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Charm School: Through The Woods

Posted on April 17, 2007 10:29 AM

Charm School is officially in session, simple bitches!

This "Whip Appeal" cat Alonzo is hilarious!

Aight... Now that I've caught my breath... Who's ready for some "personal development?" I know I sure am. Over the course of 2 seasons, the 13 select Flavorettes (ugh) made asses of themselves by taking part in the most degrading and offensive programming Niggadom has ever known. In "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School," the girls are being fed the pipedream of retrieving their dignity...

and $50,000 cash money.

Our contestants include Bootz, Buckeey, Rain, Smiley, Krazy, Pumpkin, Saaphyri, Like Dat, Toastee, Serious, Buckwild, Goldie and Hottie.

What a fucking cast!

I loved her prison special on cable. I think she's made marvelous strides in the quest for the civil rights of girls who refuse to deny themselves the continuous comfort of baby back ribs, fried chicken and the like. I even heard her book makes a nice read in the Young Adults section of the public library. But in all seriousness: Who the fuck is Mo'nique to be teaching class? Since when was she the pinnacle of Negro and feminine dignity?

I guess she thinks she's going the Malcolm route when she bops the skinny bitches on the head.

Sadly enough, these girls seem to realize that they have embarrassed generations of their families with their participation in the previous FOL seasons. So... they all want to regain their parents' respect by coming back onto VH1 for more public riducule in the stocks of television? They think VH1 is really going to help them better their lives and teach proper "ettipisscupus"?

Hmm. That might just be where their folks they so desperately care to please have failed.

Giving the girls back their dignity begins with removing the horrible joke names Uncle Flav gave them all. Oh, I understand the need for this in most cases. However, Buckwild and Saaphyri unintentionally make 2 very important statements during the process. "I like being Buckwild" and "Saaphyri is my real name" hopefully bring us all closer to realizing that it's not the label that's important, but the manner in which one conducts her/himself. Saaphyri (which, according to Mo' is Swahili for "something ugly") and the others are gonna need a shitload more than a name change before they even begin to enter the realms of being respectable and having dignity.

Nome sane, my niggas?

Before the Morena Mod Squad of Buckeey, Bootz and 54th & Crenshaw repeated the territorial beatdown scene from the FOL 2 premiere, they were alerted to the fact that they couldn't pick their own beds. Because of blind black rage, they all failed to notice that each bed had a contestant's picture above it.

They know damn well they're wrong for putting Pumkin, Buckeey & Bootz in the same fuckin room! Unless she can fit a Gem Star under that tongue ring, Pumkin might have to request a transfer to Punk City. The Deelishis Disciples are ready to tear into some white meat as soon as she even looks like she's going to spit... even into the toilet.

After they drop their feedbags and weave kits, it's time to meet the deans of the Charm School. The girls are briefly introduced to pleasant, but horsey Mikki Taylor from Essence magazine, and as Buckwild would later point out, Keith Lewis AKA fake-ass Simon Cowell.

It's a shame Simon weren't there to see Hottie pull out that hot-ass sloppy titty apple.

Speaking of titties. Even Mo'nique had to admit: "All y'all got the biggest titties I've ever seen in my life."

Once the de-naming process is complete, Mo reveals that the contestants will be learning what I'd now like to coin as "the Ten Charm Commandments, whaaaaaat!" I literally hit the floor when I saw where they were going with this shit. "Check thyself before thou wreck thyself?" Oh, this is going to be a long ass season.

Saaphyri is a wild broad, mane. You hear her up and ask where the damn money is? Like the shit is just in a shoebox somewhere! I can tell they're gonna catch her simple ass tearin up floorboards and shit. Sad.

You know what else is sad? That trail of tears Mo'prah had to put up with. Eh, I don't feel bad for her. That's what you get when you put these simple, unstable, scorned, embarrassed women in one place and start asking them personal questions while they trynna get this money, pimpin. They can't handle all them brain processes at once.

The first challenge is essentially P.E. for our Charm Schoolers. (That's physical education, not fucking all of Public Enemy.) They've got to survive camping out in L.A.'s most hostile environment not named South Central. Failing to work as a team, they miss out on valuable practice for the real main event. They're awakened the next morning by a drill instructor (that Buckwild wants to fuck) to assemble teams for a military-style obstacle course that they have to complete as teams.

Some serious "Private Benjamin" shit.

Captains Smiley and Saaphyri choose from the scallywhop heap kickball style. Making purely sentimental selections, Smiley ends up with the less-than-athletically-inclined team of Like Dat, Rain, Krazy, Serious and Pumpkin.

Like Dat?! Seriously?! Did you just want to see the thong she laid out for Flav or something? Smiley ended up close enough to know what that thaaaaaang smell like. Even the drill instructor was like "What the fuck?" I'll tell you what, though. If you picked her and encouraged her ever-so-gently, you should be flipping and/or catching her ass when she goes thong-side-up over the rope net. I can't say Leilene didn't step up to the plate.

Despite the fact that they were hogtied and beaten thoroughly, Leilene was the only one that exhibited actual leadership qualities. Her "No Ho Left Behind" mantra was excellent for morale, and might just win her some much-needed friends in this juvie-like boarding school.

I love how Like Dat talked shit the whole time about Smiley's leadership when she had to be carried through the obstacle course like a Medic Alert senior citizen. How she throwin stones at the glass window in the Chinese restaurant? Serious should have let her bust her ass.

...oh, wait. She kinda did.

Serious swears like a sailor, don't she? I remember very clearly having a lovely conversation with this girl during FOL Season 1. She gave me zero indication that she might need this Charm School shit the most! The hizzo came out of Cristal when she got her Catholic School uniform. You can tell she be makin change! That shit was like the skripper version of a super-hero movie montage.

They always get amped when they get them uniforms. That's when you know a super-villain finna get they ass bust.

Rain had one last chance to make the elimination ceremony right for herself. She'd obviously been watching enough FOL to know that a quick pow wow with the host can go go a long way if you parlay it proper like. Unfortunately, Rain's crazy ass had one of them drug confessionals! Mo'prah was literally 3 feet away from the crazy eye. That's more than close enough to notice that the pupils look like 50-cent pieces.

Rain really shot herself in the cooch as that session pushed her over the edge to beat Smiley and Like Dat to her second day-one KO.

Like Dat is lucky as fuck that Rain is Charm School's Pootie.

Mind you all, this shit was an hour and a half because of Mo'nique pauses. I hope she has her little oxygen together during the rest of the series. If you ask me, they should be running Mo through these obstacles and class lessons. I'm sure we'll have no such luck as VH1 has made her curator.

Maybe Mo'prah can open a school like this in Africa! She can bring them franks and shit with her.

talkinvideos@sohh.com

VH1 doesn't ever want to see me rest.

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Roxxalott says...
  • Friggin hilarious and friggin first!

  • April 17, 2007 1:01 PM
  • Sherance says...
  • charm school is in effect monique's track record isn't perfect herself she was in the lame ass movie phat girls hell that was degrading. vh1 can't get enough of these girls making fools of themselves glad rain is gone all she did was cry anyway goodbye weeping willow vh1 has officially pimped you out once again and sent you home like a bitch.

    buckwhild haS WEIRD TASTE she wanna fuck gi joe hell don't surprise me anybody who wanna lick flav's old nuts will do anything.

    heard hottie's weak ass single the beat's cool but her rapping skills suck.

    bring on new york.

  • April 17, 2007 1:20 PM
  • c b w says...
  • I'm glad I'm not the only one to recognize the chick from Essence Magazines teeth. She has the biggest set of dentures I have ever seen in my life! I don't know what punishment would be worst for those chicks, expulsion or a hysterectomy/clit removal by way of her mouth.

    Hottie just needs to stay the fuck away from food. First, the bitch tried to microwave a chicken and now she turns a fresh apple into a hot titter fritter.

    The prize shouldn't be 50 grand. The winner should get something that they truly need...Rainn(Dental Work), Like Dat(Jenny Craig for life),Saaphyri(a vacation maybe to 53rd and Crenshaw) you get my point...

  • April 17, 2007 1:32 PM
  • janfan says...
  • Well, I must say, if "Crystal aka Serious" WERE a drink, this drunk may need an intervention. He's incoherent, speech is slurred, eratic scatter-brained, falling over in his chair and sh#t!!! WHAT A LOSER!!!! Get out of that tiny-ass closet of an apartment, stop lusting over a woman you're NEVER going to get, seek some professional help and come clean and sober. Damn shame a grown-ass 45 year old man ain't got jack better to do and say with his time, but make a tape about this B/S!! Too funny......

    Serious lives about 10mins away from me in Buckhead, and although I've met her (she's really a sweetie-pie), she is not a professional model, but she's very popular on the internet and in videos.

    Naomi, Tyra, Giselle are all professional models. Real models get commercial contracts and do real runway shows. She's only 5'8, so she could never do runway. She photographs "too old" for most print work that most of the girls get today, and because I've seen her in person, she's too bottom-heavy for most of the work that models get in high-fashion editorials. Check her site, NOT ONE commercial project to her credits.

    Don't get me wrong, I am not hating, I am in fashion, so I know that although she has expressed numerous times, she is not backed a major modeling agency, nor has she done work most in the industry would consider "modeling".

    She has the potential of going really far once she is able to speak more articulate and clear and gets some refinement. Can't hate on her though, because she's doing the damn thing and doesn't have to answer to anyone.

    She's not a professional model though, is all I'm saying..........

  • April 17, 2007 1:36 PM
  • janfan says...
  • BTW, Mo'nique freakin' ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 17, 2007 1:39 PM
  • mika says...
  • I KNEW I wasn't the only one who noticed those damn pauses... and Like Dat's stank thong... ewwww! LOL! Rain did Pootie out for real, talking some ish about how she came on the Charm School School cause she embarrased her mama from her performance on Flavor of Love. As she sat there talking about she smokes weed (still) with those eyebrows sitting straight up and them eyes all glassy and bugged out, all I could think was.... oh yeah, your mama should be real proud now to talk about your career with the other sistas at dee house uh dee lawd...

  • April 17, 2007 1:44 PM
  • c b w says...
  • I found out that everytime Mo'nique pauses...it's her metabolism trying to start up.

  • April 17, 2007 1:59 PM
  • RESURRECT says...
  • @ JANFAN, IF YOU REALLY FEEL THAT THOSE PARAGRAPHS THAT YOU TYPED ABOUT THAT WOMAN ARE "NOT HATING" YOU ARE IN DENIAL.

    SECONDLY I HAVE MY FINGERS CROSSED THAT THIS SHOW WILL LEVEL THE IMBALANCE BETWEEN THE COONERY THESE NETWORKS ARE PERPETUATING AND GIVE US SOME REAL ISH! IT IS "REALITY" TV. THOSE WOMEN ARE IN PAIN. YOU CAN SEE THE BUILT UP PAIN!! I HOPE MO CAN HELP THEM FIND SOME SELF LOVE SO THEY WILL FIND THEIR INNER STRENGH AND INNER PEACE. THEY HAVE EXPLOITED THEMSELVES AND ALLOWED THEMSELVES TO BE EXPLOITED .HOLLYWOOD IS A REAL MONSTER, BUT THESE LADIES ARE NOT ACTORS, THEY ARE REAL PEEPS. THEY ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME HELP AND I PRAY THIS OUTCOME IS BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER SHOWS AND THEIR DAMN JERRY SPRINGER ENDINGS!!!

  • April 17, 2007 2:05 PM
  • janfan says...
  • @ JANFAN, IF YOU REALLY FEEL THAT THOSE PARAGRAPHS THAT YOU TYPED ABOUT THAT WOMAN ARE "NOT HATING" YOU ARE IN DENIAL.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No, never been to Africa, but I figured to some, me hating would seem that way! :) Really, no,I was just calling it like I saw it based on her/his constant reiteration about being a "real professional model"

    And resurrect, why are you yelling (allcaps)? We can't hear you.....

  • April 17, 2007 2:11 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • I'm glad I'm not the only one to recognize the chick from Essence Magazines teeth. She has the biggest set of dentures I have ever seen in my life! I don't know what punishment would be worst for those chicks, expulsion or a hysterectomy/clit removal by way of her mouth.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    oh hell no playa, I caught that shit too... look like her teeth are a set of one of them fake grills that don't quite fit right

    Damn y'all the Hoasis and filled this time out. To bad Nibbles ain't on there, between her, Pumkin, Toastee n em the "innanet skrippaz" would be in full effect.

    Ey for real though... how them females took 4 hours to walk 2 miles?

  • April 17, 2007 2:20 PM
  • krd says...
  • I'm gonna take a shot of Crown everytime Mo'prah pauses this season and get drunk as HELL!

  • April 17, 2007 2:33 PM
  • mika says...
  • I'm gonna take a shot of Crown everytime Mo'prah pauses this season and get drunk as HELL!
    Posted by: krd at April 17, 2007 2:33 PM

    krd, I sincerely hope you can hold your liquor, cause... she pauses... every other... phrase. She makes... me tired... just... listening... to her... however I did notice she said I need a damn cocktail in one breath.

  • April 17, 2007 2:36 PM
  • c b w says...
  • Let's take a pause for the cause.....

    Did anyone pay attention to the sad leopard suit sack of shit dude at the top? How does this man have a hole in his natural and a lined up receding hair line? His line up is going to look like a keyhole in about 6 months.

    Now back to our regularly scheduled hating....

  • April 17, 2007 2:40 PM
  • Whateva says...
  • I found out that everytime Mo'nique pauses...it's her metabolism trying to start up.

    Posted by: c b w at April 17, 2007 1:59 PM


    OH Shit!!!! LMAO..

  • April 17, 2007 2:42 PM
  • Melvis says...
  • ... and now she turns a fresh apple into a hot titter fritter.

    Posted by: c b w at April 17, 2007 1:32 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    GYAHAHAHAHA! That comment wins the internet!

  • April 17, 2007 3:58 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • oh, y'all ain't know? CBW been that nigga.

  • April 17, 2007 4:40 PM
  • Mundelz says...
  • The first challenge is essentially P.E. for our Charm Schoolers. (That's physical education, not fucking all of Public Enemy.)

    as well as...

    Like Dat is lucky as fuck that Rain is Charm School's Pootie
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LMFAO

    I dunno if it's just me but Serious did look badd as hell in that skool girl outfit


  • April 17, 2007 4:53 PM
  • MAC says...
  • "Smiley ended up close enough to know what that thaaaaaang smell like."
    ---------------------------------------
    YOO!OO I rmember that ignorant shyt on BET uncut! lmaooo that was hilarious!
    But foreal...I wouldnt be surprised if Saaphyri aka "LIP CHAP" wins this thing. lol I think everytime they "expell" one of these chics..they should play Project Pat in the background..."Dont SAVE HER...she dont wanna be SAVED"
    -MAC

  • April 17, 2007 5:03 PM
  • Widward Prescott Chamberlin II says...
  • ********Important Questions*********


    Why should black people get mad when white people or any other non-black person says the word nigger? Black people call each other niggers all the time

    Why is that black people are jealous of Oprah?

    What would Malcolm X and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. think about the excessive use of the word Nigger?

    Why is it that black people don't like school, do you realize that an education is the only way out of your deplorable ghettos?

    Why is it that black men constantly use the word pussy when referring to something weak or inept, do you realize that all of you came from a pussy?

    Why is it that black men do not respect black women, even their own mothers yet they continue to use and abuse them?

    Why do black women continue to have children with black men who don't care about them and deny paternity of these children?

    Why is it that black women are trying so hard to look white, hair weaves, bleaching agents, contact lens and they look down at black women who are trying to embrace their natural beauty?


    Finally, why are black people always angry do you realize that this anger trickles down to your children and it is just instills a repetitive cycle of self- defeat?

    Enquiring minds would like to know

  • April 17, 2007 6:25 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • lol I think everytime they "expell" one of these chics..they should play Project Pat in the background..."Dont SAVE HER...she dont wanna be SAVED"
    -MAC

    Posted by: MAC at April 17, 2007 5:03 PM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    lmmfao

    CO-SIGN 2X

  • April 17, 2007 6:26 PM
  • ReallifeHustle says...
  • The woman from Essecence magazine teeth and lips look like that chick from the Warriors movie. "Good News boppers. These girls from charm school are here for your cheap entertainment." This show seems like it's a weak attempt pick up whatever little intrest people still have in these people. Good Blog.

  • April 17, 2007 6:36 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • *****Important Questions(for white people who like to post dumb shit)*****

    Why Do White People feel like their an authority on every race?


    Why do white people complain so much about immigration? Was it only cool when we were picking your cotton and cutting your grass?

    Why are whites so threatened by African Americans and people of other descent(color), both physically & mentally? Most whites are scarred of a big black man or the "sassy" black woman, but don't let him be educated too.


    Why do white people act like they had absolutely no hand in pushing us in said deplorable ghetto? Gentrification anyone?

    Why do white men & women want to be "colored" so bad. Skin bronzers, tanning, obsessively excersizing and/or surgery to bring out physical features that are already prominent and associated w/ people of color?

    Why do white women continue to have babies w/ white men who see them as a second class citizens, get drunk, play poker & abuse them regularly, physically & mentally?

    Why do white people make comments about blacks and drugs in the ghetto, when most white people not only have illegal, but legal drug habits as well (oxy, vicodin, ritalin, valium)? And then wonder why their on kids end up needing ritalin and having behavior issues?

    Why can't white people refrence more than 2 black leaders when making any argument on race? Let me help u out Fredrick Douglass, Marcus Garvey, Nat Turner, Harriet Tubman & Sojouner Truth?


    and for the record I have never called a person of color "nigger" nor have I used the term "nigga" with the malicious intent that you have had with you post. Furthermore w/ said post you have proven that you may be "educated" but clearly lack intelligence. Proven by your tired, old and unoriginal stereotypical views and offensive "important quetions".

  • April 17, 2007 7:29 PM
  • Sinistah aka Sin Piff says...
  • damn i think this shit commin on at 10pm 2nite (finally, yessir and all dat shit)

    and that means Tittayzzz

    Mexico youz a genius!!!!!!!!!

    but the real moment of clarity will be the uncut DVD version (yeah i'm still on it)

    I love being a hetero!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 17, 2007 8:09 PM
  • Silk says...
  • Serious looked good as hell in that uniform

  • April 17, 2007 8:13 PM
  • Raw Dawg says...
  • That chick Serious was fucking killa in that school girl get up. I'll be checking for her and Buckeey's phat ass weekly!!!!!

  • April 17, 2007 9:06 PM
  • Estrella says...
  • Hottie giving an apple to Mo'Nique from her bust area was simply disgusting... a close second to the chicken she "cooked" for Flav's mother. What is the malfunction with this woman and food??

    Two quick questions: Did anyone see Charm School: Meet the girls?? What is up with Bootz crib?? Is that really hers?? I know that FOL couldn't of paid THAT well!! Does she have some rich new boyfriend?? And second.... What blog was Bootz and Buckeeye talking about when they said that Pumpkin wrote saying that they were jealous of Crazy?

  • April 17, 2007 9:29 PM
  • No One says...
  • "YOU mAKe me wanna go comb my hair, girl!"---Best pickup line EVER!

  • April 17, 2007 10:08 PM
  • Go Getta says...
  • I absolutely LOVED how the "ladies" tried to act all liberated when Mo'Nique stripped them of their stripper names - - biotches PLEASE -- those names are the only reason most of you have been eating.

  • April 17, 2007 11:30 PM
  • Dis Gurl says...
  • DAMN BUT Serious, bootz, and buckey....ARE SOME SEXY ASS FUCKIN GIRLS I MEAN DAMN.....

    but anyways dat was fuckin nasty bout the apple... hottie is not all there in da head

  • April 18, 2007 6:36 AM
  • Itsmeagain says...
  • Ron Mexico does it again! You know I think I'm going to enjoy Charm School. All of these girls are SED (severely emotionally disturbed)! Lets run down the list shall we:

    "Like Dat" aka "DARRA": Ew! Such a damn slob it's sad. This girl has not a day of home training. Some of the things that come out of her mouth are so abrasive and gross (not to metion that puke she expelled on the premiere of the show). Come on, what's grosser than gross?

    "Pumkin" aka "BROOKE": Damn. Everytime I see this girl she reminds me of those white trash girls I see at Wal-greens buying up all those cheap-ass Wet n Wild cosmetics. Golddigger as usual.

    "Serious" aka "CRISTAL": Slut. Cristal is a straight up whore. You can see it in her eyes.

    "Goldie" aka "COURTNEY": You know I kind of like Goldie. She's funny and country as hell. Big self.

    "Hottie" aka "SCHATAR": Who told these fat ass girls to where these tight ass tops and pants. That blonde Halloween weave she was wearing is a disgrace to every Swap Meet in America. A damn shame, sombody tell her!

    "Toastee" aka "(whats her name again): After Flav busted her out about her
    10$ porn shot she had the gumption to get back on television? Where is the shame in females today?

    "Rain" aka "THELA": Poor thing is crazy as a betsy bug. Somebody get her some serious counseling. Girl was sitting on the side of the campsite crying and throwing a fit because nobody would get her a working can opener.

    "Bootz" aka "(I forgot her name too!): This girl still has her same spanish wave yaky that she was rocking on FOL 2. Whew she thinks she's hard! No honey. No.

    "Buckeey" aka "SHAY": She seems to be the most sane of the bunch. And that aint much.

    "Krazy" aka "Nevaeh" aka "HEATHER": Do you believe her dumbass asked Mo'Nique to be called "Neveah" her supposed stage name? Honey you got to have a stage to have a stagename!!! Nobody wants to hear your off-key wailing.

    "Buckwild" aka "BECKY": It's time to get BUCKWILD!!!!! No it's not. She's another Wet n Wild connoisseur.

    "Simley" aka "LELIENE": Oh Jesus! this is the cryinest bitch I ever did see! She needs a couple of shots of Jack to calm down! Mellow Out.

    "Saaphyri" aka "...Saaphyri!": That killed me right there! Mo'Nique straight killed her name then he simple ass gon say: Saaphyri is my real name. I never got one 'cause as soon as we got to the house we got to fighting".

    Yep it's going to be a long ass season. No doubt I'm watching.

  • April 18, 2007 3:38 PM
  • Steph Luva-Luva says...
  • What up my Ninjas?!

    What up Sin?!? You over there enjoyin dem titties? LOL youre a hot mess!

    What up Ron Mexico?! I bow to your Blogging greatness... there is no other like you. This recap was the biznass.

    THE funniest part of the whole show was when that dayum Goldie said, "Lord PLEASE don't let Monique eat that dayum apple! God knows whats goin on in them nooks & crannies of her titties!" hahahahah She is outta control. I love Goldie & I hope she wins... the rest of these heffas is just simple... Everytime I see any of them all I can hear is Katt Williams voice screamin in my head, "esteem of yo muthafuckin self! Simple Biiiitch!"
    Lawd... Im still goin thru ILNY withdrawls but this Charm school looks like it'll be pretty funny. At least till ILNY2 comes out.

    And by the way... BRAVO to Lowedown for puttin that dude in his place. WTH is wrong wit folx?!

  • April 18, 2007 10:20 PM
  • ashley monet says...
  • janfan

    you reeeaaaally are hatin though! Naomi, Tyra, Giselle are SUPERmodels which Serious never claimed to be. Professional... she gets paid for it. Shes a sweetie pie but youve never met her? you are a hater, but its okay because the world needs you. bring your friends, I am sure they are haters too.

  • April 19, 2007 5:11 AM
  • Mike says...
  • SERIOUS LOOKED SO MUTHAFUCKIN GOOD IN THAT UNIFORM!!!

  • April 19, 2007 1:10 PM
  • green says...
  • Wow. Lowedwn just "sonned" da hell out of Widward(WTF) LOL

    Stay in ya lane, Prescott

  • April 20, 2007 8:54 AM
  • joe says...
  • Isn't VH1 on a roll????

    I wonder when we will get tierd of it all?

  • April 20, 2007 2:32 PM
  • candi in cali says...
  • Shouts to Lowedwn ,said with grace and intelligence.Thank you.....On to charm school OMG!! That show is the most funniest display of self-hatred and low self-assteem i've ever seen with exception to I love New York.

  • April 22, 2007 8:45 PM
  • Anonymous says...
  • self-ESteem, S E L F - E S T E E M

  • April 24, 2007 12:16 AM
  • candi in cali says...
  • You obviously didnt get IT !! self ass-teem was spelled that way on PURPOSE...... The nudity, A&T (ass & titties)out almost every episode?please dont try to ever correct my post,check the name;candi in cali.dont forget...

  • April 24, 2007 1:20 PM
  • anne says...
  • Monique is the last person on earth VH1 should have seclected to host this show, you tell me how in the hell she can get up on her high & holy soapbox and preach to these girls talking about thou shall this & thou shall that, bitch please you are the one that needs redemption in you interview in Essence Magazine you tried to explain your "OPEN MARRIGE" bitch please! you have no morals, let alone try to pass judgment on onyone. Have some self control you big "COWELEPHANTWHALE" with a f***ing wig AWWW HELL NAW!!! you are 2 pizza pies away from exploding, pratice what you preaching, slow down on the midnight runs for take out, May I suggest a trip to the nearest HOME DEPOT where you can get duck tape for your mouth & rope to "hog tie" your ass, now we talking. Mo' stop tripping all of america knows there isn't enough fabric to make you a thong. at least Dara AKA "like dat" could get it past her knees..
    Mo'nique should be fed the sign she wrote the commandments of charm school on, It should be blended & fed to you with a shovel, for the big HOG you really are, Bitch please get a life!

  • April 26, 2007 12:22 PM
  • JanFan says...
  • Don't know if anyone will come back to check this page, but I TOLD YOU THAT SERIOUS WASN'T A REAL MODEL!!!!!

    Last night, she finally had the opportunity to show the world her "true talents" (no, not the T-N-A she's been giving us since her early Flavor of Love days, or her soft-porn on the internet.) But actually show the world (according to her redundant self-proclaimations) that she IS a real model. As I thought, she dropped the ball on this one and BADLY!!!

    She's young enought to audition for America's Next Top Model, so why didn't she go that route instead of this cheap and cheesy one? Hmmm, she knew that she'd never get picked because of all the "internet modeling" she's MORE known for than actual respectable work with notable commercial representation, that's why!

    ITOLDYASOITOLDYASOITOLDYASOITOLDYASO!!

  • April 30, 2007 10:02 AM
  • Mike Willis says...
  • I dont even seee the point of this show even being on the air except for more laughs and explotation of making these women look like ignorant bufoons. And of all people Who the fuck is Mo'niques ugly washed up wannabe oprah fat ass slob to be teaching class? Since when was she the pinnacle of Negro and feminine dignity?
    Shes basically the oppposite of femine and negro dignity more more like on straight bordeline buffoonery. Monique is the last person that should even host a show on personal development when she herself is in need of more than just perosonal development, she needs some moral judgment as well.
    This is the same woman who in her interview in Essence Magazine
    where she talked and tried to back jup reason about her "OPEN MARRIGE" bitch please! you have no morals or dignity let alone try to pass judgment on onyone. VH1 is the new exploitation of borderline buffoonery & coonery showing ignorant black women like New York & Moniques washed asses willing to degrade themselves for that almighty dollar.VH1 can't get enough of these girls comeplete making degrading bufoons of themselves.

  • May 1, 2007 12:35 AM

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