rugged ass children, but she might be one of the lost Wallace children. It all adds up. She's rapping. She's from Bed-Stuy, and Sauron, sr. keeps telling these stories of how she fucked Biggie back in the day" ...............
This just adds on to the stupid sh@t coming out of ignorant ass people like you and that Imus cats mouth that dont think before they speak; in your case write, type, or whateva you do. You should be a f'n shamed of yourself to post this shit. You should go play on the BQE during heavy traffic; or better yet just hang yourself!
I feel the young lady has the skills.This is just a wack song though,but she's a great rapper.She sounded really fresh and better than half the game right now. She spits that fire now at a young age, baby girl will only get hotter. Her future is bright.HATERZ STOP HATIN'
lil mama sexy as fuck and she can spit, oh yea wit a name like "kenneth ackerman" u must be white lol fuck imus wateva his name iz, see in the rap game tha term "ho's" iz talkin bout bitches dat want u for ur money and dats fuckin everybody (any race not jus black) so if u think imus should get his job back u smokin dick and snortin cum IM OUT BITCHES GET @ ME IF U READ DIS
Wow. This turned into a heated racial debate.
*Sigh*
i pay this song no mind, for one i aint hear of this shit until i clicked play above. yeah i know about the interviews and shit she been doin lately, but i don't listen to too much radio because its oversaturated with shit like this. In her defense she's a teenage girl, i'd rather hear her speak of shit like this as opposed to suckin classmates off, and stashin burners and bottles for her neighborhood "d-boy".
This shit just like the Chicken Noodle Soup shit has it's place in rap world. Alot of peeps wanna bomb on the song, but i can't cause it aint meant for me. Ron Mex aside for jus doing his job (no T.I.), but what kinda faggot ass niggaz wanna really sit at home and digest this track. I still don't know or care what she talkin bout, i aint no pedo so i don't get R.Kelly Alerts when acknowledging the factors of her being a teenage chick and lip-gloss registered to my retina and i damn sure ain't no metrosexual who has a stock of tight jeans and chap-stick in da wardrobe stash either.
Free Dice and Junkyard Jethro
www.myspace.com/locopencannectionz
More wackness from out of New York. Don't get me wrong I ain't hating New York artists there are plenty that I like but songs like this and that Chicken Noodle Soup bullshit is why New York ain't poppin like it was. They tryin to get dance movements moving like snap was but it just ain't poppin off.
hey lil mama that video is poppin
LM: I-I know, Big Mama. I did good today! That lip gloss got me noticed all day. 9th period, I got to do this thing called "the J train" with these older boys who came over. Don’t worry, mom. They were cool boys!
BM: You sure they was ballers like I told you and not just old-ass niggas about to get kicked out because the school won't keep you past 20?
LM: (*looks up sheepishly*) No.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMAO!!!! Ron Mexico is a fool!
Here's what kill me:
Why is that NY clowns on the South for songs like Laffy Taffy, Lean wit it, rock it, but then they come out with bullsh#T like Lip Gloss, and Chicken Noodle Soup? I want someone to explain that Bullsh#t.
I rep the South All Day.
Those songs were made by teenage girls are you serious? You southern cats are wack as hell.
That song is crack. I like to see a chick with some moist lips. I know the rest of u haters probably like chicks with dry a$$ chapped lips.
"That’s a nappy-headed ho."
uh oh - don't get suspended!
YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT!!! why are you making us wait... GIVE IT TO US RON!!! WE NEED IT!
Yea Ron stop bullshitting and post the Reunion I been fiending for that shit all morning it would be the perfect ending to the leather muppet chronicles
gurlllllll i llllllooooooovveeeeeee this lip gloss video it is hot and of the chain i got it on my myspace profile
Good posts. I agree that High School isn't a fashion show. You go there to get an education and use your time wisely.
Most people drop out, or don't plan their future because they're too busy working(pay off that lousy car that keeps breaking down, etc)
In life you have to make choices. You can choose to have your payday here and now and take any old crap job with no valuable and reputable work experience and forget about reading all those silly stupid books(Tolsty, Shakespere), and wasting your time with those stupid math problems. After all, these won't give you any money here and now. You can buy Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup with a paycheck, but you can't buy that can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup with a good report card/letter of recommendation right?
Or, you can wait for the payday, put the payday off for another 5, 6, years or however long it takes, and in the meantime, concentrate on those books that seem silly now, but will help you later, get your letters of recommendation, put your high school years to good use, go to college, and when the payday finally comes, it will be alot more money than that dead end high school job, and you can eat healthier than that lousy can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup.
the song of lip gloss is poppin
SHE CAN STOP TRYIN TO TAKE BEYONCE WORDS BEFORE BEYONCE BEAT HER BUTTA
The acting in this was HORRIBLE!!! Like I'm still cringing.
All you have on in the end is lip gloss and a pink hoody. Nothing changed. You know why dukes told you it was all in you from the beginning? Cause your hella light with long hair/weave. Put some mean lip gloss on to make it look like you got some DSLs then of course you'll be popular
Well for one Lil Mama look like a Lil Man. So in her case the lip gloss did her some good. She can rap, the freestyle was hot, but this shit is wack it's garbage. And then Ny-ers so quick to dis the South with they wack ass "Hip Hop is Dead" shit, and they let her produce crap like this and they actually stand behind it. At first I thought they hated the Durrty, but know I see, they wants to be the Durrty. Atleast when the South make a meaningless song it's hot, and it starts a movement.
Note to Lil Man, oops I mean Lil Mama trick yo "Lip Gloss" ain't poppin, the South is.
Hey girl you are the shit. I really like your video lip gloss aand tell me where you get yours from cause its poppin!!!!
This is hot for a teen girl. I remember when Foxy Brown was 16 and rapping about "sexying rawg dawg w/o protection" so I certainly think this is age appropriate.
yo gurrl da new shit is hot (LipGloss) im really feelin it i think we got some what in common cuz ya ass can dance n let dem haterz hate cuz das what dey best at aight mami keep doin ya thang n stay blessed 1 luv
u all need to stop f'n hating on her cuz if she wants to damn rap about lipgloss she can yall some real f'n haters dred this is bull shit yall talking bout it seems like some kind of protist shiit bull man i love the song by the way keep doin ur thng girl lov it
lip gloss is always poppin you best to believe
lip gloss is always poppin you best to believe
i like this lip gloss video its poppin
Hey that shit is poppin
Comments written above do not represent the views or opinions of SOHH.com, 4CONTROL Media, Inc. or any of its affiliates. Comments may be deleted at our sole discretion.