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Diddy feat. Keyshia Cole - "Last Night" video

Posted on March 2, 2007 9:35 AM

Take that! Take that!

Unfortunately I had to watch this video more than once to figure out what to say abaou-u-aou-u-aouuuut it. Puff Daddy’s crying in his cereal again and R&B’s new hair queen is providing that early Mary J. Blige-ish Best Supporting Hoodrat Wailer type of backup for "Last Night," [watch above] the 3rd video single from Diddy's finally platinum "Press Play" LP.

I think that shit is platinum. I'm not sure. It's been a while.

Obviously all the marathons, mohawks, Sun-Dried Raisins, posthumous Biggie releases, Cambodian breast milks and motorcycle dances haven't distracted dude from his one true vice... Puerto Rican skankbags.

I'm just sayin... this girl looks like a Jennifer stand-in to me.

Thank whoever you pray to that Keyshia Cole tucked that horrible Pokemon on the top of her head back into the egg. Good work! Weavasaur should chill on the shelf until Whitney Houston brings out the Sniffalypuff to battle for all the Luster's Pink in Hollywood.

Whitney: Oh, HELL-to-the-naw! I paid $250 for your ass on Canal Street and you gonna lose to a fuckin weave?!

Keyshia: Bwaaaahahahaha!

WH: Stop laughin, bitch! You know how much coke I could have bought with that gwap?

KC: Enough to last you--

WH: That's right, bitch! HOURS!

I'm gonna tell you what I love abaou-u-aou-u-aouuuut Keyshia. Even though her vocals ain't always the tightest, she makes me feel like I'm watching every girl I grew up with in the projects who sang their favorite radio shit with that puffy comb-brush as a mic (i.e. early Mary, whom I also loved). Fuck John Brown. if she gets half a chance from the industry, Keyshia Cole can spark a ghetto revival all by her lonesome.

On the other foot, that stage/set toward the end might as well be the damn shower. Puffy sounds horrible, and I don’t think he knows we can see him.

“Lord, please make me better.” Oh, I hate to break it to you, Puff. God helps those that helps themselves. Give it up, Walter! She's married to that coquito cricket! Didn't you just have a pair of Hilton Sisters by Kim? Damn, dude. You might have a sickness.

But on some real shit, my nigga... Are you done with that Proactiv yet?

I’m a keep it real. I ain’t want no bumps on my face.

talkinvideos@sohh.com

Ronnie only drinks the finest Cambodian breast milks from over by Fordham.

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Law Diva 1908 says...

  • Okay, will if you're back to reviewing real videos currently in rotation, I'll be looking forward to Upgrade you REAL SOON!!!!!

  • March 2, 2007 10:15 AM
  • c b w says...

  • Boo Hoo this rich nigga gets his heart broken.

    Why didn't he just have his bodyguards surround the dude with his girl in the park so he could style on him.

    I would also much rather hear him spit some shit that was written for him than sing some shit he actually wrote.

    Finally...he rolls up into the "performance" edition of the video at night after rolling around in the benz all day. We know Keyshia Cole wasn't waiting there all day for that shit. She had to ghostride the whip real quick and then drop her sister off at an AA meeting.

  • March 2, 2007 10:55 AM
  • nick says...

  • I dont like the video, but the song is absolutely bangin!

    "Press Play" is damn nowhere near platinum! Its sales 542,289, which means its only GOLD.

  • March 2, 2007 11:00 AM
  • WhyWhyWhy???? says...

  • At first I liked the song, never loved it but could tolerate it. Now its just annoying. I really try to like Keysha and deep down want to like her but its just not there vocally. I'm very scared by the thought of having to put up with another cd from her and additional singles. And that Puff just looks old and dated. Its really not 1998 anymore and I'm totally over the one-man Diddy show.

  • March 2, 2007 11:24 AM
  • KC Spits FIRE says...

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  • March 2, 2007 11:40 AM
  • b says...

  • kiesha cole is that shit

  • March 2, 2007 12:21 PM
  • HOODSTAR says...

  • ..first off, LMAO @ c b w, that shit was funny as hell...but on some real shit...the song iz actually a hot record..i know alot of chicks who iz diggin that joint. i meen, its PUFF an its on 'HIS' album? *he gona do wuteva hell he wants to do* ..i must say doe..u gotta stop hatin on Keyshia Coles (she saved this song)..babygirl da truth. she aint gon get on stage an do hella "look wut i can do" dance steps wit chairs an shit but homegirl a sing da hell out of a song. the video was coo, the whole "heartbroken" concept was rather wack. eventhough PUFF did end it like a player. u c he made it to rehearsal fashionably late an nobody could tell he had a "heartbroken" day by dem dance steps - lol.

    MR. 217

  • March 2, 2007 1:08 PM
  • Sherance says...

  • screw diddy I'll hit keyshia though yeah diddy's the star of bad boy it's his world and we live in it how many times do have to hear about his heartbroke sappy love songs hell have'nt he been all over the world going through anything with panties.

    diddy makes sorry cd's because he knows he can get away with it we all know he can't dance or rap but he does'nt care he's diddy baby.

  • March 2, 2007 1:09 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...

  • thank you for them numbers, nick. that's what i get for listening to the message on the youtube post.

    i KNEW his shit bombed.

    sherance,

    i love watching puffy dance. always have. there's a certain entertainment value to it. can't quite put my finger on what exactly, though.

  • March 2, 2007 1:47 PM
  • Neesh says...

  • LMAO.....
    I ALMOST CHOKE ON MY DORITOS.
    THAT WAS DEAD ASS FUNNY..

  • March 2, 2007 3:29 PM
  • SHERANCE says...

  • watching puff dance is funny i'LL ADMIT I can watch him and mick jagger dance for hours if you call that dancing.

    wish he'd quit making sorry ass cd's and find some quality rappers.

  • March 2, 2007 3:53 PM
  • c b w says...

  • Puff is 3 dance moves away from looking like your drunk uncle at the reunion, in the Soul Train line, talking shit about being one of the first Temptations.

  • March 2, 2007 4:14 PM
  • Lowedwn says...

  • Ron...10 pts. on the Whitney-Keisha Convo. On some real shit you know what it is a about Puffy, his dances are so simple and childish, but HOT. I know ain't the only one that's been drunk in the club like "nah...the two-step won't work and I don't feel like dancing-dancing...so lemme get my Puff skip n' step poppin(a la the DIDDY video)", lol


  • March 2, 2007 4:27 PM
  • Lowedwn says...

  • Puff is 3 dance moves away from looking like your drunk uncle at the reunion, in the Soul Train line, talking shit about being one of the first Temptations.

    Posted by: c b w at March 2, 2007 4:14 PM
    ****************************************

    you completely right homie. he look like the uncle that you just start hollerin at him to do steps and he busts it out, even ones that don't really exist...Electric Slide...wop, do the snake, lemme see ya stomp the roach, lemme see ya stomp the roach, now stiff-arm-the-hoe, stiff-arm-the-hoe, put some Red Rooster on it...hmmmm I wonder if that's how the Harlem Shake started?

  • March 2, 2007 4:34 PM
  • Darth Detox says...

  • Breeeeeast Miiiilk! You make my daaaaaayayyyy!

    Shouldn't this be Keyshia Cole featuring Diddy instead?

  • March 2, 2007 4:49 PM
  • The Playa says...

  • "Obviously all the marathons, mohawks, Sun-Dried Raisins, posthumous Biggie releases, Cambodian breast milks and motorcycle dances haven't distracted dude from his one true vice... Puerto Rican skankbags." ---


    *LMAO*

  • March 2, 2007 7:12 PM
  • Lowedwn says...

  • Yo how's Diddy gonna have the same shorty form Lupe's "I Gotcha" video in his video...and shorty looks young too...You looking real R.Kellyish my nigga, stop that.

  • March 2, 2007 7:42 PM
  • LOL@MYSELF says...

  • I'LL BUST A NUT IN KEYSHIA

  • March 2, 2007 7:47 PM
  • Sayko says...

  • YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKIN' KIDDING ME!!!! THE RIAA, FCC OR WHOEVER THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE NEEDS TO CRACK DOWN ON THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT PAYOLA IS ALIVE AND WELL FOR PUFF TO EVEN BE ABLE TO GET THIS SHIT PLAYED BY HIS FUCKIN' NEWEBIES. FUCK HIP HOP, THIS NIGGA IS GOING TO KILL MUSIC IF HE KEEPS THIS NONSENSE UP. UNTIL THI SHIT IS BANNED FROM ALL VIDEO CHANNELS AND RADIO STATIONS, I'LL BE LISTENING TO MY MONK'S CHANTS CD. AND ONE MORE THING, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SOMEONE PULL HIM TO THE SIDE AND TELL HIM THAT THE FUCKING "MEMBER'S ONLY" JACKETS THAT HE'S WEARING AND SELLING IS A VERY,VERY,VERY,BAD(NOT BAD MEANING GOOD BUT BAD MEANING BAD *GET IT?*) LOOK! SHIT, I DON' GOT MYSELF ALL UPSET; I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO MY GIRL CORINNE BAILEY TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

  • March 4, 2007 9:27 AM
  • princess1 says...

  • "Puff is 3 dance moves away from looking like your drunk uncle at the reunion, in the Soul Train line, talking shit about being one of the first Temptations."

    LMAO

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  • March 4, 2007 11:29 AM
  • Concrete Cleopheus..The Ghetto Advocate says...

  • i'd smash Ms. Cole, actually always wanted to. but fuck it, i'm always gettin stepped on anyway

  • March 4, 2007 12:36 PM
  • Cleopheus Uncle..Mortimer Raheem Jenkins 3rd says...

  • i'd smash that fine young woman any hour of the day. hey i do it in my sleep, might as well admit to confessing my dreams....

    tomorrows episode = the reoccuring dream of me in a world of Food Monsters. (Not Safe For PETA Advocates)

  • March 4, 2007 2:32 PM
  • Petro says...

  • Ahhh Diddy...why why WHY did you do this to yourself. All those times I defended you...and for what?! for you to come out with this bull?!

    Am I the only one who noticed how perfectly messy his house is? Like I've never seen a house torn up but everything is still in its place.

    Blank expression? I swear that's the same face you make in everything you do. The only way I tell his emotion is in the way he "dances". The happier he is the higher he jumps.

    Did he do a no hand willy bounce?

    The girl in the video I think is Daly Carol or something. She has her own weave. I wished she helped Keyshia with her kool-aid wave on her head.

    See this is why I get mad at rich people. Ya'll so wastefull! Who throws a cell phone into a perfectly good drink?! That two things gone to waste!

    Should Diddy really leave that car in an unattended alleyway?

    Doesn't the dude on the keys remind u of the white guy in Beatstreet when they are doing auditions in the Roxy and the singer looked like a broke MJ? It is pooooosible that a maaaaaan can flyyyyy....

    Where did she just meet him with all the candles? Why are they there? What the hell just happened???

    Ugh I'm referring to Diddy from now on as Spit. His songs are already so wack no one needs to start beef with him.

  • March 4, 2007 3:54 PM
  • XLPE says...

  • WHAT DO U MEAN PUFF IS TOO OLD. HE'S AN ENTERTAINER. YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND HAVE A PASSION FOR. WHY DOBLACKALWAYS HATE ON RAPPERS. WHITES DONT WORRY ABOUT HOW OLD AN ARTIST IS. PUFF CAN NOT SING IN RETROSPECT.

  • March 8, 2007 2:48 PM
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  • December 17, 2007 5:10 PM

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