I would like to thank you all for a deliciously spiteful 2006!
As we continue to dickslap the industry and its visual representation, Iâ€™d also like to take this time to look back a bit. Much like last year, January will play host to our Talkinâ€™ Videos Awards Ceremony. Unlike last year, Iâ€™m giving you, the loyal Talkinâ€™ Videos reader, the opportunity to influence the categories, nominees and eventual winners of 2007â€™s â€œMexicans.â€
This year YOU are the Academy!
Last yearâ€™s awards included, but were not limited to:
Jerry Lee Lewis (Kidsâ€™ Choice) Award, Nipsey Russell Award (Worst Hairline), Poser Mobile Award, Huggy Bear Award (Worst Dressed), Steve Harvey Award (Coon of the Year), Best Throwback.
I canâ€™t help but feel like Jim Jones is in for an award shower this year. 5-time nominee Cowboy Troy was a disappointment last season in the overall tally, but I think Jimmyâ€™s stankin ass is really gonna turn some heads (for the right reasons, not just B.O.).
Thanks to SOHH.com for nominating me for and awarding me with a coveted Pulse Report award. I work entirely too god-damned hard to be sharing them bitches though. Ainâ€™t I a good soldier, SOHH? Donâ€™t a nigga deliver like the aging Puerto-Rican mail lady, Mildred?
Email me with any and every nominee and category suggestion you could possibly think of. Just be sure to put â€œMexican Awardsâ€ or some shit like that in the subject. I get more fan/hate/spam mail than one might believe humanly possible.
See you in 2007 with nothing short of that shit to sling around. Right in your favorite rapster/R&B sanger/dopefiendâ€™s cereal.
Please believe it. Get fucked up. See you next week.