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SOHH Videos: 60 Seconds with Doug Christie

Posted on December 19, 2006 10:45 AM

Fuck it. I guess it's NBA Week or some shit.

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Much like Jerry West's silhouette is somehow synonymous with the National Basketball Association, Doug Christie's awkward, slightly disengaged grin is the face of Niggas Being Abused. Once again, live from The Negro Channel Hip-Hop Awards, H.D. (our rapper/journalist on the skreet) mixes it up with retired baller Doug Christie and his owner, Jackie. [watch it now]

Look at them trying their best to act civilized!

See Doug, the problem is... you're putting the pussy on a pedastal. I know that no one but Jackie has that kind of whip appeal on you, and that's all well and good. To be married and committed in these times is commendable. As an NBA player, it's all the more amazing. But dammit homie, this woman hasn't even let you off the little blue leash long enough to know if you truly love her. She don't even give you a chance to turn a Knicks City Dancer down like good ol' Patrick Ewing.

Correction: Pat was waving that simian dick around like a glowstick in a warehouse. Editor, scratch that line above.

This is the first interview I've seen where Doug was able to speak without asking permission. Shit, actually... They got them U.S. Marine Corp hand signals. Wacko Jacko might be telling Doug when to speak and what to say non-verbally. Nigga couldn't even run the point anymore in Sacramento when Bibby needed a rest/was injured. You'd see this nigga watching not Coach Adelman, but Jackie. I'm dead serious.

Who the fuck is Jackie "Don't Mess With My Man" Christie anyway? As if Doug Christie wasn't unimportant enough, Jackie gets some billing on this shit too? Damn, ladies. This just goes to show... you get that dick leash on a semi-important mawfucka, you too can be semi-important.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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