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I Love New York: We Ballin' Boyyyyy!!!
Posted on February 14, 2007 2:06 PM
"--Peanut Butter, Jelly! Peanut Butter, Jelly!/
Now City Boy wit it! City Boy wit it!..."
In this week’s edition of Flavor of Stooch, New York puts the boys to work on that ball court for a little “And 1 Man-Bitch Tape” starring Skip to my Whiteboy and Rico Ginobili. We also observe “The Science of Cockblocking” with a collection of fundamentally sound blockers.
Our episode begins with a little charity, however. As 12 Pack so gingerly put it, Boston’s been takin it up the ass all season. Times are rough in Oz and Boston Beecher’s getting that Keller workout. I just have the strangest feeling shit’s gonna end with Pac breakin Boston’s arms.
On the court we have Player/Coach/Motivational Speaker-for-hire Tango playing the Tree Rollins role. Eh, maybe more Herb Williams.
I love the reaction to their professional opponent being a woman. What made the intro better is that Tamara Moore remembered Chamo from somewhere. For the most part, Tamara made these niggas look like half-a-Chamo.
Chance: Just ignorant enough to think he’s a better ball player than any professional “bitch,” dude didn’t even approach her with respect. Like most bum-ass loudmouths, he lost the game looking for a call. Cam’ron can actually play.
12 Pack: This nigga really tried to okie doke! He had negative handle, so it was a good idea… just poorly executed.
Real: You looked like a smaller WNBA guard getting HORSED in the paint. That is all.
Whiteboy: Whiteboy worked with the space he was given. No, it wasn’t just like Mike. (Why do we always give the white boys space to start the game?)
Tango: This nigga built more like Anthony Mason, yet tried to go Kobe. You don’t know what happened to your shoulder? Blame ignorance and inertia. Then this bitch had the nerve to try to play hero? You gotta be kidding, dude.
Rico: This nigga just flattened that lesbian warrior princess when she drove. Then he took it to her like Starbury! I know it’s wrong, but I love it! You can feel his Latin American hunger. Oh, the hot-blooded passion.
Mr. Boston: In his case, white men can’t jump… shoot… play, nothing. But he put up a "Rudy"-esque fight. How can you not root for this dude?
In the BitchBall Finals Rico gets roasted by Whiteboy. The only thing that made it worse was Chance yelling from the sidelines “Yeen’t had no date yet, Rico! I know you want that date!” Unfortunately for Rico, Whiteboy pissed on that man’s Popsicle. Whiteboy cooked that nigga!
What do you do when you lose the competition? If you’re 12 Pac, you get drunk and come up with an amazing plan to dress up like butlers at the club Sugar Ray’s for attention. He plans it with Real because Real’s the only guy he could see himself in that 3-way with.
So, Whiteboy gives her butterflies… butterflies? Well, damn. Somebody definitely cracked the bank! He ain’t just get dinner. He got homegirl trickin! Flavor ain’t gave bitches no watches. Them tinfoil grills was all the way at the end! Had them girls wonderin what they had to give their dental records for.
Whiteboy come at that girl like he hungry for the chocolate animal woman. Flavored melanin ain’t gonna run off your tongue, man! Ease up on that.
Whiteboy should have known soon as he got back to the house with New York that niggas was gonna be trynna crack. Can’t even be mad at that. The only defense is a good offense. You gotta put your shit down whereas when you brangin lil’ mama back to the house y’all sidestep Uncle Ben and his pool boy and bee line to that room like they wasn’t there, smell me?
Whiteboy had that serial killer look on him, but handled it the player way. Let the lady choose, my friend. Let the lady choose.
Them self-portraits were amazing. Real and 12 Pack is geniuses, nigga! “Alright Whiteboy, you soften that thang up out on that date and shit, and we’ll penetrate. Thanks.”
Quote of the Day: “There was so much blood rushin… and it wasn’t in my head!” – Real
The shit was about to get Skinemax!
Thanks to the perfect timing of the editors, 12 Pack gets to deflate his own boner. Did 12 Pack really just say “This is gonna be great for my career?” Wow. Too bad testimonials are inadmissible in deliberations.
Obviously 12 Pack and Real aren’t the only fundamentally sound cockblockers remaining in the house. This shit turned into "Smokin’ Aces" after a while. Everybody was jumpin in! Boston and his cast-iron testicles ran up in there and pulled a Bobby Brown! “And I know you’re gettin booooooored.”
Rico’s “Dirty Chef” attempt with the ratty fruit was ignored like the vegetation that it is. New York and Boston immediately proceeded to the dirty talk with real food.
“You introduced me to Ranch. Now I want to introduce you to the 2-inch Irish Car Bomb.”
Hey, Boston is workin it.
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck Chance has on? The nigga look like “Eddie Murphy: Delirious” exploded all over Cam’ron… in the summer.
ManBearPig is dodging them flies like the horse in her hair formed a symbiotic connection. “We are Venom.” She looks like she knows the laws of the wild pretty well. You’d think she knew better than to fuck with Tiffy and her feed bowl.
Ralph Tresvant time continues at the balcony as Tango needs some along time to think about his tenderoni. Didn’t Martin Lawrence already do the Homeo and Juliet? Yes, I’m sure he did. Chance really peed on this emotionally unstable nigga’s popsicle, callin him Pootie. The jury is still out on whether or not he is crazy, but he is now officially “In Too Deep.”
"You ain't no cop, J. Reid!"
Am I buggin, or is CB4 showin some nip?
As Rico never stepped up to the plate like a man, New York tearfully let him go. Sandro, don’t worry. You’re now free to fulfill you true destiny of either going to the majors or a slot on Univision.
Happy Valentine's Day, bitches! Daddy loves you!
I’m like ManBearPig. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT… LITTLE NIGGAS!!!
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i've been waiting on this one. funny as always. Boston's new nickname is Captain Cockblock as he did the same thing to Chance. The art of Cockblocking is funny as hell.
P.S. you little bitches that just type first without anything to say about the topic should just get deleted by the author cause you are useless. no one gives a fuck!
4th motherfuckers hahaha
Whiteboy: Whiteboy worked with the space he was given. No, it wasn’t just like Mike. Why do we always give the white boys space to start the game?
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you never give a whiteboy space, you check him as soon as they get that bitch, Larry Bird, John Barry and a collegiate J.J Reddick have proven, give a whiteboy an inch and he'll sink a jumper in your face errrrtime.
oh man I loved when Whiteboy and Chance called out Tango...they knew he was lookin a lil Bubbs'ish waiting to salt someones game
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck Chance has on? The nigga look like “Eddie Murphy: Delirious” exploded all over Cam’ron… in the summer.
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Damn, i thought i was the only one that peeped that...as a matter of fact man-bear-pig shoulda just started breakin them bees off w/ house shoe like Eddie's momz did
Oh yeah and "Delerious" is finally on DVD for those of you that know what's good
OMG! These blogs are by far my favorite on the web. I have never read anything so witty and intelligent!
newyork stupid....tango trying to come at her like a real man and this bitch here talking about she dont know if shes ready for love...damn bitch aint thats what this show is all about her tired ass looking for love...she dont have but 1 good nigga left out the bunch and what gets me ..lol nigga appologizin and shit this tired ass bitch talking about ill see u at eliminations....ahahahah if i was tango i wouldnt go out like no punk..whats so funny is that ms patterson ask who was the one thats in love with her daughter non of them other funny motherfuckers step up to the plate but tango..lol...chance look like a gay ass crack head cross between rkelly and camron...would somebody please give boston a fuckin tissue to wipe his damn nose with at eliminations ...this bitch always picking in his nose and kissing on newyork right after ewwww..i felt bad for rico but he should be more careful with what comes out his mouth..while talking..i think he is racist.whiteboy aint really feeling newyork...i like tango...but what had me crackin my ass off when he was appologizin to new york up at the balcony them other niggas was watchin and chnce bust out and said thats some pootie shit right there and the cameras showed a video of pootie flying down the stairs crying his ass off....ooooooooooooooooh shit this show is so fuuuuuuuuuuny.......
Yo you need to stop thinking that just because a chick plays ball that she's gay, the chick is far from gay. Tamera is NOT a lesbian, just like a lot of other WNBA players aren't gay. There may be a lot who are, but there are just as many who aren't gay. The NY Liberty have more straight players than gay ones, back in the day it was the other way around.
I thought I was the only one that noticed how Mr. Boston is always picking his nose. Someone give that man a tissue, please! Whiteboy is the only real nigga in the house. And why is Killa Cam still on the show? He hasn't proven himself worthy enough to stick around based on the last 2-3 episodes. Tango is a snitch ass, sucker for love ass nigga. I'm glad Whiteboy called him out on how he always wants to speak in private during group events so he can drop dimes on the other guys.
funny as usual, but how you not gonna talk about mr boston pickin his nose at elimination?? that shit was hilarious
Peep this gay as pic of Chance & Real:
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Oh and can we get a Big L video for Throwback Thursday. Ron, you a Harlem nigga I know you know what's up w/ Feb. 15th.
I was wondering where you was at, RON. Always funny ! But you might have some competition with Sexxxy. she funny. hehe. white boy can't kiss for shit but he better learn. gotta learn cause he gone get the boot in a minute. real you gotta love hime. cute and always funny. i swear if Snitchy McFat(AKA Tango) win this i will have an aneurysm.His partner in crime is gone and now he gone take the gloves off huh? What to slap a nigga wit to challenge? Pussy Mutha.... You right though you find yourself pulling for MR. BOSTEN. He around every corner just waiting to jump in the brotha's game. I aint mad. heyyyy.
Listen up closely 80's crack babies, Hip Hop is in it's final days,and it will not last beyond 2010.
That "Sugarhill Gang" 12inch record that your mother and father have stashed away amongst their drug paraphernelia will be worth 1 million dollars or more by 2015,so keep that shit in good condition.
Tell the world you heard it first from R-FIGGZ!..............
Damn Ronny you killed me with that we are venom shit! Marvel vs Capcom lol
I need to start frequenting your blogs cuz yo stuff is fire man.
I can't really pick a favorite
-Tango acts like he got shot, but it was only a splinter. He is playing the game right and may be trying to get his own tv show on VH1. I want to like him, but he ssems like a bit too hoeish.
-CHance is the guy who talks shit, but a. gets someone else shot or b. lets someone else fight for him. He is a typical faux thug who only an idiot would think is real.
-Real hair is better than Ny and Momma's. What is up with the pedicure? Either he has a lot of game or a lot of gay
-WHiteboy aka Slingblade aka Boy Buckwild-at least he had a thought this show. How many matching short sets must one have? Either that, or he has a lot of dye. He tries a bit too hard. I want to see Tango beat the hell out of him
-Boston is also paying this game right by maximizing his camera time. Not bad for a guy who is borderline retarded
12Pack. Taking Boston out to spot him was ghey as hell
Is winning really worth it given that we know what the prize is?
'Hey wattup everbodyyyyyy'
'Don't think that im Gay okaaaaaayyyy'
Fucking Maricon
Samie = Fucking Maricon
speaking of balliiinnn!!!
dipset is bout to merk g-unit
aight straight up wat was better "killa season"
or "the massacre"............yea exactly
IT'S OFFICIAL THE WHITE NIGGA MOVEMENT HAS CHANGED IT'S NAME TO THE... GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A CATHOLIC PRIEST MOVMENT... OR IT CAN BE THE LITTLE WHITE BOYS HAVING SEX WITH OLDER WHITE MEN FROM UTAH MOVEMENT...
YA'LL TELL ME WHICH IS BETTER?
THIS MOVEMENT IS BEING SPONSERED BY RICHARD SIMMONS,JOHN MARK CARR, AND MICHAEL JACKSON.
Why ya'll hating on Chance did'nt you see the preview he's going to knock Boston Ass out the ring I can't wait to see that shit. Boston ass is ging to have a reason to be inhis nose for real
Chance yelling from the sidelines “Yeen’t had no date yet, Rico!
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Hahaha, that was funny
What it do, Mr. Mexico?
12 Pack is certified gay. G-A-Y!! You know they got this bullshit on Demand, right? There is a part they cut out that has 12 pack sayin if he could stay in the house one more night, he would give Chamo a lapdance. ManBearPig confronted dude, told him to dance right now; swear and be damned that muthafucka started takin off his clothes!! In front of everyone!! If I was a man, I wouldn't give a fuck if that bitch cank stoochie spit gold and dripped diamonds, there is no way I would do some shit like that, unless I really just wanted to plant my rainbow flag in Chamo's ass!
CB Boston was all up in his nose at the elimination ceremony! I could have sworn I saw a little brain matter on his finger. LOL
12 pack is obsessed with himself wearing speedos/spandex briefs and being shirtless.
The way Boston digs for gold, he couldn't fix me shit to eat.
@ 2thapoint ahahahah lol hell non of them funny mufukers could fix me shit to eat up in there...chance on the floor trying to show his man hood wrestlin with a damn grass hopper for newyork..i coulda sworn that grass hopper wooped his lil skinny ass on the floor..all u could see was his skinny feet up in the air like he just got pimped slapped in his pajamas....lo1..whiteboy look sorry,real look like a short butler catering to newyork,chance look like an under cover gay ass thug with his chest stickin out,tango just wants somebody to pamper his ass ..he must be a gemini...sorry ass mufuker,12 pack is still a fake ...he dont want new york he just trying to stay in that house,boston got guts but hes desperate ..it will never work he picks his nose and dont wash his nasty hands..ewww..i like tango better atleast he showed a lil respect for new york but the bitch didnt deserve it...tryin to eliminate his ass just cuz he was commin at her like a real man..what a crazy bitch!lol
My question is basically this. Why the HELL is WHITEBOY still on the SHOW???? AAGGHH! I can't STAND that dude! He looks dirty as hell all the time and he thinks he's a thug! He needs to raise up off my man Tango's nuts for real. I'm glad they eliminated Rico though. He was dry as hell. Everytime he opened his mouth I fell asleep. What was he thinking trying to play that shy role? He's in a house full of wolves, so step that game up! I don't know what the hell Mr. Boston is doing to NY to stay on the show cause he was picking his freakin nose during elimination. You NASTY BASTARD! I love Real though, he is so adorable and sweet (yes some girls still like nice guys) and his hair beautiful. And what was Whiteboy trying to do by practically sucking NY's brains out of her mouth at dinner? This show is a damn train wreck that I can't stop watching. Now I hear some of these rejects will be getting spin off shows of their own. VH-1 is addicted to D-list celebrities! They can't get enough and neither can I. Long live VH-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha i love this show
12 pack reminds me of party boy or whatever from jackass, always runnin around in his tighty whiteys.
oh , rewind....what was up with onix and his missing tooth? he said he works for a fortune 500. huh? they dont have dental insurance?
t weed never made a grain of sense talking about his dolla for dolla value gibberish, and he needed to clean up his kitchen.
tango is a poot butt. he always looks sloppy and raggedy, walkin up the stairs with his sling and his droopy draws.
whiteboy annoys me, his lips look like a butt hole.
chance is ignant but hes funny. I fell out when he called sister patterson "peppermint patterson" in the first episode. NY likes him cuz he reminds her of Flav.
boston snorts somethin which is why he constantly picks at his nose scabs.
I cant understand why the make up crew doesnt do somethin with sistah patterson, her make up is jacked up, her eyebrowns are drawn in crooked as hell.
real is the only one i can stomach.
i still aint watch this bullshit yet, when does it originally air. and nah i'm at work not home, so save the "use ya cable jokes"
anywayz, the one episode i did see kinda made me think all the dudes were fags looking to catch the attention of a celeb homo to advance their careers.
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