That's right. Fuck Bow Wow!
As R. Kelly commences his precession to "Double Up" we all wait in shame. Jilting his most direct competition for the adolescent bitches (Bow Weezy), The Pied Piper enlists Double-time T.I.P. and T-Pain for the "I'm A Flirt" remix. [watch above] Them there's two niggas with zero intention of drowning out Kells' flute in front of Adams Junior High School.
What the fuck happened with that trial anyway? Did they just accept the Boondocks' rendition as due process?
That's right. Don't get it twisted. He's got all these girls in his green, illiterate trance.
R. Kelly AKA "The Fly" done buzzed around from stooch to stooch and still looks unsatisfied. He paid for all them video hoes and couldn't find one intact hymen.
Shit, I'd be pissed too. Got his glasses greasy for no reason. Y'all know he stick his whole damn head in it.
Throughout the entire video he has this King LeBron look on his face during the slow-motion segments. It's as if he's examined every girl that offered to please him, asked them "...and what is it you're going to do," listened, performed his hymen check and replied, "Bitch, I'm sorry. I can't even do this. No. No. It's not you. *sniff sniff* It's me!"
"I'm black, handsome. I'm rich. I'll fuck your children and I flirt./"
I love how he got 2 confirmed pussy-whipped niggas in his video talkin about how they flirt. Super-Saiyan Double-time T.I.? This nigga talking like Tiny won’t do some shit to him that’d put Left Eye to shame. After she dropped him with the three-piece she’d go burn down his old projects with his cousins in it and everything. Fuck some Jordans, a few suits and waiting. I can tell Tiny will exhale for real.
What she needs from you is understanding, Tippy.
All I got to say about T-Pain that I haven't already is that Gummi Boy looks like he done flirted with some fuckin nerve gas. The fuck is up with his eyes? Never take them shades off, holmes. You are officially on Stevie Wonder status.
Kells almost lost me with the daddy/mommy thing. However, I totally ignored his Freudian-slipped incest fantasy when the nigga followed it up with:
“She be callin you Kelly when your name is Tommy.”
That’s the idiot savant I know and love. I see how it works. We ignore his perversions when he charms us with an ignorant, but humorous line.
Fuck. This song is urban marvel abound! "Don’t take no chick to the club when you just met her, my nigga." It's the Ten Club Commandments, whaaaat?!
One more thing, Robert. I didn’t see a single woman in this video that was in danger of failing the paper bag test. What’s that shit about? We on that now too?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, damn you just went hard on my new favorite joint too, I ain't even know this was Bow Wow's song, Kells just came in and strong armed him like Usher, "This is my remix nigga...lemme show how these lil bitches like it"
Dog, you know Tiny on that Martin Lawrence Runteldat shit. Many a morning Tip done woken up w/ bruises he can't associate w/ freaky sex from the night before. She the type that you cheat, she throwing a molitov cocktail through your mama's and all your homies mama's windows. Fuck T-Pizzle for the 50-11th time.
All I gotta say about Kells is he's a fucking illetrate genius. This fool eats out an underage chick that we ALL saw on video, bootleg, the internet whatever and we be like damn you heard that Ignition remix, have you heard Step in the Name of Love, have u heard Trapped in the Closet 1 through 1000... to bad OJ wasn't a singer.
R. KELLY IS THE MODERN DAY MICHAEL JACKSON WITH THE SHIT HE DO.
THE SONG IS HOT HE DISSED BOW WOW 4REAL
Godamn that shit was toooo funny and as a woman that can't pass the paper bag test i usually would be highly offended but now i'll just take it as a complimant that none of my dark skined under aged sistahs will be in danger !! I thank god for the blessings both big and small!!!
Boy, neeegros just LOVE to perpetuate, don't they???? Makes me proud.............
This fool eats out an underage chick that we ALL saw on video, bootleg, the internet whatever and we be like damn you heard that Ignition remix, have you heard Step in the Name of Love, have u heard Trapped in the Closet 1 through 1000... to bad OJ wasn't a singer.
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Man R Kelly aint strong arm Bow Wow he owned the rights to the song from the jump thats why it never got any radio play off of Bow Wow super-WEAK album. Yall Niggas hating real hard right now, man i aint with R Kelly on tha trial tip right now but that nigga music is killa and thats the truth. He had to come back strong after his cameo on the BOONDOCKS. H-Town, Bitch
I read at Billboard.com that R.Kelly owned all the rights to this song, and that he wasn't going to let Bow Wow promote it. Shoot, I prefer the remix anyway. Anyway, it doesn't look like it's going to help Chad with his meager sales anyway....
Man fukk bowwow.Well T.I iz a good rapper nut on dis track he came as weak as hell.But R&B artist killed him n dats all i gotta say let da pusseis start da hate;It's me B-I-T-C-H-E-S
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the track is tight! t pain killed it! ' pull up 2 the club and dem girls be like, DAMN 28s ' dat got 2 b my favorite line in the track. TI give da track versatility.
LMAO @ "T-Pain looks like he done flirted with some fuckin nerve gas"
classic
"Them there's two niggas with zero intention of drowning out Kells' flute in front of Adams Junior High School."
LOL! Sooo appropriate.. :)
i wuv dis video!!!!!!!!!
da song iz dedicated 2 me cuz datz just wtf i am
never liked r kelly he want to fuck little girls that's him michael jkackson and kells are paid so yeah they're gonna get away with it and no kellty is not going on trial ever nowe if kelly would have sexed some young white girls he would have been tossing salad for real in prison we all know the judicial system will not make a big deal about a young black girl being molested we still are stereotyped but the problem witrh michael jackson was he liked littlwe white boys same with oj he killed 2 white peoplwe yes the media is going destroy them, anna nicole was a ho but her death got mlore covereage than james brown.
you don't know what you talking about because t.I is the King
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