Oh my damn. This shit is not fair.
Beyonce and Shakira team up for 2007 Boner Jam of the Year Candidate, "Beautiful Liar." [watch above] For the sake of maintaining the guise of professionalism, I watched this video (on mute) with an icepack in my lap and a picture of my dead grandmother on my desk.
Aight. Let's get to work.
Beyonce's been trying her damnedest to look Latina for quite some time now. A few years back I turned on Saturday Night Live and thought I was looking at Jennifer Lopez. She's been Beyonce K. Starr ever since. In this video, I can't even always tell who's Shakira and who's not... until they start moving.
The Jigga-pleasing hips gyrate admirably for the most part, but when placed next to Shakira, B's midsection work is a candle in the Colombian sun.
"Oh, that's my cousin Shakira with the good hair. She teachin' me all that rice and bean shit."
If you care to learn what you've just watched above, take the time to visit any quinceniera ceremony in the coming months. Not only will a 7-year old teach you, but her mother will be proud than a motherfucker of her little Yuvelkis.
I couldn't give 2 green baby shits and a squirrel fart about this song, but I'm glad I stuck around for Mortal Kombat mirror match that began on the dirty ass floor. Jay obviously made B battle Shakira for a month's supply of Jasmine Guy brand Bleach-Free Skin Lightener.
That's not fair, Shawn. You know she can't work without her medicine.
I vote B and Shakira do an entire album together. I base the assertion squarely on the virtue of the subsequent music videos, which I will continue to watch on mute.
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Wow, like golly-gee!! I'm FIRST!! Like Oh my gosh, like!!! LOL
I KNEW it wasn't just me that thought Bey was tryin' too hard to do that Latina thing. Now the coochee poppin' in the end is what got me. I thought Bey was going to crack her pelvic bone trying to upstage Shay. If she had stuck her ass out any further in the end, you could see her ovulating.
I thought u was a faggot Ron mex
beyonce's skin lightening has been evident for some time now but, that's hollywood for you!!!!!!
Them sum Bad Bitches!!!!........ (Boner!!!) lol!!!
I SEE BOOTY, BOOTY, DAYUM AND MORE BOOTY. AMERICA IS SUCH A WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE IN AND THOSE TO BODIES ARE LIKE A WONDERLAND.
"Beyonce and Shakira team up for 2007 Boner Jam of the Year Candidate..."
Thats why I like this blog, sitting here laughing my ass off...
SEE BOOTY, BOOTY, DAYUM AND MORE BOOTY. AMERICA IS SUCH A WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE IN AND THOSE TO BODIES ARE LIKE A WONDERLAND.
Posted by: B- Stuy Long at March 14, 2007 10:47 AM
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And this is why Americans are hated all over the world, because they care about things that are reckless and unimportant.
If this is what America represents then be prepared for the worst..... perhaps the 2nd coming?
Listen, Wait and Watch
beyonce and shakira in a dance off I always thought of beyonce as dancing better ibn the video anyway yeah b got sha beat on this one I was hoping we would get to see them kiss I sensed some lesbian tension between them.
I wish I was jigga we,b and shakira would have did somethnig nasty.
songh was cool b trying to be latina well hollywood all the blacks try to be something they're not lil kim went for the michael jackson in drag spot.
DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
I saw Beyonce premiere this shit on the Negro Channel 2 weeks ago and it's been a favorite on my You Tube since. Your damn right this shit ain't fair. That shit is like the ultimate 3some fantasy or a new fucked up game show "Who Won't Bust-A-Nut in Under 2 Minutes"...I'd lose errrtime....Ooooo and that shit at the end when they thrusting they hips and ass on the wall, oh my damn.
Oh yeah, I told y'all from the DeJa Vu video that Beyonce was on that Michael Jackson skin cream.
And this is why Americans are hated all over the world, because they care about things that are reckless and unimportant.
If this is what America represents then be prepared for the worst..... perhaps the 2nd coming?
Listen, Wait and Watch
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true...
I did not think that I was going to like this song but, I actually like it alot. The video is cool too. For the life of me I don't understand why people are saying this girl uses skin lightener, she was always light. Just had bronzer on or a serious tan.
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OK, I'll shut up now.
Posted by: The Foreign Amnesty Operatives at March 14, 2007 11:24 AM
No wonder, your an immgrant! I hope you got your green card.
This was the best production with a videocamera in the history of video....beyonce and shakira are like vanilla and chocolate ice cream mixed together. bomb as shit. did anyone else notice beyonce looks lighter in her more mainstream videos, while the more soul/hood videos she seems darker.
I vote B and Shakira do an entire album together. I base the assertion squarely on the virtue of the subsequent music videos, which I will watch continue to watch on mute.
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ron mex, you summed up my thought process completely.
Man F8ck an album I vote shakira nd beyonce do a porno together!!!!! No that's platinum out the gate!!!!! With a tongue kiss after the money shot!
yes b and shakira would look good between the sheets I like it all these closet dykes are coming out I love it lesbians rule baby.
ciara dresses like a boy wow she's letting us know who wears the pants baby yeah rock on b rock on shakira.
You know what...
That is some funny ass shit!
Beyonce K. Starr - damn! (on mute of course)
I saw the video and it was ok. That comment about Beyonce "trying to be Latina" well me being latino I could tell you how many latinos are acting black. Any way, America is a cultural diaspora where anybody could be like anybody else. How many people have Chinese tattoos who are bnot Chinese. I guess you see my point. When Jlo came out, she trendsetted the "Urban sexy" look (along with P.Diddy) with the chicks rocking flowery shirts with skirts and heels. Shit, I was tired of the 90's gangsta bitch were every chick look like an episode of "Mi vida Loca" Its all about the exchange of cultures especially between Afican Americans and Latinos. You guys showed us Hip-hop in the 70's and we started you up on that street hustle which by the way helped bring out all the "black owned indie labels" If you know what I mean.
ITHOUGHT I WAS THA ONLY ON THA WATCH VIDEOS ON MUTE JUS LIKE DAT CRAZY IN LOVE VIDEO CANT SING BUT DEY CAN SHAKE SUMTHIN
Beyonce and Shakira team up for 2007 Boner Jam of the Year Candidate
Posted by Ron Mexico at March 14, 2007 9:00 AM
^^^^^^^^^
Truer words have never been spoken.
What makes you think Bey is trying to look Latina? Cuz her nose isn't wide and flat like a mushroom? Cuz she's not dark skinned? And bleaching her skin? Are you niggas serious...wow.
She wears extensions and the same kind of outfits just like every other r&b singer. I don't see how she's trying to do the Latina thing. It's her softer facial features that lead ppl to believe that she's trying to "look" that way. Ashanti can't do it cuz her face resembles a turtle's. She'll be iight tho
And by the way, Beyonce was the better dancer. But all my niggas say it and I agree: Shakira could definitely get it.
Sanra Rose at http://www.sandrarosenews.blogspot.com/is going to be pissed!
1: Because she hates Beyonce (she was crushin on Jay when Bey hooked him with her hips)
2: Because she hates Latino's
That stupid racist b!tch is probably pissing her pants knowing these 2 did a video together. That Sanra Rose gets the "Hater of the Year" award on a silver platter.
http://www.sandrarosenews.blogspot.com/
That's ass... very, very entertaining video... the song? Well, that's what mute is for...
Gusto
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I tried to listen to the music and watch the video at the same time and that didn't work the same way. SOHH I had to mute that ish and it was much much better in presentation.
Y'all r just mutin da vid cuz u cnt handl da lyrics....Y'all dun lik all da gal powa in dis sng n prefa 2 admir da sexy bodis movin oll ova....F'd up niggaz!!!!...
aPRT 4RM DAT...da vid is CRAZI...itz ABOUT TYM we saw sum sexi ladiz teamin up....Well dun B n Shakira!!!.....
Da son is even betta....WOW!!!Dey actulli pulld it off...at 1st i thot it wud sound weird coz of their diffrent voices bt at the end of the day...am HAPPY BOUT THIS SONG
Y'all r just mutin da vid cuz u cnt handl da lyrics....Y'all dun lik all da gal powa in dis sng n prefa 2 admir da sexy bodis movin oll ova....F'd up niggaz!!!!...
aPRT 4RM DAT...da vid is CRAZI...itz ABOUT TYM we saw sum sexi ladiz teamin up....Well dun B n Shakira!!!.....
Ha Ha you sound like my sister. There was no GIRL power there. All they did was dress up in skimpy outfits and sing Shakira Shakira, Beyonce Beyonce.
Besides what is girl power. Women need Women's Empowerment. T
How many people have Chinese tattoos who are bnot Chinese. I guess you see my point.
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Not really. I eat French fries. Does that make me French?
And what the hell is "acting black" anyway?????? I get sick of hearing THAT crap from people.
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America is a cultural diaspora where anybody could be like anybody else.
Hell, if THAT'S the case, then African Americans are a diaspora within their own culture alone! There is no "acting black". And where I come from, Latinas are considered brothers and sisters just like our people.
What makes you think Bey is trying to look Latina? Cuz her nose isn't wide and flat like a mushroom? Cuz she's not dark skinned? And bleaching her skin? Are you niggas serious...wow.
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And this is about one of the stupidest comments I've ever heard. Very intelligent!!!!
QUOTE:
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I couldn't give 2 green baby shits and a squirrel fart about this song, but I'm glad I stuck around for Mortal Kombat mirror match that began on the dirty ass floor. Jay obviously made B battle Shakira for a month's supply of Jasmine Guy brand Bleach-Free Skin Lightener.
That's not fair, Shawn. You know she can't work without her medicine.
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MY THOUGHTS ON QUOTE:
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LOL!
Um...After watching this video...I think I'm a lesbian...who wants to girate my hips on some dick. LMAO!
Yeah man...I was like who is...wait...is that?!? But yes, twas the end that proved who is the better hip shaker... I bet she went home and practiced with J EVERY NIGHT!!!
Ron, I am disappointed in you. Perhaps confused is a better term.
Are suggesting that women should just look sexy and shut up (in reference to your comment about watching the video in mute)? It seems to me that your remarks are reinforcing these behaviors.
Do you really want to promote the same old shit that everyone else does? I thought you were beyond this.
Ron Mex... You got a fucked up name... And you gay, nigga you turning to all the channels... You lame as hell...
i'm jaw dropped. this video has me craving for more!!!!!!!
i think beautiful liar was on my top 10 because i like how they rolled there hips and stomache that was just cool i used to know how to do it myself,except i know that everyone gets fat alittle
WOW!!!!!!!
Thats why I love girls, girls, girls, girls.
so ya'll what have you been doing
Personally, I like the video. I don't see how Beyonce` is "trying to look Latina". Yes, Her and Shakira look alike, does that mean that Shakira is trying to be Black? NO. They just resemble each other. The whole skin lighting thing is quite dumb. Beyonce has always been light. Maybe she didn't use a bronzer or get a tan. I know during the winter/fall seasons, I'm lighter than the summer/spring seasons, I know ALOT of Black people like that, maybe that applies in her case.
you guys are fuckin haters holy fuck go do something more inportant with ur life then talk bout beyonce her video is tuff u guys just hatin cause u girls don't have her body and sing like her i beat if u were to see heru guys would of been like omg beyonce u guys are gays ass ppl go sit down and read a book and stop chatin bout other ppl bout she tryin to be latin first of all who the fuck wants to be fuckin latin u guys make me sick if u guys have some negitive to say why do u guys have to tell the whole damm world fuckin waste pplllllllll and beyonce doing her thing haf the moves she doin u guys can't even do it i bet cha dis is the bumba clot shit dat piss me off holy if the girl wants to try something diferent OKAY WHATS THE FUCKIN PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!
i really like the song that beyonce and shakira mead,its the best song i heared i really love it a lot , so tell me how did you make friends and mead a good song thats so good
oi mudafukers im at hershel in sloguh
im ur short 1 (((midget)) fukin gandus
i really like the song that beyonce and shakira power full,and sexy...i luv thx
i hate shakira but beyonce is better than
her no no!i dont like shakira
beyonce please dont try your will never look like shakira's trick
beyonce dont try your hips will never look like shakiras
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I like the song and it´s true that they both look alike - here one can only blame nature.
Fact is, latin american ways of dancing ( from Argentina way up north to Colombia ) and music have a whole lot of african influence just like african american dancing and music.
Shakira dances afro latin way of dancing mixed with arabian dancing - and even the arabian way of dancing origionated in Morocco Africa.
There´s no coping here, they´re just two very similar cultures with similar backgrounds in one music video.
Besides blacks come in different shades from black, dark chocolate brown, caramel brown, light brown, yellow brown and olive.
Beyonce ranges from caramel to yellow brown simple.
There´re many blacks with lighter skin, natural soft waist long hair, light brown eyes, small narrow caucasoid noses, black to light brown hair and soft feauters even in africa like eritreans, ethiopians, somalis, nubians, barawa seychelloise etc.......Beyonce is similar to them. Plus if we talk about skin bleaching, we should also talk about skin tanning which´s also very harmful.
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