I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it!

I'm about to lose control. But y'all ni99as like it. Speakin of ni99as likin some shit... Janet Jackson, who has spurned many a ni99a-moment of clarity and ni99a-coming of age, has returned. Last we knew, she bore a titty, dropped a weak album, then disappeared and went Klump for a minute. Well, Ms. "Put Me On a Planet, Dammit" is back with a new album, renewed focus and what appears to be Pleasure Principle 2006 in "So Excited." [watch it now]
I mean... when that chair gravitated toward her foot, I was a little ni99a all over again for about a second and a half. I got real close to the screen and started talkin about "Pleasure princple... oh-ohhhh!" Fuck "Control." I know plenty a ni99a who lose said control over their dicks when that shit used to come on. She was thick and everything...
Hold on. Let me stop reminiscing.
Daaaamn, tho. She lost them 50 pounds like nothin, didn't she? Now real ni99as like me who don’t freak out over some stretch marks are in there. No, wait. I forgot. For some reason completely inexplicable to normal human beings, she’s still with that bobblehead bitch, JD. Fuck her couch, ni99a! She can’t even do a scene with that ni99a because he’s a foot shorter than her and 60 pounds lighter.
Actually, the only thing about her that I can't get over: She's that dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson that Kanye was talkin about. Everything else is cool. But I'd feel Michael's presence if a ni99a were to hit that.
Why the fuck did they use nasty-ass, raggedy-cooch Khia? I mean… I never had the displeasure of meeting the woman, but you know when you can just tell someone is nasty and stanky? Do you really wanna partially rest the laurels of your comeback on the shoulders of the "lick my pussy and my crack" girl? Brrrrrr.
Where did your clothes go, bitch?! I'm not so sure how I feel about the disappearing wardrobe act Janet is putting forward. It's a bit presumptuous. "Hey, ni99as! I really DID lose all the weight! See?!" I wish this crazy bird the best of luck. Maybe she can do something for Michael... unless he's her alter-ego, as I've long since supposed.
Comments
I am feeling the video, it is classic Janet with all the dancing. My only thing is why is it so dark looking. I am also definitely feeling the CD, she surprised me!
First!!!!
She's that dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson that Kanye was talkin about. Everything else is cool. But I'd feel Michael's presence if a nigga were to hit that.
Ron, you at it again, lol. Great vid though.
Peace
First, you ghettotronk whores!
N.O. in tha house.
Heard tha nu Janet banga, its aiight.
Ms Jackson if u nastay!
I like this song and video and I have to say it's MUCH better than that Hype Williams piece of shit of a video "Call On Me".
Why r u such a hater? U really must be a mexican!
The video is bangin...the trick with the "now you see the titty...now you don't" was pretty fly. I wonder if that was a shout out to the SUPERBOWL INCIDENT...much love to Janet ...she can get it all week
The video is hot to death. It took me a min to get use to the fact that she was with JD. But the look good together. ANd you never know who god has you paired with. Janet really seemed happy with JD..COmpared to the other to jerks. As far as teh cd..... Blazing hot ... my fav song of the day is ( this body ) ..but is seems to change everyday
Holla
Planet Janet is back all hail the Queen ......
I'm loving the new video!! It is definitely grown & sexy! Janet is on top of her game right now.
THATS A PIC OF JANET WHEN THEY MADE HER GAIN WEIGHT FOR A MOVIE THAT WAS NEVER PUT OUT, SHE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT I SEEN HER ON OPRAH, SHE LOOKS REAL THIN AND FINE ASS HELL,SHE LOST THAT WEIGHT IN LIKE 4MONTHS.AND I HEARD HER ALBUMS IS PRETTY GOOD,WAY BETTER THAN BEYONCES.
Everytime i look at the video, i think she gonna mess up and a lil piece of her nipple is gonna show in between her fingers.
boy janet big but she still go hard on everything
Stop hatin!
J.D is a great man.
Actually she's the lucky one.
With all her mental issues, she's lucky she got a sane man to take care of her unsecure/yoyo-dieting @ss.
^^^^^^^ shut up man janet does not have mental issues like u do, u better stop hating or ill.......
That video is HOT!!!POINT BLANK, I love how the clothes appear and dissapear. Also, love the dancing. All hail QUEEN JANET!!!Oh and I just got the album 2day...LOVE IT!!!It was definetely worth my 10.oo dollars. Im mad that I had 2 go 2 wal-mart. It was sold out, went 2 K-mart. It was sold out. THEN FINALLY, I went 2 target ang I got 1 of the last copies.
Janet might be skinny now, but she still got that PHAT ASS!! Oh and the cd is good too!! haha
i'm glad she came back R&B, after the pop masses bailed out on her with "Damita Jo." She had some hot shit on DJ it was just unfocused and 20YO is definitely focused.. like JD said they werent worried about what people was saying they was bringin it with the CD... and they delivered.. Cant wait for the tour.
Do It 2 Me
Love 2 Love
Enjoy
Daybreak
shit the whole damn CD
love the new vid...im glad she dont give a shit bout what people say...
hot cd too
Janet id official- she's wit JD because he sucks her toes every night...he'll do whatever must to make sure she doesn't leave. He be at the foot of the bed w/ some hot sauce
my favorite songs are this body and take care
GOd damn she is fine as fuck. The parrt where shes naked is so damn sexy..... I know everyone says it but damn!!!
Big up to Janet. I'm loving the video and song.
Just a comment to the blog starter. You can knock the fact about Khia being on the song all you want to, but nobody elses voice would have made that song hot. To me, JD put his pimpin down when he put her on the track.
Get Ya Mind Right
Two Words: F--kin' Goddess
I love Janet..She looks so good for her age..Damn..
Havent bought the album yet but that video is opening my options.
U can also download the Jay-Z diss Swagger Jacker..(that nigga swagger jacked from Nas 2?)
who is the guy in the "so excited" video??
Everybody's business is nobody's business... Wombell
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