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Midweek Madness: Rent-A-White Folk

Posted on September 12, 2006 9:02 AM

I wanna thank my good buddy Dark Kent for putting me on to this.

Here's some new shit under review by your local Dept. of Social Services.

All jokes aside... that IS how I catch cabs in the city.

Dead ass serious. White decoys get me home late at night. But I gotta get up on the loan application decoy.

Real spit, dun dun.

talkinvideos@sohh.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • aleis says...
  • what do you mean?
    can i use my white girl for anything??? :)

  • September 12, 2006 9:42 AM
  • Whateva says...
  • When I'm walking to my classes I make sure I cross the street with white girls, because them white folks will speed up if it's a bunch of blacks crossing the street. They'll literally stop if you cross with white girls, preferably blonde.

  • September 12, 2006 11:25 AM
  • randy says...
  • yeah thats kinda of old but its true real talk texas is getting a lot better as far as racist issues maybe because they outnumbered by all the new orleans extra color square business

  • September 12, 2006 11:32 AM
  • Dass says...
  • Funny as hell.....sad, but the truth!!

  • September 12, 2006 11:36 AM
  • noneoftheabove says...
  • yeah aight! stick a fork in your butt!! your dunn, dun dun!!!

    rent that

  • September 12, 2006 11:54 AM
  • skdamc says...
  • LMAO!!!!!! It would be funnier if this wasn't true......

  • September 12, 2006 12:07 PM
  • edgar that mexican guy says...
  • See, that's why I have white friends. They come in handy like a muthafucka... Cops at the door? Send the white guy... Bartender laggin on the drinks... send the white guy... stray dog on the street... send the white guy.

  • September 12, 2006 1:12 PM
  • ATLnekstup says...
  • Waitress taking too long...send the white guy. Waitress takin too long...send the white guy. Ten seconds left in the fourth quarter of an NFL game and your team is down 17-10....DON'T send the white guy.

  • September 12, 2006 1:40 PM
  • MayorOfLosAngeles says...
  • its true. Its true. White people are super useful. I wish you could really rent some of them muthafuckas. I would get a gang of loans, nigga!!! i would rent one to drive my car so the police dont pull me over and think im sellin ki's again. FUck the police. I would also rent one when i go out to eat, so they dont think we are goin to run away after we finish eating. I would also rent one for when i go to the mall, to prevent being followed around.

  • September 12, 2006 1:47 PM
  • GP says...
  • My only issue with this video is that it over-simplifies the implications of racism in America...

    Would a white couple with terrible credit like that described there really get the loan anyway? i think the example was a little too extreme, making seem almost comical or unrealistic.

    And generally speaking, there are a lot of black people who have really bad credit. I hope this video doesn't paint the picture that anytime someone is denied its because of their race.

  • September 12, 2006 2:16 PM
  • Angryblackman says...
  • Get me a white person i can use right now!!!

  • September 12, 2006 3:08 PM
  • cdeeznuts says...
  • YALL NIGGAS SOME BITCHES MAYNE.

  • September 12, 2006 4:09 PM
  • ok ok says...
  • first you got to relize why they dont want to pick black people up,and once you solve that ,than you can do what ever,its so sad you have a blog called "rent a white folk" thats why you get treated like you do, thats why they dident save blacks people in new orleans. this ant the 1800s lot of white people dont just hate you cause your colar, they dont like much blacks because look at all this crime their doing they acting like aminals,and their going around calling them selfs niggers, and killing them selfs.and dont go and say ohhh the white man put yal in slaves all them slave masters are all dead and gone,and plus if it wasent for the white man takeing you out of africa yal would be living out side like animals, in the jungel.or getting killed by lions. you can get mad at the government ,but dont get mad at a regual white person with a relgual job that doesnt bother no body.blacks got their freedom back and everything was good now look blacks are killing everybody in the streets and seeling drugs and shooting guns,you no they made rules a long time ago back before the 1900s. thay made blacks slaves cause they act like aminals when they are free, they also kept woman in side most of the time and if she would act up her husband would make her wear a bag over her head,now look at all the girls their running around like hoes.theirs reasons why they had rules like that,now look after they let the blacks free look at all the fuced upo shhit their doing.you dont need to rent a white folk. you need to rent a brain and learn how to act, theirs a few good black peopple,most most of them are niggers. thank you and injoy your day.once again the truth stabs you wear it hurts....

  • September 12, 2006 4:37 PM
  • JBKLJMNKM says...
  • I HATE NIGGERS THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • September 12, 2006 5:00 PM
  • haaaaa says...
  • i have a joke,what do you say to a black man in a suit???? well the defendant please rise. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • September 12, 2006 5:03 PM
  • THEIR UGLY says...
  • THEM NIGGERS ARE GONNA GET IT NOW.WERE GONNA GET THE NIGGER MONKEYS.DIRTY BLACK NIGGER MONKEYS

  • September 12, 2006 5:11 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "My only issue with this video is that it over-simplifies the implications of racism in America..."

    Ah, yes. That's why it's a joke.

  • September 12, 2006 5:20 PM
  • YOU CAN NOW RENT YOUR OWN NIGGER says...
  • HI ARE YOU WHITE OR HISPANIC? AND DO YOU HATE WHEN YOU ALLWAYS HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE OVER AND OVER,DO YOU HATE TAKEING OUT THE TRASH OR HAVING TO WALK YOUR DOG? WELL PROBLEM SOLVE YOU CAN NOW RENT A NIGGER,YES FOLKS YOU CAN NOW OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER,AND IF HE OR SHE ACTS UP YOU CAN BEAT THEM AND PUNT THEM IN CHAINS,OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER COMING TO STORES EVERY WERE FEB 2007.CHECK YOUR CLOSEST LISTEINGS FOR MORE DETAILS..

  • September 12, 2006 5:34 PM
  • YOU CAN NOW RENT YOUR OWN NIGGER says...
  • HI ARE YOU WHITE OR HISPANIC? AND DO YOU HATE WHEN YOU ALLWAYS HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE OVER AND OVER,DO YOU HATE TAKEING OUT THE TRASH OR HAVING TO WALK YOUR DOG? WELL PROBLEM SOLVE YOU CAN NOW RENT A NIGGER,YES FOLKS YOU CAN NOW OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER,AND IF HE OR SHE ACTS UP YOU CAN BEAT THEM AND PUNT THEM IN CHAINS,OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER COMING TO STORES EVERY WERE FEB 2007.CHECK YOUR CLOSEST LISTEINGS FOR MORE DETAILS..

  • September 12, 2006 5:36 PM
  • YOU CAN NOW RENT YOUR OWN NIGGER says...
  • HI ARE YOU WHITE OR HISPANIC? AND DO YOU HATE WHEN YOU ALLWAYS HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE OVER AND OVER,DO YOU HATE TAKEING OUT THE TRASH OR HAVING TO WALK YOUR DOG? WELL PROBLEM SOLVE YOU CAN NOW RENT A NIGGER,YES FOLKS YOU CAN NOW OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER,AND IF HE OR SHE ACTS UP YOU CAN BEAT THEM AND PUNT THEM IN CHAINS,OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER COMING TO STORES EVERY WERE FEB 2007.CHECK YOUR CLOSEST LISTEINGS FOR MORE DETAILS..

  • September 12, 2006 5:36 PM
  • 90 says...
  • black look loike monkeys just look at them,im suprised their even called a human..

  • September 12, 2006 5:39 PM
  • their is a cure says...
  • hi are you a real dark black man or woman? do you se other races like whites asains hispanics or even light skin black peopple, do you se tham and hate on them cause they look better that have nicer skin tone,nycer hair,more smart.well my freind thats called dark skin haten syndrome.do you look in the merrior and se you look just like a monkey, and do you get really mad cause everytime you wash your hair your scalp gets real tight,so it comes to the point were you dont was it at all? are you skard to go out side during summer time skard you might get even more blacker? well my freinds thats called dark skin haten syndrome,do you even look at light skinn black people and say damn their hair is nicer tham mine and their skin is so nyce and why do all the girls like him better???well thats called dark skin haten syndrome.are you mad cause your hair looks like pubic hair and your skin is ashey and ugly and you send hundreds of dollars on skin products just have nice skin or hair??well folks theirs a cure yes theirs a cure , get a gun put it in your ass hole and pull the trigger..

  • September 12, 2006 6:21 PM
  • WTF? says...
  • @ ok ok

    "if it wasent for the white man takeing you out of africa yal would be living out side like animals, in the jungel.or getting killed by lions."

    For someone thinking they're kickin mad knowledge, you've got to be the most ignorant person on the net. and as for all the other ignorant posts, i just feel sorry for yall. Sure the video was out of hand but you just add to the ignorance with the hate, rather than reaching a mutual ground and being better than what you currently are.

  • September 12, 2006 6:49 PM
  • unknown says...
  • "if it wasent for the white man takeing you out of africa yal would be living out side like animals, in the jungel.or getting killed by lions."
    sad to say but true.its easy to say other wise but what you have to understand is that is the truth when you start realizeing the truth than theirs a lot of things to realize you keep hideing and your gonna be lost in your own forced lies.

  • September 12, 2006 7:00 PM
  • SJ says...
  • Funny shit...

    If you're black and want to catch a cab, come to canada. We don' t discriminate.

  • September 12, 2006 8:54 PM
  • frederico says...
  • FUCK ALL YOU RACISTS WHITE CHRISTIAN EUROPEANS PEOPLE HAVE AN OBSESSIVE DESIRE TO KEEP DOWN ALL OTHER RACES RELIGIONS AND SECTS-PROVEN BY A HISTORY OF UNPROVOKED TRICKERY, GENOCIDE, SLAVERY AND OTHER ATROCITIES
    HISPANICS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, BLACKS, INDIANS, ASIANS, HINDUSM, ABORIGINES-WE MUST ALL UNITE
    WHENEVER ANY OF US GET ANY POWER THEY TRY TO OPPRESS US MORE (BLACK PEOPLE IN AMERICA, JEWS IN EUROPE, ABORIGINES IN AUSTRALIA ETC ETC ETC)
    AND THEY TRICK US INTO FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON WHEN ALL EACH OF US WANT IS TO BE ABLE TO LIVE PEACEFULLY UNITED IN OUR OWN STATES AND LANDS
    BUT THE US PUSHES ISREAL AND PALESTINE, THE NORTENOS AND THE BLUDS, THE DIFFERENT NATIONS OF AFRICA, TO FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON AND BLAMES IT ON OUR INFERIOR NATURE
    WE HAVE ALL BEEN KEPT APART, BUT WE ONE PEOPLE- THE PEOPLE OF ZION
    WE MUST UNITE

  • September 12, 2006 9:03 PM
  • frederico says...
  • NOT ALL WHITE EUROPEAN PEOPLE- BUT THEIR LEADERS, OUR LEADERS ALL HAVE AN OPPRESSIVE AGENDA
    THEY DONT LIKE IRISH OR ITALIANS EITHER

  • September 12, 2006 9:05 PM
  • Reggieshotta says...
  • Good minister once told me once you shave all the hair off a monkey it shows it true color.

  • September 12, 2006 9:42 PM
  • HA ! says...
  • ITS FUNNY BUT MOST CAN DRIVERS ARE EAITHER BLACK,INDIAN, OR ASAIN.WHY WOULD YOU NEED A WHITE PERSON TO COME WITH YOU FOR YOUR OWN KIND TOO PICK YOU UP IN A CAB??? HA!

  • September 12, 2006 9:50 PM
  • HA ! says...
  • CAB DRIVERS*

  • September 12, 2006 9:51 PM
  • short latina chick says...
  • i think blacks are mad at whites cause whites look better.i only date whites cause their so sexyyyyyy,.

  • September 12, 2006 10:34 PM
  • Esco says...
  • It seems to me that a lot of the bloggers that's commenting on The Creator's people are ignorant especially my own people who don't have knowledge of self. Do I want to look like the pale face devil bleaching my skin and trying to straighten my hair that the Creator has given me? To my Latinoes, Asians who are Black, and my Indian people., we are The Creator's People. We are gifted by all means. White people want to be us. They want to look like us, dance like us, sing like us,etc. We are the Gods of this earth. Everyday I wake knowing that I will forever be Black and damn it's a beautiful thing. I don't have to worry about getting a tan, I don't have to worry about my skin pealling like a snake because of the sun, I have rhythm by nature, and have knowledge of self. What more can I want from My Creator. The media will always bring race to the forefront to keep us separated. The media uses fear to control our minds and we're subject to believe everything THEY want us to believe. Just like the situation that's going on the Middle East with Isreal and the Palestanians. Because the U.S. is and will forever back up Isreal we in Black America think that Isreal is always innocent when in fact they are the bloodsuckers of the poor. I'm just a nigga with knowledge of self and all of you uncle tom ass niggas will lead your life to destruction if you keep believing that b.s. these devils are telling you.

  • September 12, 2006 11:10 PM
  • jae says...
  • nyce try ecso,but you see humans create houses,cars things of that sort, humans dident create the earth , plants, and for forth i take it your from the 5% nation. well listen here "i born" or i brow lol .the black man isent god.their is no god. i want you to look up the word evolution.science proves that we came from bacteria that form in the ocean after years and years we than turn in to fish billions of years later we form difrent forms, than were able to walk on land.to make it short we evolved in to monkeys, than we form to be the humans that we are, their was no black man or any man that did that ok.and like the rapper nas said about the 5%nation ,in one of his songs he said why preach about it when you can be about it.witch means all that born god knowlege of self bull shiit

  • September 12, 2006 11:38 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • HI ARE YOU WHITE OR HISPANIC? AND DO YOU HATE WHEN YOU ALLWAYS HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE OVER AND OVER,DO YOU HATE TAKEING OUT THE TRASH OR HAVING TO WALK YOUR DOG? WELL PROBLEM SOLVE YOU CAN NOW RENT A NIGGER,YES FOLKS YOU CAN NOW OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER,AND IF HE OR SHE ACTS UP YOU CAN BEAT THEM AND PUNT THEM IN CHAINS,OWN YOUR OWN NIGGER COMING TO STORES EVERY WERE FEB 2007.CHECK YOUR CLOSEST LISTEINGS FOR MORE DETAILS..

    Posted by: YOU CAN NOW RENT YOUR OWN NIGGER at September 12, 2006 05:34 PM

    they already had that though. still reeling from the effects.

  • September 13, 2006 12:58 AM
  • sexy amy says...
  • white is the colar of angels,black is the colar of evil and darkness.

  • September 13, 2006 1:27 AM
  • stan says...
  • i guess it's easier to get through this life for some people if they create a world in their mind where they are at the top, or 'God', in the case of the 5%'ers... you people truly do not live in this world, a world where science and reason are our guides - our moral compass, not some made up fairy tale about 'Gods' and 'Earths' and all that bullshit. 5%'ers get thrown into the same box as white evangelitical christians.

  • September 13, 2006 8:46 AM
  • Dunn says...
  • Waitress taking too long...send the white guy. Waitress takin too long...send the white guy. Ten seconds left in the fourth quarter of an NFL game and your team is down 17-10....DON'T send the white guy.

    Posted by: ATLnekstup at September 12, 2006 01:40 PM
    LMAO!!!!!!!!! TRUE STORY fam. But on a serious note bigup to all the whiteboys with common sense and a big fuck u to all the crakkkers.

  • September 13, 2006 10:38 AM
  • k_k_k says...
  • I think Black people looks alot like Gorillas or monkeys... Asians and Latinos together with white people are the only ones that looks different from their descendents, the apes. Black peoples still reminds alot of monkey and apes, probably because they never left the Area, where the humanrace supposingly were born.

    Black people also seems dumber, in the head, very low IQ!!!

    They seriously think people are scare of them and they think their gangsta image is cool, its so dorky that I dont know wether to laugh or cry. So pathetic.

    And they talk very very weird. I mean, for fuck sake learn the stupid language. Thats probably why the rest of the world hates them and look down on them.

    They are the worst race their is.

    Word, and peace out...haha LÖL

  • September 28, 2006 2:11 PM
  • K_K_K says...
  • Agree with the post above, white people are beautiful, elegant and wise... reminds of Elfs!!

    Negros are black, and chumpy, clumsy and loud, not very smart, live in the moment...Orcs!!!

    PS: Yes White people look like Angels with their white soft pure skin, and blonde long hair flying in the wind, just face it...

    You dont got what we got ;D

  • September 28, 2006 2:14 PM
  • bex says...
  • you're all horrible racist fuckers. all of you, black and white, who have posted things in here like "blacks look like gorillas" and "white look like angels", or "white folk wish they were black", you need to shut the fuck up and get a life.
    The colour of our skin depends on nothing more but the genes we are passed down from our parents and the level of melanin in our skin. It has no relevance on personality, IQ or anything else - just skin colour. So if you're black, white, Asian, Hispanic, whatever colour, and you think you're better than people of other descendancy because of that, then you're a stupid fucker.
    You say all blacks are criminals. I know three black JUDGES. About seven very successful black lawyers (which, by the way, you need to have a high level of intelligence for). And loads and loads of criminals who are NOT black, who are white, Asian, Indian, Hispanic, Korean, Malay, whatever.
    You stupid ignorant fuckers. It's fucking racist assholes like you people that cause all of this bullshit between countries. It's your fault little innocent children are gunned down in the crossfire, it's your fault that a perfectly innocent black woman is in danger of being shot or attacked by a frightened white person just because she's black, it's your fault that people have so much rage and anger at their fellow human beings because their skin is a few shades lighter or darker.
    You're all fuckers. I'm disgusted.

  • October 13, 2006 5:04 PM
  • fuckyou1234 says...
  • "Because the U.S. is and will forever back up Isreal we in Black America think that Isreal is always innocent when in fact they are the bloodsuckers of the poor."

    Fuck you , Isreal people are not bloodsuckers of the poor the palestinans are always trying to take our land and they always do sucicdeal attackes in israel like everyday that kill hundreds of ppl u sick mother fucker cock sucker dickhead piece of shit

  • October 14, 2006 10:02 AM
  • fuckyou1234 says...
  • "Because the U.S. is and will forever back up Isreal we in Black America think that Isreal is always innocent when in fact they are the bloodsuckers of the poor."

    Fuck you , Isreal people are not bloodsuckers of the poor the palestinans are always trying to take our land and they always do sucicdeal attackes in israel like everyday that kill hundreds of ppl u sick mother fucker cock sucker dickhead piece of shit

  • October 14, 2006 10:02 AM
  • itstimetoexterminate says...
  • KILL THIS NIGGERS,KILL THIS MONKEYS,THE ARENT HUMAN,THEI ARE THE DESEASE,WE ARE THE CURE,THIS UGLY PEACES OF SHIT MUST BE IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS ACROSS USA AND BE ELIMINATED SISTEMATICALLY,POISONED GAS MUST BE DROPPED IN SOUTH CENTRAL,ATLANTA,AND ALL THE GHETTOS,ALL THE SO CALLED WORM S NESTS.WHITE MILICIAS MUST CUT THE BULLSHIT AND START A REAL WAR IN USA TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY.GO AND SNIPE THIS APES,I WANT TO SEE A REAL WHITE SOLDIER DROP SOME OF THESE ANIMALS DOWN.DO A FAVOR FOR AMERICA,CLEAN THE UNHUMAN SHIT.APES ARE APES AND MUST DIE.ETHNICAL CLEANSY IS ON THE WAY,ITS NOT TURNER S BOOK,THE JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING.BURN THE ZOO!!!KILL AIDS MONKEYS!!

  • November 20, 2006 1:45 AM
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  • December 9, 2007 12:51 AM
  • SHUT UPANITIRAP says...
  • THIS IS WHY RAP HATER SUCKS.
    SHUT UP
    BUT RAP STILL SUCKS

  • February 10, 2008 6:07 PM
  • Money Nigger says...
  • Why can't I get a loan?

    I don't have a job.

    I defaulted on all my credit cards.

    I haven't paid my rent in six months.

    The reason I can't get a loan now must be because I'm black!!

    If only I was white, I would get approved.

    I hate all these racists !!

  • March 17, 2008 11:50 AM
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  • March 27, 2008 9:51 PM