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I Love New York: The Man-geant
Posted on January 16, 2007 10:35 AM
While it’s not hot snail trail on a hoe-bus en route to a pole dancing competition, “I Love New York” wastes no time in mandating that the parade of bitch niggas get nekkid and show the world their man-lumps in Princess Tiffany’s 1st Annual Mangeant.
Oh, the humanity! At least she spared T-Bone AKA “Dreamy Eyes” the mortification.
12 Pack hardily resumes his mission to de-Chamofy himself in the public eye . Unfortunately, his efforts are in vain as every proverbial step forward he takes precedes an instance of dude being entirely too excited to… well… do some gay shit. Even Miss Minnesota knows this man collects tips at the Blue Oyster Bar in a WAM wifebeater.
Mr. Boston: You are a bold motherfucker. Your killer instinct might just keep your pasty ass in this competition for a while. Just remember next time you wear the African exotic game-skin thong that all of your melanin-devoid marbles and Vienna sausage are completely in the pouch. You wouldn’t want Onix to have to tuck that shit in for you with his mouth. (Yes, we have a new lead undercover homo.)
“Some eggplant with a ginormous bent coon dick obviously stretched this pouch out before I got to it.” Damn. Boston stomped the yard like he was struttin it around for Schillinger in Unit B.
Why is Whiteboy the realest nigga on the show? Dude ain’t the most articulate motherfucker there ever was, but I too wonder why niggas are so quick to hop into a thong. These Bitch Niggas and Ballerinas require zero provocation to release their inner Superhead. Ras Kass put it best a while ago. “If next week the new fad was ‘Hip-Hop Fags,’ you’d find a lot of these thug niggas in drag.”
Am I buggin, or does Pootie Tang have the same tattoo as Hoopz? This grease pirate ass nigga look like one of them deranged NFL players. The crazy eye and a giant Tootsie Roll (as pointed out by Miss Michele) is a recipe for relationship disaster.
Big Boy done got skinny than a motherfucker, didn’t he? Look at him now, hostin a motherfuckin Mangeant. You can get this nigga to act like this at Dave & Buster’s too for some mozzarella sticks and a pitcher. This is an example of when losing a shitload of weight backfires. Now the nigga look like E.T.
Tiffany called Trendz a burnt twizzler. Damn, I might love New York too!
Remember when Michelle wanted to fuck T-Weed? Them days are long gone. She had one quick peek at his chocolate fungus patch and the deal was officially broken. ManBearPig saw that shit like the Ren & Stimpy close-up. Why she expected Tiffany to notice or care, I don’t know. This is a woman who has fucked Flavor Flav a few times. God knows what she should have picked/scraped off of his ass.
I know y’all caught Whiteboy confessing that he wants to be a nigga in another life! Sheeeeeit. Say that shit now…
Speaking of saying shit, Onix failed the Foley-McGreevey Test miserably. Even Chamo was disgusted. I’m sitting there listening to Onix tell Chamo he’d ride him hard, long, fast and strong like “Is this nigga supposed to seriously be trying to fuck this BITCH on the side of Chamomillionaire?”
12 Pack briefly shows us his sensitive side. He love his daddy so much. That makes it all the more difficult that daddy can’t accept him for who he is.
You see, New York. It doesn’t matter how badly you want to give dude the Scandinavian Mouth Rinse. You DON’T CUT A GAY NIGGA SLACK! This is how you end up a character in an E. Lynn Harris book. Skip the Terry McMillan straight to the hard stuff. See, women. Y’all be knowing beforehand! Y’all just think a homosexual can curtail his gayness a little while for you. Then you act all surprised when he come out the closet. You knew from the moment you and him had the same drawers on when you first fucked.
The Whiteboy championship sequence should be a DVD unto itself. Big Boy must have gotten some popcorn shrimp for this gig. He really outdid himself on the celebration tip.
Romance, you’re never gonna get to fuck New York’s dog dropping dimes you can’t prove.
Trendz. You fucked up. How you gonna come up in the house with a duffel bag of CDs and not hand them shits out on the creep? You know how irrational this broad is. She doesn’t want a nigga who is looking to get discovered.
Riiiiiight. Whoo, I hate to break it to you, Boo-Boo. As much as you tearfully don’t want to catch a “Hoopz,” that’s the nature of this beast.
Best Sequence Ever: Romance extending his felching, snitch-ass hand to 12 Pack only to have dude spit his drink at it. Trendz and Whiteboy were excited as hell! A nigga was rollin.
In case you thought Chamo came out rocking the incomplete Barbershop Quartet look, he didn’t. He keeps the cane up his ass until he needs to use it for more practical purposes.
Token, I agree. I too would be entirely too disgusted to kiss Marsupilami after 2 to 15 other niggas done licked her up before me. Women might do that nasty shit on TV for some reason, but not this nigga. With that said, Ron Mexico isn’t the manwhore who signed up for this program.
If you didn’t come to dance, then why’d you come at all?
“Celery. Yeah. Very good for you.”
Pour a little out for Ricky Romance, Chocolate Shitstain and Token.
Comments
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
man dat dude chance is da stuff no offence miss michelle and new york my mother is the same way you can't help but love em because they do know whats best luv u chamo o-kay
ManBearPig???
I think that captured the essence of Sister "whatever she calls herself".
And tell me why that nigga Romance got all tough when dude started preachin?
I am still amazed ow gay T-Weed is. 12 Pak is not gay, I am not convinced. I hear Whiteboy is in the Music industry in Miami and if he got in a thong, I don't think Trick Daddy or the Marley's would let him roll. I still fear that Whiteboy is BoyBuckwild. I agree that he does seem coolest, but not the smartest.
Chance is the type of guy you can't take anywhere because he really thinks he is a thug. He goes there, over-reacts about something small and some mother/father of two gets shot over it. Of course, he didn't shoot anyone, because he is not a real thug (which is not a bad thing), he only plays one on TV.
In short, he is an embarrassment because he is ig'nant as hell, as displayed on the first episode.
What is this foolishness?
ayo NY had me rollin' when she was like "No this CRISPY nigga ain't up in my house trying to push his cd..." Moments like this make me glad my wife forced me to watch this BULLSHIT SHOW!!
am I the only nigga who thinks Romance's dick receded inside of him to form a clit? cuz he is indeed the biggest PUSSY i've ever seen...
TO RONALDO MEXICANO: NIGGA WHATS GOOD W/ THEM TALKIN' AWARDS..WE HALFWAY THROUGH THE 1ST MONTH OF THE YEAR...
P.S.
LMAO @:
"12 Pack briefly shows us his sensitive side. He love his daddy so much. That makes it all the more difficult that daddy can’t accept him for who he is..."
In the words of Rick James "coldddd bloodeeddddddd..."
IT was a trip when New York cut romance and buddy started tearing.Lmao wutta lame
I'm glad to see my black people get that money but this shit is just pure "coonery". I'm not sure if this show is going to set us back as much as Flava of Love did but It's sure ass hell not bringing us up. Not hating but I see where ManBearPig get's her Neanderthal looks from. These dudes seem like pure Homo's. Oh.....come on YOUNGFRESHBONE....You act like you wouldn't cry if she cut you....LOL!! This show is bullshit. But the shuckin and jivin must continue.
Chance is the gayest on...mark my words
This has got to be the biggest collection of bitch ass niggas on tv since Hightower and Mahoney accidentally fell into the Blue Oyster on Police Academy.
Whoever sees that kid on the street who helped that white dude put his balls in a thong needs to stomp him out without question. Shiiiit....I'll even help out with the bail money. As long as they take Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free cards.
All this tom foolery over a chick who fucked Flavor Flav and still has his aroma of burnt hair and chicken grease all over her.
Ron- I dont agree with you, but this was right on point!!
But i just cant get over NY's Mother forhead!! That sh*t looks unreal. Her Mother head looks like a baby bootie!!
I think all of the guys on the show are plain gay except White Boy and Onxy is plain sexy for real but my gaydar is still up.
That Dude romance had to go, he was plain crazy for real, any way great post
90% of the dudes on that show are gay.
Oh...and Ron...the Ren and Stimpy reference was in the words of Ferris Bueller "very choice".
p.s. Where are them damn awards!!!
Ron- I dont agree with you, but this was right on point!!
Posted by: Princess Keema at January 17, 2007 9:40 AM
huh?
CBW... we'll get to that next week. there have just been a bunch of other changes and projects dropped into my lap.
yall niggas got me rollin for real.
Chance looks like a cracked out Camron and Bonz looks like he's related to Tommy Davidson.
Sorry ladiez, but Onix is gay, why would he tell oh boy what he told him, and did yall notice how he kept looking at Boston when he came out in that thong??
Chance looks like a cracked out Camron and Bonz looks like he's related to Tommy Davidson.
Posted by: truth at January 17, 2007 11:12 AM
first thing i thought. tommy davidson as tyrone biggums.
Chance and Real are some undercover brothas, I saw a picture of Chance looking like a Ginuine impersonater, and Real looking like a cross between Snoop and a stripper, dude had some shiny shirt on and a choker!
i dont even watch this shit, but i saw the part where that dude CHANCE was arguing about her mama disrespectin him. THAT DUDE IS A FAG, AN HE SOFT AS A MUH FUCKA
Chance is as realer than any other nigga out there. He's even better than his brother. No one can beat Chance and Chance is a real nigga and will not be eliminated.
New York knows damn well this is and always was a publicity stunt. Who the fuck is going to love her after watching her fuck flavor flav on national tv and turn into the psycho bitch from hell.
I'm laughing so hard right now! Y'all need help, and I luv it!
I agree with MOST of what's been said about these guys. There are some undercover gay dudes on here: Onix, 12 Pack, T-Weed are definitely gay--did you see the way they were dancing and putting on makeup for the Mangeant??? And Romance IS cuckoo. I'm not sure I believe that 12 Pack is single, but Romance is a complete head job. He probably would benefit from some counseling and an antidepressant or two, but that's the same thing I said about NY when she was on Flavor of Love. I'm concerned about anybody who would compete to date Flavor Flav OR New York!
Let's get real though. As bad as some of these dudes are, NY isn't really good enough for them. She is no f*ckin' lady! She has no class AND she's a hoe. And she got soot on her lips from all that chain-smoking. Did you see her on the ferris wheel with my man (Whiteboy! Purrrr...)? Eating cucumbers, spillin' sh*t on herself, talkin' with her mouth full, and burpin'?! (That b*tch burped on my man!) And then she let Rico (another sexy piece of man-candy--Purrrrr...) go down on her in the hot tub! Coincidentally, if I was him, I would "keep my eyes peeled" for any signs of oral herpes. And her mother (who is also a complete psycho/drama queen) is concerned that T-Weed would give NY a disease?!
Her mother: yuck! Her mother is even more loud and obnoxious than NY, and I didn't even think that was possible! She had something nasty to say about everybody before she even knew what they were about. She's hatin' on Chance, who I think is getting a bum wrap on here and on the show. I wouldn't date him (too immature), but he's a cutie--and so is his brother Real. On the flip side, he's funny as hell! Back to NY's mom though: I wouldn't be so quick to talk about somebody if I looked like a drag queen with bull's nostrils and hard brow-bones. NY didn't inherit her "beauty" (as some of the guys suggested). She inherited her blackened lips.
Okay, let me talk about my man now. Say whatcha want about Whiteboy--inarticulate, not too bright, Boy Buckwild, whatever! But that white boy is SEXY AS HELL! Did y'all hear him talk?? Oh... my... God!!! His voice makes me "moisht" (as Grandma on The Nutty Professor put it)! He is so damn cool and laid back, and that is so sexy! That's my type of man & he is absolutely scrumptious! I hope NY eliminates him before she gets a chance to put her diseased lips (or any other part of her nasty body) on him because I want him for myself!
Tiffany,
I love the show girl but wake up and listen to your mama and get rid of chance dont waste your time on that
and 12 well lets just say you will find out for yourself its still early in the show good luck i wish you the best.
Your biggest fan
Cindy
Dear NewYork, I Love your show.I think you could pick Change or 12 pack. Good luck.
WHERE IS WOOOOOD?
Real Nigga and H wood Ya'll are just hatters. And Real N** Man if you don't watch the shit then why are you here? don't post your shit if you don't care.And if ya'll don't like New York then stop watchin' we want good stuff in here. NO HATERS!!! but anyway personally I'm glad she got rid of Romance(loser) Can't wait til next show YEAH BABY!!!
you look sexy
Those guys are so UGLY, I wouldn't let any of them touch me!!!!!
Oh I forgot, I love the show and I love New York, I just think that the selection of men could of been alot better,Keep food stamps alive!!!!!!!
well,I think everybody is up there for tv time, b/c don't nobody want new york after seeing how nasty she is by messing around with flav.OH!and that attitude of hers and she's not even cute.PLUS!that weave and makeup is still not helpin.
MOM!please stay at home while you gettin on tv tryin to show out with yo
fake ass. you need to stop puttin on a
show,because it ain't you whose pickin a man it's yo nasty ass daughter.anyways how you gon down somebody and say new york needs a good man and she was layin up with flavor flav .I can't tell!you should be glad those men came b/c those proably were the only men. you're always talkin major noise and lookin crazy in the end;espically when you thought new york was gon come home with you.po thang, you and your daughter need a life and new weave. i just thought i'll express how 90%of the world thinks of you and your daughter.
12 pack is GAY, there is no way in the world I would let New Yucks moms hoe me out like she did him, she made him give CHAMO a lap dance! they showed it on the VH1 extras: click 12 pack Fun
http://www.vh1.com/vspot/player.jhtml?id=1550333&launchedFrom=/shows/dyn/i_love_new_york/series.jhtml
REAL IS THE ONE GO FOR IT C.....IS HIS BROTHER
REAL IS THE ONE GO FOR IT C.....IS HIS BROTHER
well i think that newyork should pick chance becuz he is sexy. yall bitches is some haterz. i think newyork is real and she should pick chance becuz he is sexy and he is a thug. i love dem thug boys.
well i think that newyork should pick chance becuz he is sexy. yall bitches is some haterz. i think newyork is real and she should pick chance becuz he is sexy and he is a thug. i love dem thug boys.
I''M NOT GAY BUT I THINK NEW YORK IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND STRONG WILLED,IF I ONLY HAD HALF OF HER WAYS MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE TAKIN ADVANTAGE OF AND ABOUT FORCED TO BE HOMELESS. YOU GO GIRL I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND I DO NOT MISS ONE EPOSIDO EVEN IF I GOT TO TAPE IT. AND YOUR MOTHER GODBLESS HER YOU CAN SEE JESUS IN HER EYES SHE IS SO STRONG IN HER FAITH IF I HAD A DREAM IT WOULD BE TO STAY WITH NEW YORK 1 DAY AND SHE COULD TEACH ME SOME MOVES ON HOW TO BE STRONG GODBLESS YOU BOTH YOU AND YOUR MOM
Slow down Sharon. Think about ya romodels before u imitate them. Or u too will end up livin the slide life. and as for New Yorks Mom being strong in her faith and church...uh are we watching the same show..or?
i love the show but new york is such a whore thats what makes it interesting
you aint right. bitches do this all day with no camaras so Ny aint so bad. Just rap it up thats all.gotta watch for the syphyllis is all. pootie had a real fat ass though is that shit common? Mr bosten is putting it all out there. he going for the gold. wood would have won that if he was still around.
NEWYORK YO BOY BOSTEN IS SEEING THAT GIRL THAT SPIT IN YO FACE ON FLAVER FLAVE SHOW DON'T TRUST HIM OK LOVE ARIANNA
New York i realy like your show i am not Gay but i think New York is a cute Girl if i was you New York i would pick Rico,or 12 pack but like i said i realy like youe show.....
hi newyork what are you doing i just love your show and i would love to be in it well you and your mom are so pretty and chance is the hottiest one and i think you should pick chance because you gave him a chance but way dont your mom like him?
hi newyork what are you doing i just love your show and i would love to be in it well you and your mom are so pretty and chance is the hottiest one and i think you should pick chance because you gave him a chance but way dont your mom like him?
hi newyork what are you doing i just love your show and i would love to be in it well you and your mom are so pretty and chance is the hottiest one and i think you should pick chance because you gave him a chance but way dont your mom like him?
I love this show. A friend of mine was searching online for a dental procedure and found this jacked up picture of Real. Scroll down.
http://www.instantweb.com/p/parsa/cosmetic_dentistry/gummy_smile_2.html
You should let 12 pack go because he was showing his dick to heat and he is GAY!!
Let Never Let CHANCE
ha ha
watching the rerun and noticed the cups NY is slurpin her ranch dressin out of are the same cups my broke ass bought at walmart. same cups that 12 pac drank da bee out of
her man shun has been decorated by walmart ha loves this show
I THINK SHE NEEDS TO GET RID OF MR. BOSTON HE IS UGLY AND HE HAS NOTHING GOING FOR HIM. SHE NEEDS TO KEEP THE 3 BEST LOOKING MEN AND THAT IS 12 PACK WHITBOY AND CHANCE CAUSE CHANCE IS A BAD BOY
F**K ALL OF YOU F***ING DUMB ASS PEOPLE WHO STILL USE WORDS LIKE FAG TO DESCRIBE A GAY MAN, I KNOW GAY MEN WHO WOULD HAVE YOUR ASS LYING COLD IN A DITCH FOR SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT TO THEIR FACE
Shut yo gay ass up, You and those FAGs on the show I hate homos. And I'll be damn if any homo put me in a ditch. Its call freedom of speech, cock teeth
Gaypower is a FAG.
Chance is the tightest up on there. Dude had me cracking up when he got into that argument with Tango. Then after it was over talking about man that foo lucky, I didn't have a oozie or I would have put holes all in that ass. I was cracking up about that for like three days straight
What the fuck is going on with this bottomed out bitch. Oh god New York are you fucking serious. Who does your hair and make-up, the blind guy from the projects. You are so fucking ugly and whats worse is that you think your the shit. How dare you talk about tango's ex. On her worst day she looks better than you on your best. You must think your Paris Hilton or someone with that ugly ass rat dog. Bitch stop it, you are hood as hell. Question: How are you gonna try to act stuck up and you had a bottle of Seagrams Gin in your house. I hope you pick Mr. Boston because both of ya'll are fucked up.
Miss New York, You really should be thankful that Flavor allowed you to come on his show. Had it not been for him you would be just another bad weave wearing, horse face, no class, big mouth, broke down gold diggin ho, as it stands now however, you are a broke down
ho with money, You will never find a real man now because you have showed your true colors. I am sorry about calling you horse face, thats your mother, that would make you pony face
and speaking of your mother, that man looking bitch needs to take her old ass somewhere and sit down, where is her husband, he's the only one in the family that deserves any credit for putting up with you two. That white girl should have kicked your ass, you would not have done anything, you're all mouth
new york girl open your eyes at every show mr. boston hereses his nose new york you are ugly but i still love your show
hey i watch your show every time it on tv miss new york you are sooo awsome write my back plz love ya alot
change you are soo hottie
you should pick change even if he has a kid
miss new york u are pretty and dont woure about what other people say it not true
hey there miss new york you are so pretty i so want to be on your show and yes in a girl but soo what i love ya and your show plzz new york pick change he love ya soo much & and you can see that and if you pick someone else you but if going to be died
I watch the show because it's funny,but we all know it's fake as hell.No one finds real love on reality t.v...that's just a bitch way to try to get famous.New York ugly as hell and all the niggas on her show ugly as hell.The only fine one was Rico and he didn't want her ass.New York actually think she looks good....bitch please,that hoe ugly and bad body.All yall silly hoes that wanna say she yo role model,yall must be young and dumb.The only niggas that would think New York look good is ugly niggas and niggas that don't get pussy.Chance is fake as hell...How many thugs do u know that were raised on a fuckin horse ranch??Chance a wanna be and it's obvious as fuck,I been roun thugs and dope boys all my life and chance aint it.But um....ONE!!!
Newyork gurl i luv ur show, and I think yo ass need 2 b wit chance. ya'll jus have dat personallity dat jus connect and both of ya'll goofy ass hell. but real talk y dont u jus leave these NO GOOD ass niggas alone cuz bitch u gettin USED,so get lik me and P@rTy LiK @ RoCkSt@r...ToTaLlY DuD3
I think you should pick Chance as the winner!
girl why they hatin on u? The old folks. Girl your flawless. Keep up the good work.
I think New York should pick Real. He is sexy and he know how to treat a women. Chance he is so thuggish. That would have been Chance last chance. Tango is to bitchy and he need to go somewhere and sit down. No woman want a man that tells everything, keep some shit to yourself dude.... Whiteboy I was feeling him. He can look me up at anytime.
New York I think you made a bad decision when you picked Tango. That big thick mutha fucker was one of the biggest punks on the show. How are you go be every bit of 250lbs and is scared of chance? Chance was one of the sexiest men you had on the show. New York you are my bitch and have been since you were on Flavor of Love. You are that bitch but you should of picked Chance. So what he smacked you around a little bit but girl as hard as you claim to be on the show you should of been able to beat the shit out of chance fragile ass. Much love New York but you made a mistake when you picked Tango
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