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I Love New York: Reunited... And It Feels So Good!

Posted on April 16, 2007 10:30 AM

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I'm still not completely sure as to what exactly I bore witness last night. The "I Love New York" reunion special brought some closure to a season of Klump water that made us all dumber by the second. The parade of bitch niggas mercifully came to a truly marvelous culmination last night.

The revolution will be televised... and hosted by Carmelo Baby Moms.

So, I see we've got the pleasure of La La back on ho detail. I feel it. Who better to provide color commentary on scallywhops of both genders trying to land a shit-list celebrity on television than someone who successfully shook down an A-lister via similar means? Props to Mrs. Melo. Homegirl was readin the fuck out of that prompter like it was Carmelo's contract. She didn't miss a motherfuckin thing. Yurrd me?

Unfortunately, La La was the only professional on hand. The rest of the night played out like a series of horribly-staged and even more horribly enacted skits that VH1 put these sad jungle bunnies up to.

Immediately as the man-whores are introduced, hilarity ensues. Hedgehog-lookin ass Trendz is holdin up his burned CD with the Sharpie cover art. Chance is counting his Stallionaire knot (which is a $20 wrapped around singles for the gullible). As he's flicking through his total net worth on camera, I'm like "ya should be counting that Devil Woman knot, my nigga."

Pop Tarts & Newports are more expensive than ever. I ain't even gonna get into non-Fitti pampers.

I'm really good at gameshows and shit like that. You don't wanna watch Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune with Ronaldinho. With that said, I was all over "Missing Contestant Trivia" AKA "Where Are They Now?" If I had to match Pootie, Rico and Jersey to "issues," crutches and lockdown I think it's safe to assume Pootie's in the crazy house, some loan shark broke Jersey's leg and Rico is locked up for prostitution somewhere.

He is still entirely capable of performing the new classic, The Snail and the Three Pebbles. (Gotta watch "Halfway Home!")

I love how "classy"-ass New York don't even know when she supposed to be sittin in the nice chair. This is the kind of slide you can't take nowhere, do nice shit for... nothing. She's so used to being smutted out, she doesn't know or expect any better. More than anything, Tiff Pollard needs esteem of her motherfuckin self. Until the day she carries herself with some dignity, how can she be taken seriously even in this capacity?

I remember reading in the Bible some shit about not throwing your pearls to pigeons. I wouldn't pour Olde English 800 on her, personally.

I know we done been to the corner and back with the Imus thing, but yo, I've got to ask... Did anyone else notice the rampant frequency of snaggle-toothed hoes in that audience? Every time they cut to the crowd, I couldn't help but think "Damn! That audience is lookin a little Springer-ish, my nigga!" Sadly enough, the audience was kinda split into two groups.

Group 1: Rowdy Negroes who find no greater form of entertainment than this shit

Group 2: People who find no greater form of entertainment than the rowdy Negroes who find no greater form of entertainment than this shit

Speaking of talk show shit gone terribly wrong, Ricky Romance popped up lookin like somebody wiped their ass with Vanilla Ice. Nigga had the Remy Martin skunk stripe! I'm just mad as hell New York got to call him Cruella DeVille before I did. Can't hate too hard, though. Since his departure from the show, dude has obviously moved on to bigger and better things. He's been featured in four issues of "Bottom Bitches" magazine and is in talks to play Lance Bass in a production at his local YMCA.

ManBearPig was really lookin like the Denver Broncos helmet with them bangs! Oh, my damn. I couldn't hear shit but the Monday Night Football music when I looked at her.

She makes me miss Terrell Davis.

I don't think there was anything worse than "The Party Boys." No respectable gay strip club will hire them, so for the right price, "Feathers" rejects 12 Pack and Heat will drink up everything in your liquor cabinet, grind up on your girl and sniff all the Comet under the sink. I don't know who told them that running the gayest tape ever on national television would be a good business look.

I mean... this is the "work" 12 Pack was so geeked about being in position to rake up?

Heat should have left his tired ass family out of this. Yaya ain't got that much time left. She ain't have to sully the family name any worse. Now she gonna die with that Paulie Walnuts bullshit on her conscience? Mom Dukes is definitely a lost Soprano sister.

I remember reading somewhere that Mr. Boston had a twin. Still, I got caught. I'm watching her slob it down like, "Umm... Ain't she supposed to be with somebody?" I told you. Slidepiece!

I love the story about the twin brother scraping up Boston's street groupies. As they told the story of surprising said groupie with 2 Bostons, I was just waiting for one of them to bless us with the Biggie.

"So after we shits on the bitch..."

Of all the women... scratch that... of all the Flavor of Love castaways to choose from, this nigga hooks up with fuckin nasty ass Pumkin?! Oh, he must really just be trying to taste Flavor Flav. I can't explain why anyone would wanna put their naked genitals within a 10-foot radius of that one. I wouldn't even let her cough on my dick. Good work, Boston.

As we rounded down to the main event, the turtle of the hour Tangoed his way over with nothing but ill will in his heart. Eh, this type of environment and programming will do that to you. Knowing damn well Steve won't let Tango fight Chance, Whiteboy and whoever else was annoyed with his sloppy-ass hat-wearing, this nigga makes a scene akin to the last Flavor of Love reunion. I was just waiting for someone to smash La La in the face with a Hurache.

For some reason, I still think Whiteboy would bust his ass. I don't know why. Just a feeling.

So they called this a twist? I think we all expected something to be wrong with the relationship. Like I told you all before, Tiff was gonna have hell to contend with once Tango saw how she and ManBearPig were layin in on his moms. No brother with a spine is gonna sit back and take that shit. I don't care how slimy the stooch was. I don't care if it was menthol-flavored and Popeye's-scented. If you talk about moms like that, you earned yourself an ass-beating.

"You should have swallowed that little ass ring instead of this little ass dick. We through!"

Well... Damn, folks. NY got that ass kicked to the curb yet again! She just three-peated on niggas like Phil, Scottie and Mike... Phil, Shaq and Kobe. If they do a second season of this, I think it should pick up right from NY and La La in the studio parking lot on their way to Outback Steakhouse.

Keep the damn cameras rolling. Fuck it. It can't get any worse.

talkinvideos@sohh.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Lis says...

  • I remember reading in the Bible some shit about not throwing your pearls to pigeons
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I thought it was casting your pearls to swine! LOL

  • April 16, 2007 2:04 PM
  • Yo Mamma says...

  • Damn B! this show was funny as hell dawg. think white boy would whoop donetello's ass! and why he had to come on the show and disrespect that nappy headed ho like that. that was foul my nigga. i think my favorite part though was when Fabo sat there and was like i tried to tell ya. i tried. as tiffany snorted an i hate him i wish monologue. good cooning. i want to know what happens now though.... oh and did yall see charm school...

  • April 16, 2007 2:06 PM
  • Queen Supreme says...

  • "I remember reading in the Bible some shit about not throwing your pearls to pigeons. I wouldn't pour Olde English 800 on her, personally."

    Daaaaammmmnnn. That was below the belt, Mr. Mex! And that menthol and Popeye scented Stooch comment: classic. Did you peep how that bitch got her titties enlarged but didn't get a lift? Eewwwww. Please tell me you gonna hate on Charm School.

  • April 16, 2007 2:19 PM
  • Sherance says...

  • ny is a joke what man want her period tango must have had some sense knocked into him during those 4 months apart it did him good. boy tragedy ny was dumped by a crackhead twice spit on by white trash slut pumkin, tossed around her own show cussed and dissed by chance now this ny reality tv is not for you quit trying to finsd love on tv.

    romance came out looking like ozzy osbourne's long lost bastard child romance is sick I think he fucks puppies is this the best vh1 came with on who wants to date her onyz was gay, 12 paCK AND HEAT are really into each other I used to think white boys had better class to fight over somebody like new york.

    see chance done moved on he did'nt even wanna fight tango I think chance realized ny was'nt shit to begin with.

    real was there looking like rick james reincarnated I keep hearing superfreak in my mind.

    heard hottie's new song it sucks she tries to rap and the verse where she disses flav was tragic hottie needs help.

  • April 16, 2007 2:26 PM
  • Lowedwn says...

  • Fuck, I missed this shit...damn Ron, your review got me wanting to say I got the runs or some shit so I can leave work go home and watch it on the TiVo.

    Ey so what's the word on Charm School people, thumbs up or down.

  • April 16, 2007 2:27 PM
  • mika says...

  • ManBearPig was really lookin like the Denver Broncos helmet with them bangs! Oh, my damn. I couldn't hear shit but the Monday Night Football music when I looked at her...
    **************************
    Dammit man!!! I'm at work, folk looking at me laughing my ass off!!

    Whew I was wore out from laughing at that show. Let's get to it:
    NY and that damn dress.... black bra on with a halter and her...ahem... aerole hanging out. Am I the only one who saw that? MBP had a much better wig on, but she straight up looks like she could have doubled for Ving Rhames in that movie Holiday Heart! Real was looking like Vampire in Brooklyn with Shirley Temple curls, and Chance is as "ignant" as ever, can't even sit his girly behind down in the chair like he had some sense. I Love NY 2? Lord help me, but I hope so!

  • April 16, 2007 2:32 PM
  • mika says...

  • i stayed with vh1 and watched charm school and it was every bit the mess I expected it to be. Monique, Nikki Parker or whoever she is had better get some speech therapy or extra oxygen on set because that constant pausing she does while she's talking is ANNOYING.

  • April 16, 2007 2:38 PM
  • pam hicks says...

  • Lawd I hope this is the end of this mess, but with her sitting there at the end crying on La La shoulders, that was more than likely a prompt for season 2.

  • April 16, 2007 2:38 PM
  • c b w says...

  • This nappy headed hoe (I'm black, I said it and in this chick's case I mean it) is on her way to being the Buffalo Bills of the reality show world.

    I'm glad Little Nicky and her she-male Satanic mother caught a brick. How did this mudbutt moptop think that she could talk about a dude's mom and he just ride out with it. With the way Sista Shim looks, both of those bitches should be humble by biblical proportions.

    Why were the other guys there who didn't even matter. T-Weed, T-Bone, T-Shirt, Tea Leaf, really who gives a fuck?

    I almost gave Tango the pre-requisite "teen movie ending clap" until he said he was willing to be with Tiffany instead of New York. At that point I was waiting to see Computer and Big Triece come in with "Kill Yoself".

  • April 16, 2007 2:40 PM
  • No One says...

  • "....is on her way to being the Buffalo Bills of the reality show world." ---that's as funny as Ron Mexico.

    I grew up in Tampa. No One wears their hat like that. Tango would be clowned everywhere for wearing his hat like that. People in Tampa LOVED to talk about people and their "fashion statements". And there's no such thing as a "Tampa AssWhoopin" as people would rather go to the club and push up on women than try to fight anyone.

  • April 16, 2007 2:58 PM
  • Lowedwn says...

  • I almost gave Tango the pre-requisite "teen movie ending clap" until he said he was willing to be with Tiffany instead of New York. At that point I was waiting to see Computer and Big Triece come in with "Kill Yoself".

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... damn, I ain't even see this shit and that shit right thurr had me LMMFAO...kill yoself!!! ahhhhhhh

  • April 16, 2007 3:10 PM
  • NO ONe says...

  • i can see all Tango's friends in Tampa going, "Damn, she dissed you dawg. You treated you and like a punk, ect" They love to clown people in the tampa bayby.
    i know that was more than enough to take :)

  • April 16, 2007 3:30 PM
  • dat nigga dre says...

  • big trece and computer make dat show "wut u staring at i aint a mirror" Dem niggaz funny as hell

  • April 16, 2007 3:33 PM
  • krd says...

  • What was up with the Tina Turner dress - ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN' ON DA RIVA..

  • April 16, 2007 3:37 PM
  • andrea says...

  • i hate how tango tries to look tough by grabbing hhis crotch or his pants when he yells

    he looks so dumb

    anyways, the reunion looked very planned and fake...

  • April 16, 2007 3:41 PM
  • tsmith7791 says...

  • About a week before the season finale, Tango was hosting my school's talent show. All the kids was booing him, but he was pretending ike he didn't hear em.

    Are you gonna be hating on charm school?

  • April 16, 2007 3:44 PM
  • Heroin says...

  • She probably keep getting dropped cause the stooch is whack. That shit is probably a smaller version of her. Like that dude in Total Recall that had the little nigga growing out his stomach. I say that that glitter wearing, mud-duck got what she deserved. I guess it's back to shaking that tamborine in the Muppet Show Band. Matter fact, isn't that the dress she wore in Muppets Take Manhattan?

  • April 16, 2007 3:51 PM
  • Sinistah aka Sin Piff says...

  • i missed this shit, i can wait til breast-fest ummmm Charm School uncensored DVD comes out, cause i like tittayz!!!!!

    this recap had me buggin though, i'll check it on da repeat!!!!!

  • April 16, 2007 4:02 PM
  • jong says...

  • i do love them big new tittays tho. damn.

  • April 16, 2007 4:04 PM
  • Whateva says...

  • "ManBearPig was really lookin like the Denver Broncos helmet with them bangs!"

    That is quite possbily the funniest one liner I've ever seen you write. I mean the visual is just fucking hilarious.

    Am I the only person that notices Tango Wango's voice cracks when he gets upset? And I'm with you Ron, I don't care what anybody says, Whiteboy would beat Tango Wango's ass.

  • April 16, 2007 4:09 PM
  • whit says...

  • She should have known Tango wasn't gonna take all that slick rapping she was doing. She must have thought he was a bitch ass nigga fah real. My dawg Tango was waitin some months to let her know he was tired of pussy. That shit has been everywhere...Mr. Boston could have hit if he tried hard enough.

    I heard that Tango already has a girlfriend and it was easy for him to drop her ass. It was all a publicity stunt. Sorry, New York no one really came looking for love, they was on the show to promote themselves. Get yo shit together and stop putting yourself out there. Here is the link if yall want to read it:
    http://www.mediatakeout.com/4511/tangos_girlfriend_to_new_york_find_a_new_man.html

  • April 16, 2007 4:11 PM
  • SayItAintSOHH says...

  • Props to Mrs. Melo. Homegirl was readin the fuck out of that prompter like it was Carmelo's contract. She didn't miss a motherfuckin thing. Yurrd me?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LMAO...i went to High School wit Shawty, shes always been an 'upper Eschelon' type broad...
    Didnt see tha show but i'm sure ur blog was better anyway...

  • April 16, 2007 4:18 PM
  • Bird says...

  • I thought the reunion was kinda weak. The best part was Tango showing off for his mom and his homies while being sure to say, "Tell Tiffany to call me" 2 or 3 times as code to NY to holla at her boy even as she put his 2 inch peety on blast. On the VH1 site they showed the outtake of Boston consoling him backstage. I really think he actually wants her. That proposal may have been real after all. She certainly holds the key to his "career." The VH1 site also showed Sista Patterson laying hands on Pump-kin. Damn that poor girl stay gettin a ass whoopin. Bootz and what's her face definately gonna get at her before Charm School is over. Monique can't control those chicks.

  • April 16, 2007 4:20 PM
  • Bird says...

  • I guess it's back to shaking that tamborine in the Muppet Show Band. Matter fact, isn't that the dress she wore in Muppets Take Manhattan?

    Posted by: Heroin at April 16, 2007 3:51 PM

    hehehehehe. You wrong for dat!

  • April 16, 2007 4:22 PM
  • Bird says...

  • I guess it's back to shaking that tamborine in the Muppet Show Band. Matter fact, isn't that the dress she wore in Muppets Take Manhattan?

    Posted by: Heroin at April 16, 2007 3:51 PM

    hehehehehe. You wrong for dat, but yeah that's the dress. lol

  • April 16, 2007 4:22 PM
  • A 70s baby from WI says...

  • Why was Real looking like a mix between A Vampire in Brooklyn and Cousin It?

    Why was Tangelo attemting to display his crouching turtle technique?

  • April 16, 2007 4:30 PM
  • Steph Luva-Luva says...

  • WHEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!! I mean, yall know how I love this show and this blog. I have so much to say but my carpal tunnel just wont allow it to go down hahahaha.

    What up RonMex & Sin!?!

    Let's hit da hot points... LaLa looked like Halle Berry's crack head character in that movie. Her black bags under her eyes and just her whole entire look was bad. And her readin the prompter? OMG... there are no words better than Mr. Mexico's about that one.

    Romance AKA CripCuz Cruella DeVille... he was KILLIN me! "Put your paper up New York! Put your paper UP!" hahahahahaaha CLASSIC.

    ManBearPigs wig was SO much better. It hid her 5 head a lot better than previous carpets have. But shit rolled in sugar is STILL shit...

    My boy Tango.. good ol' Tan... when he said, "Brang ya pussy ass up here! Brang ya pussy ass up here!" I almost died... I lost sleep last night replaying those scenes!

    And ManBearPig totally DID choke Pumkins nasty ass out. I was crackin up! I was like WHEEEEEEEEEW is it REALLY worth it Pumkin? HUH?

    I can't wait to see what you have to say about Charm School... on to the next HOT BOILING MESS that VH1 is servin up.

  • April 16, 2007 4:48 PM
  • Liquid Liquid says...

  • Tango plays hiself everytime he steps in front of the camera. Yall see that nig postin up like he was bout to knuckle up and shit......lmao. That shit had me rollin. How does a dude act like that?? Dude is a drama queen for real. All that posturin and screamin like he crazy and shit and on top of all that he looked like a fuckin sucker the entire season!!! Thats all that happened yall, this nig seen hiself on TV and was fuckin disgusted and embarassed, cmon, he aske the bitch to marry him then he's cussin her out..............what a fuckin clown.

    cosign....whiteboy woulda two pieced that nigga fa real.

  • April 16, 2007 4:51 PM
  • sweet says...

  • PLEASE BLOG CHARM SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
    I love reading your pieces, they are truly entertaining....

  • April 16, 2007 4:59 PM
  • Kadence says...

  • ManBearPig was really lookin like the Denver Broncos helmet with them bangs! Oh, my damn. I couldn't hear shit but the Monday Night Football music when I looked at her.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Lmaoooo, man that ish was classic. Got me laughin' up in here and I'm around a bunch of folks. Man, also, whoever(I think it was Mika) said Real look like like a Vampire in Brooklyn with Shirley Temple curls...damn, you justa bout had me spittin' up. Shit was funny!

  • April 16, 2007 5:25 PM
  • SHAWSHANK says...

  • AIGHT THEN.

  • April 16, 2007 5:32 PM
  • sexxy says...

  • romance came out looking like ozzy osbourne's long lost bastard child romance is sick I think he fucks puppies .ahahahahahLMFA..AHAHAHAHAHAH OH SHIT!THESE COMMENT GOT ME ROLLING>>>>>>>>>>>>>She probably keep getting dropped cause the stooch is whack. That shit is probably a smaller version of her. Like that dude in Total Recall that had the little nigga growing out his stomach. I say that that glitter wearing, mud-duck got what she deserved. I guess it's back to shaking that tamborine in the Muppet Show Band. Matter fact, isn't that the dress she wore in Muppets Take Manhattan?

    Posted by: Heroin at April 16, 2007 3:51 PM

    YO DAMN THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO..OH SHIT..LOL

  • April 16, 2007 6:25 PM
  • sexxy says...

  • LOL I DONT THINK I CAN WRITE ANYTHING ON HERE CUZ YOU ALL MADE IT SO HILLARIUS..I JUST DONT THINK I CAN SAY ANYTHING THAT CAN TOP THE FUNNY SHIT YALL WROTE.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THESE COMMENTS ARE TOO FUNNY.

  • April 16, 2007 6:29 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...

  • damn. i love y'all mawfuckas!

    i'm over here on my laptop fucking DYING!

    like "nigga, we in a RESTAURANT!"

  • April 16, 2007 7:10 PM
  • DEQUES(pronouncedDEXX!) says...

  • i predicted the winner and break up when they got down to the last 5 or so .she was going tpo pick tango and next season bring chance back.i know the shits staged but i believe tango wanted to fuck them up for real.whiteboy slowly walked to the stage chance wasn't trying to move and real looked a lil shocked like "this is just for fun right" tango heard them commentaries and like imma fuck threm niggaz up. 12 pack punked whiteboy and chance so i don't think they wanted to scrap just in case tango was up all night writing his own script.or will next season tango returns(also) and asks for forgiveness and she makes him start from scratch. I should be getting paid for this shit!

  • April 16, 2007 8:06 PM
  • Kadence says...

  • Mannn, I done seen the logo on the Denver Broncos helmet a million times on the field..but I had to google a picture of that shit just now...damn I couldn't stop laughing when comparing the pic on google to the pic of ManBearPig. Oh shit....damnnnn yo, that was fucked up...

  • April 16, 2007 8:23 PM
  • shakeem says...

  • i blogs are always boring
    i cant even follow what you trying to say, you just rambling on and on

    your blogs makes no sense

  • April 16, 2007 10:40 PM
  • north N south says...

  • shakeem i don\'t know why you decided to display your lack of ability to keep up with written words. It\'s not like they\'re running, just take your time read and absorb the humor of this blog.

  • April 16, 2007 10:54 PM
  • Big Duke says...

  • I can't lie, I couldn't watch that shit.


    I'm gonna try to suffer through "Charm School" in the hopes that my girls Buckeey or Krazy get nekkid--I know, I know...............

  • April 16, 2007 10:56 PM
  • bigced says...

  • Sister Patterson deserves more respect than that yall! She does not look like the Denver Broncos helmet. She look like one of Real and Chance's horses back at the farm! Remember them ugly ass horses?! Damn I wouldn't ride none of them bitches. Wipe Me Down!!!

  • April 16, 2007 11:05 PM
  • bigced says...

  • I just finished watching Charm School and all I have to say is that they need to get a firing squad asap!!

  • April 16, 2007 11:11 PM
  • irockjordans says...

  • lol @ "someone to smash La La in the face with a Hurache". aww man i cant stop laughing...the whole article is funny... i said that the show was set up from jump

  • April 16, 2007 11:24 PM
  • irockjordans says...

  • lol @ "someone to smash La La in the face with a Hurache". aww man i cant stop laughing...the whole article is funny... i said that the show was set up from jump

  • April 16, 2007 11:36 PM
  • MAYBE or MAYBE NOT says...

  • Dexx, it true that it was staged. If anyone seen the show, didnt yall noticed that she never had an engagement ring the whole show? 2 questions: Proposal was fake? Or she a gold digga who want a bigger rock?

    And you saying Tango is wrong for dissing New York like that after puttin up with all that crap? You betta think again. I saw that mothers espiode with the last 3 remaining guys (Tango, Chance, and Real) NY was being very disrespectful to Tango's mother. I'm like why he didnt man up and check that heifa NY while they were sitting at the table? Ah.. it payback beyotch! Maybe or maybe not but still I woulda have jump on table and smack her way back to Alvin and the Chipmucks!

    Is it just me that his hat seems to line up str8 everytime he squat with neck crooked to the side, gruntin like he is constipated? I know he aint from ATL but why he keep fumbling with the hat? They did that chime for every dumb comments by Hottie. It will be a RIOT if they play snap music in the background everytime he fumbling with his hat.

    Side note: New York sayin Mr Boston aka Booger man is the best kisser. Ugh! At the elimination, He always diggin for treasure then bitting his nails (but really he was eating boogers). I guess NY found love in tresure hunting.

  • April 17, 2007 2:56 AM
  • mika says...

  • I guess it's back to shaking that tamborine in the Muppet Show Band. Matter fact, isn't that the dress she wore in Muppets Take Manhattan?

    Posted by: Heroin at April 16, 2007 3:51 PM

    I am DYING in here.... hilarious!

    The only ones who found true love on this crazy show were 12 Pack and Heat. It's obvious Heat wanted to be 12 Pack's bee-yatch ever since 12 Pack busted out that bootleg robot dance in the kitchen! Maybe they will get a show on Vh1

  • April 17, 2007 9:09 AM
  • Kimmy says...

  • That whole show seemed like everybody was auditioning for the next vh1 minstrel...I mean reality show.

    New york is an embarassment for black women everywhere. That sloppy mud-duck-gutter-butt bitch is the worst. Is that what black men really want?

  • April 17, 2007 10:52 AM
  • MIKA says...

  • New york is an embarassment for black women everywhere. That sloppy mud-duck-gutter-butt bitch is the worst. Is that what black men really want?

    DAY-YAM Kimmy, you keeps it gully foe show! But you are right, though I think it's not for her personality.

  • April 17, 2007 1:05 PM
  • lucidity says...

  • where is the ring & who really paid for it?

  • April 17, 2007 4:31 PM
  • sexxy says...

  • VH1 PAID FOR THAT SHIT! NOTICE CHANCE PICKED OUT SUITS FOR THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY ..TANGO ONLY SHOPPED FOR THE RING...IM GLAD TANGO DUMPED THE HOE ON TV....AHAHAHAH...PAYBACK IS A BITCH!...JUST TO SEE THAT BITCH CRY RUNNING AFTER TANGO....FUKKIN HAD ME CRACKIN UP...AT THAT MOMENT THEY SHOULD OF DID A RECAP OF POOTIE FLYING DOWN THE STAIRS CRYING HIS ASS OFF...WHEN NEW YORK GOT DUMPED 4 THE 3RD TIME....HAHAHAHAH LMFAO

  • April 17, 2007 7:42 PM
  • Estrella says...

  • LMFAO!!!

    NY should've known that Tango wasn't going to take her and her mama's rude comments lying down. She deserves the humiliation she got for putting down his mama like that. Still, I think the whole show was scripted, at least at the very end. Why in the world did she really pick Tango.... she called the man a Ninja Turle herself (or at least said something like, "turtles live longer than humans"), insulted his mother, said he needs dermabrasion ect....It's clear that VH1 is milking Tiffany for all she's worth by putting her through rejection after humiliating rejection, (via behind the scenes plotting) and she's stupid enough to go along for the ride. Chance better stay far away from that train wreck, or he'll be VH1's next victim.

  • April 17, 2007 8:57 PM
  • Madame Dayam says...

  • Y'all got me laffin my ass off. I can't take it no mo - Bring on Season 2 - "I'm not through with Chance" Ron you gotta work on CS - VH1 is scraping the bottom of the barrel. It's gonna be too much for Miss Monique. Based on just Episode #1, we ain't never gonna get her back for another season of these crazy beyathches.

  • April 17, 2007 9:32 PM
  • CC says...

  • It's a big possibility that all of this was staged. If not, I think Tango was really embarrassed that New York was talking about the size of his "manhood". New York dissed him again about his 2inches, I don't think any real man would agree to get disrespected like that on TV, I don't know. And I really don't think Whiteboy can even touch Tango. The only way that could happen if he got his boys to jump him. That boy look so weak... I'm from Miami, I know.

  • April 17, 2007 11:56 PM
  • quickquip says...

  • lmao @ "I'm from Miami, I know."
    CC, haha, yea, ur from miami, so that means u know shit from watching tv

    Whiteboy is a surrrrly-looking dude, the type that carries a blade on his wrist at all times... he woulda slashed right thru Turtle's shell

  • April 18, 2007 10:23 PM
  • LILY says...

  • hmm ok watching this reunion fiasco i noticed that dumb ass tango put the ring on the wrong finger. simpy -it goes on the left hand, not the right. for reals tango is a dumb focker. i was sick of hearing him try to pronounce COMFORTABLE--this fool was constantly saying cuntable. NYs new tittys were almost as big as tangos. maybe he was jealous.

  • April 22, 2007 5:29 PM
  • candi in cali says...

  • what i want to know is ,how much is New York getting payed to be humiliated?Shit, if the paycheck is over a couple million,i honestly would go on, get dumped, possibly fucked, and humiliated but i would def. look at it like an acting job and keep my personal life private and put a show on for the camera.Maybe she's not as gullible as she seem.

  • April 22, 2007 11:14 PM
  • blanc says...

  • I love the show I LOVE NEW YORK!!!
    you should of picked chance!!!!

  • April 24, 2007 11:33 AM
  • blanc says...

  • I love the show I LOVE NEW YORK!!!
    you should of picked chance!!!!

  • April 24, 2007 11:33 AM
  • Itsmeagain says...

  • ManBearPig.

  • April 27, 2007 12:00 PM
  • Mike Willis says...

  • That shit was comedy, i already knew that bitch New York was gonna get played with her washed up ugly black ass. Dumb disgracesful bitch cryin like a lil ass ho. NY should've known that Tango wasn't going to take her and her mama's rude comments lying down. She deserves all of the humiliation she got for putting down his mama like that, you dont talk about anybodys mama and except to get away with it. That was some classic shit to see her ass get played once again.

  • April 30, 2007 11:50 PM
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  • LA LOCA says...

  • NEW YORK IS A HO. I DONT LIKE THE BITCH AND FLAV MADE A HUGE MISTAKE TO EVEN HAVE HER ON THE SHOW. WAT KINDA PLEASURE YOU GET LOOKIN AT HER FAKE ASS ANYWAY? THAT HO AINT NOBODY! SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH MY FEET WALKING ON IT ALL DAY. AND ALL THAT EMOTIONAL ASS SHYT OVER SOME DUDES. NO MAN IS EVA WORTH THAT SHIT UNLESS YOU TRULY LOVE EM. THAT BYTCH DONT LOVE NOBODY, SHE LOVE DICK THATS IT. I DONT NOT LIKE HER B/C OF HOW SHE LOOKS OR NOTHIN, BUT I DO HATE HER CUZ SHE FAKE AS HELL AS IN PERSONALITY AND AND SHIT, SHE ACT LIKE WE SHOULD ALL BOW DOWN TO HER FEET OR SOMETHIN. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF SHE COMIN OUT WITH A NEW SHOW THAT BYTCH DESPERATE LIKE FLAV. ANIT NOBODY WANT HER. HALF THE DUDES FROM LAST SEASON CAME TO PROMOTE THEY ALBUM N SHYT ANYWAY SO YALL KNO SHE AINT THAT GOOD. SCREW THAT HO. AND ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK. HER MOM AINT NO BETTER EITHER.

  • September 11, 2007 12:34 PM
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