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Flavor of Love: The Final Four

Posted on September 25, 2006 10:02 AM

...and then there were three.

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Man. It seems like only last week he was sucking on her toes. It seems like yesterday there were about 25 freeloading homing pigeons lamping around the VH1 slut mansion. Now we're getting to a number that Flavor can keep an eye, or ball, or frankfurter on in his waning age. This week on Flavor of Love, black homie comes to terms with some real life shit. At some point every (wo)man will have to assess exactly how long (s)he plans on waiting for some booty they reaaaally want.

So... raise your hand if you called Bootz, Delishis, Krazy andNew York shit in the final four.

Y'all some lyin' ass motherfuckers!

I couldn't think of a better way to start this week's episode than to show Bootz in all-out flunkie mode asking Delishis AKA Big Homie what they should do going forwad. "NY is fuckin up what we built here, Delishis." Just to put a little more twang on the pledge of allegiance, she takes initiative to slam Krazy again by calling her a "dumb bitch" for like the 5th time in 2 episodes. However true that may be, ya showin out for Devonte... I mean, Delishis.

I know it's all a gas, but I love watching New York writhe in pain when she doesn't have enough of Flavor's Snigger bar up in her. Packed with crack nuts, it's all that truly satisfies her! When she finds out that she's being held on the discount cereal shelf with the knock-off Cocoa Puffs again, she wigs out and it's damn hilarious.

So, sworn enemies Krazy and Big Homie take a trip to the shore for a boat ride. The gals are cheerfully met by Flavor looking like co-captain of the good ship Blacktop. As they board the boat and receive instruction from the real captain, I'm left to ponder one thing. I know this is a television program and all, but how do you introduce yourself to good, clean, wholesome, lemon juice-smelling white folk as "Delishis?" I couldn't do it.

I tell you one thing, though. This yacht scene has all the makings of a classic porno shoot. Delishis had plenty classic cellulite shots going on. I know the white boys ain't into that thickness, so we're gonna have a thunderthigh/lightning ass appreciation conversation over here in the corner.

When Krazy started to put it on Flavor while Big Homie's head was in his lap she shouldn't have walked away! Come on, Delishis! You know how this shit works! Make yourself useful. Tickle his balls or something! Don't just give up like that!

At the post boat ride dinner, Krazy came onto Flavor with some Mint Condition shit. This feeeeeeling is the one thing her heeeeeeaaaart is sure of. It was like Flavor was talking to an answering service. If a girl answered my questions the way Krazy did, I'd be inclined to hit the eject button under the table, fling her phony ass out the window and take the food away like Cam'ron in Paid In Full.

As if I wasn't on the verge of vomit already, Flavor really asked this girl to sing something. Upon listening to her vaginal-cheese lyrics and pitch-ignorant singing, I came to the most startling realization I've ever had watching this show. I was watching a 10-year-younger version of Jennifer Lopez trying to work her way up the golden pole. I truly believe if Flavor was doing this 15 years ago, she wouldn't have even been a Fly Girl. She would have been Krazy.

Despite all he put Brenda K. Starr through, he went back to the room with Devonte. Homie ain't even try to hide the boner. His pants could have walked themselves. He just hopped up on the dawnkey and got to dry-humping like a filthy poodle... dressed like Sammy Davis, jr. You know he wanted to dip the eggplant in the ricotta cheese, but he apparently settled for skeeting in his zoot suit. Fuck, VH1 paid for it. Why not christen the shit with a little man mustard? That's how you know it's yours!

On date #2, he took Bootz and New York to the winery. Normally Flavor would inquire about the finest frost-brewed malt liquor delight, but this time we gotta act like we been somewhere before. We gotta put the bitches on horses and shit like the white folks do! *shuffle shuffle* The funniest part was that the horse was completely fuckin petrified of New York! Animals are always the first ones to know when the devil is upon us. Either that or Mr. Ed was trying to say "Get this cank stooch off of my back!" He probably hit it before and remembered how clingy she can be.

I really should have known where this was going. Such a niggeriffic trio as Bootz, New York and Flavor Flav? Hell yeah Flavor's gonna get into a vat of grape-flavored beverage with 2 bitches. That's like nigger heaven right there! I think I saw this episode of "I Love Lucy" before. "Luuuuuucyyyyy! Stop popping your pussy in the uvas!"

As if it wasn't bad enough, Flav Dash just has to put the hot sauce on the chitterlings by dousing the objects of his affection with a bottle of champagne like they just won the Game 7 of the Stoochie Finals. I'm more embarrassed than ever.

They also reenacted the classic shower scene with Pumkin and Hoopz from last season. I can't even front, aside from the chlamydia of the ear, that shit looked like quite a highlight. That might have been the only point in life that I might have wanted to momentarily trade places with Flavor. This one didn't quite match up. The combination of Bootz and New York does not tickle my pickle. Shit, the combination of ANYTHING and New York does not tickle my pickle.

On that note, Flavor may "love the way you stand up for yourself, Bootz!" (whatever the fuck that means) But at this phase of the series, with New York in the motherfucking house, you gotta put it on the line. STOOCHIE TALKS! New York is always more than ready to give it up too. Flavor should have let New York run off. He sustained a major player violation by chasing her down the corridor. However, for lack of better expression, nigga ain't stupid. He knew who was givin it up that night. Brrrrrrrrr.

I'm sorry. NY is sickly, ashy and looking like Casper the Negro Ghost. She came to confessional with rollers. That is a new kind of bold. She is real confident in the cooch. I have to give it to her. She's a funny motherfucker. She needs to keep in mind that giving it up didn't ensure victory last season. I wouldn't be surprised if he just has her around to keep his dick warm while he picks Krazy or some shit. I mean, he has like 17 kids. A nigga like Flavor never learns.

Long story short, elimination went exactly as I thought it would. Bootz's non-fuckin ass wasn't stayin around much longer. There's gonna be Flavor tax these next couple episodes. Bootz is gonna do her bid for evasion.

What I did like was how Bootz left. "Call me when you get sick of these hoes!"

Flavor Flav: [on the sly] Oh, indeed... if you're fucking.

P.S. If you want more of New York, check out SOHH's exclusive clip entitled "New York Hospitality."

talkinvideos@sohh.com

Posted by Ron Mexico

Comments

  • Essex says...
  • tHIS SHIT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL MEDIA.
    Flavor of love is the most horrible shit I've ever seen.

    How much shuckin and jivin can a nigga do.

  • September 25, 2006 11:47 AM
  • VC says...
  • 1st what "You know he wanted to dip the eggplant in the ricotta cheese, but he apparently settled for skeeting in his zoot suit. Fuck, VH1 paid for it. Why not christen the shit with a little man mustard? That's how you know it's yours!"

    Pure comedy

  • September 25, 2006 11:54 AM
  • LaVonna says...
  • lol....all i can say is that you give an accurate account of how thosehoes be actin on there...funny as shit tho!

  • September 25, 2006 11:55 AM
  • Meek Tha Freak says...
  • I can't wait for Bootz to top Hoopz as video hofessional of the year!

  • September 25, 2006 11:58 AM
  • Gulity says...
  • Okay...once again I feel like shit for watching the coonery, but I was happy to see Bootz ass go. Can't stand that bitch. I hate her worse than Buckeeyy. Mark my words New York will win. They need the spin off show.

  • September 25, 2006 12:02 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • NY and another spin-off makes the most sense.

  • September 25, 2006 12:03 PM
  • daredevil says...
  • Ny had me dyin when she was hollerin "OH THAT SHIT IS PROPER!" When Flav was beatin them cheeks!!!

  • September 25, 2006 12:09 PM
  • Dana* says...
  • I was not aware Flav could look any worse UNTIL I saw the picture of him up above...

    **moment of silence**

  • September 25, 2006 12:11 PM
  • Wade says...
  • As i said before, if you think Flav is looking for love your a fool. This is about money. If he picks New York, which he will, he will definitely get another show and more money. With a show like that you have the perfect cast.


    Out

  • September 25, 2006 12:23 PM
  • Da biggest hater says...
  • Flava should have gotta rid of crazy. She fake just want fame off of flava u can see it n her eyes. New york is pathetic she been taking acting classes. Fuck what everybody say id pick deelishis cause her ass makes up 4 her face n she aint ugly. 'a brotha cant get enough of that ass'

  • September 25, 2006 12:30 PM
  • blacks301 says...
  • boots was the best bitch on the show...krazy is crazy...delishus is a mandingo..and New york is well if you see the highlights for the next show then you know that shouldnt give involved in that pyscho ass family....her mother is worse then she is..and you know what they say ...you get it from ya mama...bootz would of givin it up..I think she didnt wanna appear that way on camera...but the way she shakes that ass ...you know whats good...flav will come up empty again..Especially if he picks Krazy..that bitch got nine lives..she should of been gone....she even put it out there that she is looking for a suga daddy to finance her singing career..and he still kept her..

  • September 25, 2006 12:33 PM
  • ATL RED says...
  • A few things I know will happen:

    1. Whoever Flavor picks will dump his ass in 2 weeks and start doing photo shoots.

    2. All these hoes will be in the club playing high post, bitch you just kissed Flav you have no rank.

    3. They will have to move from wherever they are living right now, to another city, cause unless they baggin groceries, a career is not an option. (ask the one that was a New York School teacher, who cant teach anymore).

    4. 2 of these hoes will write a tell all book.

    5. 3 of these bitches will try to break into the music industry, but will get fucked and thrown out like Superhead.

    6. There will one final season of coonery for the Flavor of Love.

  • September 25, 2006 12:41 PM
  • c b w says...
  • New York was quite the jokester when telling Bootz that the only meat she wsa getting that night was the steak.

    Normally New York gets on my nerves, but she was slinging one liners at dinner last night like Bodie in Hamsterdam.

    And mark my words...Krazy will get a deal. She can sing good enough to get signed to that new independent label Give Up the Pussy Records.

  • September 25, 2006 12:41 PM
  • J-Hook says...
  • Hoes will be hoes dont knocked the game. If i was on the show ill be fucking them hoes too.

  • September 25, 2006 12:43 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • This shit just gets more hoe-ish and hoe-ish and I love it.

    Eyy that horse was bucking at New York 'cause he took a look at her her hair and thought his mane was next, real talk.


    Really it's Bootz who shoulda got done a la Paid in Full, "no rice, no champagne, spare ribs, no nothing..'til you you give up the booty Bootz.

  • September 25, 2006 12:48 PM
  • Bird says...
  • Wait wait wait. We finally get to hear Krazy's azz sing after all the hoopla and that's all we get? That bitch is straight up tone def. What would possess her to think she could get a record deal? He should have eliminated her for the singing alone.

    New York is faking. She was my favorite last season because her acting was better. She really seemed to be in love with Flav. This year she turns her face away from the camera to hide her smile when she is supposed to be upset. She ain't even tryin to act. And her weave/wig be looking phucked up. My girl from last year would never go out like that. Anyway can't wait to see who the winner is just so I can get it over with.

  • September 25, 2006 12:54 PM
  • c b w says...
  • Flav looks like one of two things in that above picture:

    1. Willie Tyler and Lester's long lost cousin from the bryer patch or....

    2. The first iced out lawn jockey charm I've ever seen anybody rock.

  • September 25, 2006 1:12 PM
  • selkie says...
  • It's true that fucking horse has a better weave than New York. And I am sorry, but why does the camera constantly show delishis' fuckin' nasty keloid shit(shiver)? And does that bitch have all her teeth?...it doesn't look like it...the bitch looks gummy as fuck. No matter how nice the ass is, there is still the fucking fear factor shoulder nubbin's and the fact that the bitch just looks dirty...she just does. The other ho's look like they shower...

  • September 25, 2006 1:13 PM
  • MY 2 CENTZ says...
  • Yo I was dying when he feel a sleep on Delishis. It look like a chihuahua on a mule.

  • September 25, 2006 1:18 PM
  • Banga! says...
  • See he's fking up
    the final 2 shoulda been Bootz and Delishis
    Krazy don't even listen to his music

    Delishis azz is fkin rediculous
    that shit is perfect
    if she don't win he needs to get hit wita brick!

  • September 25, 2006 1:27 PM
  • lilpatna says...
  • If u are gonna use the N word about someone use it correctly. Flav is a Nigga, the ones that wear gold ropes; not nigger, the one u so classicly and ignorantly used in this piece. All I can say is he is one lucky nigga and he's gettin paid for it.

  • September 25, 2006 1:32 PM
  • Gulity says...
  • Posted by: lilpatna at September 25, 2006 01:32 PM

    By your discriptions BOTH are insulting. I ain't a nigga or nigger. Who the fuck would want to be either?

  • September 25, 2006 1:37 PM
  • FateOfBapes says...
  • New York is one ugly bitch but when she is on, you cant look away. That bitch makes Flavor of Love hot, point blank period. The way she talk, the way she act is priceless. But the bitch still look like a donkey with AIDS.

    Krazy is...alright. I mean, she aint all that but she alright. That chick cannot sing though. When she started singing, my television muted itself.That chick is like the house piss pot. she gets no respect. I wouldnt be surprised if the other chicks make her their human tampon disposer. The chick is weak. She prolly broke her jaw running into a butterfly or sumthing.

    NOW BOOTZ. that bitch was BAD!!!. It was fucked up that she had to leave because her twat was temporarily out of order. I guess thats what happens when women decide they want to be ladies now-a-days...they still get treated like shit whether they fuck or not. Fucked up but..........................OH WELL I WOULD OF ELIMINATED THA BITCH TOO!!! How dare she think gon rest her vagina on another man RENT-A-HOUSE for free? Bitch you thought you was there for your personality? Im tellin you, the minute she said she wanted to be married before sex but she was not a virgin though......i would of bruce lee kicked that bitch in her ear with TIMBS on. But still sad she left nonethe less.

    And for DEELISHIS, i dont have much to say. That thing has to have a dick (no homo). YOOO, that bitch back is bigger than MINE!!! I dont know about the rest of yall, but, DEELISHIS LOOKEY LIKE.....A MAN. Flav still smashed thou.........nasty ass nigga. FLAV should put a magnom condom over his small ass head and sufficate himself.

  • September 25, 2006 1:37 PM
  • brittney moore says...
  • flavor of love is dumb ridiculous but i can't stop watching it!

  • September 25, 2006 1:38 PM
  • Gulity says...
  • I'm going to get help for my addiction to this show. It embodies everything I stand against, yet I can't stop watching it!!!!HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  • September 25, 2006 1:43 PM
  • baby girl says...
  • This was the funniest episode to date, well besides the shitting episode with sumthing ass but it's right up there.

    Did anyone else besides me hear Devonte (LMAO)I mean Delishis ask flav before he jumped all on that ass if he ever rode a horse before? What kind of shit is that.

    Now, I wasnt happy to see BOOTZ go but I'm glad she did something with that weave though, too bad but it was 2 episodes to late.

    Now as far as Cassie's non singing ass goes, oops, I mean Krazy's non singing ass goes, I thought for sure that after the lame ass answers she was giving that she was getting the boot, but I guess beauty before brains, well she don't exactly have a brain so I guess her and flav will be going to see the wizard when this all said and done, and on another note can somebody please assign her ass stylist.

    On to the NYC aka New York, aka Bobble head Bitch, she needs to go back to whatever acting school went to between last season and now and demand a fucking REFUND for her and her momma. Did ya'll see the previews for next weeks episode. Is this BITCH serious or what. I'm saying forreal forreal, is she serious. I'm not going to spoil it for those who didnt see the previews but for the ones who did, yall know what I'm mtsalking about. This shit is about to Krazy No CRAZY.

    Ron Mex-- youre on point as usual. We all know (and I can attest to this one personally) you can have all that ass and thighs and not have a little bit of cottage cheese to go along with it. So I wasnt shocked to see Delishis in her cottage cheese glory but I was a little shocked that she would be on TV putting it on display but she is the same girl that was standing by the pool with her stretch marks hanging out all over the place. So you know how we we do it the "D".

  • September 25, 2006 1:48 PM
  • funny as heck says...
  • What can I say w/o NY this show would be a bust. Either way you go, their are no winners with this mess. Flavor with anybody would be just awful.

    Next week, the Family Reunion. Sure to set VH1 ratings through the roof.

  • September 25, 2006 1:56 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • I wasnt shocked to see Delishis in her cottage cheese glory but I was a little shocked that she would be on TV putting it on display but she is the same girl that was standing by the pool with her stretch marks hanging out all over the place. So you know how we we do it the "D".


    Posted by: baby girl at September 25, 2006 01:48 PM

    ohhhhh yeeeeeeaahhhh! i fuckin forgot about that.

    as katt williams says tho...

  • September 25, 2006 2:04 PM
  • ... says...
  • Everytime I watch FOL2 I feel like I'm losing IQ points. The worst thing about it is I can't stop.
    Plus this blog makes it even funnier...
    I hate Mondays, so this is about the only thing I have to look forward to on Mondays.
    Thanks for the laughs!

  • September 25, 2006 2:07 PM
  • Jedi says...
  • Fateofbapes was on point with da mad tv shit "she lookey....like a man." i thought i was da only one who thought about that shit. Ne way i would've kept bootz. She just dont wanna seem easy on t.v. He would've tap'd her after da finale. He might still do it i know i would call her thick ass.

  • September 25, 2006 2:08 PM
  • skdamc says...
  • Good shit Senor Mexxxico. I swear I saw Foofy's hand wander down to Bootz nether regions in the "shower scene" but the camera quickly cut away. When Delishis laid on that bed, face down ass UP, I ALMOST forgot about the mustahce and Adams apple(No Clay Aikens). Is it ME or does Delishis look like Bernard Hopkins in the grill. Stop, think about it.......LOL
    As long as Foofy and CB4 don't procreate its all good. You had to know the "psuedo white" chick wasn't goin no matter how obvious her fakery is. They coonin' but they ain't stoopid. No "whites", No "ratings". New York makes me throw up in my mouth, she is sohh sickening. I can't believe I was rooting for the horse to buck her into a grape stand or random protruding tree stump. That bitch is the anti-Christ. word is bond....

  • September 25, 2006 2:18 PM
  • Scottie Pimpin says...
  • dawg, you crazy as hell for this shyt!!! haaaaaaaaaa

  • September 25, 2006 2:30 PM
  • Lowedwn says...
  • Is it ME or does Delishis look like Bernard Hopkins in the grill. Stop, think about it.......LOL


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    Damn you know you wrong for that...true, but semi-wrong, kinda, sorta. LMMFAO

  • September 25, 2006 2:37 PM
  • baby girl says...
  • Ron you are the bomb, wink wink. no offense to any mrs. ron mex

    And yeah I saw the Kat Williams HBO comedy special, man that shit was off the chain.

  • September 25, 2006 2:40 PM
  • EATING Deelishis says...
  • YO! I don't know what be on that niggas bird, but he definitly lost pimp points chasing NY down. He should've let that ho go & tried to loosin up bootz a lil something. On tha real tho, I would pick Deelishis, she's intellegent, strong, beautiful, and she don't take no shit! To me she seems like the only genuine person on tha show. Although she is always in the mix of bullshit, she's clearly the only one there for Flave. If Flave don't pick her, i'm on a world tour to find my Deelishis queen!

    1LOVE

  • September 25, 2006 2:59 PM
  • barbaraa.jackson says...
  • LOL....!!!!!!!

  • September 25, 2006 3:13 PM
  • Big Daddy Woo Woo says...
  • Flav is a PIMP. Hands down.Hepimpin these hoes and pimpin Vh1.

    He came up big wit Bootz tho. She down no matter what....even if he did kick her off the show. Krazy need to go tho.To me,she's nothin more than a 3AM ph call....And wit free nights and weekends & free "jimmy's" on campus,her nickname would be "ah what da hell" fuckin wit me. Everytime I see Flav consortin wit Deelicious,for some odd reason I expect Flav to jump up like Kat Williams and say "I AM A BOY!!". LOL! She's a man.Nuff said bout her. And lastly NY,imagine the crack parties they have."Go head baby...just lick that last sawbuck crumb off my baby toe.....put it in da missile...where my crack lighter?!?!?!?!? LOL! They both wake up wit no eybrows and shit. LOL! Wow. Best show ever.

    Krazy gets my fantasy player of the week tho. I took her in the 3rd round when the fantasy drafts opened up but I'm now seein she prob was a top 2 pick in flav's eyes.She didn 't look like da type to know how to handle da "rock".

  • September 25, 2006 3:25 PM
  • Sept.25th! says...
  • Flav ain't lookin for love. All that nigga want is pussy. I don't blame tha nigga.Bootz got the boot.

  • September 25, 2006 3:32 PM
  • heemph1 says...
  • Flav dumb ass ends up with Krazy some radio personality told everbody.

  • September 25, 2006 3:53 PM
  • Son of Folk says...
  • I run these streets. I'm the hood's only child. Feel my pain and hunger. Starve Nigga. BLEED LIKE I HAVE NIGGA! DIE LIKE I HAVE! LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE OPPRESSOR AND SHOUT "FUCK YOU NIGGA!" YA'LL AIN'T REAL. JAY-Z NOT REAL!

  • September 25, 2006 4:07 PM
  • Wade says...
  • @Son

    Do you run the streets while your on the internet posting comments on blogs about Flava Flav?

    just wanted to know

  • September 25, 2006 4:25 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Is it ME or does Delishis look like Bernard Hopkins in the grill. Stop, think about it.......LOL


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    Damn you know you wrong for that...true, but semi-wrong, kinda, sorta. LMMFAO

    Posted by: Lowedwn at September 25, 2006 02:37 PM

    wowwwww...

    i been squinting trying to figure out who she looks like. she do kinda look like a lightskin bernard hopkins!

  • September 25, 2006 4:53 PM
  • B-STUY LONG says...
  • I don't know about some of you dudes on here actin like yall would'nt SMASH Deelicious, cause she got a lil flaws, I would love to see some of your women, if you from the hood there are so many chicks with scars and cottage cheese that some of yall probably would still be virgins. Cause I know I would tear that down in a heartbeat, and I'm a well put together dude. Anyway next week show will be worth watching. Deep down I think New York's Mom's really wants Flavor Flav!!! She having flashback's of the 80's

  • September 25, 2006 4:54 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Ron you are the bomb, wink wink. no offense to any mrs. ron mex

    And yeah I saw the Kat Williams HBO comedy special, man that shit was off the chain.

    Posted by: baby girl at September 25, 2006 02:40 PM

    nah, there's no mrs. mexico *wink wink*

    katt williams special was very good. i was pleasantly surprised. homie really came to play! thank god because i saw the last couple hbo specials from mike epps and cedric. shits were WEAK!

    big daddy woo woo... you are a funny nigga!

  • September 25, 2006 5:01 PM
  • qc finest says...
  • Flava of love has got to be one of the worst shows that has ever been created. C'mon people let's be real. Just two years ago, this guy was on the surreal life wit dat chick Bridget going to see his kids, knowing that he can't do anything for them because he's not financially set, now this dude got a big mansion, with all hese chicks crying and fighting over him? WHAT KIND OF PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY CRAP IS THAT?

  • September 25, 2006 5:20 PM
  • TrusTory says...
  • fuck the bullshit i would smash delishious ....that ass is too phat to say no when she bent over in that hotel room...oh my god!!! flav looked like a ant tryna climb over a hill..i'd beat it up..and shout out to bootz for not being a sucka for letting him blaze it..proves all he want is pusy thats why he ran after new york cuz he knew that was the only one he can fuck ...he has gotten any pussy for the last 4episodes

  • September 25, 2006 5:21 PM
  • The Playa says...
  • There's gonna be some kinda surprise ending, but New York will not get picked. Picking NY would be too easy. I have a feeling VH1 and Flav will try to have a long-running gag of teasing New York.

    On the other hand, does anyone notice that the cameras don't spend enough time on Deelishus' azz?

  • September 25, 2006 5:22 PM
  • The Playa says...
  • Oh yeah. For my porn heads, I heard that Deelishus was in Booty Talk 6. Holla back if thats true

  • September 25, 2006 5:23 PM
  • k.ola says...
  • tHIS SHIT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL MEDIA.
    Flavor of love is the most horrible shit I've ever seen.

    How much shuckin and jivin can a nigga do.

    Posted by: Essex at September 25, 2006 11:47 AM

    can you please tell me what you mean by
    that statement thats like the 30th time ive seen you type that...


    2nd question ron are you a homo?

  • September 25, 2006 5:57 PM
  • B says...
  • Nah deelishis wasn't on booty talk 6 I would've remembered that ass and oh yes I would hit that fuck what all ya'll sayin

  • September 25, 2006 5:59 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • 2nd question ron are you a homo?

    Posted by: k.ola at September 25, 2006 05:57 PM

    no, are you a coon?

  • September 25, 2006 6:35 PM
  • Diesel says...
  • New York:
    She sounded like Flav was stretching her out on the rack. I didn't know crackheads could have orgasms, but I guess you can if you're gettin' it from a fellow junkie. They know all the spots on each other's bodies. She sounded like he was dangling her from the balcony.

    Deelishus:
    I've never really like the taste of cottage cheese but... nevermind. When he was on her back, it looked like a cheetah dragging down a young wildebeest. Is it really sexy to snore in somebody's ear like that? My breathe-rite strips go in the trash tonight!

    Boobz:
    I don't quite understand why she was competing to see his real house. She couldn't find anything better to do until the owner of the club she dances at pays his fines and re-opens?

    Krazy:
    She should leave the show and join Black Eye Peas.

    I can't wait until next episode. Is that Wu Tang? No, it's the little flavs. I bet they all have names like neopolitan and hazelnut. Or else they're all named Flav on some George Foreman. Too bad Boobz isn't on there anymore to bend over and show them where babies come from.

  • September 25, 2006 6:39 PM
  • wonderwoman says...
  • ne fool on here that says that would screw "devonte" is a straight under cova- forget the battle scars and a zillion and one connect the dents on her backside- that is a man in waiting. if u r straight why would u want to screw ne thing that come close to looking like biz markey? that hoe look like a bright version of biz/ GAP AND ALL with weave. eewww..god i need to vomit...

  • September 25, 2006 6:51 PM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • "Krazy:
    She should leave the show and join Black Eye Peas."

    2 points, Diesel. I liked the cheetah wildebeast thing too.

  • September 25, 2006 6:58 PM
  • FateOfBapes says...
  • I dont give a fuck, any nigga in here that looks at DEELISHIS with the intention of fuckin rather than having her be a center for your weekend basketball games, is a suspect.That thing has an adams apple for Gods sake. Even if that thing has a big ass(no homo), what part of the game is it to smash a chick(used loosely) that can bench press the average man and put YOU to sleep? DEELISHIS is cool if it were to play for the yankees as a center fielder but other than that, FLAV should do the butterfly against an electric fence for smashin.

  • September 25, 2006 7:32 PM
  • DanNy says...
  • Now I was mad when, in my opinion, Bootz was sent home. I know flav wasn't havin a chic da was put out, lol, but u got 2 admit she was the baddest girl on da show hands down, ya dig! U all no flav is dialin those digits/ one yall

  • September 25, 2006 8:16 PM
  • sexxy says...
  • ne fool on here that says that would screw "devonte" is a straight under cova- forget the battle scars and a zillion and one connect the dents on her backside- that is a man in waiting. if u r straight why would u want to screw ne thing that come close to looking like biz markey? that hoe look like a bright version of biz/ GAP AND ALL with weave. eewww..god i need to vomit...

    Posted by: wonderwoman at September 25, 2006 06:51 PM
    that shit is funny^^^^^^^^ lmao.....now who in da hell told krazy she can sing??ahahahahahahah lmao ahahahahahahahah... that crazy bitch dont need a record deal she needs singin lessons...ahahahah not only she fake, her damn singing is fake as hell ahahahahahaha ..oh she definently will be eliminated for that shit...ahahahahah .bizmarky look alike aka uglylishes the she man should of never bend her big fat cellulite cottage cheese rhynoceros ass up in the air in front of cameras like that made me regurgitate. no wonder flav took a long shit in the bathroom and fell asleep on her ass lmao .who would want to touch those popcorns balls thats all over her skin anyway ..lol im glad the bitch is gone bootz was fake she know damn well she wanted to give it up to flav real bad but she wanted to act like a lady right thats why newyork was all on her ass at the dinner table..i say if u gonna be a bitch then be a true bitch dont punk yourself trynna be different .....im glad the hoe gone...i love my girl newyork cuz she got a good head on her shoulders ..im just praying that her mom dont ruin it for her on the next show.....i can understand where her mom coming from cuz flav is a dirty little bastard...he deserves what he gets..

  • September 25, 2006 8:57 PM
  • 40Kyl. says...
  • New York needs 2 win, shes the only one who would fuck Flav, n The rest of them will leave flav, become models and der'l be anotha fuckin season of Flavor of Love. Season 2 is already fake n scripted, just like MTV's Pimp My Ride

  • September 25, 2006 9:23 PM
  • malik shabazz says...
  • First off I style think the show is buffonary and the young black girls america should not be seeing this act of desperation for any man.
    Second Ron Mexico you must be some type of uncle tom self hating brown or black person. You author a little forum and evrything but some of your comments are very ignorant and unware. YOU sit up and say "I know this is a television program and all, but how do you introduce yourself to good, clean, wholesome, lemon juice-smelling white folk as "Delishis?" I couldn't do it."
    Just because they have on button down shirt and slacks on they could be the worst people you ever meet. They could be in jail in the next couple years. You dont know. al the blacks are being called all types of niggers and ghetto hoochies. You sound ignorant and stereotypical to me.

  • September 25, 2006 10:23 PM
  • POP says...
  • shit i would've picked bootz fat ass all day

  • September 26, 2006 12:09 AM
  • SCARTOWN says...
  • How was this clown ever in Public Enemy.Chuck D must be killing himself right now.Flav gets no respect from me and girls should not look up to these stupid bitches.

  • September 26, 2006 12:40 AM
  • wizzlejizzle says...
  • Ron, you are hilarious !!!
    Every week I say I am done watching, and everyweek I keep lying to myself. Newyork's mom looked like a straight up dude. I would rather that be a dude than a female because that is just ridiculous !!!

  • September 26, 2006 6:21 AM
  • Son of Folk says...
  • SON OF FOLK, THE POTENTATE: GO PEEP MY BLOGS UNDER THE JAY Z AND RZA ARTICLE AND THE PETER GUNZ AND LORD TARIQ ARTICLE TO REALIZE WHO I AM.

    SON OF FOLK

  • September 26, 2006 9:48 AM
  • Dig says...
  • 3. They will have to move from wherever they are living right now, to another city, cause unless they baggin groceries, a career is not an option. (ask the one that was a New York School teacher, who cant teach anymore).

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    That was actually California (Pumkin) but I see your point.

    C B W, you are a damn fool.

    Diesel, that was hilarious too, LOL.

  • September 26, 2006 9:50 AM
  • yeap i said it says...
  • I BELIEVE FLAVA OF CRACK IS GONNA PICK NEW YORK AKA "DRUNK HORSE" ONLY AFTER THE SHOW THIS TIME VH1 WILL CREATE A REALITY SHOW WITH THEM CALLED "THIN LINE BETWEEN FLAVOR OF LOVE AND HATE" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

  • September 26, 2006 10:34 AM
  • virginia slim says...
  • I already seen the final episode. For those that don't know, he doesn't pick Deelishus or New York. As a matter of fact, Hoopz comes back on the show and she and Flav get married. But you ain't hear that from me.

  • September 26, 2006 10:57 AM
  • Ron Mexico says...
  • Ron Mexico you must be some type of uncle tom self hating brown or black person. You author a little forum and evrything but some of your comments are very ignorant and unware. YOU sit up and say "I know this is a television program and all, but how do you introduce yourself to good, clean, wholesome, lemon juice-smelling white folk as "Delishis?" I couldn't do it."
    Just because they have on button down shirt and slacks on they could be the worst people you ever meet. They could be in jail in the next couple years. You dont know. al the blacks are being called all types of niggers and ghetto hoochies. You sound ignorant and stereotypical to me.


    Posted by: malik shabazz at September 25, 2006 10:23 PM

    "lemon juice-smelling white folk" didn't ring some kind of bell in your brain? the rampant sarcasm of my blog doesn't ruffle your bowtie?

    go eat a bean pie, nigga.

  • September 26, 2006 12:46 PM
  • Key from the City says...
  • "I know it's all a gas, but I love watching New York writhe in pain when she doesn't have enough of Flavor's Snigger bar up in her. Packed with crack nuts, it's all that truly satisfies her!"

    ^^^LMBAO. The moaning and groaning was vomit inducing. I had to leave the room.

    Buckey hints that Flav picks Delishis (Check the YBF blog for her interview). I like her so I can't be mad if she wins, though I still am rooting for New York. New York is getting her own show on VH1.

  • September 26, 2006 2:09 PM
  • sexxy says...
  • lemon juice-smelling white folk" didn't ring some kind of bell in your brain? the rampant sarcasm of my blog doesn't ruffle your bowtie?

    go eat a bean pie, nigga.

    Posted by: Ron Mexico at September 26, 2006 12:46 PM
    ahahahahaha lmao RON U ARE CRAZY FOR THAT 1.....LOL DAMN U SURE KEEP THIS BLOG FUNNY AS HELL LOL

  • September 26, 2006 4:05 PM
  • "Damn Homie!" says...
  • Yo, I heard that one of the women from Flavor of Love, season 1 maybe getting their own spin-off show, which would be the female version of Flavor of Love. With that being said I assuming that it will be New York with the show. So as good as it sounds for him to pick New York and do a spin-off on their relationship, I doubt thats whats goin to happen. "Damn homie!!!!!"

  • September 26, 2006 6:52 PM
  • laquinta says...
  • Flav is ugly as shit! all of the hoes are in it for the money and fame. Who really wants this nigga he is old as shit played out as fuck and broke!!!! and who wants that? Nobody not even New York with her ugly fake and played out ass. Maybe they belong together!!!

  • September 26, 2006 7:48 PM
  • narkita east says...
  • I think you should pick delishis she the right for you and your kids she the nicest one out ofall the gurls in the whole house.

  • September 26, 2006 10:29 PM
  • sexxy says...
  • you actually think delishis gonna stay with flav after all he played all them hoes in the house??who da hell would want to be stuck wit a whore,a pimp with six kids you dont even know and fall in love with someone who continuously having sex with new york , krazy, and how he tried to rape bootz into making love with his trashy ass but she wouldnt let him..who? i hope whoever he picks if its delishes or newyork that they use his ass real good and pull a hoopz on his ass.the way he disrespected them girlz on the show he will never find love and hes not trying to find love anyway hes not ready for marriage he jus wants a hoe by his side so he can make another reality tv show....newyork knows what she doin and she does it well...slobbing all over flav and after other woman made me nausias please let this be the last show for flav of luv in that whore mansion.

  • September 26, 2006 11:24 PM
  • Tay says...
  • New York is a crazy fake bitch and I hope she gets kicked off next show All Krazy wants is the contract pick the right one

  • September 27, 2006 12:10 AM
  • daredevil says...
  • I'd fuck delishish fuck that!! Yall niggas dont like ass? I admit she a lil masculine but hell she would make a fine ass bodyguard!!!!! When she was bendin over at M&M's yall cant tell me that you wouldnt beat those cheeks!!!

  • September 27, 2006 10:06 AM
  • RealRapp says...
  • I watched Spike Lee's "Bamboozled" the other day and the whole time I keep thinking of flavor of love. From this day on Flava Flav will be referred to as Mantan

  • September 27, 2006 11:38 AM
  • KBNDALC says...
  • I'd fuck delishish fuck that!! Yall niggas dont like ass? I admit she a lil masculine but hell she would make a fine ass bodyguard!!!!! When she was bendin over at M&M's yall cant tell me that you wouldnt beat those cheeks!!!

    Posted by: daredevil at September 27, 2006 10:06 AM
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This sounds like something one of those dudes watching those Boy or Girl Maury shows would say about the men in tights and swimsuits! No straight male wants a masculine looking woman. 2, 50 98% manliness in a woman is inexcusable. I'll give Deebo-lishus her props though. She must have studied under one of the top drag queens in the country to get her "tucking" technique that good.
    FLav is no pimp. Trickin on hoes that ain't givin it up or yuou have to pay them in some way to give it up or get affection is no part of the game. If it was me, I'd have Bootz loosening her own straps for me so we could get down in a couple of days and after only talkin to her on the phone and with ZERO loss to my finances. I mean come on Flav. Those stripper types are the easiest ones to get for free!

  • September 27, 2006 1:36 PM
  • Toni says...
  • I think she'll win flav's heart. She'll beat the shit out of Krazy And Ugly Ass New York.

  • September 29, 2006 10:13 AM
  • april says...
  • new york is the shit

  • October 1, 2006 7:13 PM
  • NIKKI says...
  • I HOPE NEWYORK GET HER MAN CAUSE SHE REALLY DO LOVE HIM.I THINK DELISHISH IS RIGHT FOR FLAVOR TOO. THAT'S A HARD CHOICE BECAUSE HE DID'T GIVE NEWYORK A SECOND A CHANCE FOR NOTHING. FLAVOR WANT HER

  • October 2, 2006 1:46 AM
  • newyork mom needs mental help says...
  • man new york's mom is the craziest bitch i have ever seen in my entire fucking life

  • October 2, 2006 2:01 AM
  • DJ says...
  • Well the final show should be very intersting to see how this plays out who does everyone on here think he's gonna pick???? as for me i just hope he finds something and doesn't have to come back for a third season

  • October 2, 2006 2:21 AM
  • Vicky P, says...
  • i think that flav should pick Delichous because why whould u want to pick somebody that you already slept wit twich. New York hoe ass slept wit him twich. And also she cust in front of his kids. That show she doesn't have any respect fa him or his kids. Delichous is real wit flav and i think she should be picked. She's not rude, disrespectful, or unreal.

  • October 2, 2006 10:49 AM
  • COLDEST9 says...
  • yes!!!! i LIKE DEELISHUS (PERSONALITY AND ASS WISE) BUT i HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET SOMEBODY TO SEE THE BERNARD HOPKINS RESEMBLANCE!!

  • October 3, 2006 12:09 AM
  • anonymous says...
  • no new york mom gonna make her leave and he gonna put krazy back on da show and if u dont believe me well watch it and i think he gonna pick krazy and she not gonna be right 4 him so he gonna make a flavor of love 3 and that'll be his final season

  • October 8, 2006 9:57 AM
  • Alexis says...
  • I LOVE YOU RON!!!! (throwing my panties) :)

  • October 8, 2006 1:57 PM
  • sugar 18 says...
  • well as well as most of the people on here I really want deelishus to win because I belive that she is real for him and that she is cute as well. Newyork ass I just don't understand. She needs to get her bubble bursted because she thinks her and her ugly ass mama is the shit. when they ain't shit so that's who I wan't to win.

  • October 9, 2006 3:05 AM
  • sugar 18 says...
  • well as well as most of the people on here I really want deelishus to win because I belive that she is real for him and that she is cute as well. Newyork ass I just don't understand. She needs to get her bubble bursted because she thinks her and her ugly ass mama is the shit. when they ain't shit so that's who I wan't to win.

  • October 9, 2006 3:07 AM
  • Maybe your just a hater. says...
  • I do think the show is a coon show but if you watch it then what does that make you this includes the person who spent the time writing about this you had to watch it from start to finish and I honestly think your just mad because it's not you, not because you think it's a coon show.

  • October 9, 2006 11:49 AM
  • Tauneka Juhan says...
  • i think it was a graet idea to bring back New York. she really is in to you and she really care. delishee she's nice sheis intrected but i don't think she share the same chemistry that flav and new york share.

  • October 9, 2006 12:37 PM
  • monae says...
  • I hope delishish win sheis real newyork is up there just to be on tv .

  • October 11, 2006 9:37 PM
  • monae says...
  • newyork is a fake a** b**** thats all she just like to be around flave so flave can keep buying her stuff and delishish she seems real because she don't get jealous over stupid stuff and don't walk out on flave like newyork do I don't know why flavor flav stupid ugly blck just got burned from the grill looking tell put her cry baby a** back up their and you see how when the second season up with some other girls and flavor flav invited newyork she yelling at my girl bootz If she rush me like that and yelled and curst at me like that I would if smake that b**** and then pulled all them 2 cent tracks out her head and I would not care if I got elminated she yell at nobody like that if she just met them she just got in the house and start troble and when stupid a** flavor flav put her back in the contest she was getting happy bootz,delishis and bucky made sure that newyork don't say nothing to them to will bust her head opean she put a hand on them and my girl buckwild she did the right thing if she was on provation she did the right thing because newyork is crazy and then buckwild will end up killing the b**** and she would if went to jail for doing that so thats good she left so she wan't get in any more trouble than she all ready is in so she do right thing newyork do stupid things like come back and know flavor flav going to limnate her again so go head newyork leave that will be the smart thing you ever done in your whole intire life listen to your mother go home and stop being a hoe and a slute and stop having all that s.e.x with flav you don't know if he have some kind of descease

  • October 11, 2006 9:54 PM
  • Brielia says...
  • LMAO,NEW YORK drag queen looking ass lost to DEELISHUSS.LMAO,stupid bird don't get no love.

  • October 15, 2006 11:27 PM
  • Brielia says...
  • LMAO,NEW YORK drag queen looking behind lost to DEELISHUSS.LMAO,stupid bird don't get no love.

  • October 15, 2006 11:28 PM
  • toliver says...
  • newyork is the the bomb!! she makes that damn show. she deserves a pat on the back for even kissing flava flav's ugly ass!!! square business!!!!

  • October 16, 2006 2:32 AM
  • SHARISHAYDEE says...
  • THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL KRAZY'S GRANDMOTHER IS A TRAILER-PARK OLD HOE DEELISHIS IS THE REALEST ONE THERE NEWYORK CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYBODY WHEN HER MOTHER LOOKS LIKE A DRY-UP DRAG QUEEN AND HER FATHER HAIR IS SO DAMN NAPPY WITH THAT OLD-SCHOOL PONY TAIL BOOTS AND BUCKEYE WAS COOL BUT I AM SO GLAD NEWYORK 9.99 WEAVE WEARING ASS LOST AGAIN WAKE UP BITCH YOU ARE FAKE AND PROBABLY A STRAIGHT UP RANK HOE

  • October 16, 2006 3:39 PM
  • ms. piggy says...
  • bootz is a triff hoe, and she should been eliminated when she shook her ass all in front of flav's friends like a stripper at a party. If I was meeting my bf friends tha last thing i would do is drop like it hot in front of em. That shit is demeaning an ho-ish. Then this bitch had the nerve to act like she celibate. Bitch plz! you kno damn well that she be sucking dick and takin tricks. She nasty fo that shit and she kno it.

  • October 16, 2006 5:59 PM
  • chris says...
  • too long! can't read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 8, 2007 8:33 PM
  • angelo bryant says...
  • bootz iz fine az a mutha fucka and i would swack(fuck) the shit out of her

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