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The White Rapper Show: Thug It Up A Notch
Posted on February 13, 2007 12:28 PM
This week on “The White Rapper Show” John Brown, Jus Rhyme, Persia and Shamrock explore their inner gully in a series of challenges that, once again, test not their prowess and potential as MCs, but perpetuate the harmful stereotypes and idiosyncrasies of the ghetto.
Oh, yeah… and they got their asses handed to them on Hot 97, which is NOT a Clear Channel station, by the way.
Jus Rhyme in the morning symposium took the form of Xandir from Drawn Together. For those of you just joining us, Jus is on a lifelong quest to save his girlfriend, and rap from the white man.
Serch really tossed his mozzarella sticks into the deep fryer this time. Miss Jones, looking fresh out the BBW video, wasn’t about to accept any bullshit from these kids (or Ego Trip, or VH1 for that matter). Imagine if Star and Bucwild were still there! Okay, let’s not. That shit would have been messier than it already was.
See... A freestyle challenge would be great for a collection of MCs, but these kids can barely get through a 16 that they write and rehearse for 30 minutes. These kids officially can’t show their faces anywhere after this Hot “107” debacle. That touchdown cipher truly played out like a group of retards trying to hump a doorknob… and failing.
John Brown may have taken his marketing strategy too far. Didn’t Mr. Empowerment Zone say his clown ass was based out of Brooklyn? Shouldn’t this simpleton then know that Miss Jones would eat his narrow ass like a Grand Slam Breakfast?
I think it’s safe to say that my speculation was amiss. I guess Persia doesn’t want John Brown’s little viceroy in her white castle. In fact, no one’s wanted anything to do with our special boy in quite some time.
That is, no one except the one contestant more desperate for attention and acceptance, Powder.
That moose head bit was pretty funny, but man, looking at a grown man geek out like that is disturbing. That was some serious “I Am Sam” shit.
So, after completely destroying their hopes of being respected rap figures on the biggest rap radio station in the known universe, Serch dresses the kids in the finest thug fashions and immediately inserts them into the real-life version of Grand Theft Auto III. As the challenge began, I was so past criticizing the reverse coonery that all I could think was “Damn, they suckered Just Blaze AND Saigon into this shit?”
As I, of course, ponder the societal relevance of what I’m watching like the Negro Freedom Writer that I am, I observe the saddest piece of television this program has produced: The Thug Disclaimer.
Oh, yes, I of all people, understand the importance of the disclaimer. Trust me. However, a disclaimer does not absolve you or your company of responsibility for what you produce for the mass public. When your program, which is supposed to cultivate rappers, does nothing more than make a mockery of the musical genre, culture and the kids who have put their lives on hold for the carrot you dangle, you are definitely still on the hook. No cheeky disclaimer can put you in the clear.
“I hope y’all got that.”
While Jus Rhyme bust his ass on a bicycle in a manner I hadn’t seen since I was 9, the combination of summer sun, poor conditioning and pernil damn near killed The Queen of Queens. I guess the rule applies. Just because you can catch a case doesn’t mean you’re built for the urban jungle. Being that we’d seen Persia carted off in an ambulance in various commercial spots, most of us knew what was on the other side of the commercial break when homegirl went to purify herself in the waters of Lake Minnetoilet.
GTA champion Jus Rhyme had the opportunity to select any remaining contestant with him to his prize “A Thug’s Night Out” with N.O.R.E., who was quickly bored with both clown-asses. For those of you who don’t speak the dun language, N.O.R.E.’s words and body language translate as such:
“Aight. We were gonna bring y’all with us to the club and maybe to a house party after that, but we can’t be seen in public with you bitches. Y’all can finish off this champagne and cookies. I’m gonna go get my dick sucked. Peace.”
What makes all of the above even more awesomely awesome? NONE OF THAT SHIT factored into elimination!
After running around like assholes, catching cases and having heart attacks, they are told that shit was purely for the amusement of the viewing public. I’d have been ready to kill me an MC Serch. Sometimes I rub my eyes in disbelief that Prince Paul is involved in this buffoonery.
The true challenge came in the kids having to write thugged-out nursery rhymes. Persia seized this challenge as an opportunity to shank John Brown in the shower and fucked it up something terrible. Once again, all that bark and Persia couldn’t bring a damn thing to the table. I shouldn’t have been as surprised as I was. She and Sullee have been choking on the black dildo since day one, but damn. I really expected her to gun up with all the bacon on the line.
I guess John Brown gets the last laugh and his claim of Persia only having 3 verses rings true.
With that said… I’ve never had a synthetic dick on my lips.
We Love New York tomorrow.
Comments
first chumps, the wrs is garbage like most white rappers
wasn't such a funny read. but i get your point. maybe i should have watched the show but it is kind of hard to sit through. looking forward to your i love ny ep 5 post. plenty stuff to go off about there.
This was the lamest episode yet. I think I knew Persia was going home from the get-go. I'm pulling for my fellow A-town homey, Shamrock, because John Brown's a fake and JusRhyme is lame as fuck. I was laughing at Persia's fat ass taking so long to ride the fucking bike, she couldn't even pedal, she was just coasting that bitch. Then you got JusRhyme and JB's lame asses coming off gay as hell in front of N.O.R.E. Those dudes are jokes, Persia and Shamrock were the only two real ones left.
WNM07.
Its amazing to read a blog written by a so-called "Negro Freedom Writer". The very ideals transposed in your diatribe against whitey were created in the Western Cannon. I am assuming you are somewhat educated (meaning some level of community college journalism 101 or better)and are aware that concepts such as equality etc were all created in the western world (and in particular antiquity greece). Not African, Asian or any other culture. Now I am under the full understanding that you most likely hate the white man and also are a fan of the ignorance articulated (and I use the word articulated loosely) in 50 cent, camron, the game records. Maybe more reading of Cornell West books and maybe listening to speeches by Bill Cosby will help you to realize the "attack on the hip hop culture" has been in effect for some time and the main culprits are Black people, and black men in particular. Now I understand "narrow ass crackers" are the ones pushing "gangsta" culture onto the masses. However it would be sufice to say that black peoples biggest enemies are each other. It bewilders me (I have a PHD in Politcal Science and am a fan of hip hop music of yester year, even like bumpy knuckles and m.o.p despite the negativity of their music) that instead of talking about "what i see everyday in the hood" which is the status quo excuse for the bullshit I here in Young Jeezy records, which by the way the kids that live in the projects are fully aware of, why not tell kids to get an education. Calling everything racist is not a real discourse. There are many black intellectuals in America who are writing about these various issues...READ...educate yourself, you think W.E.B Du Bois would listen to 50 cent records about killing "niggaz" and selling crack and pimping bitches??? Please, your not a Freedom Writer, just a another cog in the wheel of bullshit. You want to really contribute to your people and culture? Interview Chuck D ask him about poverty and his views on it. I have and you would be surprised on what he thinks Americans real plight is. Its called class and being trapped in a socio-economic strata that one can not get out of. PLEASE less bling bling I got money and more read read i got education.
I WILL BE ON THE LAST EPISODE BATTLING ..........
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU , I WILL EAT ALL THESE MCz WITH SOMETHING I WROTE OR CAME UP WITH BACK IN 1996.........
Posted by: Jason Somturk at February 13, 2007 1:26 PM
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DDDAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!
Ya blogs are not a good look brotha.
Christ Bless!
PZ
black people know everything about white people. just ask them.
Posted by: Jason Somturk at February 13, 2007 1:26 PM
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DDDAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!
Ya blogs are not a good look brotha.
Christ Bless!
PZ
Posted by: PZ at February 13, 2007 1:45 PM
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so why the hell to you (PZ) keep posting so much and leaving comments all the time
y'all take the shit discussed in here way way too seriously
and Somturk look at what you wrote and tell me why I shouldn't say ur full of shit(which I believe you are), I'm sorry but you sound like every other white person stating their disdain for the the current hip-hop culture or black culture as a whole and I'll tell you why, the statement you used to qualify yourself are as tired as all the rest "I have a PHD in Politcal Science (qualifying your education, fine) and am a fan of hip hop music of yester year (an attempt to qualify that your "down")"...I'm not even gonna go on any further, but you need to check yourself, because while I don't believe your comments were outright rascist they were meant to add fuel to the fire and yet no sort of solution just more finger pointing...what are u personally doing to "save hip-hop", you should be trying to get this damn show off the air instead of commenting on a comedic blog written about it
That video is hilarious...."Hallelujah, holla back..."...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT ABOUT?!??!??!?!?!?!?..LOL...white people crack me up!!
Posted by: Lowedwn at February 13, 2007 2:39 PM
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Don't feed into any kind of racism, that's the punk way out.
That cat was spittin straight truth, and if folks would begin to receive it and put that first foot forward in "being" change..then it would happen.
Folks can't stand the truth, and would rather wallow around in ignorance and insultation of others. That's just fact. And when others speak on it, then the people speaking on it becomes the "problem".
Self responsibility is the first step towards self realization and self improvement. Self improvement is required before you can change anything around yourself.
Finding these hate filled blogs amusing and filling yourself up with these attitudes is dangerous to your heart and serves NOTHING to NOONE.
And while I'm just a white guy who has lived and struggled to break down racist thoughts since the earliest days I can remember, I appreciate someone coming on here and calling out Ron for calling himself a "Negro Freedom Writer."
Too many times we are looking for someone else to give us the keys so that we can unlock ourselves from the thing holding us down, when all along...we've BEEN HAD that key in our front pocket!
Why am I constantly on here? To give you folks something to think about other than ignorance. Christ is love!
CHRIST BLESS!
PZ
theres nothin wrong with the blog, and if ya'll comprehend the humor in them, maybe some of you dudes need a few new things in ya life, for starters try pussy and offline socializing.
Champagne and cookies.....Priceless. That shit is funny to me. Any way Jus Rhyme is garbage. Why does he have to rep my beloved LA. Somebody slap this kid. John Brown looks like he has down syndrome. The show is silly and MC Search is fucking up with it. I gotta watch that episode. DVR is the shit.
little brother.. "the minstrel show", anyone?
John Brown is the man!!! He is just playin the show how he should.. he relizes that those ppl on the show are wack and he is lettin them kno he's bout business..Hallelujah Holla Back!
http://www.myspace.com/jaymillz3
John Brown is the man!!! He is just playin the show how he should.. he relizes that those ppl on the show are wack and he is lettin them kno he's bout business..Hallelujah Holla Back!
http://www.myspace.com/jaymillz3
I actually think this show is quite humorous. You can't really take a reality rap show serious anymore so, it's supposed to be more for pure comedy.
On a hip-hop point of view, let's not front and say that a couple of them aren't good. Persia, Sullee, and Jon Boy are all right.
http://www.myspace.com/jaymillz3
Posted by: Jay BAPE at February 13, 2007 3:28 PM
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Why you gonna link up to a private page???
"and are aware that concepts such as equality etc were all created in the western world (and in particular antiquity greece). Not African, Asian or any other culture. " - Posted by: Jason Somturk at February 13, 2007 1:26 PM
i have huge problems with your ignorance and your post in general. apparently your PHd in political science did nothing for your cultural or anthropological understandings. the concepts of equality were not only created but but into practice in EVERY continent except Europe long before america was "founded". how are you going to even claim greece had a concept of equality when they had slaves. Even in america equality was such a problem that they had a civil war and several movements and 2 civil rights bills and affirmative action to try and get it right. Even today if you ask most black people AND latin people you will find that equality still doesn't exist here. you're smoking something if you think that black on black atrocisities are the only thing we need to worry about or even the largest negative impact. all the conditions black people know in america AND in africa are conditions that white people have created and are still creating. Hell even, Iraq was stable until white people fucked it up. But in your view you would probably blame the civil war and all their problems on the iraqies themselves. Chuck D who you touted would never say that racism isn't a major problem in this society. you don't have to interview him. just read his website www.publicenemy.com or listen to his music. which song do you want me to quote to you first. lyrics from antinigger machine, burn hollywood burn, by the time i get to arizona? the problem with people like you is that you want to ignore the effects of racism. yes there is a class and economy issue. guess what, both of those things (at least in america) are issues that are effected by race. your race even legally (for my parents and grandparents) was a factor on what jobs you got and education you recieved. and there is no fresh start in this country. over 90% of all wealth is TRANSFERRED through generations and not new. even bill gates had a rich multimillionaire daddy before he ever made money on his own. That fact alone should blast your equality theory out of the window. give your degree back to the online school that you got it from cause that piece of paper is only good for whiping your ass at the momment. you are ignorant.
PS before you even start, i'm a huge fan of education. but i believe it should be more than just paper when you get a degree.
Will anybody take Saigon seriously after several "Not Keeping It Real" moments? The "Entourage" shit This shit the nigga is fuckin up major!!!!!
that was the funniest episode of the show...lol. but im rootin 4 king of da burbs all tha way.who saw persia fat ass on the floor like a dead mosquito!? LMAO XD
that was the funniest episode of the show...lol. but im rootin 4 king of da burbs all tha way.who saw persia fat ass on the floor like a dead mosquito!? LMAO XD
OK, in reference to all this racial seething and all this "minstrel"-talk, has anyone mentioned that ego trip, the team that's responsible for creating this show, are NOT white! Not a single member of the faction is white. And if you've ever read their long-defunct magazine or any of their books you'd know that they're some of the most educated, enlightened peeps on hip-hop, race, and pop culture in general. Their completely aware of both economic/cultural gentrification. The whole point of the show is yes, of course, to entertain somewhat to fulfill Vh1's commercial requirements, but even more so, to spark discussion on race. What tv show ever has had a cast of completetly white characters discussing, reacting, and being sensitive to racial dynamics? That is what they're really trying to do.
They would be thrilled to know that dudes are debating this off this blog right now. If you think that this show is designed by some knucklehead white tv guys to "exploit" hip hop culture, you're really missing something. (that includes YOU, author of this blog, who, by the way, in your one last week noted that the place the white rappers go shopping was in the BX...come on, everybody knows moe's sneaker colosseum is in queens. You must not by from NY.
HALLELUJAH, HOLLA BACK!!!!
What an offensive shameful waste. Only thing worse is those who can't help but to support it. On and off the show.
I don't care what redeemable actions Search tries it nothing more than exlpotative culture banditism!
"I am an african I don't wear greek/must I be reminded of a legendary thief/Who tried to make Egypt in comparison to greece/ I see cave boy and he wanna play black/ give a gass face and you bound to get
slapped"
-XCLAN, To The East Blackwards
Freedom or Death
aiight i kinda butchered that Bro J verse but I was pisseed!!!!!
KING OF DA BURBS SON!!! I THINK JOHNN BROWN IS ILL BUT I DONT THINK HE RDY 4 THE INDUSTRY, ESPECIALLY NOW...WISH HIM LUCK. PS; I BET HE GLAD THAT FAT B!TCH IS GONE LOL
mc serch and the rest of these wanna be rappers should be shot who would ever go and buy any of there garbage i mean the fat chick was ok but choked and white kid from the atl is ok but this show should be canceled and for the 2 other wanna be rappers they should be put out of there misery as well as the all the producers of this show and the people from vh1 and everyone affilliated w/this show should be known and exposed for what they are i guess hip hop is really dead with shit like this on tv and for sum kids out there to actually watch this garbage and think this is hip hop its just a dam shame hip hop is dead and mc serch and the rest of these clowns should get the gas face...
Posted by: kevin at February 13, 2007 10:00 PM
my thoughts exactly
white rapper show is strait garbage!i dont waist my time watching that shit!
im all for anyone cashing dem checks but mc (needs to keep)serching finding white rappers and Ice T (what the fuck happen to him)teaching little kids how to rap and all these people coming up w/these shows acting like hiphop is a gimic these shows is so disrespectful to all hiphop heads and disrespectful to the craft of all real hiphop artist i mean im no fan of D4L and that type of hiphop but even that shit is more hip hop than that show or those wanna be artist will ever be i mean who would ever work w/these dudes who would ever do a callbo w/these clowns that would be like a death sentence to anyone but i have an idea we should put all these people and i mean everyone thats on these shows mc search and ice t all people behind the scenes as well as these clowns as well as mr britney spears put them on island kinda like survivor island and let them all kill each other and the winner gets the money to just go away and never come back my money on the fat girl cause im sure shell eat everybody and she was the only one who seem to feel what she said cause not one of these cats know what hiphop is all about and if they did they sold out example mc search and ice t which is sumthing they always said they wouldnt do all for the power of the dollar i mean mc search wasnt he the one who dis vanilla ice for not being real so whos the one not being real now and vh1 no one should go to the next vh1 hip hop honors cause we know what vh1 thinks of hip hop w/putting this show out...aond im out and thats whats up....
little brother.. "the minstrel show", anyone?
Posted by: yup at February 13, 2007 3:24 PM
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AMEN!!!!!!
The show's a joke. The whole thing is a joke. It's not even about being a rapper, it's about dissin Hip Hop culture. Serch might disagree but that is definitely what it has become. I don't give a fuck who wins. Niggas in Da Band could tear these bitches up limb for limb, and Da Band fuckin sucks. Sullee was the only cat with a lil' bit of skill and now he's gone. Everyone else straight garbage, yes including Persia, who's arm is the size of my whole damn waist!!!
By the way, anyone else think Saigon and Xzibit are brothers? I thought Saigon was that nigga at first!
in that "walk it out song" by outcast he says that white tee looks like a nite gound dress like the man that you are,wtf??? this is hip hop white tees baggy shirts and pants are apart of hip hop, andre 3000 be dressing wack ass hell looking like austen powers or some fake pimp from the 70s dude be rideing in pink cars flying in videos the fuck outta here they allready fucked hip hop up by turning it into pop now they wanna make everybody wear tight clothes fuck you and fuck that we need a million man hip hop march too bring hip hop back!! to tell someone you cant wear baggy clothes in hip hop is like telling a punk rocker not to spike his hair .people step up we need a hip hop march
I just gotta laugh at the fkin "THUG STYLIST" that has dressed the likes of Busta and Missy-- the two biggest thugs in the industry!!!
I liked this show at first, but the Hot 97 incident brought my 3 week high down at I finally realized they were wack. I mean really wack.
There are much better white rappers out there, I'm sure of it. SERCH shoulda just went and got all the washed up white rappers that EMINEM crushed and gave them 100g's. (I'm nicer than PETE, I'm on a Serch to crush a MILKBONE/I'm EVERLASTIN, I'll melt VANILLA ICE like sillicone) and then throw in Bubba Sparxxx and Haystak...uh... Ugly Duckling and uh... Atmosphere... iLL bill (aint he whitey)... and uh... El-p... i think he white...
The first dude that got eliminated might have been the best one, and he wasnt that great either. Dasit and dats all.
Serch should just say fuck-it and send them all home without a winner for this season. the entire crew is WACK!
And that fucking stylist was comedy at its best. Biggie in that rabbit fur was hilarious!
cosignin wit da kid, the whole crew is like the black eyed peas...but white...not a good look. XD
WTF is Serch always yelling "This Is Not A Game!" It is a damn game - look at the stupid ass 'challenges' he has them doing. They knew Persia ass was out of shape and wouldn't make it anyway! The stylist - garbage! They kill me with taking notes at the elimination part of the show. Its all garbage! Shamrock is the winner!
IM THE BEST WHITE RAPPER ALIVE!!!!
What is up with all the dam complaining. Does anybody remember once upon a time, NO RAP was played on tv? When MTV first came out I remember watching that crap all day long hoping to see at least MJ's thriller! Now everybody's complaining that is is overexposed. Make up ya dam minds!Look at how big hip hop has become. No it is not dead, she is just experiencing puberty, some growing pains. Up in arms cause a few white kids on TV trying to rap, so what? I would like to hear 1 new rap song where a girl isn't a bitch or a hoe. We all can't get what we want can we? Learn to take the good and the bad.
that was the funniest episode of the show...lol. but im rootin 4 king of da burbs all tha way.who saw persia fat ass on the floor like a dead mosquito!? LMAO XD
---------------------------------------laughing my ass off right now all hail the king of the burb HE BASKING IN HIS HATE ALL THE WAY to the 100,000 g's that is MY BOY RIGHT THERE. HE A MARKETING MONSTER. PERSIA HAD my ass dying going up the hill than collapsing it was like shit ma that only took 6 minutes it was like she just crossed the dessert or something HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK KING OF THE BURBS THE WINNER!!!!
The white rapper show is funny as hell. None of them are good rappers, im sure there are better white rappers out there. None of them muthafuckas got more than 2 verses, and THEY CALL THEMSELVES MCS???? that whiteboy Jus Rhyme said the same verse like 6 times already!!!! The first time it was ok, but by the sixth he needs to shut the fuck up!!!! none of these people will go wood in their own suburban neighborhoods, so why would people from the hood feel they wack ass rhymes???
>>all yall need to chill on that political talk, cause its pointless.....that white dude with all them degrees talkin bout white people invented equality, (Jason Somturk), you sound like an asshole prick judgin black culture....white people didnt invent shit....them greeks had slaves, the whole feudal system came from Europe, errbody knows that....white people CREATED the world that exists today, with all the disease and turmoil.....gave diseases to the healthy jungle people across the world, took their land and resources, then gave them debts when the people wanted their shit back....I hate when white people think they are soooo smart....white people just benefit from the evils of their forefathers....i dont care if you are even a poor redneck, you are still white....how can you have RACE as the most important topic for 350 years in the the development of a country(USA), and then just think everything is all good now???? some racist slaveowner Willie Lynch said that his "techniques" to break down black people would work for hundreds of years if used properly. and that shit worked, and still works.... black communities at home and abroad are always the worst educated, worst sanitary, worst everything....hip hop music has little to do with the state of black people in the world. What has more to do with it is the things that brought us to that....not what is created from it.....if it WASNT for hip hop, blacks would be off worse, because of all the jobs it has provided. So before you yuppie cracker wanna leave the burbs and comment on shit, why dont you give back some of that money your great great granddaddy stole from somebody....
stop ur haterade u freakin hateful person it's just a t.v show get a life!!!! damn....
I don't care of any of you say, Persia is FIRE!!!!!!! We haven't had a female rapper spit like that in a long time. I don't know what's up with the mental blocks she experiences during elimination but I REALLY HATE it that she got eliminated cause now I basically have no reason to watch the show. Everyone who is left is pretty much garbage. John Brown just gets on my nerves, he can't rap and I wish he and his ghetto revival would go straight to hell. If you're the so called King of the Burbs how the hell can you have a ghetto revival? And Jus Rhyme kills me with his one man mission to erase white supremacy. And damn Shamrock I do like him cause he's from the south like me, but thats where it ends. His rhymes are garbage too. The two best were Persia and Sullee.
Mannnn John Brown is gonna get his ass whooped one of these days....
Seriously, the show is a joke. And i'm sure that at the time of filming it, Serch thought it was really real. I can only imagine how he feels now while he sits back at home and watches the show unfold on National TV. EMbarrasing... BUt it is entertainment and we're all here talking about it, so it's doing its job. If you don't like it move on, change the channel.
fuck this damn show vh1 does'nt care these kids will go down in history as jokes while they go home broke vh1 will have cashed in serch's just a hasbeen what has he done since 1990-1991 when 3rd bass fell off he dropped one solo record and dropped now serch is an ambassador on black culture surprised these kids ain't wearing blackface we might get that next since viacom love making reality shows of anybody degrading themselves.
I'm laughing at these kids like all other tv reality stars they will fade away and won't nobody hear from them again.
You want sulle in ya life, skio's wont suffice, women walkin to the right gotta be twice as nice as the next chick, make me show the other broads da exit, girl who after the first date wont let the legs split.
im with a dime in dey cousin, smokin dimes by da dozen, i check the time its about a dime to a dozen, stunners go ugh, dime by the dozen, HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK , she want the dimonds and hundreds.
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